Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[Alex Smiley]

You're trying too hard, kid.

[Duckman]

You're trying too hard, kid.

Quoted for truth.

Peace

Duckman

[Judge]

It's still more over than Kill Crazy.

[Russ]

On his mum breaking her arm:

[Today at 07:31:22 PM] X-Quack: Russ, i told her as long as she learns to iron with one hand she can stay

[Rob]

[Today at 06:28:13 PM] Excallicliff: glue smells pretty though

[Today at 06:31:22 PM] Excallicliff: Like your mother, Alex, except pretty

[Today at 06:31:45 PM] Excallicliff: They both make me sick, though

[Today at 06:32:58 PM] Excallicliff: Glue makes me happy sick. The other makes me itchy sick.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Ouch...not the coolest thing I have read today.

[Russ]

[February 12, 2010, 11:54:04 PM] X-Quack: alright i'm fucking drunk people

[February 12, 2010, 11:55:39 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: nice

[February 12, 2010, 11:55:48 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: How drunk are they?

[February 12, 2010, 11:55:50 PM] Chill Krazy: I'm not

[February 12, 2010, 11:55:55 PM] X-Quack: what uip jhosh ster

[February 12, 2010, 11:56:04 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Cause if they too drunk it's called rape?

[February 12, 2010, 11:56:10 PM] X-Quack: KILL CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[February 12, 2010, 11:56:23 PM] Chill Krazy: I almost never get to talk to drunk people on here

[February 12, 2010, 11:56:26 PM] X-Quack: you know what, fuck them all man, your over r

[February 12, 2010, 11:56:46 PM] Chill Krazy: DUCKKKKKKKKKK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[February 12, 2010, 11:56:49 PM] Chill Krazy: Thanks

[February 12, 2010, 11:57:08 PM] X-Quack: totally mante, fucking hell been out since 4

[February 12, 2010, 11:57:35 PM] Chill Krazy: sweet, aren't those daytime drinking sessions the best?

[February 12, 2010, 11:57:36 PM] X-Quack: no food since, must hmake sanwiand smoke this joint

[February 12, 2010, 11:58:54 PM] X-Quack: this shoutbosx needs tits

[February 12, 2010, 11:59:12 PM] Chill Krazy: OI LEGION. Sam said he wants tits

[Today at 12:00:25 AM] X-Quack: TITS o tell thee

[Today at 12:00:48 AM] X-Quack: i'm getting out of here

[Today at 12:00:54 AM] X-Quack: this scene is oldd m,man

[Today at 12:01:13 AM] X-Quack: we're going rock forever and ever andeever and ever

[Today at 12:01:26 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I want Tits

[Today at 12:11:27 AM] CM Fnord: I've seen your picture.  You already have them...

[Today at 12:12:27 AM] Russaholic: Hey look, X-Quack's drunk

[Today at 12:12:37 AM] Russaholic: I shall adopt the Ryssa guise and seduce him...

[Today at 12:13:14 AM] Ryssa: Why hello there, X-Quack...

[Today at 12:15:53 AM] Black Death: lol

[Today at 12:16:25 AM] Guillito: somone save the duckman drunk convo and put in the memorable chat section!

[Today at 12:16:45 AM] X-Quack: russ

[Today at 12:16:54 AM] X-Quack: we are not making one night in ryssa

[Today at 12:17:14 AM] X-Quack: your clit may be huge but that doesn't mean we need to do it

[Today at 12:17:21 AM] Guillito: lol

[Today at 12:17:46 AM] Black Death: lol

[Today at 12:18:19 AM] X-Quack: good godd im' steamin

[Today at 12:18:26 AM] X-Quack: bed time poeple

[Today at 12:19:03 AM] X-Quack: nighty nitght to u all its been a opleasure

[Today at 12:19:09 AM] Black Death: you steam like willie beam, later sam

[Today at 12:22:47 AM] Ryssa: Fucksake... I just got lubed up as well! Damn Sam...

[Today at 12:22:56 AM] Guillito: lol

[Rob]

[Today at 12:01:26 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I want Tits

[Today at 12:11:27 AM] CM Fnord: I've seen your picture.  You already have them...


That in itself is quote-worthy I think... Partly because Fnord is NEVER funny.

[Hondo]

Wow, Fnord made a funny. I felt the world skip on its axis.

[Alex Smiley]

[Today at 06:24:02 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: You're welcome. lol

[Today at 06:24:08 PM] Hillman: ^ is the man

[Black Death]

you knew he going to save the quote that praises him

[Alex Smiley]

File under "Morning After Regret":

[Today at 10:53:34 PM] A. Jag. Styles: jus your mfucking dick isth to fucktrin small to fuckrelk piss ya fogaar

[Today at 10:54:03 PM] Black Death: jag ..fuck up

[Today at 10:54:26 PM] A. Jag. Styles: furnek spelling ir'b e got a fgoed damenr fever.

