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Title: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: chunkylover on July 25, 2008, 06:10:01 AM

Everyone knows some really, really bad ones.

*looks at Honk*

Anyways

Mine.

"Let's Play Titanic, I'll shout iceberg and you go down."

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Kendell Smith on July 25, 2008, 07:35:32 AM

I heard one recently that was awful I was walking tot he bar and some guy said

'I thought this was a bar, not a cat walk'

*throws up in my own mouth*

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: The Murph on July 25, 2008, 04:41:18 PM

One I used and it's not so bad as effective.

"Sweet dreams. Though as long as your in them they can't help but be sweet because baby your sweeter then sugar."

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Adam Wrong on July 25, 2008, 04:43:11 PM

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Excaligore on July 25, 2008, 04:47:52 PM

I'll give you 50$ if you suck my cock

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: chunkylover on July 25, 2008, 04:56:50 PM

MDK, I can tell you from experience with your mother.

That that is the best pickup line

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Black Death on July 25, 2008, 05:02:30 PM

Man: did it hurt

Woman : what hurt ?

Man : When you fall from hevean

Woman walks away in disgust

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Adam Wrong on July 25, 2008, 05:03:23 PM

Ah but rory your mother doesn't even need a chat up line, you just look in her direction and her legs are open quicker than you spurt your young wad

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: TaNK on July 25, 2008, 05:08:53 PM

I might use a horrible pick up line tonight just because it'l be funny.

How about?

I'm glad I brought my library card cuz I am checking you out!

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: DaveGilly on July 25, 2008, 05:23:31 PM

The word of the day is legs!
Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you like maths?
How bout we go back to mine and do some!
Add a bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide your legs
AND multiply

You wanna go halfs on a bastard?

You like fruit?
Suck my cock, its a peache

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Adam Wrong on July 25, 2008, 05:25:48 PM

Do you think rape can be just surprise sex? If so... SURPRISE!

or one of my more used ones...

Say nothing and nobody gets hurt.... yeah that's it strip down... Now you say nothing to Styles ok and you have this baby good

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: T Jay on July 25, 2008, 06:10:33 PM

I frequently use this one:

"It may be small, but baby I can use it!"

The worst pick up line ever though, would have to be:

"How you doin?"

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Adam Wrong on July 25, 2008, 06:17:55 PM

Oh and don't forget, "You mum said it was ok for me to pick you up. I have puppies and sweets in the car."

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: T Jay on July 25, 2008, 06:40:49 PM

"I just want to find out if you're as good as your mom!"

"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!"

"Come home with me, I strategically placed stuff on my floor in hopes that you would trip and fall on my dick!"

"We would make cute babies, don't you think?"

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Zombie Gunn on July 25, 2008, 07:15:18 PM

Do you look like your picbase?

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Adam Wrong on July 25, 2008, 07:25:53 PM

I almost answered your question lol

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Big Gay Honker on July 25, 2008, 11:25:18 PM

Hi, let's fuck.

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Dave Johnson on July 25, 2008, 11:27:31 PM

You like rollercoasters? Because I will give you the ride of your life.

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: JaceGryphon on July 26, 2008, 12:22:23 AM

Hey, you 18 yet?

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: The Murph on July 26, 2008, 12:30:52 AM

Baby, I wouldn't even be able to use a line on a pure beauty such as yourself.

It's supposed to smell like that.

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Big Gay Honker on July 26, 2008, 01:35:22 AM

I've always dreamt of having sex with a gross pig like yourself.

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on July 26, 2008, 04:29:00 AM

'hey my name is Shane Stylez whats yours?'

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: The Binge on July 26, 2008, 06:19:29 AM

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself inside them.

Is that a ladder going up your skirt? Because I think I've just found the stairway to heaven.

Get in the van.

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: T Jay on July 26, 2008, 10:16:39 AM

"Come to this street corner often?"

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on July 26, 2008, 11:22:19 AM

'I am NOT Ian Monks'

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Adam Wrong on July 26, 2008, 12:36:26 PM

shhhh... don't tell daddy

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Big Gay Honker on July 26, 2008, 02:35:42 PM

If one thing leads to another, I'm not having a Herpes outbreak tonight

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: ACaine on July 26, 2008, 02:49:24 PM

"Can I have your babies?"

"How much does a polar bear weigh?" "I don't know" "Enough to break the ice Hi my name is..."

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Adam Wrong on July 26, 2008, 03:17:37 PM

Can I leave you with a womb full of man milk and no way of contacting me?

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: ACaine on July 26, 2008, 03:25:46 PM

" Are you a single mom?" "umm..no..." "Wannabe?"

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Excaligore on July 26, 2008, 03:48:56 PM

Quote from: M.D.K. on July 26, 2008, 12:36:26 PM
shhhh... don't tell daddy

roflmao

Genius

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: MitchMMA on July 26, 2008, 04:51:55 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU)

LOL my favorites

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Rae on July 26, 2008, 06:51:16 PM

I actually had some older guy use this one on me when I was 14, while I was at a Penn State game with my friends:

*Checks my shirt tag* "Just what I thought, 100 percent made in heaven."

I wanted to cry.

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Kenfucius on July 27, 2008, 02:16:38 AM

"You're in luck, I decided to go ugly early tonight"

I'm trying to remember where I heard it, it was in a TV show or something.

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Adam Wrong on July 27, 2008, 03:03:10 AM

David walliams on 8 out of ten cats

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Tremere on July 28, 2008, 02:28:52 AM

"Fuck me if im wrong but isint your name Gretchen?"

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there."

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Marq on July 28, 2008, 04:26:57 AM

"Hi, my name's Marc Abrigo."

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Tremere on July 28, 2008, 04:31:52 AM

*unzips pants* "you scream, i scream"

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Dave Johnson on July 28, 2008, 08:15:53 AM

*Grabs knife*

Now I'm going to fuck you up pretty bad.

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Adam Wrong on July 28, 2008, 04:03:53 PM

Mum?

Title: Re: Worst Pickup Lines
Post by: Excaligore on July 29, 2008, 07:50:40 PM

"I have crabs... but we can still have fun, right?"

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