Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[Rob]

[Today at 18:15:58] M.D.K.: why do people put fucking punctuation in their user names that make it impossible to send a pm

[Zombie Gunn]

LOL!

[Duckman]

Irony!

Peace

Duckman

[Alex Smiley]

[Today at 02:28:22 PM] Kill Crazy: Did you know Jersey got invited to the United Nations, but the leader of the government said "ooh arrr noo, I don't like football!"
[Today at 02:29:16 PM] Speedy: Did you know that the minister for potatoes is more over than Kill Crazy?
[Today at 02:29:31 PM] Russaholic: Everyone applaud KC's AlexK impression there.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

[Today at 02:28:22 PM] Kill Crazy: Did you know Jersey got invited to the United Nations, but the leader of the government said "ooh arrr noo, I don't like football!"
[Today at 02:29:16 PM] Speedy: Did you know that the minister for potatoes is more over than Kill Crazy?
[Today at 02:29:31 PM] Russaholic: Everyone applaud KC's AlexK impression there.

Just cause it has your name in it doesnt make it funny nor memorable!

[Adam Wrong]

[Today at 19:56:48]  * M.D.K. ruffles fnords hair

[Today at 19:56:49] Fnord: HAHA

[Today at 19:56:54] Fnord: It feels so good!

[Jennifer]

Us dedicated forum leaders.

[Today at 08:59:15 PM] Speedy: For next show I have a bigass beef and a bigass broccoli to send in.

[Today at 09:00:18 PM] Gary: Russ likes big ass beef in his big ass

[Today at 09:00:43 PM] Speedy: So true.

[Today at 09:00:57 PM] RickRampage: just wow

[Today at 09:01:02 PM] Gary: Speedy likes it in his mouth

[Today at 09:01:41 PM] M.D.K.: gary likes big flabby beef curtains

[Today at 09:01:52 PM] M.D.K.: rippling on his face

[Today at 09:02:05 PM] Fnord: eww

[Today at 09:02:24 PM] M.D.K.: G.A.R.Y. - Gay Arse Raping Yaks

[Today at 09:02:36 PM] Gary: especially if moist

[Today at 09:02:54 PM] Gary: MDK..Munting Duckman and Kut

[Today at 09:04:53 PM] M.D.K.: S.P.E.E.D.Y. - Sucking Penis Especially Evil Dutch Yids

[Today at 09:05:15 PM] Fnord: LOL

[Today at 09:05:24 PM] M.D.K.: F.N.O.R.D. - Fuck? Never! Often Rape Dogs.

[Today at 09:05:39 PM] Gary: FNORD- Fucking Noobs On Random Days

[Today at 09:05:45 PM] Speedy: Plenty of Spurs supporters hailing from the Netherlands. Yup.

[Today at 09:06:17 PM] Gary: IAN- I AM NEUTERED

[Today at 09:06:17 PM] M.D.K.: Like Edgar Davids?

[Today at 09:06:17 PM] Speedy: J.A.D. - Just A Dumbass.

[Today at 09:06:31 PM] M.D.K.: Only one in the shoutie is Rick Rampage

[Today at 09:07:13 PM] Speedy: Racist Idotic Cock Klown.

[Today at 09:07:35 PM] Gary: Rick is Judge?

[Today at 09:07:38 PM] M.D.K.: Royally Into Chubby Kids

[Today at 09:07:52 PM] Gary: MIDAS- Men I dream about sucking

[Today at 09:08:08 PM] Speedy: Freudian slip?

[Today at 09:08:11 PM] M.D.K.: Really Admires Men's Penises And Gets Erect?

[Today at 09:08:27 PM] Gary: RUSS- Ram Ur Sack Sexy

[Today at 09:09:11 PM] M.D.K.: Duckman - Doing Unicorns Can Kill My Afternoon Nap

[Today at 09:10:46 PM] M.D.K.: Rebel Child - Really Epic Boobs And Labia Can Help Irradicate Lazy Days

[Today at 09:11:00 PM] Gary: LMAO

[Today at 09:11:00 PM] M.D.K.: fuck

[Today at 09:11:15 PM] M.D.K.: spelt Rebel as Rebal

[Today at 09:11:32 PM] Speedy: AlexK - A Laugh Equally Xenophobic, Klutz.