[Today at 10:54:27 PM] Black Death: and mad at jus

[Today at 10:54:48 PM] A. Jag. Styles: ithingl I'm ntoenf be signe

[Today at 10:54:54 PM] A. Jag. Styles: sickr

[Today at 10:55:03 PM] A. Jag. Styles: sickr

[Today at 10:55:09 PM] A. Jag. Styles: s

[Today at 10:55:11 PM] A. Jag. Styles: i

[Today at 10:55:15 PM] A. Jag. Styles: c

[Today at 10:55:17 PM] A. Jag. Styles: k

[Today at 10:55:33 PM] A. Jag. Styles: why can'te I tyep sicre

[Today at 10:55:48 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: ...are you high?

[Today at 10:55:52 PM] A. Jag. Styles: that workdek don'te want be tyeped

[Today at 10:56:14 PM] A. Jag. Styles: ive gowe a fever and the roeoem is spining'

[Today at 10:56:30 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Is it a fever in your pants?

[Today at 10:57:11 PM] Black Death: jag take somne meds get some rest man

[Today at 10:57:13 PM] A. Jag. Styles: why donteur reachin and find outel

[Today at 10:57:37 PM] A. Jag. Styles:  yoeu rther mre computer man fix my paants

[Today at 10:57:44 PM] Black Death: lol...well you still can cut someone down

[Today at 10:58:47 PM] A. Jag. Styles: owlwe

[Today at 10:58:58 PM] A. Jag. Styles: eletern john says jeseues was gaye

[Today at 10:59:11 PM] A. Jag. Styles: owl

[Today at 11:00:14 PM] A. Jag. Styles: and fye, it's not that I"m stueid ir anty thing it's that my fingers wotne'er fuckignw orek righte

[Today at 11:00:45 PM] A. Jag. Styles: i have firfe fingers.

[Today at 11:00:55 PM] A. Jag. Styles: hello lil mingers.

[Today at 11:01:03 PM] A. Jag. Styles: lol

[Today at 11:01:17 PM] A. Jag. Styles: have your over looked at rue fingersa

[Today at 11:02:00 PM] A. Jag. Styles: When the fhuck Did Tieger Wooda become MARCK!

[Today at 11:03:19 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Go to bed, Jag

[Today at 11:03:22 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: lol

[Today at 11:04:31 PM] A. Jag. Styles: I hope mrck and the leslationolips peopel parady tiger wodss press congerence.

[Today at 11:09:48 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Oh, dear

[Today at 11:10:08 PM] A. Jag. Styles: shut upe and eat your bookacke

[Today at 11:10:23 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: that reminds me, him and James are comin to my hometown on 3/21 for a charity show

[Today at 11:10:26 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: I can't wait

[Today at 11:10:32 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: What the f**k

[Today at 11:10:38 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Get the f**k out, Jog

[Today at 11:11:01 PM] A. Jag. Styles: /mer pets alesx hair... awe babby.. don' cry I didn't meane it babby now make me a smammich.

[Today at 11:11:17 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: ...

[Today at 11:11:21 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Go to bed

[Today at 11:11:37 PM] A. Jag. Styles: your bed or meine

[Today at 11:12:54 PM] A. Jag. Styles: hoe the fuck linlg is tinger woods gona blab alba bla about how he fuckeds some horwse and ist fucking sorry

[Today at 11:14:13 PM] A. Jag. Styles: how the fuvke did I end up wathcing epic movie.  Bringe back tieger wooesa and his sorry ass.

[Today at 11:14:27 PM] Black Death: lol...alex save this please , jag you needs rest man ...or maybe some of my brownies

[Today at 11:14:56 PM] Black Death: yes golf needs tiger ... only reason to watch ...

[Today at 11:16:06 PM] A. Jag. Styles: tiger putting his don't in one is  afurcking prono

[Today at 11:16:20 PM] Black Death: you jag , you bastion of manlness need sleep or sex that owrk to

[Today at 11:16:29 PM] A. Jag. Styles: his peneiw is hanging a lil to the rignr bill

[Today at 11:16:53 PM] Black Death: how you know how that man penis is hanging

[Today at 11:17:11 PM] A. Jag. Styles: hes storking the shafte... look that hot bolond caddy is pollishing his hasft.

[Gary]

Best parts of that "im not stupid but my fingers wont work" and the Tiger Woods/Marc comparison.

[Rob]

LMAO

[Today at 11:10:08 PM] A. Jag. Styles: shut upe and eat your bookacke

[Russ]

[Today at 12:02:51 AM] CM Fnord: I'm confused.