Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[jagilki]

Uncle Cooter?

[Fnord]

Down in Texas, I had an Uncle Tooter and an Uncle Cooter.  Now when I was younger, I didn't realize that this wasn't their real names... 

[jagilki]

Texas, 

ah

[Judge]

That's a cuss for Legion.

[Alex Smiley]

[Today at 01:09:42 PM] Russaholic: SHOW FUCKING 35 YES!!!!

[Cory]

[Today at 10:15:06 PM] Flouzemaker: (And I'm not saying that because I'm a 40 year old virgin)

[Today at 10:15:10 PM] Flouzemaker: (I'm 32.)

[Flouzemaker]

[Today at 10:15:06 PM] Flouzemaker: (And I'm not saying that because I'm a 40 year old virgin)

[Today at 10:15:10 PM] Flouzemaker: (I'm 32.)

I thought that one was a doozy. 

[Judge]

Jag commenting on the new Black Jack Taco from Taco Bell

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[Today at 01:18:47 PM] del ban Scott Cooper: BLACK Taco.

[Today at 01:19:52 PM] del ban jagilki: Black Taco?

[Today at 01:20:10 PM] del ban Scott Cooper: It's a goofy commercial for Taco Bell these days.

[Today at 01:20:16 PM] del ban jagilki: What are you trying to do?

[Today at 01:21:25 PM] del ban Judge Zod: Quit calling it Black.  That's racist.

[Today at 01:21:54 PM] del ban Judge Zod: You should call it the Spanish term for black.  Since it's a taco and all.

[Today at 01:21:57 PM] del ban jagilki: African American Taco

[Today at 01:22:05 PM] del ban Scott Cooper: It's short for a Black Pepperjack Taco. Yeah, the taco part is definetly racist. ARRIBA!

[Today at 01:22:07 PM] del ban jagilki: Negro Taco

[Today at 01:22:48 PM] del ban jagilki: no wait.

[Today at 01:22:57 PM] del ban jagilki: it'd be Taco Negro wouldn't it?

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[Today at 01:23:43 PM] del ban Scott Cooper: By this logic... what should I call a BLACK crayon? A NEGRO crayon?

[Today at 01:23:56 PM] del ban jagilki: Are you Tyrell?

[Draeden]

When I was in Spain I was somewhat reluctant to ask the African gentleman in the market for the black handbag my girlfriend wanted after he handed me the brown one.

[Hondo]

[Today at 03:46:03 PM] Judge Zod: Lesson learned from today: If you accidentally  let Dad's Jiffy Pop Popcorn balloon fly away, don't hide in the attic and scare the shit out of the nation.  kthx

[Hondo]

[Today at 08:54:56 AM] Judge: what kind of gravy?
[Today at 08:55:03 AM] Judge: because if it's like sawmill or milk gravy.
[Today at 08:55:11 AM] Judge: That'd be fucking disgusting.
[Today at 08:55:30 AM] Judge: granted some people practically drink that anyhow on biscuits and such.
[Today at 08:55:47 AM] Judge: real biscuits, not bullshit biscuits from over there.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

[Triple B]

Gently though.  Gently.

[Triple B]

[Today at 06:55:05 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: LMAO

[Today at 06:55:17 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Legion's Panda

[Today at 06:55:22 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: has to resort to oral sex

[Today at 06:55:27 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: to get back into peoples sigs

[Today at 06:55:51 AM] del ban Legion: BCW recruitment, by any means necessary

[Today at 06:56:25 AM] del ban Russaholic: That can be everyone's Christmas 2009 signature - AlexK's panda

[Today at 06:56:31 AM] del ban jagilki: E True Hollywood Story:  Biggles the Cock Sucking BCW Panda

[Today at 06:56:54 AM] del ban Legion: See? You guys loved the panda after all

[Today at 06:57:08 AM] del ban JackHondo: I'll put the friggin thing on my Christmas Card if someone will make the dang thing

[Today at 06:57:25 AM] del ban Russaholic: I'll have a go

[Today at 06:57:26 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Nobody loved the Panda...

[Today at 06:57:39 AM] del ban Russaholic: Alex, can you link me to the original?

[Today at 06:57:46 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: thats why it became a cock sucking prostitute panda

[Today at 06:57:47 AM] del ban Legion: ...

[Today at 06:57:56 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: because it couldnt find love

[Today at 06:58:03 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and was given a daft caption!

[Today at 06:58:14 AM] del ban JackHondo: preach on

[Today at 06:58:20 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: That made no sense with Beach Championship Wrestling

[Today at 06:58:31 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I mean...you could have used a dolphin!