[Today at 09:11:32 PM] M.D.K.: Really Epic Boobs... even Labias

[Today at 09:11:39 PM] M.D.K.: lol

[Today at 09:12:35 PM] Speedy: BBB - Bloody Bullshitting Bastard.

[Today at 09:12:42 PM] Gary: BLACK DEATH- Book Licking And Cock Kites Dreams Even At The Home

[Today at 09:12:56 PM] M.D.K.: Judge - Just Uses Dirty Gary's Erection

[Today at 09:13:06 PM] M.D.K.: lmao

[Today at 09:13:16 PM] Speedy: lol.

[Today at 09:13:18 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: Adam, PM!

[Today at 09:13:20 PM] Gary: ..

[Today at 09:13:36 PM] M.D.K.: pm dawn?

[Today at 09:13:41 PM] M.D.K.: or pn news?

[Today at 09:13:49 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: SCW

[Today at 09:13:53 PM] M.D.K.: what here?

[Today at 09:13:56 PM] M.D.K.: ahh

[Today at 09:13:59 PM] Speedy: Cliff - Cows Lose Infinitely Fascinating Fucks.

[Today at 09:14:24 PM] Speedy: Hey that brings us full circle to beef again.

[Today at 09:14:31 PM] Gary: that one is fact

[Russ]

[Today at 08:50:57 PM] Gary: LMAO "SHut the fuck up" at a debate competition

[Today at 08:51:37 PM] Russaholic: Haha

[Today at 08:51:49 PM] Russaholic: Or "WHAT?!" everytime they finish a sentence

[Today at 08:51:52 PM] AlexK: Or at least a "What?"

[Today at 08:51:55 PM] AlexK: lol

[Today at 08:52:10 PM] Russaholic: Oh dear God... I went for the same joke as AlexK. Someone shoot me.

[! JDM The Professional !]

[Today at 08:30:30 PM] ! JDM The Professional !: Ok, let me get this straight: Drama Queens a guy, RebelChild is a girl, AlexK is a shim, and Fnord is a???

[Today at 08:30:39 PM] JackHondo: yes

[Today at 08:30:51 PM] JackHondo: Fnord is completely asexual.

[Today at 08:30:52 PM] jagilki: Hermaphrodyte

[Today at 08:30:53 PM] ! JDM The Professional !: what is Fnord?

[Today at 08:31:01 PM] JackHondo: he has no reproductive organs

[Today at 08:31:15 PM] Drama Queen: thank God Smiley

[Today at 08:31:26 PM] ! JDM The Professional !: Are you sure? I could have sworn I saw a cock hanging from his head

[Today at 08:31:28 PM] JackHondo: seconded

[Today at 08:31:39 PM] JackHondo: thats no cock, thats his face

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

[Today at 01:44:16 PM] del ban Ian: BD can you remove your massive butt sig please mate

[Today at 01:44:25 PM] del ban Ian: and also some more of the juggly tits stuff as well

[Today at 01:45:51 PM] del ban Fnord: LOL

[Today at 01:46:33 PM] del ban Ian: its good viewing

[Today at 01:46:42 PM] del ban Ian: but, some people view this site from work

[Today at 01:46:52 PM] del ban Ian: and there is a NSFW thread

[Today at 01:46:56 PM] del ban Ian: they can avoid

[Today at 01:47:00 PM] del ban Ian: thanks bud

[Today at 01:47:04 PM] del ban Fnord: I do.  I have to scroll by real fast when BD posts.  lol

[Today at 01:47:17 PM] del ban Ian: Yep

[Today at 01:47:24 PM] del ban Ian: and we dont even give a shit about your work

[Judge]

I turned off signatures a long time ago because of BD.

