Worst Pickup Lines

[Adam Wrong]

I almost answered your question lol

[Big Gay Honker]

Hi, let's fuck.

[Dave Johnson]

You like rollercoasters? Because I will give you the ride of your life.

[JaceGryphon]

Hey, you 18 yet?

[The Murph]

Baby, I wouldn't even be able to use a line on a pure beauty such as yourself.

It's supposed to smell like that.

[Big Gay Honker]

I've always dreamt of having sex with a gross pig like yourself.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

'hey my name is Shane Stylez whats yours?'

[The Binge]

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself inside them.

Is that a ladder going up your skirt? Because I think I've just found the stairway to heaven.

Get in the van.

[T Jay]

"Come to this street corner often?"

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

'I am NOT Ian Monks'

[Adam Wrong]

shhhh... don't tell daddy

[Big Gay Honker]

If one thing leads to another, I'm not having a Herpes outbreak tonight

[ACaine]

"Can I have your babies?"

"How much does a polar bear weigh?" "I don't know" "Enough to break the ice Hi my name is..."

[Adam Wrong]

Can I leave you with a womb full of man milk and no way of contacting me?

[ACaine]

" Are you a single mom?" "umm..no..." "Wannabe?"