The Wildcats (Louisville)

[Mike Powers]

Hai! I am Hiroshi Saito. I rule stable with iron fist! You want work for me, you must have spirit of dragon! We accept one thing here. Victory! HAI!


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I'm Jaimie Young. Mr. Saito hire me because I speak engrish more better than him. Let me know what I can do help.

[J-Reb]

HAI!

[Domingo]

Hello Mr. Saito, my name is Dwayne Bishop and I have some interest in running your Wildcats this season. Not sure if you're familiar with an old promotion called the National Wrestling Council, but I used to wrestle there many years ago in many of their umbrella federations. I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I'm the right man for the job, but I will tell you that I will do what I need to in order to get the job done. If you want victory, I'm the man that can bring it to you.

[Fnord]

Hey there, Jaimie. I always thought asian chicks were hot. You looking for someone to run this place? Let's talk. I think it's fate that my old High School mascot was the Wildcat.

[Mike Powers]

Hai! Two men enter office.  Only one man leave.  Tell me a story that shows you have spirit of dragon inside! HAI!

[Mike Powers]

JAIMIE LOOKS ON STUNNED, LISTENING TO FNORD'S POOR ATTEMPT AT A COME ON










Sir, Mr. Saito is doing interview now.  Go inside and join.  It not fate about Wildcat.  It coincidence.   

[Fnord]

Mmm. You look tasty. We're talk later.

give her a wink

I might even take a shower for you.

steps in the office

Who do I have to beat the shit out of in order to get a job around here?

[Reya Serra]

Konnichiwa, Mister Saito.

REYA BOWS RESPECTFULLY TO MISTER SAITO.

I am Reya Serra, but you may simply call me Reya.  Please forgive the vulgarity and disrespect of Mister Fnord, as it is apparent that he thinks not with his brain but with another bodily organ entirely.  In any case, I would like to work for this distinguished organization.  As a former professional wrestler myself I was quite noted for my resiliency as well as my tenacity in the ring, attributes one might compare to the spirit of a dragon.  I understand the challenges of the job as well as the rigors those that would be employed here may face.  As for the two men, my story would consist of them entering the office where they fight respectfully against each other in combat until after several hours of battling which takes both men to the brink of exhaustion, one finally emerges with his head held high and his hand raised as the victor.

[Domingo]

Cool story, Reya. Thing is, Mr. Saito was talking to Reb and I when he asked us to explain why we have the spirit of the Dragon within us.

So if you don't mind taking a seat outside with the loud mouth, I'm sure Mr. Saito will call you in if he still feels the need.

[Domingo]

Alright Mr. Saito, I ain't too big on storytelling, but I can tell you that I strive for success. I don't fear anything or anyone, and like the dragon I am ready, willing, and able to stand strong and fight tooth and nail for what I believe in. Right now, I believe that you can use someone with my experience in the ring to mold young up and coming Talent to become a fighting force that can compete and bring home the victory you strive for.

[Reya Serra]

You say that he asked both of you, yet neither one of you gave him the respect of replying to him until literally just now.  Instead you chose to turn your attention to disrespecting me, which I doubt Mister Saito will look favorably upon, before replying to him.  I, on the other hand, responded to Mister Saito both respectfully and promptly despite the fact that he was not initially speaking to me directly.  If Mister Saito would like to continue talking to rude, disrespectful people such as yourself that is his perogative and I would respect that decision and venture elsewhere.  In the mean time, I believe I shall stay right where I am.  If you have a problem with that, I suggest you attempt to do something about it.

[Domingo]

I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but surely you can see that walking in uninvited while the three of us were trying to have a conversation is a bit rude in and of itself young lady. Ms Young had just told Fnord to come in and join our interview when you waltzed in. Had you not stormed in, as well, we would be halfway done with our interview. Instead, you keep interrupting. So how about you learn some manners and have a start outside until you are invited in.

[Reya Serra]

I was told these were open interviews for any that wish to apply and did not require an invitation.  If that is not the case, I will wait patiently and respectfully for my turn to speak with Mister Saito as you and the others continue to waste his precious time.

[Mike Powers]

Hai! Dirty man, you have no honor!  You show Jaimie disrespect!  You will leave now! HAI!


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HIROSHI RETURNS REYA'S BOW


Hai! Miss Serra, you show much respect and honor.  You misunderstand story.  I ask Mr. Bishop and rude man who no say name to tell me why they deserve job.  But, you answer impresses anyway.  You feel you have spirit of dragon?  Tell me story of you that shows this.  HAI!


*****


Hai!  Mr. Bishop, interviews open to all.  Miss Serra okay to stay.  You say you no have fear.  You say you have experience, to lead Wildcats to victory.  You tell story that shows honorable victory you have.  HAI!


*****

Hai!  Mr. No Name.  You come in, say 'hai' then go into meditation.  Hiroshi will wait for you.  HAI!

[Reya Serra]

About two years ago Mister Saito, I entered the Iron King tournament held annually by Phoenix Wrestling.  I was an outsider to the federation at the time yet in the second round of the tournament I went face to face with their World Champion, a man by the name of Legacy, in a submission match with the championship on the line.  Though Legacy was certainly bigger and stronger than I, the only way in which he managed to walk out the arena that night with the title around his waist was to force me into unconsciousness after a long, hard fought battle between us.  I never gave up and I never surrendered to him, just as I would not against our opponents if I were to become President of The Wildcats.