The Fuck List

[T-Bonizzle]

Fuck Being Unemployed

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Fuck Bills  I haven't even got paid yet and half my check is gone

[Stephen Saint]

can i add to that please....fucking being single and unemployed

[justjer]

fuck being demoted at work over a small short in the drawer when a bitch lost two hundred dollars and still gets to stay where she is at...

oh and....

Fnuck Fnord

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Man that sucks Jer.  Makes me want to rethink taking a job there

[Mark Mania]

Fuck this fan on the copy machine! It's not that fucking hot in here, relax! Stop making so much damn noise!

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Fuck this Fuckin heat.  There is no logical reason why it should be 10 at night and still almost 90 fucking degrees

[Alex Smiley]

F**k you, Shane Dawson. You need to be punched in the face.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shane%20Dawson

[Alex Smiley]

Also, f**k you Google for ruining my dream of efedding united under Google Wave.

"Not enough support" my a**

and Facebook, why the f**k do you have to keep changing s**t every other f**king week? Keep what works, ditch what doesn't...but can't you do so on better scheduling than this?!

[Russ]

I would legitimately watch a TV programme that was just 30 minutes of AlexK swearing and ranting at the camera.

[Triple B]

It's already on.

It's called "Glenn Beck in America"

[Alex Smiley]

It's already on.

It's called "Glenn Beck in America"

F**k Glenn Beck

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Also, f**k you Google for ruining my dream of efedding united under Google Wave.

"Not enough support" my a**

and Facebook, why the f**k do you have to keep changing s**t every other f**king week? Keep what works, ditch what doesn't...but can't you do so on better scheduling than this?!

Dont use the internet and you will be fine

[Gary]

Fuck cheap rum that gives you an even bigger headache when hungover than the expensive stuff.

[Alex Smiley]

Dont use the internet and you will be fine

Sounds good. I'll send you my RPs via carrier pigeon from now on