[Triple B]

[Today at 04:13:44 PM] del ban Joey Cocknose: oh good an admin... can i get my name changed back please
[Today at 04:14:40 PM] del ban Zombie Gunn: The Sequel: you do know you can do that yourself, right?
[Today at 04:14:50 PM] del ban Triple B: Change to what?
[Today at 04:15:05 PM] del ban Triple B: No he can't.
[Today at 04:15:08 PM] del ban Triple B: Changed to what?
[Today at 04:15:14 PM] del ban  * Joey Cocknose is a flaming homosexual
[Today at 04:15:42 PM] del ban Triple B: Joey?
[Today at 04:15:47 PM] del ban Zombie Gunn: The Sequel: that's an odd name
[Today at 04:16:10 PM] del ban Joey Dicktounge: yep
[Today at 04:16:12 PM] del ban Joey Dicktounge: wow
[Today at 04:16:32 PM] del ban Triple B: What do you want it changed to?  What was your old name?
[Today at 04:16:37 PM] del ban Joey Ballsack: HEADSTRONG
[Today at 04:16:38 PM] del ban Zombie Gunn: The Sequel: lol
[Today at 04:16:55 PM] del ban Triple B: Just HEADSTRONG?  That's it?
[Today at 04:17:06 PM] del ban Joey Balleye: that was it
[Today at 04:17:14 PM] del ban Gary: lol
[Today at 04:17:16 PM] del ban Joey Balleye: part of me wonders should i change it to WARPED hmm
[Today at 04:17:18 PM] del ban Joey Balleye: you pick for me
[Today at 04:17:20 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: OH fuck me
[Today at 04:17:20 PM] del ban Zombie Gunn: The Sequel: i thought everyone could change their names.  am I just special?
[Today at 04:17:21 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: haha
[Today at 04:17:30 PM] del ban Triple B: Wait.. Joey?
[Today at 04:17:31 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: some admin changed it the other day at random
[Today at 04:17:32 PM] del ban Triple B: Is that you?   
[Today at 04:17:33 PM] del ban Gary: i think it was locked
[Today at 04:17:34 PM] del ban Triple B: Warped Joey?
[Today at 04:17:35 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: yea that Joey
[Today at 04:17:37 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: yes yes
[Today at 04:17:38 PM] del ban Triple B: OH!
[Today at 04:17:40 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: omfg
[Today at 04:17:42 PM] del ban Triple B: Yeah.... lemme get that for ya

[Russ]

LOL

[Russ]

[Today at 01:09:24 PM] Draeden Darksky: when's the football on today?

[Today at 01:10:56 PM] Russaholic: Erm...

[Today at 01:11:14 PM] Russaholic: 2:30 for Argies vs. Germans

[Today at 01:11:26 PM] Russaholic: Once Black Death wins wimbledon

[Today at 01:12:01 PM] Duckman: LMAO!

[Today at 01:12:12 PM] Duckman: I wondered where he'd been the past few days

[Today at 01:12:46 PM] Russaholic: Every year he buys two wigs

[Today at 01:12:49 PM] Russaholic: and two dresses

[Today at 01:12:53 PM] Russaholic: and appears as the Williams sisters

[Today at 01:13:15 PM] Draeden Darksky: LOL

[Russ]

[Today at 08:03:20 PM] Mark Mania: I had Smitty take a look at everything going into the tournament, and he's impresse and upset that he couldn't be invovled

[Today at 08:03:51 PM] Russaholic: Tbf Smitty no-showed an event not too long ago

[Today at 08:03:57 PM] Russaholic: So I wouldn't have let him take part anyway

[Today at 08:04:03 PM] AlexK: Man, the implications of Smitty being in would've been astronomical

[Today at 08:04:09 PM] Mark Mania: Yeah, I wouldn't trust him at all.

[Today at 08:04:19 PM] Duckman: what's a Smitty?

[Today at 08:04:20 PM] AlexK: What'd ya mean, "not too long ago?" Wasn't that Rival Factions 2008?

