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[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Full Credit to Kut at RK for this humourous little chat thing...have some chats and post your funny comments. Here is some I had earlier and posted on RK.com

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Stranger: Hi
You: Bet your smurfing fat
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Stranger: hi
You: Heil Hitler
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: 16 f spain in here u?
You: 56 year old pedo looking to rape a girl...
You: I also male
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m ro   f
You: 911 is a myth
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Stranger: hello
You: hello, wanna hook up
Stranger: hook up?
You: yeah I have a fat retarded gay brother who would probably love to rub his penis all over you whilst crying into his hands.
You: But make sure you call him the next day he is sensitive
Stranger: you pitty looser
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Stranger: hi
You: HEY THERE!
You: Can I offer you a big hug?
Stranger: haha . how ?
You: Well a virtual one
You: After all we all need a hug sometimes right?
Stranger: funny =p
You: Whats funny?
You: Why are you being so mean...
You: didnt you like the hug comment?
Stranger: no . i like it
Stranger: sounds unique
Stranger: =)
You: I cant really hug...I have no left arm
You: its only a half real hug
Stranger: where's the other arm ?
You: I was born this way
You: I think they buried it with Christopher Reeve when he was trying out that to get his spine back...
You: smurfing superman
You: couldnt even walk
You: Wanna see naked pics of my dog?
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[Hondo]

We had a little quasi-competition over there to try to make your convo partner disconnect first. By any means necessary. The same thing should be done here as well.

[Hondo]

Well that was quick...

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You: Arrrgh me balls itch
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[Zombie Gunn]

DAMNIT, I lost

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You: who the hell are you?
Stranger: what's your cup size?
You: 90
You: why do you keep following me into every chat?
You: I swear, I'm going to report you motherfucker
Stranger: bra size?
You: I know its you, because everytime it says "stranger"
You: and I'm not wearing a bra!
Stranger: u shud else ur tits would sag
Stranger: and u'll get back ache
Stranger: =(
You: who cares, i'm blind anyway
You: let 'em sag till I step on 'em
Stranger: waste of tits
Stranger: ='(
You: what's your name anyway?
Stranger: Stranger
You: asshole
Stranger: nice name
Stranger: xD
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[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

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Stranger: hi
You: Fuck off
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The next one kind of went a bit weird...tougher competitor

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You: I dont do autographs
Stranger:  i dont care
Stranger: introduce ur self
You: Oh sorry typed that in the wrong window
You: LMAO is my face red!
Stranger: ur stupid man!
You: Thats not overly nice
You: When I become your Step Dad is that how your going to talk to me?
Stranger: ur age?
You: I was hoping we might be able to go fishing on the weekends
You: play catch in the backyard
You: i can help you with your maths homework
Stranger: im soo far from u?
You: but if your going to be like that
You: I might be one of those nasty step dads
You: who beats your momma and tells you that you will amount to nothing
Stranger: yes prove to me sqrt(2) is not inQ
You: but your momma wont leave me because she loves the cock
Stranger: put ur finguer inur backhole
You: that will learn her
Stranger: i will kick ur ass
You: make her blow me whilst your watching the flinstones
Stranger: very hardly
You: and i am drinking a beer
Stranger: u dont  follow me jackass
You: i dont need to follow you
You: I am already pounding your Momma
Stranger: look at ur face in the mirror
You: NOW DO YOUR FUCKING MATH HOMEWORK BITCH!
Stranger: wt u find
Stranger: i find u more and more stupid
You: Your not suppose to like me
You: I murdered your Dad
You: beat your mother
You: and have sex a lot with her
Stranger: prove me that ur not
You: I am pretty sure that consitutes not liking me
Stranger: ur mother is now with me take a look
You: why would my mother be with you?
You: Thats a stupid statement
You: No wonder...you didnt pass maths
You: would it help if I told you, your father begged for mercy before i knocked him down?
Stranger: u can,t take a look right
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This one was bizzare as well....

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You: Hey there
Stranger: i want play game wtih you
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: with*
You: Monopoly?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: is my game
Stranger: rules is...
You: Buckaroo?
Stranger: i say
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: (and you have go out)
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: want play it?
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: Lets play hide the sausage instead
Stranger: no
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: (go out)
You: How bout we play Guess Who?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you first
You: Guess who is fucking your old mother behind your back?
You: ME!
Stranger: no
Stranger: ok
You: I win and you lose
Stranger: no
You: You didnt guess it was me having sex with your mother
Stranger: play agin, ok?
You: ha ha
You: Also I had sex with your Dad
You: and might have tugged off your cat
Stranger: Guess who kill you?
You: MEOW!
You: Sex with your mom will kill me no doubt...she's vicious
Stranger: Me :*
Stranger: i kill you
You: You lose again
Stranger: no
You: Jesus, your terrible at this game
Stranger: now lose you
Stranger: you dont guess
Stranger: you too
You: You got the wrong answer
You: Its a shame
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[Conor]

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You: You gonna make biscuits?
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[jagilki]

Too long to post the whole thing.

http://www.jagilki.net/omegal.html

[Rob]

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You: HEY YOU
Stranger: hi
You: WHERES MY PIE
Stranger: I ATE IT
You: ...
You:
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: I was hungry
You: its ok i have cake in my pockets
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
You: can i lick your pocket?
Stranger: no
You: my mummy always said there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow and some cake in a girls pocket
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I found it funny cause I just had a big conversation with a guy about making pies and pastries...

