Right, As you look like you need a laugh

[chunkylover]

http://www.youtube.com/v/quxmuKdqhvs&hl=en&fs=1

I'm a pussy, I admit.

In a related note, I look anarexic there, I'm normally obease

[Adam Wrong]

Why is Gok Wan doing your piercing?

[chunkylover]

It wasn't Gok Wan, just a woman, I get confused sometimes... I was afraid, she was a heavily tattooed woman.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

I hope to God nobody gives you a 'nipple twister'

[chunkylover]

I've made an agreement with my mates, I'll give a Chelsea grin to anyone who comes near my tits.