Jokes - some are offensive.

[Adam Wrong]

What is small white and snaps when you fuck it?

A 2 year old's pelvis

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What is the difference between peas and sperm?

Madeline McCann can't get used to the taste of spinach

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What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Madeline McCann jokes?

The jokes get old.

[Russ]

What is the difference between peas and sperm?

Madeline McCann can't get used to the taste of spinach

VegetableContinuityFail

[Adam Wrong]

oh bollocks

[chunkylover]

these arn't offensive.

not one joke about abortion yet.

[Russ]

these arn't offensive.

not one joke about abortion yet.

^ He maked me do it...


Abortion: It really brings out the child in you.

[chunkylover]

LOL! thankyou!

what do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

an Erection.

[Black Death]

Confuseus say rape is impossible ...  woman can run faster with skirt  up...then man with pants down

[reverend]

How do you get a baby into a coffee can?

A hammer.

How do you get it out?

Doritos.

[Ryan Ruckus]

What's 10 inches long, pink, and guaranteed to make a woman scream every single time?

[Ryan Ruckus]

Still birth

[Alex Smiley]

Jesus wept, and so did I.

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Three pastors are in a car: one white, one black, and one Hispanic. On their way to a conference, they get into an accident and die, going up to Heaven. Upon arriving, they're excited at the thought of meeting Jesus.

The white pastor and the black pastor argue a bit about the ethnicity of the Lord.

"I'm sure he's white." "No, I'm sure he's black."

Jesus walks up to them, and says "Hola."

[Zombie Gunn]

You hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into the saloon?  Well, he walked right up to the bar and sat down, glared at everyone and said... "I'm looking for the man that shot my pah"

[Rob]

Whats pink and goes round and round on a carousel?

Stephen Gately's suitcase.

[Judge]

Whats pink and goes round and round on a carousel?

Stephen Gately's suitcase.

What?

[Hondo]

It must be some weird English thing, Judge.