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

First try and it was a success.

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Stranger: Horny Female??
You: Extremely
Stranger: msn or aim?
You: Is your mom available?
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Stranger: hi
You: I like applesauce
Stranger: pic
Stranger: polyvore??
You: sorry I don't speak Mexican

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Stranger: hi
You: Do you like Donkey shows?
Stranger: no
You: Damn I need a replacement.
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You: come back later I'm trying to masturbate
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hola
Stranger: ım male
Stranger: you
Stranger: ?
You: I'm human
Stranger: hahaha
You: I shall feast on your soul.
Stranger: hmmm
You: The dark lord commands you to bow before me.
Stranger: you  m/f ?
You: Praise Satan
Stranger: yeah satan very good
Stranger: ım favorite
Stranger: .....
You: No Satan is bad, Satan will try and steer you away from the path of good and all that is righteous.  Avoid Satan at all costs for with him you will not make it into the lords prescence
Stranger: uf
Stranger: ufffffffffff
Stranger: get out
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The last one was fun as hell

[Rob]

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Stranger: Hi.
You: hi
You: nationality?
Stranger: Canadiann.
You: oh
You: i'm german
You: how well do you know europe?
You: i'm trying to find poland
Stranger: Uhh.
Stranger: None at all/
You: damnit
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: Go on Google Maos.
Stranger: Maps*
You: i lost something in poland
You: and i have to take it back
You: cause it's rightfully mine anyways
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I enjoyed...

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

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You: Whatever you do don't open your door in the next five minutes
Stranger: hey there. 18/male/amsterdam. wanna chat? msn?
You: There is a man with a hatchet running wild throughout your current location
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: and i'm the modern reincarnation of jesus..
You: Wow holy crap how are you Jesus.  it's been a while since you cut my grass its getting kind of tall out there
You: Jesus are you still there?
Stranger: yeah
You: Jesus?
Stranger: fuck offf
Stranger: or i will smite down on you
You: you're not very nice I think we need to crucify you again.
You: I'll buy the nails if you bring the cross.
Stranger: sounds good
You: Awesome.
Stranger: when
Stranger: where
You: When: As soon as your mom is done blowing me.
Where: I think the corner where I picked your mom up will be fine.
Virgin Mary my ass bitch blows like a pro
You: Jesus?
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I guess Jesus doesn't like me.

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Stranger: hi
You: Have you seen my PIe?
Stranger: fuck ur ple
You: Does that mean your a guy?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u ?
You: I'm a Transvestite.  Do you have a girlfriend?  I like couples
Stranger: u got msn ?
You: No I just got checked last week and the doctor said I was as healthy as a horse
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[Zombie Gunn]

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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: howdoyoudo
You: imfinethanks
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Stranger: hai
You: yo
Stranger: asl?
You: i have a wang
Stranger: lmao
You: u?
Stranger: i dont
You: thats horrible, what happened?
Stranger: i was born without
You: WEIRD!
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[Adam Wrong]

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You: heil
Stranger: invisiblechildren.org/obama
You: obama is black
Stranger: COMMY COMMY
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You: bonjour
Stranger: hi santa..ok so this year i want a train set, lets get to work boys
You: well i want to sodomise your nan with a rake
You: pointy part first
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Stranger: srhs?
You: english?
You: or hebrew either one is good
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You: get out! this is my personal space!!!!
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Oh this is fun

[Tim-Æ]

I used to dick around on this site all day long at work during the summer.

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Stranger: hi
You: OMG WHAT ARE YOU WEARING???
You: SPLOOGE
You: thanks
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You: so i got my period today
Stranger: eww
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You: does puppet sex make you hot?
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You: lets have a serious talk for once
Stranger: fisrt...asl?
You: second...learn how to type
You: 9/H/africa
Stranger: wtf....
You: what?
You: yes, i'm black
You: lemme guess...you don't like my kind do you?
Stranger: wat the H
You: what the hell?
You: you have a tough time spelling bad words don't you
You: spelling in general I suppose
Stranger: FUCK U NIG
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You: OMG HELLO HOW ARE YOU SHUT UP I HATE YOU FUCKSTAIN
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Stranger: hey
You: FAG
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[Alex Smiley]

Wow, I guess I won't be opening a new fed. LOL

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You: Wanna join my efed?
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