JWoww and Snooki

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Sammies the only one Id go near.

Only way i'd do JWoww or Snooki is if we were filming and I could make cash on the sextape, if id even be valued at anything.

Jersey Shore and the Worlds Smallest Penis?

[Duckman]

I'd do the tall one in a heartbeat.  

The short one?  Maybe if it was a 2am dash and there was literally nothing left to chose from but I'd like to think there would be something more appealing.  Perhaps a shaved chimp on a night out.

I imagine fucking the short one would be akin to sticking your dick in a skip.

Peace

Duckman

[Dorling]

I'd say it goes for a lot of people out there to be honest Dorling, but yes thats the stereotype of our hobby and I would say its fairly accurate seeing how much emphasis our hobby places on the small and insignificant things. Again, I am not saying there is anything wrong with that. Just the way it is fella

As a man in a long term sexual relationship (with a girl, I hasten to add) I couldn't possibly comment

What's Jersey Shore? Even as I typed that question it dawned on me that I'm probably not missing much.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Thats what I am talking about! The 2am run!

[Duckman]

I should point out that the sticking your dick in a skip comparison is both in terms of size and smell.

Peace

Duckman

[Adam Wrong]

I should point out that the sticking your dick in a skip comparison is both in terms of size and smell.

Peace

Duckman

quote of the year

[Marq]

What's a "skip?"

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

What's a "skip?"

[Duckman]

LMAO!  That's awesome Ian.

To answer Marc:



Peace

Duckman

[Gary]

While I started the Jwwow crusade..Ian you are fucking crazy about Snooki, that girl is fucking ugly and her only reedemable quality is that she is famous..but she is not fuckable. Now drunk to holy hell? I could say yes..but I'd need a loooooooooot of alcohol in me.

[Kieran King]

Jwoww's definitely not my type, but nobody's asking me to marry her or whatever, so yeah, I'd probably bang her. As long as she talked as little as possible. Snooki on the other hand?



That shit's gross.

[Hondo]

lol

that's worth a karma point.

[GM Franchise]

JWWOW yes, Snooki hell fucking no. I don't like to bang creatures that live under bridges and eat small children. She's a troll.

[Level-One]

This thing again.

I'd hit JWOW... pass on Snooki. I can't recall the this other chick but whatever. I may efed; but I'm not a complete and utter total loser that will stick his dick in everything that passes my way. I don't get shitfaced drunk, so that route's impossible as well. This is tough guy internet talk... but I won't date or touch a girl that I presume to be ugly (snooki fits that bill, barf). It may mean I'm single more often then not; but I prefer quality over quantity.

But shit... if that's you thing, go for it.

[Alex Smiley]

I'd take Snooki on a date for same reason anyone would take a bats**t crazy person on a date...sympathy. Jwoww is pretty, yes. I'd hold her hand in an instant!