[Today at 08:04:29 PM] Russaholic: Smitty was the 1st true expert

[Today at 08:04:41 PM] AlexK: Won it at Extreme Tournament 2000

[Today at 08:04:45 PM] Mark Mania: But, he is the original True Expert, and he used to be the best RP'er around, by far

[Today at 08:05:00 PM] Russaholic: then no-showed a match against tim kame

[Today at 08:05:07 PM] Russaholic: Thus meaning Tim Kamen has a win at the Experts

[Today at 08:05:08 PM] Mark Mania: He's also my cousin, a pot head, and an unmotivated fuck

[Today at 08:05:12 PM] Russaholic: Hence the grudge with Smitty xD

[Today at 08:05:48 PM] Rob: You know you drink too much when

[Today at 08:06:03 PM] AlexK: Gah, my hopes for heroes in this game are being dashed at every turn!

[Today at 08:06:05 PM] Rob: You hear a bell and you start to get up because you think it's last orders

[Today at 08:06:23 PM] AlexK: First Brad Jackson, now Smitty?! Blasphemy!

[Today at 08:06:23 PM] Rob: You then remember you're not even at the bloody pub

[Today at 08:06:24 PM] AlexK: lol

[Today at 08:07:05 PM] Russaholic: I'm a hero in this game!

[Today at 08:07:30 PM] AlexK: Yeah, one of the last few left XD

[Today at 08:07:47 PM] Rob: Me too

[Today at 08:08:00 PM] AlexK: No.

[Today at 08:08:03 PM] Mark Mania: Smitty is an E-fedding hero, the feds he ran, the fueds he was a part of, and the RP's he wrote were all gold, and he refused to put out anything but the best, which is why he would no-show, because he would write 5 different roleplays, hate them all and refuse to finish them, I've read so many half-Smitty roleplays that I could puke. But, you can look up to him in terms of e-fedding, other than, he's a moron.

[Today at 08:08:24 PM] Rob: Why not Alex Sad

[Today at 08:08:29 PM] Russaholic: I've never even seen Smitty

[Today at 08:08:46 PM] Russaholic: And can you maybe take Smitty's cock out your mouth for 10 seconds Mark?

[Today at 08:08:56 PM] Mark Mania: That's incest.

[Today at 08:09:14 PM] Mark Mania: And wouldn't you rather me kiss his ass than try and impose my own greatness upon all of you.

[Today at 08:09:14 PM] Rob: Mark Mania that's BS. If I'm struggling to write something that's not to the best of my ability, I post what I can do

[Today at 08:09:39 PM] Russaholic: Well enough of the dreamy "Smitty was amazing! He wrote the best roleplays, and had the best feuds... man I wish that guy was still here!"

[Today at 08:09:54 PM] Rob: Everyone will post something regardless of whether it's the best RP ever in the world. Sorry, but that's just a load of crap if I ever saw it.

[Today at 08:10:14 PM] Mark Mania: I'm not saying he made the right decision in not posting them, but that's what he did.

[Today at 08:10:17 PM] Duckman: i've never heard of Smitty or Mark Mania

[Today at 08:10:21 PM] AlexK: Back when efedding was 87% ego

[Today at 08:10:25 PM] Duckman: both sound like dicks to be honest

[Today at 08:10:36 PM] AlexK: thankfully, we're down to 86% now

[Today at 08:10:40 PM] Mark Mania: I was certainly a dick

[Today at 08:10:55 PM] Rob: Sam that's my first impression too

[Today at 08:10:56 PM] Lucius Jenkins: Ello!

[Today at 08:10:59 PM] Duckman: "was"?

[Today at 08:11:01 PM] Mark Mania: And my no-shows weren't based off ego, they were based off idiocy.

[Today at 08:11:02 PM] AlexK: Well, hellooo

[Today at 08:11:04 PM] Mark Mania: I am a dick.

[Today at 08:11:05 PM] Rob: In Britain you are generally a dick until proven otherwise

[Today at 08:11:16 PM] Russaholic: Mark

[Today at 08:11:28 PM] Lucius Jenkins: im a co-fed head here trying to recruit some good talent

[Today at 08:11:32 PM] Russaholic: Can I suggest with his big renassianc/turning a new leaf of your playing of the game

[Today at 08:11:35 PM] Mark Mania: Russ

[Today at 08:11:52 PM] Russaholic: Maybe you stop raking up people that nobody's heard of to tell us how good things used to be?

