The Militia (Washington DC)

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Me either soon we'll show everyone why the militia and the US are the best. Especially those jokers over in the union jacks. I'll let you go get used to our training facility let me know if you have any suggestions to make it more patriotic.

Private can we check in with Morgan so I can welcome him to the squad.

[Mike Powers]

Yo boss, what's good?  You plannin' on drafting my brother?

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

That is definitely in the plans Morgan. I've heard great things about both of you

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

In fact Morgan looks like my plan worked. I'll speak with you again shortly need to see about getting your brother signed.

Private can we get Emilio Ruiz on the line. Mr. Ruiz how are you doing sir?  As I'm sure you're aware I had to make a deal with the Devils to acquire your client Denzel in order to keep the brothers together. That said, I would like to offer him a 4 year 5 million dollar contract with 1 mil in pr.

[Mike Powers]

Emilio Ruiz is here to tell you.......THAT YOU HAVE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!!!!  Pleasure doing business with you.  OH YEAH!!!!   

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Paperwork has been submitted.

Private lets get both the jones brothers here if I could.

Morgan I told you I'd be bringing your brother here and I'm a man of my word. Denzel I want to say welcome to the Militia, can't wait to show the other teams what they missed out on

[Mike Powers]

Yo boss, I just asked if you planned on drafting Denzel....I didn't say that I WANTED you too....



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Yo why you always tryin' to blow up my spot?  We gettin' PAID son!



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Pssh, whatever man.  You know you can't carry my jock.



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You see the shit I gotta put up with man?

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

You guys definetely have the quick wit and rapport I want for our tag team here.  Tell me do you guys have a tag name you'd like to be recognized as?

[Mike Powers]

How about "I'm With Stupid --->".



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Pssh, I'm the stupid one?  At least moms didn't hafta come to MY school and beg the teacher to let me retake my finals so I could graduate! 



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I was always moms favorite, you know that.



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Yo, why you gotta bring moms into this?  That's cold shit man, real cold.

Do you SEE the shit I hafta put up with?

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

I see it. I put up with my fair share from my brother but it's what family does.

[Mike Powers]

Did I ever tell you about how dis fool shat himself in the ring?



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........you said that would stay between us!! 



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Or about the time he flew to the WRONG Portland for a match?   



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LIKE YOU KNEW THERE WERE TWO?!?

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

I'm with Denzel I didn't know there were two Portlands. Good thing my wife books my flights for me

[Mike Powers]

You're wife?  Great, another dude pussy whipped.



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Day-um!!  He TOLD you!!



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Man, shut up before I smack you. 



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This fuckin' guy...... 



THE BROTHERS LEAVE YOUR OFFICE, PUSHING AND SHOVING EACH OTHER ON THE WAY OUT

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Private, looks like it's time to get Daniel Morse on the line again.

Daniel pleasure speaking to you again.

I'd like to offer Angel a 4 year 5 million contract with 1 mil in pr

[Mike Powers]

Really?....I mean, YES!!  Deal!!