You know you watch too much wrestling when...

[Nick]

you know you watch too much wrestling when you scream at co-workers "OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW!? YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!" when they don't know obvious, crucial information.

[Sky]

You know you watch too much wrestling when your attempt to fit in with management involves sock puppets.

[! JDM The Professional !]

I was at a night club the other day, and we ran into my sister and her fience. moments after greeting them, he hits me with a stunner and goes to buy a beer.

It. Was. Awesome.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

I was at a night club the other day, and we ran into my sister and her fience. moments after greeting them, he hits me with a stunner and goes to buy a beer.

It. Was. Awesome.

Yeah sorry again about the stunner bro, hope it didn't hurt too much

[Buddy Zent]

When you talk to everybody in short sentances, waiting for WHAT?!s after every one.

[Ty]

You know you watch too much wrestling when your attempt to fit in with management involves sock puppets.

I hope that worked out for you,  I'm no longer allowed to bring my vantriloquist dummy to work... I was told next time I leave him in a room by himself and scare people by talking into the walkie talkie in his chest, I was going to get fired