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Quote from: M.D.K. on July 26, 2008, 12:36:26 PM
shhhh... don't tell daddy

roflmao

Genius

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU

LOL my favorites

I actually had some older guy use this one on me when I was 14, while I was at  a Penn State game with my friends:

*Checks my shirt tag* "Just what I thought, 100 percent made in heaven."

I wanted to cry.

"You're in luck, I decided to go ugly early tonight"

I'm trying to remember where I heard it, it was in a TV show or something.

David walliams on 8 out of ten cats

"Fuck me if im wrong but isint your name Gretchen?"

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there."

"Hi, my name's Marc Abrigo."

*unzips pants* "you scream, i scream"

*Grabs knife*

Now I'm going to fuck you up pretty bad.

Mum?

"I have crabs... but we can still have fun, right?"