Question:
Best General News Story
Option 1: Chucky Dorrance "DORRANCE CANNOT UNDERSTAND PHOTOCOPIER, CLAIMS BLACK MAGIC INVOLVED"
votes: 3
Option 2: Moses Franks "ZIPPORAH FRANKS HOOKS UP WITH OWN BROTHER IN BIZZARE INCEST CLOAK ROOM INCIDENT"
votes: 1
Option 3: Cheese King "KING CAUGHT IN COMPROMISING POSITION WITH CALL GIRL"
votes: 0
Option 4: Marcus Wear "WEAR LOSES MARCUS WEAR LOOK ALIKE COMPETITION IN BID TO PLAY MARCUS WEAR IN UPCOMING TV MOVIE"
votes: 1
Option 5: Country Sampson "SAMPSON LOCKS HIMSELF OUT"
votes: 1
Option 6: Triple B "ATTEMPTED TIME TRAVEL PRESS CONFERENCE CONFUSES SPUDS FANS AND WORLD"
votes: 4
Option 7: Closeness Twins "BREAKING NEWS...CHASE MCCRACKIN APPEARS ON NEWS ASS TO DISCUSS THE CLOSENESS TWINS SEIGE"
votes: 4
Option 8: Charles Munsen "BREAKING NEWS...CHARLES MUNSEN ASKED TO WEAR MASK TO AVOID TURNING PATRONS OFF FOOD"
votes: 2
Option 9: Mike Flips "BREAKING NEWS...FLIPS SUED BY MONOPOLY"
votes: 3