The Shoot Club (Houston)

[Mike Powers]

Starting to feel real comfortable in there boss.  Can't wait to get a win, and pull that monkey off my back.

[Adam Wrong]

Good to hear buddy.

Everybody assemble please.

Guys. No... more.... excuses

Main Eventer: Joel Rocker - Captain
Semi-Main Eventer: Sam Barton
Tag Team #1: Rob Washington
Tag Team #2: Bradley
Woman: Jaime Hampton
Curtain Jerker: Clint Dallas
Bench: Keyarra
Sparring Squad: Randy Pike

LOCK IN

[Mike Powers]

THE MEDIA BEGIN TO GET IMAGINATIVE IN THEIR STORIES, AS THEY GROW IMPATIENT

[Adam Wrong]

On the last match...
Wow... so this is what it feels like to win huh? Huge credit has to go to every member of the team and not just those in the ring. The doctors, the trainers, the bench, the Sparring..
You name it, they have played a part in our success. We have been unlucky in our results at times and at others we have been downright awful. But this may well be a corner turned.

On our news story...

Clint getting his first ever win is a big thing for all of us and we will celebrate tonight with a drink or 2.

On a news story that caught my eye....

The Devils are embroiled in a prostitution scandal after naively hiring a... "yoga instrctor". Teams need focus and goals... they sure as hell don't need handjobs at 20 dollars a go... Let's hope their boys haven't caught anything.

On the upcoming week...

We use our momentum and move on to bigger and better things. We are due a winning streak!

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Coaches... well done... well.bloody done!