Worst Pickup Lines

[chunkylover]

Everyone knows some really, really bad ones.

*looks at Honk*

Anyways

Mine.

"Let's Play Titanic, I'll shout iceberg and you go down."

[Kendell Smith]

I heard one recently that was awful I was walking tot he bar and some guy said

'I thought this was a bar, not a cat walk'

*throws up in my own mouth*

[The Murph]

One I used and it's not so bad as effective.

"Sweet dreams. Though as long as your in them they can't help but be sweet because baby your sweeter then sugar."

[Adam Wrong]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[Excaligore]

I'll give you 50$ if you suck my cock

[chunkylover]

MDK, I can tell you from experience with your mother.

That that is the best pickup line

[Black Death]

Man: did it hurt

Woman : what hurt ?

Man : When you fall from hevean

Woman walks away in disgust

[Adam Wrong]

Ah but rory your mother doesn't even need a chat up line, you just look in her direction and her legs are open quicker than you spurt your young wad

[TaNK]

I might use a horrible pick up line tonight just because it'l be funny.

How about?

I'm glad I brought my library card cuz I am checking you out!

[DaveGilly]

The word of the day is legs!
Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you like maths?
How bout we go back to mine and do some!
Add a bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide your legs
AND multiply

You wanna go halfs on a bastard?

You like fruit?
Suck my cock, its a peache

[Adam Wrong]

Do you think rape can be just surprise sex? If so... SURPRISE!

or one of my more used ones...

Say nothing and nobody gets hurt.... yeah that's it strip down... Now you say nothing to Styles ok and you have this baby good

[T Jay]

I frequently use this one:

"It may be small, but baby I can use it!"


The worst pick up line ever though, would have to be:

"How you doin?"

[Adam Wrong]

Oh and don't forget, "You mum said it was ok for me to pick you up. I have puppies and sweets in the car."

[T Jay]

"I just want to find out if you're as good as your mom!"

"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!"

"Come home with me, I strategically placed stuff on my floor in hopes that you would trip and fall on my dick!"

"We would make cute babies, don't you think?"

[Zombie Gunn]

Do you look like your picbase?