The Australian Thread

[Dave Johnson]

Okay well, since people are asking me questions in one of the Introduction threads, I thought why won't I make a Australian thread?

So you can use this thread to ask any questions about Australia, Aussie Icons, Aussie drinks etc, etc and I will try to answer this things truthfully.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

OI! OI! OI!

[TaNK]

Is it true that any wild snake that you see is most likely poisonous?

[Dave Johnson]

Yes.

Especially brown snake, there everywhere.

[JaceGryphon]

Alanzo the Great claims that Men at Work is the best band ever.

Is this a common misconception in Australia?

[Dave Johnson]

No.

Hell no!

[Kendell Smith]

Do you watch Neighbours and/or Home and Away? and if so are these true to life in Australia?

[TaNK]

Have you ever wrestled a duckbilled platypus?

if so, Have you ever wrestled a duckbilled platypus naked?

[JaceGryphon]

Do you know anyone who has a Tasmanian Devil as a pet?

And do they really spin around like in the cartoon?

[David Jones]

Do you recieve mail from a carrier Kangaroo?

[Dave Johnson]

LMAO every single one of them.

Kendall:
Neighbours and Home and Away are on at 6:30pm and 7pm weeknights and its the biggest load of shit and watse of time of our lives. Neighbours is filmed just around the corner from my house and it pisses me off. So no, we all hate it, don't even know why they are both on.

TaNK:
No I have not wrestled a Platta, their too fast and when they hit you while swimming fast, it freaking kills. So no, I havent and don't intend to while nude you disgusting freak.

Jace:
No I don't know anyone that owns one as a pet or else their face will be mauled to the shit. And no, they don't look like a cartton, they are scary as alien babies.

Jones:
Wtf? Kangaroos are the shit.

[David Jones]

Heres another Kangaroo Caper ... have you ever boxed with a Mail Carrying Kangaroo?

[JaceGryphon]

Jace:
And no, they don't look like a cartton, they are scary as alien babies.

HAH!  That just made me laugh.

By the way, you should come to VWF and show the guys there that aren't on these boards that not -all- Australians are like Alanzo.

[Dave Johnson]

Haha, who the fucks Alanzo?

And no I have not boxed with a Kanga, and don't plan to or else I will get my ass kicked.

[TaNK]

Alanzo cracks me up.

I love that guy.

[JaceGryphon]

Alanzo the Great is this Mexican-Australian twat that acts like he's about 5.  We all have great fun at his expense