[Today at 08:11:59 PM] Rob: Lucius, post your efed on the Efed Vault and contact people in the Free Agents forum and then enjoy the forums

[Today at 08:12:10 PM] Lucius Jenkins: thank you

[Today at 08:12:12 PM] Rob: Don't forget to post an introduction and sit back and chat to the other people here

[Today at 08:12:26 PM] Duckman: yep. Rob's right

[Today at 08:12:26 PM] Rob: We're all nice guys here Grin

[Today at 08:12:32 PM] Lucius Jenkins: coo coo

[Today at 08:12:41 PM] Lucius Jenkins: thank you, again and ill brb

[Today at 08:12:43 PM] Duckman: best way to get your fed noticed is list it, post some fed news in that board and get to know folks

[Today at 08:12:43 PM] Lucius Jenkins: Smiley

[Today at 08:12:51 PM] Duckman: might take a while but it'll be worth it in the long run

[Today at 08:13:05 PM] Mark Mania: Hey, I talked about Smitty, for two paragraphs. At a time of the biggest Extreme Tournament of all time, bringing up the original True Expert isn't so out of the blue.

[Today at 08:13:31 PM] Rob: It will be. Once you earn respect here in this community it's worth it because people will check your fed out more and more

[Today at 08:13:41 PM] Duckman: don't u all have RPs to write?

[Today at 08:13:50 PM] Russaholic: YES YOU DO!

[Today at 08:13:55 PM] Russaholic: Bar rob.

[Today at 08:14:01 PM] Rob: Sam, nope. Finished.

[Today at 08:14:05 PM] AlexK: Bar, Rob

[Today at 08:14:08 PM] Mark Mania: Just because I'm starting anew while roleplaying doesn't mean that I'm going to ignore the long history of The Experts that existed before Jesse Gunn

[Today at 08:14:12 PM] Rob: I have reviews to write, haha

[Today at 08:14:17 PM] Mark Mania: And that concludes my rant, I apologize.

[Today at 08:14:19 PM] Rob: Bar? If you insist!

[Today at 08:14:28 PM] Duckman: less verbal wanking of some dude who isn't here, more RPing for the awesome tournament

[Today at 08:14:28 PM] Russaholic: MARK

[Today at 08:14:29 PM] Russaholic: SHUT

[Today at 08:14:30 PM] Russaholic: THE

[Today at 08:14:31 PM] Russaholic: FUCK

[Today at 08:14:31 PM] Russaholic: UP

[Today at 08:14:41 PM] Russaholic: USE YOUR SECOND CHANCE IN THE GAME

[Today at 08:14:46 PM] Russaholic: KNUCKLE DOWN, WRITE YOUR RPS!

[Today at 08:14:49 PM] Russaholic: Bloody hell...

[Today at 08:15:16 PM] Russaholic: Apologies Sam, welcome to meeting Greg Manix's doppelganger

[Today at 08:15:19 PM] Rob: I would post my RP here for feedback, but out of the other critiques one is my opponent, one is the judge and the other is Kenny Tongue

[Today at 08:15:45 PM] Mark Mania: That's what I've been doing for two months now Russ, relax man.

[Today at 08:15:56 PM] Judge Anger: I sense a disturbance in the e-force.

[Today at 08:16:07 PM] Rob: Mum thought it was good though.

[Today at 08:16:29 PM] Russaholic: Haha

[Today at 08:17:41 PM] Duckman: not skin off my nose Russ, if someone wants to talk about all the stuff they used to do, that no one cares about, that's their call

[Today at 08:18:01 PM] Duckman: personally, i'd be focusing on the future and getting a few people back on side with solid contributions to a community and tournament

[Today at 08:18:05 PM] Duckman: but that's just me

[Today at 08:18:31 PM] Russaholic: Anything in particular you me to discuss on 41B?

