OMEGLE

[Hondo]

I couldn't believe this guy was so gullible.

Dude...you're not supposed to disconnect. You're supposed to make the OTHER guy disconnect. By any means necessary.

[Rob]

I know I disconnected, but it made me laugh anyways...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: KNOK KNOK
Stranger: WHOS DEREE
You: DISCO
Stranger: DISCO WHO
You: DISCONNECT
You have disconnected.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BEADS ARE COOL
You: ANAL BEADS ARE BETTER
Stranger: freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Adam Wrong]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: 19 m usa
Stranger: u horny
You: if you rev my engine then maybe
Stranger: oh yeah baby
Stranger: im 6'3
Stranger: dark hair
Stranger: muscular
Stranger: tan
Stranger: 8 inch cock
You: see i prefer wheelchair bound asians...
Stranger: excuse me
You: wheelchair bound asians
You: you know
You: like spastics?
You: the more crippled the better
Stranger: okay then
You: like down's syndrome is totally hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Adam Wrong]

I took Joey Crash's idea and made the other guy disconnect...

Stranger: hi
are u girl
do u want to see when i jerk of my dick on msn
if yes give me ur msn id
You: i'm a girl
You: will you finger your ass as well?
Stranger: if u have a cam yes
You: i've got a cam too
You: add me
Stranger: whats ur id
You: bigbadsteve@hotmail.com
Stranger: did sound like girls msn
You: oh it so is. Steve is short for stephanie
You: like stevie nicks
You: whats yours?
Stranger: added
You: awesome i'll accept once i've tucked my cock between my legs...
You: i mean... once i've moisturised my breasts
You: my fabulous female breasts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Zombie Gunn]

That was awesome

[Hondo]

You: the more crippled the better
Stranger: okay then
You: like down's syndrome is totally hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rob]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: got a cam?
Stranger: wanna play the game
You: yeh
Stranger: i mean the game called go insane
You: hehe sounds fun
You: im only wearing my bra and panties
Stranger: wow, than this little game will be more fun to do
Stranger: just close your eyes, we're breaking through
You: wow hehe
Stranger: so, um, msn, babe?
Stranger: oh,btw, im giovanni from italy
You: yeh my msn is joeyk@hotmail.com
Stranger: joey?
Stranger: i say, isn't that a guy's name?
You: yeh so?
Stranger: wait a second
You: men wear bras too
Stranger: you're a guy?
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you fucking pig
You: yeah!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Joey Crash]

wait...who's being gullible?

He was. I was hoping that rather long and offensive e-mail address would piss him off but apparently he added it anyway. Hmm.

[Conor]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: How are ya?
Stranger: good.. how are you?
You: Meh, not so good.
Stranger: why's that?
You: Oh, you know how it is. Truth be told, this past year's just been a bit of a bummer.
Stranger: shit... we're all going to be happy to get rid of 2009...
Stranger: little over a month to go...
Stranger: 2010 will be different
Stranger: hang in there
You: I guess it all really started last Summer. My mom got offered this job, which was kind of cool, but it meant we were all pretty busy for a while.
You: Plus I found out I was pregnant.
You: My mom's pretty traditional, so she was all about me and my boyfriend getting married.
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: so you're married and have a kid?
You: Well, no. I had my baby, but things didn't work out with my boyfriend. I think it was just that he and my mom didn't get along.
Stranger: ok...
You: Plus, that cool job fell through, and she kind of lost it.
Stranger: so how's the baby?
You: Oh, I've got the most beautiful little baby.
You: But things have been really chaotic around here.
You: First, my mom and my boyfriend had this row, and he broke up with me.
You: Then my mom quit her old job, even though she didn't get the cool one. I don't really mind about that, since she would have had to work with this real old dude who looked like he was about to keel over at any time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I didn't even get to tell them about my boyfriend posing naked for Playgirl.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, Dave?
Stranger: no
You: Is Dave there?
Stranger: this is not dave
Stranger: no he is not
You: I'd like to speak to Dave now, please.
Stranger: hi this is dave'
You: Dave, I want to apologise about what happened with your sister.
You: I didn't realise how corrosive turpentine was.
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Conor]

With special guest cameo by TFWF Intercontinental Champion, Jonnah Street! The connection sadly imploded.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: I'm looking for someone
Stranger: are you them
You: I was just about to ask you the same question. I've been on here for four hours trying to find a guy named Jonnah.
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: No, my name's Luxem.
Stranger: why are you looking for him?
You: Oh, we just got some unfinished business.
You: My name's Whayle, by the way.
Stranger: Whayle?
Stranger: as in
Stranger: way lee?
Stranger: or way-il
You: way-il
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sounds familiar
You: It's Jewish.
Stranger: oh, I'm russian
You: Not many Whayles in Russia, huh?
Stranger: no, i heard of a few wayles tho
Stranger: there are more jews than u think where i live
You: Yeah, Whayles are a dying breed. Not many of us in the world.

[Zombie Gunn]

I don't get it...

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what's your bra size?
You: Wellllll hellllllllllooooooooo
You: does that sound creepy to you?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Agent Decipher Light?
Stranger: wat the crap kind of name is that
Stranger: ?
You: I am a spy
You: DUH!
You: Hence Agent
Stranger: u stand on the side of the street and try 2 sell stuff?
You: No I work for the government
You: spying...
You: on things...
Stranger: iv seen u before u work for cherry orchered\
You: I use things like Omegle to chat to people and search their hard drive when connected
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I had to leave on this line...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Yo!
Stranger: u from
You: Compton...
You: you?
Stranger: china\
You: True Dat
You: You know Yao Ming?
Stranger: yes
You: He's a big fucking bitch
You: I kicked his ass
You: and then took a big ghetto dump on your great WALL
You: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BIATCH!
Stranger:  bitch
You: YEAH I MADE YOU MY BITCH!
You: JUST LIKE YAO!
Stranger: oh no\
You: OH YEAH!
You: [/koolaid OUT]
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Apparently I have been reported to the FBI....

