Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[Gary]

you deleted my DONATE shout..and my witty comeback to Sally 

[jagilki]

(17:30:58) ChatBot: T-Bonizzle logs into the Chat.
(17:32:04) T-Bonizzle: Just me? Sad face...
(18:00:35) ChatBot: jagilki logs into the Chat.
(18:00:38) ChatBot: T-Bonizzle has been logged out (Timeout).

[Hondo]

(14:30:49) jagilki: Knock Knock
(14:31:00) Mark_"Geezer"_Ma: Who's there?
(14:32:40) jagilki: I eat Mop
(14:32:54) Mark_"Geezer"_Ma: I eat Mop who?
(14:33:03) jagilki: You eat your poo?

[Gary]

lmao

[Gary]

(17:02:12) Midas: Is Night Phase almost over BD?
(17:03:33) Gary: mafia has been updated for hours midas
(17:04:09) Midas: LMAO asshole you made me go and look

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

(20:40:46) Trumpers: can you do me a favour on the MOP page
(20:40:58) Trumpers: and like or comment on the link there to my blogs
(20:41:10) Russaholic: My entire deck are the cards with porn pics on them
(20:41:35) Jonny_Briggs: & they stick together
(20:41:35) Russaholic: If I was on the mop page I would
(20:41:42) Russaholic: But I'm not so facebook won't let me
(20:42:41) Russaholic: Yeah Briggs, they stick together
(20:42:53) Russaholic: Stick together with... uh... win?
(20:42:56) Trumpers: WHY ARENT YOU!
(20:43:07) Trumpers: LOVE MOP YOU SOB!
(20:43:15) Russaholic: Scenario:
(20:43:26) Russaholic: Me: Hey *person met in club* I'll add you on facebook
(20:43:40) Russaholic: Person: Oh, let's see what likes we have in common!... ... who's Michael Cole?
(20:43:44) Russaholic: Me: *runs away*
(20:44:00) Trumpers: SCENARIO: Make ewrestling facebook account
(20:44:09) Trumpers: that has NOTHING to do with Russ the person
(20:44:24) Gary: Person:dont run away at least we have twilight in common!
(20:44:31) Trumpers: LMAO
(20:44:36) Russaholic: ...
(20:44:39) Trumpers: THAT NEEDS QUOTING

[Russ]

(01:14:39) Jagilki: WWE gives free tickets to Downies.
(01:14:54) Trumpers: Alex did you hear that?
(01:14:56) Trumpers: free tickets

[Rob.B]

(18:23:09) Jagilki: how are you touching it.
(18:23:16) Jagilki: are you stroking your computer?
(18:23:23) Jagilki: is your computer sleek?
(18:23:34) Jagilki: spank your computers exhaust ports.
(18:23:46) Jagilki: Who's your comps daddy?
(18:23:51) Jagilki: Tell it who it's daddy is.
(18:24:07) Jagilki puts on robe and wizard hat

[Rob]

LMFAO, Jag man you seriously do come out with some funny, weird shit sometimes.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

[February 07, 2011, 09:21:33 PM]  Capt. Josh Underpants: plus you said the word
[February 07, 2011, 11:47:22 PM]  Aleximir Kozlov: Silly Josh, haven't you heard?
[February 07, 2011, 11:51:48 PM]  * Capt. Josh Underpants shanks Alex
[February 07, 2011, 11:51:57 PM]  Capt. Josh Underpants: You start and I will fucking end you little bot
[Today at 12:22:39 AM]  Rob: Well played
[Today at 12:31:34 AM]  Capt. Josh Underpants: NO ONE DRINK THE GATORADE
[Today at 12:35:09 AM]  Capt. Josh Underpants: I may or may not have pissed in the bottle
[Today at 12:40:07 AM]  Capt. Josh Underpants: Sadly I wish I was drunk instead of just stuck in my room with a lack of options
[Today at 01:06:00 AM]  Aleximir Kozlov: That's what she said
[Today at 01:09:39 AM]  Capt. Josh Underpants: Alex that was actually pretty fucking funny

[Russ]

No it wasn't. Just saying.

[Rob]

It really wasn't.

The only good part about it was my post.

[Alex Smiley]

No it wasn't. Just saying.

He was either lying about it being funny, or about not being drunk.

[Russ]

Here follows the best shoutbox convo ever...

Russaholic: Ah man let's do it

Aleximir Kozlov: ...

Russaholic: new DYK

Russaholic: *WTKIGO

Russaholic: Just

Russaholic: "What would Alex masturbate to?"

Trumpers: Decaying Pumpkins at Halloween?

Gary: 2 girls 1 cup

Trumpers: Car Tax stickers

Russaholic: Blank post-it notes

Trumpers: The Windows Aisle in your local PC store

Gary: trash bin

J-Zod: songs of praise

Russaholic: LOL J-ZOD

Aleximir Kozlov: ...

Gary: btw j-vo love how you've kept the j-zod name

Trumpers: Blockbuster Videos, Ben and Jerrys freezer

Russaholic: A funeral

Russaholic: Me

Trumpers: World Poker Tournament 1st round qualifier

Gary: barney green dancing video

Aleximir Kozlov: Virgin Ma--no, I will not join in this conversation

Russaholic: Snooker

Russaholic: Snookie

Russaholic: Sookie

Trumpers: Snickers

Russaholic: Soot

J-Zod: fingermouse

T-Bonizzle: Snickerdoodles

Russaholic: Empty toothpaste tube

Gary: jacob

Trumpers: Sooty and Sweep

Russaholic: Lecture notes

Russaholic: Lady GaGa in an Alex/Laura Lyne collab

J-Zod: his own caption contest entries

Trumpers: Promotioanl Pens and Diaries

Gary: passion of the chr---nah wont go there

Russaholic: Big Daddy V

Gary: LMAO@J-vo

Aleximir Kozlov: (puts in his proverbial earplugs)

T-Bonizzle: Old Spice

Trumpers: Crumpled Up Computer Paper That Printed Wrong

Russaholic: The intro to the EFK podcast

Gary: the shoutbox

Trumpers: Jar Jar Binks

T-Bonizzle: His laptop's taxi

Aleximir Kozlov: A Jon Tees post

Gary: jabba the hutt

Russaholic: Betty White

Aleximir Kozlov: Wait, who are we making fun of again?

