Simpsons Quote Game

[Tim-Æ]

Inspired by Sam's constant Simpsons status updates, I've decided to start a simpson quote game.

Post a quote. Next person has to guess who says it, then respond with their own. And so on, and so forth. I'll start.


"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there."

[Jennifer]

That'd be Ralph Wiggum?

[Zombie Gunn]

100% Correct.  I think I'll like this game.

[! JDM The Professional !]

Quit JIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEENNNNNNN me turkey!

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

UmmmmSpeedy's turn?

[Jennifer]

In song, no less:

~Nobody move or I'll blow your heads off!~
~Ooo ooo ooo ooo~

Second bit just helps for context, it's the first one I'm interested in.

[Black Death]

snake

[Jennifer]

Aye that it is.

[Black Death]

You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity

[Zombie Gunn]

Moe? Just a guess, mind you.

[Black Death]

guess again

[Tim-Æ]

that's Homer.


"Listen, Aldrin, I'm not as laid back as people think.  Now here's the deal: I'm going to play, and you're going to float there and like it."

[Sally Screw]

Neil Armstrong...

[Duckman]

Former President James Taylor

[Tim-Æ]

correct! your turn Sam.