If you got a cheeky bet on let us know about it....
LONG TERM BETS
Chicago Bulls to win the NBA title this year £6.00 on @ 80/1
Chicago Bears to win the Superbowl 09/10 £10.00 @ 20/1
Chicago Bulls to win the NBA title (for this year placed last calendar year) £10.00 @ 28/1
Man Utd to win the EPL £10.00 @ 12/5
THIS WEEKS MID WEEK BET
Tonight 9 quid bet if Luton, Dag&Red, Rotheram, Man Utd, Chelsea, Cardiff and Derby all win....I net £1,700 in an acumulator
WEEKEND BET
£15.00 on accumulator...
Man Utd, Chelsea, Liverpool, Everton, Birmingham, Derby, Exeter and Gillingham all win...
odds 85/1
total winnings if comes in £1,253.07
Jesus, you make that kinda money? Frigg. I wish I was in the UK.
You cant use online betting shops??
Fuck Everton that sound like they didnt even make a game of it!
Cory. These bets are almost impossible to win, for a premiership accumulator you have to believe that there will be no draws, which never occurs.
It should probably be remembered that Cory is too young for gambling, I'm sure once he's old enough to have a working card and legsl access he'll understand the suffering and pain that is one team out of six fucking your entire bet.
Gillingham did me no favours either...which is annoying because I was tempted not to bet Everton and Gillingham and go with Sheff Utd and Dagenham Redbridge for wins.
Fuck it.
Its the weekend again and time for my accumulator...
Celtic, Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea, Wolves, Ipswich, Leeds and Rangers to win...
NET WIN FOR IAN: £719.18
It's that time of the season again... Saturday Quickslip time!!!
I always put £3 of bets on (It just means one less pint later tonight lol) 3 10 match accumulators, 2 serious and one is random.
1 - £1 bet £1,040.62 return
2 - £1 Bet £1,491.28 return
and the 3rd is random, I cover the teams up and just select the boxes!
3 - £1 bet £2,299.13 return
Anything could happen as it's the first weekend back (properly) so its just as much luck as playing the lottery.
My Bet for the day though is Lampard to score first. £10 gets a £60 return so i took that one.
I know betting is a mugs game, but tonights accumulator really bugged me. I got 9/10 right and would have had a hefty return off a £1 bet. Free cookie to anyone who can work out which team let me down. I F*cking hate them more than ever. The Premier league is wide open this year boys and girls.
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Worked it out?
United?
Indeed it was. the only eam on there you expect to win! Cookie is on it's way in the post to you my friend!
22/08/09 ACCUMULATOR
Arsenal
City
United
Coventry
Boro
Derby
all to win @ 15/1 stake of £20.00 - £330.00 potential return.
Accumulator 10 --- Strikethrough denotes games that have been played.
Arsenal @ 1/8
Birmingham/Stoke Draw @ 11/5
Hull @ 7/5
Man City @ 1/3
Sunderland @ 21/20
Man Utd @ 4/9
Tottenham @ 11/8
Everton @ 23/20 --- Lost
Chelsea @ 1/2
Liverpool @ 2/5
£1.44 (strange amount, I know) gets me £444.65
Had one today, 20 teams, £1 stake return was 331, 948.13. I messed up on my sheet and carried on marking the second column instead of the third. But only 3 results let me down lol
Had one for european football on thursday, would have won £494 but somehow thought fulham were playing away and checked the wrong box.
Apart from that, i decided english football is not for me, so have most of my bets riding on the Bundesliga, Serie A and the dutch league.
Quote from: Panda INC on August 22, 2009, 11:36:31 AM
Accumulator 10 --- Strikethrough denotes games that have been played.
Arsenal @ 1/8
Birmingham/Stoke Draw @ 11/5
Hull @ 7/5
Man City @ 1/3
Sunderland @ 21/20
Man Utd @ 4/9
Tottenham @ 11/8
Everton @ 23/20 --- Lost
Chelsea @ 1/2
Liverpool @ 2/5
£1.44 (strange amount, I know) gets me £444.65
Unlucky mate.
I am going for it this weekend...
£15.00
Chelsea beat Burnley YES
Tottenham beat Birmingham YES
Man City beat Pompey
Boro beat Bristol City NO - CUNTS AND THATS BLOWN IT
Newcastle beat Leicester
Huddersfield beat Yeovil YES
Charlton beat Tramere YES
Celtic beat Hibs
Rangers beat Hamilton YES
Hearts beat St. Johnstone...
if it all comes in... £1,650.00
8 match bet for this weekend's internationals, teams I backed in bold.
Bulgaria v. Montenegro
Spain v. Belgium
Poland v. Northern Ireland
Cyprus v. Republic of Ireland
Hungary v. Sweden
Russia v. Liechtenstein
Armenia v. Bosnia
Azerbaijan v. Finland
£10 on the coupon pays me £329.90 if it comes up.
Charlton
Leeds
Gillingham
Norwich
Southampton
Notts County
Bury
return of £300.00 plus
haven't been home all day, but one of my accumulators paid off!!