[Today at 08:18:37 PM] Russaholic: Or are we doing it interview-style?

[Today at 08:18:49 PM] Duckman: some tournament or something...can't remember the name

[Today at 08:18:59 PM] Duckman: it's not that big a deal, but think u've got something to do with it

[Today at 08:19:05 PM] Duckman: Smiley

[Today at 08:19:10 PM] Judge Anger: I love you Duckman.

[Today at 08:19:11 PM] Speedy: lmfao.

[Today at 08:19:16 PM] Russaholic: Lmao

[Today at 08:19:17 PM] Speedy: Oh hey Sambo, they gave me a nickname up at MMA today.

[Today at 08:19:25 PM] Rob: Hey speaking from experience getting people to befriend you after you've done them wrong is difficult, especially in this, but I managed it by getting my head down and doing my thing, not by sitting around whinging and bitching every day

[Today at 08:19:25 PM] Russaholic: Weed?

[Today at 08:19:32 PM] Rob: Rant over.

[Today at 08:19:43 PM] Speedy: Hahaha.

[Today at 08:19:47 PM] Duckman: Brain Fart?

[Today at 08:19:57 PM] Russaholic: LMAO

[Today at 08:20:06 PM] Russaholic: Speed Gump?

[Today at 08:20:07 PM] Speedy: lol.

[Today at 08:20:19 PM] Duckman: go on then Speedy

[Today at 08:20:21 PM] Duckman: what is it?

[Today at 08:20:25 PM] Speedy: One of the guys started calling me Spiderman because I'm so damn gangly.

[Today at 08:20:46 PM] Russaholic: "Well, 'cos my surname's Speed, they called me... 'Speedy'!"

[Today at 08:20:52 PM] Duckman: nothing to do with your sticky hands?

[Today at 08:20:53 PM] Speedy: So funny when you're doing BJJ and the other guy can't grab hold of you because you're too skinny.

[Today at 08:21:00 PM] Rob: Not because of the white goo all over your hands FUCK YOU

[Today at 08:21:00 PM] Speedy: LOL

[Today at 08:21:02 PM] Rob: FUCK

[Today at 08:21:19 PM] Speedy: Nah Russ, my brother's Speedy.

[Today at 08:21:23 PM] Duckman: too slow Chicken Marango

[Today at 08:21:25 PM] Russaholic: Ah

[Today at 08:21:34 PM] Mark Mania: I say two fucking paragraphs about the original true expert and every one loses their shit. I've been contributing to these boards, i've been in an experts fed, and haven't mentioned shit about the past except an apology for me being a dick. Jesus Christ, good to see that you guys are so open to someone coming back. Good God, fuck it, you won't hear from me, I'll RP my ass off in the tournament, in my fed, and anywhere else I can.

[Today at 08:21:40 PM] Russaholic: MARK SHUTUP

[Today at 08:21:43 PM] Rob: Shut up

[Today at 08:21:48 PM] Russaholic: I haven't even read what you wrote

[Today at 08:21:49 PM] Rob: Moving on

[Today at 08:21:50 PM] Duckman: jesus

[Today at 08:21:50 PM] Russaholic: Just shutup

[Today at 08:22:00 PM] Rob: Don't you hate it when a toenail falls off in your sock and you keep stepping on it

[Today at 08:22:02 PM] T-Zombie: Holy shit. Dude.

[Today at 08:22:06 PM] Duckman: Mark, do you want us to sit here all night joining your pity party or what?

[Today at 08:22:15 PM] Duckman: in case u haven't noticed

[Today at 08:22:20 PM] Duckman: the efed world doesn't revolve around u

[Today at 08:22:23 PM] Duckman: or your shitty past

[Today at 08:22:23 PM] Mark Mania: I'm not looking for any fucking pity party.

[Today at 08:22:25 PM] Speedy: Still, asides from the ass-kicking part of the whole deal, training at the gym has probably been the most fun hobby I've ever had.

