Twilight

[Jack Kaiser]

I went to see the midnight showing of this movie last night and holy crap that movie was cheesy

I kind of expected that from the trailers.

My cousin's reading the Twilight series (which is how I learned about it).  I probably won't see it though.  Although I have watched my share of bad (but still somehow awesome) vampire movies like Dead and Loving It and Vampire In Brooklyn.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

I am seriously tired of not only hearing about this book but hearing girls say how they wish all guys were like Edward.  I swear the next time I hear it the chick is gonna get a prompt I wish all chicks could suck dick like a pornstar.

[Black Death]

My favorite vamp author is Laurell K. Hamilton anyway.

now that some good reading right there

[Red]

Reading it was a waste of time. But it is addictive, I'll admit. I read all four books in about 4 days. No jokes.

But I think its because you could skip about 10 chapters, and Bella would still be having the same thoughts the same sexual frustration and using the same adjectives.

Someone buy Meyer a thesaurus.

[Josh]

If a person insists on subjecting themselves to this "literature", like myself, my advice would be to read Chapter 1 and skip to the end. Largely because, until the ending, the book is simply the same old tripe... over and over again. Bella's obsessed, Edward's fan-fucking-tastic and it's a forbidden love, yada-yada-yada. Next chapter, same thing. It's a book aimed at female teenagers who cannot resist the idea of a perfect male existing. If you ask me, Meyer's just feeding these impressionable kids with lies and fantasies that will never come true.

But then I'm an arse-hole.

[Black Death]

someone thell me why Bella is so imporant ... does she have like special powers,  or abilties ... why is it this girl is the girl that vampire loves ... and the other one wants to kill

[Red]

someone tell me why Bella is so important ... does she have like special powers,  or abilities ... why is it this girl is the girl that vampire loves ... and the other one wants to kill

She has irresistible blood.....

And she gets a magical power in the last book..... she can shield..... yerr. awesome.

[Jack Kaiser]

And she gets a magical power in the last book..... she can shield..... yerr. awesome.

/spoiler

LOL

[Red]

oops.

Well, I'm banking on the chances that if you're reading this thread, you've already read it..... or loathe it entirely and aren't going to

[Bryan]

now im spoiled forever!

[Red]

now im spoiled forever!

I saved you from the terror that is Twilight. Be grateful, you know don;t have to read it and can save braincells.

[Black Death]

someone tell me why Bella is so important ... does she have like special powers,  or abilities ... why is it this girl is the girl that vampire loves ... and the other one wants to kill

She has irresistible blood.....

And she gets a magical power in the last book..... she can shield..... yerr. awesome.

Funny ...I have not read but it funny she goes through all this hell then she gets the power... yeah that great

[Red]

someone tell me why Bella is so important ... does she have like special powers,  or abilities ... why is it this girl is the girl that vampire loves ... and the other one wants to kill

She has irresistible blood.....

And she gets a magical power in the last book..... she can shield..... yerr. awesome.

Funny ...I have not read but it funny she goes through all this hell then she gets the power... yeah that great

My favourite part about her shield is that is like mental. She can't physically keep people away.... so someone could easily just punch her in the nose and she'd be screwed.

[jayjames]

I went to see the midnight showing of this movie last night and holy crap that movie was cheesy

I kind of expected that from the trailers.

My cousin's reading the Twilight series (which is how I learned about it).  I probably won't see it though.  Although I have watched my share of bad (but still somehow awesome) vampire movies like Dead and Loving It and Vampire In Brooklyn.

VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN IS AWESOME

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Sadly despite my earlier comment about loathing Twilight, I actually saw the movie.  Granted it was done for a very specific reason one which in the next week will hopefully come out.

Despite the cheesy story line and the crap acting, the cinematography for the movie was great