The Awesome List

[Cory]

So uh, found out today that I'm going to be a Dad.

Alright, kinda freaking out but any tips would be cool.

[Mike Powers]

Save. Your. Money.

[Cory]

Save. Your. Money.

Have always made it an issue be it having a good job or shitty job in my life to have a minimum of 2,000 in savings. Dont know if thats enough (almost $3,000 currently) but I've always had a solid emergency fund in relation to other people my age.

[Judge]

You'll spend that much in diapers.

[Black Death]

get all the sleep you can right now!

[Mike Powers]

You'll spend that much in diapers.

Babies be expensive yo.

[Mike Powers]

Oh, and congrats by the way!!

[Drama Queen]

Congratulations Cory!

There ain't no better gift than that (even though the prospect can be scary as hell)

[Knuckles]

grats man, nothing better than a newborn sleeping on ur chest

[Fnord]

So... um... I got married on Christmas Eve. 

[Black Death]

So... um... I got married on Christmas Eve. 

Honeymoon in Vegas... You crazy man

[Mike Powers]

*Obligatory you and Midas will be very happy together joke*

[Cory]

So... um... I got married on Christmas Eve. 

Congrats man.

Found out my baby is gonna be a Boy....kinda stoked for that.

[Drama Queen]

*Obligatory you and Midas will be very happy together joke*

My very first thought was a selfish "does that me we can't make those jokes anymore? "

[Jon]

Congrats Fnordy!