[Today at 06:58:34 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: a whale!

[Today at 06:58:43 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: even a crab!

[Today at 06:58:47 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: But no........

[Today at 06:58:53 AM] del ban JackHondo: a fat lady eating a donut in a bathing suit

[Today at 06:59:00 AM] del ban JackHondo: also sucking cock

[Today at 06:59:01 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: there you go

[Today at 06:59:11 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: but instead you chose a cock slurping panda

[Today at 06:59:15 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: in a car

[Today at 06:59:15 AM] del ban Triple B: I vaguey remember a panda....

[Today at 06:59:20 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: with the phrase

[Today at 06:59:26 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I would rather be BCWing

[Today at 06:59:26 AM] del ban Triple B: There was a column in The VWF years ago with Pandas....

[Today at 06:59:28 AM] del ban jagilki: http://www.caption-this.com/zamboni.jpg

[Today at 06:59:34 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: what the fuck

[Today at 06:59:44 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: what cock sucking panda?

[Today at 06:59:50 AM] del ban Legion: Thank you, Jag

[Today at 06:59:50 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: theres the little cock sucker!

[Today at 06:59:55 AM] del ban JackHondo: holy shit! its the cock sucking panda!!!

[Today at 07:00:04 AM] del ban Russaholic: AlexK

[Today at 07:00:07 AM] del ban Legion: I can't remember my old username for Photobucket, but that's the pic I used for it

[Today at 07:00:08 AM] del ban Triple B: http://thevwf.net/Slam/pictures/panda.jpg

[Today at 07:00:17 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: i wonder if he will promote something bizzare and unrelated

[Today at 07:00:19 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: ?

[Today at 07:00:24 AM] del ban JackHondo: if you look closely, you can see the dripping jisum at the corners of its mouth

[Today at 07:00:26 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: The panda that is

[Today at 07:00:43 AM] del ban Sally: jack...that was gross

[Today at 07:00:51 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I'd rather have Blue Cross Health Insurance?

[Today at 07:00:51 AM] del ban JackHondo: thanks sal 

[Today at 07:01:07 AM] del ban Legion: This makes me want to open a fed again.

[Today at 07:01:15 AM] del ban  * Legion waits for the crowd heat

[Today at 07:01:17 AM] del ban Russaholic: I'd rather be on the Alan Titchmarsh Show

[Today at 07:01:18 AM] del ban JackHondo: a fed in which everyone sucks penis?

[Today at 07:01:29 AM] del ban jagilki: What I find real weird.

[Today at 07:01:30 AM] del ban JackHondo: they already havede one of those

[Today at 07:01:33 AM] del ban JackHondo: its called CWC

[Today at 07:01:39 AM] del ban JackHondo: *have

[Today at 07:01:43 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Why dont you reopen BCW

[Today at 07:01:46 AM] del ban jagilki: the SECOND result for "Panda on a Zamboni" in google image.... http://lonestarbears.com/noahsclassifieds/pictures/listings/277.jpg

[Today at 07:01:46 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and have a lion riding a unicycle

[Today at 07:01:50 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and him saying

[Today at 07:01:56 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I would rather be BCWING

[Today at 07:02:16 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: And look what you did to TANK!

[Today at 07:02:26 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: i have a picture of a zebra chicken with a cheese toastie somewhere

[Today at 07:02:29 AM] del ban Triple B: I still like my idea of a gimmick in which you do your opponent's RP.

[Today at 07:02:33 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: he got super fat

[Today at 07:02:39 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and got a pink mohawk

[Today at 07:02:40 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: aha

[Today at 07:02:40 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/pic_unrelated_zebra.jpg

[Today at 07:02:52 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: because of that cock sucking panda!

[Today at 07:02:55 AM] del ban Sally: i thought that was Ian??

[Today at 07:03:14 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Shut up Sally

[Today at 07:03:17 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: You hag!

[Today at 07:03:22 AM] del ban JackHondo: pwned

[Today at 07:03:34 AM] del ban Sally: hairy pwned...lol

[Today at 07:03:40 AM] del ban JackHondo: niiiice

[Today at 07:04:01 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: lol

[Triple B]

[Today at 05:02:08 PM] del ban jagilki: Dead Shoutie is Dead

[Today at 05:04:57 PM] del ban Fail Gunn Fails: undead even

[Today at 05:30:02 PM] del ban Triple B: BRAINS!

[Today at 06:01:16 PM] del ban jagilki: not around here.