You know you watch too much wrestling when...

[The Laughing Man]

Random joke thread for fun

you do a random heel turn on your friend

get fired from work and show up the next day as a new person

feel like doing a random RKO when you are behind someone

On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"

when you stomp the ground as hit someone in a fight

when you walk out the house to your own entrance music and pyro

sell punches during a fight

Stunner your boss and expect not to get fired

Lay the smack down in the middle of a fight

Do a finisher thinking it will end a fight

sleep with the bosses daughter and expect a promotion

[Joey WARPED]

Hahaha I love this. I can do without the 'parts unknown' deal as that seems to be overdone but the rest is just genius...........and pretty accurate. Lol

[Drama Queen]

I don't know if it's really related or not, but when I got my permanent residency in the US approved I called up my friends back home and started singing "Real American" to annoy them.

[Jennifer]

When bad guys in games take an unusual amount of punishment, I yell at them for "No-selling"

[Sabra]

When bad guys in games take an unusual amount of punishment, I yell at them for "No-selling"

...I thought I was the only one that did that.  ROFL.

When a friend tells you a story just looking for sympathy and you bust out your best Dusty Rhodes imitation:  "That's hard times, daddy."

When you smack a random co-worker across the chest with a chop ... and you both go "WOOO."

[Talon]

LOL all spot on! 

Especially the flair chops haha.

[Dorling]

When you insult someone and, walking away, use your Hardcore Holly voice to say 'How do you like me now?'

That's probably only me.

[Joey WARPED]

You know you watch too much wrestling when you're afraid to get into a real fight because of fear you might not throw real punches to defend yourself... ha ha

[Alex Smiley]

Asking your boss when he's finally going to push you.

[Mike Powers]

Whenever I tell a joke that my wife doesn't laugh at, I accuse her of no selling me.

[Russ]

Whenever I tell a joke that my wife doesn't laugh at, I accuse her of no selling me.

This is the censored version of the real time Mike's wife "no sells" him.

[Mike Powers]

The funny part of this is, as I read that post, my wife was sitting across the room from me.  I legitimately laughed out loud, and she gave me a look that said "you fucking idiot".  LOL.

[Talon]

I had a friend (from my fed) talking to me the other day and asked if I saw Obama's RP... and he wasn't being comical/political...

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

An old co-worker and I used to do the whole Dudley Schtick when we had to get tables set up for events at work

[Sky]

When you insult someone and, walking away, use your Hardcore Holly voice to say 'How do you like me now?'

That's probably only me.

I used "How do you like me now?" one day last year at work when explaining to a student about a promotion we were doing.