[Today at 08:22:26 PM] Duckman: or your shitty cousin

[Today at 08:22:29 PM] Mark Mania: I don't give a shit

[Today at 08:22:29 PM] Russaholic: It revolves around me right now!

[Today at 08:22:31 PM] Duckman: or anything else you've done

[Today at 08:22:41 PM] Duckman: so stop filling up the shoutbox with bollocks no one cares about

[Today at 08:22:45 PM] T-Zombie: It revolves around Russ!

[Today at 08:22:45 PM] Rob: And Rob!

[Today at 08:22:46 PM] Russaholic: Sam...

[Today at 08:22:49 PM] Speedy: Soon, all footstools will fear my wrath.

[Today at 08:22:50 PM] T-Zombie: Cause he's a smart and sexy beat

[Today at 08:22:51 PM] Duckman: and go post in a forum or do something productive

[Today at 08:22:54 PM] T-Zombie: *beast

[Today at 08:22:56 PM] Rob: LMAO

[Today at 08:23:01 PM] Judge Anger: lah de dah

[Today at 08:23:06 PM] T-Zombie: Do I get extra points now?

[Today at 08:23:07 PM]  * Judge Anger twirls his hammer.

[Today at 08:23:15 PM] Russaholic: Can I just say, Sam wins whatever that award is for kicking moron's asses?

[Today at 08:23:19 PM] Rob: My next RP JP McManus is going to kick a foot-stall, stare into the camera and then walk off

[Today at 08:23:22 PM] Duckman: seriously, I've got no time for this fucking Bassett level pity shit

[Today at 08:23:29 PM] Speedy: lmfao Rob.

[Today at 08:23:42 PM] Duckman: I don't care if Jesse hates you

[Today at 08:23:45 PM] Duckman: or you hate Jesse

[Today at 08:23:48 PM] Duckman: or Smitty is a god

[Today at 08:23:51 PM] Duckman: or Jesse is mean

[Today at 08:23:55 PM] Judge Anger: Russ, keep that in mind for the 2010 EFK awards show.

[Today at 08:23:59 PM] Duckman: or the Experts were better 20 years ago

[Today at 08:24:08 PM] Mark Mania: I fucking commended Russ on a job well done and told him that Smitty was impressed. I don't give a shit if you know who he is or not.

[Today at 08:24:13 PM] Duckman: NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS AND NEITHER DO YOU

[Today at 08:24:14 PM] Mark Mania: The Experts are at their best now.

[Today at 08:24:20 PM]  * Russaholic marks out

[Today at 08:24:22 PM] Mark Mania: I was fucking impressed, and mentioned it.

[Today at 08:24:28 PM] Russaholic: LET'S GO SAMBO, CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP

[Today at 08:24:29 PM] Rob: As Sam's favourite band once sang

[Today at 08:24:33 PM] T-Zombie: Russ if I logically work that line in my RP can I get extra credit?

[Today at 08:24:37 PM] Rob: Give it up, ooh baby, give it up

[Today at 08:24:37 PM] Duckman: no you didn't

[Today at 08:24:38 PM] Judge Anger: and banstick.

[Today at 08:24:43 PM] Duckman: you gave a back handed compliment

[Today at 08:24:51 PM] Duckman: to get people to give a fuck about you

[Today at 08:25:02 PM] Duckman: and get us all having to read your cuntish comments

[Today at 08:25:03 PM] Russaholic: SAM... DO THE AIDS-RIDDEN CUNT LINE!!!

[Today at 08:25:09 PM] Rob: Russ has clap

[Today at 08:25:12 PM] Duckman: and i've been waiting just fucking waiting for the day u pulled this shit

[Today at 08:25:21 PM] Duckman: because everyone warned me about it

[Today at 08:25:29 PM] Duckman: so either shut the fuck up and leave it alone

[Today at 08:25:33 PM] Judge Anger: You know I shoutbox banned him right?

[Today at 08:25:36 PM] T-Zombie: So...much....Red....

[Today at 08:25:40 PM] Judge Anger: He can't read this.

[Today at 08:25:41 PM] Duckman: or keep talking pish and see where it gets you