You know when you are too involved in wrestling / ewrestling when

[Tezmission Black]

When your friends and you are the coolest stable in town.

[Matthew Patterson]

When you lean over to your classmate who just failed at making a joke and say that they're not over.

[Sally Screw]

When you are brought into your boss's office to explain why you have been verbally harassing fellow co-workers but end up telling him/her your comments were meant to be OOC.

[Matthew Patterson]

(True Story)

When you get a no-scoped headshot on a friend in COD6 and you give them the DX crotch chop...

oh, in front of their parents.

[Gary]

when someone ignores you you think "that fucker just no sold me"

[Zombie Gunn]

When you have to explain yourself after telling a friend they "fnorded"

When your kids run through the house yelling "duck fails!"

When your kids associate the term "wrestling" with the written word rather than a physical sport.

When no-showing your friends is a better alternative to no-showing the PPV.

When you realize eWrestling is the only place they still call them pay per views, instead of just on-demand like everywhere else.

[JD Storm]

If you think a co-worker or classmate is the boss's/teacher's pet because "they're banging the boss/teacher", you might be watching too much wrestling.

If you think a co-worker has X-Pac Heat, you may watch too much wrestling.