Worst Stand up Comedians ever...

[Excaligore]

Marc Abrigo

[chunkylover]

Michael McIntyre
Peter Kay
Alan Carr
Paddy McGuiness
Andy Parsons

[Dave Johnson]

Have never seen a Stand Up Comedian that have been really shit TBH.

[Excaligore]

Except Marc.... Who can't even afford me a "Fuck you, Cliff!" 

[chunkylover]

All of the guys on my list didn't make me laugh once in their hour long DVDs.

[Dave Johnson]

Yeah, I never watch DVDs, I always go live.

[chunkylover]

Live is okay, but I'd never pay 30 quid unless I KNEW they'd be good.

[Dave Johnson]

I go to the Comedy Festival which is about $80 and its totally worth it.
I go to Stand Up Australia at least twice a week and its freaking hilarious with being $15.

Then go to the big ones knowing who will be there.

[Marq]

Except Marc.... Who can't even afford me a "Fuck you, Cliff!" 

*Ahem*

Fuck you, Cliff.

[Level-One]

Michael McIntyre
Peter Kay
Alan Carr
Paddy McGuiness
Andy Parsons

Micheal McIntrye, Alan Carr, and Andy Parson's are horrible. I haven't checked out the rest, my god. With the exception of Andy, I didn't even crack a smirk once.

The youtube comments were the greatest, mutiple comments, each one of them people said they were ''the greatest comedian, evarrr!''

[Excaligore]

Except Marc.... Who can't even afford me a "Fuck you, Cliff!" 

*Ahem*

Fuck you, Cliff.

Thank you, Marcus. For that I scratch you off the list and replace you with Dane Cook. Somebody well deserving of being there.

[David Jones]

Steve Martin. Cira-'70's.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Dane Cook, I have NEVER found him funny and honestly don't get what people like about him

[The Murph]

Dane Cook sucks as a stand up, as an actor, and I assume as a person.

That guy Marc Abrigo I've been told is a very funny comedian. Though I've never seen him live. I just hear things.

I actually think Jimmy Fallon is one of the worst standups ever. He is a horrible comedian and I have no idea why anyone would think he was funny. Jay Leno also never made me laugh on the stand up specials I've seen of him.

[chunkylover]

Jimmy Fallon, I vaguely remember seeing clips of him being very "funny" on SNL...

Yeah, he's crap