Worst Pickup Lines

[Excaligore]

shhhh... don't tell daddy

roflmao

Genius

[MitchMMA]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU

LOL my favorites

[Rae]

I actually had some older guy use this one on me when I was 14, while I was at  a Penn State game with my friends:

*Checks my shirt tag* "Just what I thought, 100 percent made in heaven."

I wanted to cry.

[Kenfucius]

"You're in luck, I decided to go ugly early tonight"

I'm trying to remember where I heard it, it was in a TV show or something.

[Adam Wrong]

David walliams on 8 out of ten cats

[Tremere]

"Fuck me if im wrong but isint your name Gretchen?"

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there."

[Marq]

"Hi, my name's Marc Abrigo."

[Tremere]

*unzips pants* "you scream, i scream"

[Dave Johnson]

*Grabs knife*

Now I'm going to fuck you up pretty bad.

[Adam Wrong]

Mum?

[Excaligore]

"I have crabs... but we can still have fun, right?"