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Started by Gary, June 30, 2010, 12:51:44 AM

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Alex Smiley

#570
March 22, 2011, 01:00:57 AM
Kirstie Alley and her partner getting the best overall score tonight, for a dance that was...oh jeez, just fuck off...GO JERICHO!!!

Quote from: JackHondo on October 24, 2012, 07:31:28 AM
You're right, Jesus is nicer. But Alex is a close second.

Sgt. Josh Underpants

#571
March 22, 2011, 01:04:53 AM
Quote from: Alex K on March 22, 2011, 01:00:57 AM
Kirstie Alley and her partner getting the best overall score tonight, for a dance that was...oh jeez, just fuck off...GO JERICHO!!!

Award for Gayest comment of the night goes to Alex
Shank â€" Action Josh Madrid does towards anyone making a racial slur towards latinos on the SB, his main target is usually Midas.
You Are Game Will Evolve
Quote from: Judge Reinhold on September 16, 2009, 07:30:31 AM
This dude is the most cracker looking beaner you\'ll ever meet.






Duckman

#572
March 22, 2011, 01:25:55 PM
Of the night?  Try decade! lol.

Peace

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Adam Wrong

#573
March 22, 2011, 02:15:03 PM
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on March 20, 2011, 10:04:40 PM
Fuck asshole cunt guys who take advantage of girls, fuck them without a condom and cum in them. Why? Coz they're fucking ignorant dip shits. Happened last night to a good friend of mine now I have to dip into my holiday fund to get her the morning after pill, because she had to leave work because her anxiety was effecting her. Just goes to show how low some cunts are....

All due respect JDM, girls have the choice to tell a guy to wrap up. if they don't have the common sense to not then the girl is as just as much in the wrong as the guy.

Plus the guy clearly doesn't value his own cock to dip it inside her...










Russ

#574
March 22, 2011, 02:55:12 PM
For the future, coat-hangers are cheaper.
Boss of the Experts, Hero of the TFWF and SCW, all-round giant bag of awesomness.



Duckman

#575
March 22, 2011, 03:27:43 PM
Or just tell her to buy it herself, if she's going to fuck a dude with no rubber then she needs to deal with the aftermath.

Honestly, what the fuck!?

Peace

Duckman
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Hondo

#576
March 22, 2011, 03:28:17 PM


"Just do the best you can with whatever gift God has given you, whatever intellect you have. Use it. Be good while you're doing it. Love your neighbor. Love the One that created you. Enjoy the cosmos. And rock on." - Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty





Gary

#577
March 22, 2011, 04:10:44 PM
Fuck yeah Gram's surgery was a success and the irony today is her 73rd birthday!

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Quote from: jagilki on October 11, 2011, 05:21:41 PM
Midas would chop off his Penis if he thought it would win him a Mafia game.

Kendell Smith

#578
March 22, 2011, 06:49:55 PM
Quote from: Gary on March 22, 2011, 04:10:44 PM
Fuck yeah Gram's surgery was a success and the irony today is her 73rd birthday!

Glad to hear it Gary!  :) Hope it's one of many more for her.

Adam Wrong

#579
March 22, 2011, 07:03:19 PM
Fuck me... I may have found the most perfect woman

So far I found out she is beautiful, Geordie, blue eyes, intelligent, possibly can drink me under the table and enjoys going to watch footie on the saturday.

Our first date is planned for the bank holiday weekend of the Royal wedding. She's my mate's sister and lives in Newcastle. Phone conversation tonight.

Her: "Oh hi, I have got us tickets on the Saturday."
Me: "Yeah?"
Her: "Yeah, I know you support Fulham and couldn't help but see they were at Sunderland on the Saturday so I got us tickets!"

FUCK YEAH!










Gary

#580
March 22, 2011, 07:07:42 PM
Translation: She wants FUCK you.

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Quote from: jagilki on October 11, 2011, 05:21:41 PM
Midas would chop off his Penis if he thought it would win him a Mafia game.

Sgt. Josh Underpants

#581
March 22, 2011, 07:10:36 PM
Shank â€" Action Josh Madrid does towards anyone making a racial slur towards latinos on the SB, his main target is usually Midas.
You Are Game Will Evolve
Quote from: Judge Reinhold on September 16, 2009, 07:30:31 AM
This dude is the most cracker looking beaner you\'ll ever meet.






Kieran King

#582
March 22, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: M.D.K. on March 22, 2011, 07:03:19 PM
Fuck me... I may have found the most perfect woman

So far I found out she is beautiful, Geordie, blue eyes, intelligent, possibly can drink me under the table and enjoys going to watch footie on the saturday.

Our first date is planned for the bank holiday weekend of the Royal wedding. She's my mate's sister and lives in Newcastle. Phone conversation tonight.

Her: "Oh hi, I have got us tickets on the Saturday."
Me: "Yeah?"
Her: "Yeah, I know you support Fulham and couldn't help but see they were at Sunderland on the Saturday so I got us tickets!"

FUCK YEAH!

Stick it in her pooper. Bitches love that.


Hondo

#583
March 23, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Just don't cum in her Adam. For the love of GOD don't cum in her.


"Just do the best you can with whatever gift God has given you, whatever intellect you have. Use it. Be good while you're doing it. Love your neighbor. Love the One that created you. Enjoy the cosmos. And rock on." - Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty





Duckman

#584
March 23, 2011, 02:29:13 PM
And if you do, don't come looking to me for cash to sort it out!

Peace

Duckman
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