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male disconnect if you want idc
You: Excuse me, I am a female
You: Dont be rude please
Stranger: im not being rude
You: Oh right
You: lol
You: I thought you were calling me a man
Stranger: it was nice of me to let people know im a male so they dont waste their time lol
You: Lol
You: Oh your funny
Stranger: haha thanks =)
You: I wasnt being serious...
You: you havent been funny once yet
You: DANCE FOR ME CHUBBY!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ooh wow
You: Thats right fatty man tits
Stranger: i like how im a normal guy looking for a normal convo on this site and i get nothing but assholes
You: dance for Lady Daryl
You: try walking outside and having a conversation with real people
You: IN HERE WE DANCE FOR LADY DARYL
Stranger: its fucking midnight
You: AND HIS MASSIVE COCK!
Stranger: stupid shit
You: DANCE FOR ME! BITCH!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Your mother womb
You: NOW DANCE!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: You need some techno music
You: DUM DUM CHE CHE DUM DUM CHE CHE
Stranger: go stick a dick up your ass fag
Stranger: or bitch
You: I plan to
You: come on
Stranger: what ever you are
You: I have a massive cock
You: and I am just this minute tattoing your name on it
You: 'STRANGER'
You: DUM CHE DUM CHE DUM
Stranger: is this how you talk to a 15 year old girl pertending to be a guy
Stranger: like really?
You: DUM CHE DUM CHE
You: DUM CHE DUM CHE
You: SHAKE THE MONEY MAKER FATTY FAT FAT!
Stranger: you have been reported to the FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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Poor Jith...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Oh my stars all I want is a legitimate conversation on here tonight
You: Holy Jesus mother and wept
You: So many bizzare folks
You: I just cant take it, lol
Stranger: bless u
You: Hello my name is Mary
Stranger: hi.i'm jith
You: Jith?
Stranger: yup
You: Is that like a dark mans name?
Stranger: sorry.didn't get u?
You: Is the name Jith...a dark man's name
You: is the color of your skin not white
Stranger: no......i'm not an american
You: Are you of Asian descent Jith?
Stranger: yup
You: Asian as in you perform the art of Sumo?
You: Or a different type of Asian?
Stranger: i'm a differenent type of asian
You: I see...are you the ones who sometimes bomb planes type of Asian?
You: Also known as terrorists
You: Not my words, Oh Lord heavens no, the words of George W. Bush
Stranger: not at all
You: So what type of Asian are you?
Stranger: i'm from the land of temples
You: Oh...
You: I was kind of hoping for something a bit more exotic Jith
Stranger: like what?
You: Thats kind of disappointing
You: Its a known fact the land of temples house men with small penis...
You: NOT MY WORDS OH NO, BUT THE WORDS OF OUR LORD CHRIST ALMIGHTY GEORGE W BUSH!
You: Praise be his name
Stranger: a lion with a small penis compensates with a loud roar
Stranger: bless ur ass.........
You: Jith...thats what they all say
You: and trust me...it aint true
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: have you thought of surgery?
Stranger: for what?
You: to enhance your incredibly small penis?
You: as George says
You: a small penis...well is not very good
Stranger: What has he done that makes him ur lord?
You: Well, I saw this documentary on Horizon
Stranger: He is a failure...
You: and on it, guys with incredibly small penis like you...
You: had them chopped off and became women
You: maybe you can become a woman?
You: they called them Lady Boys or something like that and they were from Asia too
You: Well they probably even have a diddly old little club you could join
You: and we can call you...well I dont know...Lucy Louise
You: Jith is such a homosexual sounding name anyways
Stranger: well in that case..ur pussy is so hairy .........even the longest of the anacondas are scared to go in there the fearing they will get lost
You: Lets practice. Hello Lucy Louise
You: How are you finding this day?
Stranger: i'm fibnding ur ass
You: Thats not very lady like Lucy Louise
Stranger: ha.......u r such a dick asshole...aka mary...................................u keep talking to me...........i keep tracking u......i'll find u for sure......
You: So your a sherper?
Stranger: haaaaaaaaaaa
You: A sherper with a small penis...my oh my Jith...I mean Lucy Louise
You: that is a terrible tragedy
Stranger: there is even bigger trajedy......................u mom is a wore
You: A wore?
You: Whats a wore?
You: like a worm?
You: She was partial to digging in the garden LORDS YES!
Stranger: digging ur dads ass
You: Would you like my phone number so we can converse via telephone
Stranger: if u please
You: 0909 668 1069

Stranger: what hapenned.......no phone?
You: Mary Jenkins
You: I look forward to speaking with you later Jith
You: Thank you for a most enjoyable conversations this evening and I do hope your operation goes according to plan
Stranger: i dont find this number convinsing
You: Well, Jith, if you dont want to speak to me that is fine
You: I would find it incredibly upsetting, but you are a free man/woman to make your own decisions in life
Stranger: ok...........................du u have facebook account?
You: Thank you for your time and enjoy your evening
You: Sorry, I dont know what that is
You: Anyway, I must go, my room mate wants to use the computer, but call me
You: Mary in case she answers
Stranger: ok.............................
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: Goodbye Lucy Louise
You: my little Jith
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[Conor]

I don't get it...

Jonnah, Whayle.

Jonah, whale.

Jonah and the whale?

Oh, forget it!

[Zombie Gunn]

OH!!!!!!