The Rebellion (Miami)

[Mike Powers]

We're just waiting for the league now.  Nothing specific that needs to happen until then.  Protein bar? 

[Justin]

I will take two.

[Mike Powers]

Better bang out a set under the rack if you eat two.  Can't let all that protein go to waste, can we?!? 

[Justin]

Time to hit the weights.

[Mike Powers]

I'll get the baby oil. 

[Justin]

Please don't.  Im allergic.

[Mike Powers]

What do you use to get your shine? 

[Justin]

Sweat. ..its natural.

[Mike Powers]

MATT FROWNS WITH DISAPPROVAL IN HIS EYES

[Justin]

I just went and bought some cocoa butter to help with the shine.

[Mike Powers]

It's better than nothing I suppose....

[Justin]

Can I speak with Melissa in regards to her client Big Nate.

Melissa, I would like to offer Big Nate a contract of 3 years for $5 million per season and $1 million PR.

[Mike Powers]

Hahaha.....now that the jokes are out of the way, let's have your real offer? Does it sound more like $7.5 million....? 

[Justin]

Melissa, let's not forget he was drafted at the tail end of the first round, not the top three.  I will be glad to meet you in the middle though, $6.5 million.

[Mike Powers]

3 years, $6.5 million, $1 million of PR, and a $500K signing bonus.