The Militia (Washington DC)

[Mike Powers]

Like, whoa....I have a dossier!?!  I worked in lots of hospitals, a big one in New Jersey, a smaller one in Delaware.  Both were painted an off white inside.  Why do you think they paint hospitals that ugly color?     

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

I'm not too sure on that one thank you for your time Doc we'll be in touch.

Private lets get a hold of Dr. Potter.

Dr were looking for a good field doctor here. So tell me Dr. Potter what is your area of expertise and what hospitals have you worked for?

[Mike Powers]

Well, if you've done your research you know got my degree from UNC.  I did my residency at Carolinas Medical Center.  Afterwords, I did some work in cosmetic surgery, but there are only so many pairs of fake tits a guy can make, you know what I mean?  I'm looking for a bigger challenge, and TCW has that in spades.     

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Sounds impressive Dr. Potter. I have a few more interviews to conduct but we'll be in touch.

Private lets get ahold of Dr. Quinlan please.

Dr were looking for a good field doctor here. So tell me Dr. Potter what is your area of expertise and what hospitals have you worked for?

[Mike Powers]

Wait....did you want to talk to me, or Dr. Potter?  Because I just saw him heading towards the elevator....   

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

I was looking to speak to you.

[Mike Powers]

Okay.....my name is Dr. Quinlan, not Potter......anyways.....

I did my residency at Mount Sinai hospital.  I got a job there shortly thereafter, as a hospitalist.  Basically, that means I'm the primary care doctor to patients admitted to the hospital.  I've run the gamut of experience from broken bones, to heart attacks, to viral illnesses.     

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Dr. Quinlan you sound like just the man I'm looking for.

What do you say to a 3 year 3 million dollar deal?

[Mike Powers]

I think we can agree on those terms.  Just put the right name on the contract.  Q-U-I-N-L-A-N.     

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

I see you've heard about my problem with typing and technology. Glad to have you on the squad Dr.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Private Bailey. Thank you for your work today. I think you've earned some base lib until the draft starts.

Dismissed private.

* Sgt. Josh Underpants salutes

[Mike Powers]

Sir, yes sir!


PRIVATE BAILEY SALUTES

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

* Sgt. Josh Underpants enters the Majors office and salutes

Sir, Sgt underpants reporting. Permission to speak freely.

[Mike Powers]

RETURNS SALUTE


Granted.  What's on your mind Staff Sergeant?

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Sir I was thinking we need ourselves something that really represents us and our mission. I wanted to get your opinion on looking at getting ourselves a mascot.