Gary: jay encia

J-Zod: Barry White

Trumpers: Betty Ford

Trumpers: Fnord

Russaholic: LOL GARY

Trumpers: His own reflection

Russaholic: Boss Nass

Russaholic: His glasses

Gary: mel gibson

J-Zod: Boss Hogg

Russaholic: The picture of him with lexationships

Trumpers: An unpopped zit on his nose

Russaholic: Vickie Guerrero

Gary: j-zod

Russaholic: The Joust

Gary: downies

Aleximir Kozlov: The Joist

T-Bonizzle: VWF

Trumpers: The corpse of Ron Santo

Russaholic: Lakes

Gary: lakers

T-Bonizzle: Lakers

Russaholic: CWC's Dating Section

T-Bonizzle: Clippers

Trumpers: Can you imagine Alex going to a lakers game

Russaholic: Cory's footstall

Trumpers: and just whacking one off during a time out

Russaholic: Post-beatdown

Gary: with Jack Nicholson next to him

T-Bonizzle: Jack the Ripper stories

Trumpers: and Magic Johnson wondering who is more likely to die of Aids first, him or Alex

Aleximir Kozlov: the Legend of Sleepy Hollow

Gary: add magic johnson to the list

Trumpers: Lol

T-Bonizzle: That's no legend

Gary: Jane Goodey

Trumpers: Thats what is called Extreme Wanking

Trumpers: the dangers involed with Magic Johnson

Trumpers: shows Alex lives life on the masterbating edge

Trumpers: Followed by wanking in the middle of the Egyptian riots

T-Bonizzle: I forgot half way through what we were doing

Trumpers: and to finish off his tour...during the running of the bulls

Trumpers: SPIKE TV's newest show:

Trumpers: with better ratings than TNA

Trumpers: ALEX K'S EXTREME WANKING

BONUS ROUND: THE ENTIRE ALEXK - THE RETURN OF THE JAPSEYE STORY! (Read from bottom (hoth) up)

Russaholic:
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
Today at 03:42:34 AM
Trumpers:
Lol!
Today at 03:42:21 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Yeah, right up until he did the "n-word lyncher" pic that got him blacklisted from about 99% of efedding"
Today at 03:41:19 AM
Trumpers:
Why am I in the tub with Alex?
Today at 03:41:14 AM
Gary:
Darth Ian: "Alex, I am your father"
Today at 03:40:58 AM
Trumpers:
THAT THING IS OPERATIONAL!
Today at 03:40:34 AM
Trumpers:
Alex shits in the tub...
Today at 03:40:29 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Because I respect anyone I consider a friend, Gary
Today at 03:40:27 AM
Gary:
did you just say you had respect for barney green?
Today at 03:40:24 AM
Trumpers:
LOL
Today at 03:39:59 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Which kinda scares me, because same thing happened with Barney Green before he finally pissed me off enough to block him on IM
Today at 03:39:58 AM
Russaholic:
"That's no moon"
Today at 03:39:52 AM
Gary:
respect?why?
Today at 03:39:47 AM
Trumpers:
I just hope you dont consider your asshole to be Hoth
Today at 03:39:46 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
See, I have mad respect for those two, but I find myself conversating with Jer and Emma less and less nowadays
Today at 03:39:33 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Forget that
Today at 03:38:56 AM
Trumpers:
"Messy Alex's Space Pubes...never been a more wretched hive of scum, cheese and villanary"
Today at 03:38:51 AM
Gary:
alex you can hang out with jeremiah "chewbaca" belmont
Today at 03:38:44 AM
Russaholic:
Then I arrive as c3po
Today at 03:38:30 AM
Gary:
lol at ian's comment
Today at 03:38:27 AM
Gary:
lol
Today at 03:38:13 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Always hiding?
Today at 03:38:10 AM
Trumpers:
"These arent the testicles you are looking for..."
Today at 03:37:56 AM
Russaholic:
Tbf, Alex's is more of a Jawa
Today at 03:37:55 AM
Trumpers:
LMAO
Today at 03:37:27 AM
Gary:
does obi wan kenobi make it go away when he appears?
Today at 03:37:17 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
...
Today at 03:37:13 AM
Russaholic:
YES JUSTIN BIEBER
Today at 03:36:53 AM
Trumpers:
unlike yourself who views his penis as one of the sand people action figures when playing star wars in the bath tub
Today at 03:36:52 AM
Triple B:
Or... Justin Beiber.
Today at 03:36:28 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Ian's hitting B's wife, B's hitting my mom appare--what the fuck?
Today at 03:36:24 AM
Triple B:
With girls.
Today at 03:36:22 AM
Trumpers:
Usually people want to have sex Alex

[Hondo]

jagilki: http://ih2.redbubble.net/work.37275.11.flat,550x550,075,f.baby-panda.jpg
Today at 12:27:49 AM
Gary: awwwwwwwwwww
Today at 12:34:07 AM
jagilki: it just needs crosshairs.
Today at 12:44:43 AM