The Fuck List

[Drama Queen]

Fuck women who don't offer to at least split the bill on the second consecutive date.

Next time she calls I'll let her know I can't afford to do anything with her because no bitch is gonna cost me money I could be spending on my kid or my car or my house.

Fuck paying tax on a penis. I don't even fucking use it.

[Adam Wrong]

Fuck liars. Fuck convenient stories. Fuck trying to make me feel bad for not believing them. Fuck not fucking off when i ask

[Gary]

Fuck having to cut the labels off 600 shirts just cause im a perfectionist mother fucker and want custom labels on my shirts.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Fuck my life.

I just realized, I'm almost 23 and I'm a college drop out due to financial circumstances, if it wasn't for friends I'd be sleeping in my car, I hate my job, I haven't had an actual relationship in about 8 years, I have pretty much nothing to show for myself other than a ton of injuries and a nearly broken down body.

[Hondo]

Fuck my life.

I just realized, I'm almost 23 and I'm a college drop out due to financial circumstances, if it wasn't for friends I'd be sleeping in my car, I hate my job, I haven't had an actual relationship in about 8 years, I have pretty much nothing to show for myself other than a ton of injuries and a nearly broken down body.

Captain Josh is Randy the Ram?

[Gary]

Nah Randy the Ram at least got to fuck Marisa Tomei.

[jagilki]

Nah Randy the Ram at least got to fuck Marisa Tomei.

Hey, Capt. Josh got to jerk off to her at least.

[Kieran King]

Fuck Pandas. I don't understand them. They live in jungles, but stand out like sore thumbs. Natural selection has clearly chosen against them.

Also, fuck the storm the size of Australia that's heading towards my wee little country of New Zealand. I think the rain that's just started is supposed to continue for two or three days straight.

[jagilki]

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT?

IS IT REAL?  DID I JUST SEE A FUCKING COMMERCIAL FOR A SECOND GOD DAMNED NANCY "BIGGEST BITCH ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET WITH GOD DAMNED FUCKING HELMET HAIR, SNORK TOOTHED UGLY FACED SHE BEAST" GRACE HAS A GOD DAMNED FUCKING SECOND FUCKING SHOW?

[jagilki]

THIS GOD DAMN DOME HEADED SHE BEAST HAS TWO FUCKING SHOWS?

[Alex Smiley]

She looks hungry.

[Alex Smiley]

F**k you Microsoft, with your lies about this Free Gold Weekend that I can't get for some odd reason.

[Black Death]

FUCK THE WORLD

[T-Bonizzle]

Fuck Vista.

Fuck Windows 7 being too expensive.

[Adam Wrong]

fuck gastric flu