Ok, so i only put a £1 on, and any other week would have been an awesome return, but this week was less than half decent.
Brighton
Carlisle
leeds
Huddersfield
Scotland
England
Ukraine
Russia
Croatia
returned me a grand total of........
£42.27
Ah well better than nothing
FUCK POLAND
That is all.
NFL bets week 1
Falcons
Saints
Bears
Patriots
Chargers
Eagles
Giants
Colts
all to win £10.00 on...potential £207 return
Football Bets
Cameroon beat Gabon
Czech beat San Marino
Lithuania beat Faore Islands
Belgium beat Armenia
Ukraine beat Belarus
Sweden beat Malta
Israel beat Luxembourg
Montengro beat Cyprus
Russia beat Wales
Italy beat Bulgaria
Holland beat Scotland
Spain beat Estonia
Saudia Arabia beat Bahrain
USA beat Trinidad and Tobago
all to win £10.00...potential £926.50
How much did you place on each match?
Im interested in this if it takes the lovely Canadian dollar.
I dont place on each match hence why its an accumulator mate :)
Fuck this accumulator already...international football is bent.
Liverpool
Chelsea
Boro
Newcastle
WBA
Palace
Leicester
Leeds
Charlton
Celtic
Rangers £15.00 on stake...£2,300 returns.
FInally got in on this this week.
1
Favre over Cutler (Pass Yrds)
Chelsea over Arsenal
Sunderland over Wigan
Burnley over West Ham
$5 on, $235 return
2
Favre over Cutler (pass Yrds)
Pats over Saints
Cards over Titans
Jags over 49ers
Panthers over Jets
Steelers over Ravens
$3 on, $1127.56 return
3
Favre over Cutler (Pass Yrds)
Saints over Pats (Locked Game)
Titans over Cards (Locked Game)
Dolphins over Bills
Jags over 49ers
Panthers over Jets
$2 on, $477.17 return
...fucking Burnley and Sunderland.
....shit the bed this week. Lets leave it at that.
FUCK VINCE YOUNG POTENTIALY COST ME 220 ENGLISH POUNDS!
29 Nov 2009 - Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals - Money Line
Cincinnati Bengals @ 1/8
29 Nov 2009 - Washington Redskins @ Philadelphia Eagles - Money Line
Philadelphia Eagles @ 1/5
29 Nov 2009 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Atlanta Falcons - Money Line
Atlanta Falcons @ 1/6
29 Nov 2009 - Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings - Money Line
Minnesota Vikings @ 1/6
29 Nov 2009 - Arizona Cardinals @ Tennessee Titans - Money Line
Arizona Cardinals @ 13/10
29 Nov 2009 - Kansas City Chiefs @ San Diego Chargers - Money Line
San Diego Chargers @ 1/8
29 Nov 2009 - Indianapolis Colts @ Houston Texans - Money Line
Indianapolis Colts @ 10/19
29 Nov 2009 - Carolina Panthers @ New York Jets - Money Line
New York Jets @ 10/17
01 Dec 2009 - New England Patriots @ New Orleans Saints - Money Line
New Orleans Saints @ 4/5
Stake : £10.00
QuoteAccumulator (10)06 Feb 2010 - Hull v Man City - 90 Minutes
Man City @ 8/11
06 Feb 2010 - Man Utd v Portsmouth - 90 Minutes
Man Utd @ 1/8
06 Feb 2010 - Sunderland v Wigan - 90 Minutes
Sunderland @ EVS
05 Feb 2010 - Newcastle v Cardiff - 90 Minutes
Newcastle @ 10/11
06 Feb 2010 - Nottingham Forest v Sheff Wed - 90 Minutes
Nottingham Forest @ 4/7
06 Feb 2010 - Hartlepool v Leeds - 90 Minutes
Leeds @ 7/10
06 Feb 2010 - St Mirren v Rangers - 90 Minutes
Rangers @ 1/3
07 Feb 2010 - Dunfermline v Celtic - 90 Minutes
Celtic @ 2/9
06 Feb 2010 - Hibernian v Montrose - 90 Minutes
Hibernian @ 1/12
06 Feb 2010 - Doncaster v Reading - 90 Minutes
Reading @ 2/1
Stake : £10.00
Estimated Returns : £1049.75
Celtic v Hibernian â€" 90 Minutes CELTIC WIN
Fulham v Wolves â€" 90 Minutes
Birmingham v Hull â€" 90 Minutes
Charlton v Norwich â€" 90 Minutes
Notts County v Morecambe â€" 90 Minutes
Sunderland v Burnley â€" 90 Minutes
Tottenham v Chelsea â€" 90 Minutes
St Johnstone v St Mirren â€" 90 Minutes
Hamilton v Kilmarnock â€" 90 Minutes
Aberdeen v Falkirk â€" 90 Minutes
5 pound stake return of 2,3000 pounds if it comes in.
For the derby I have gone
Park anytime scorer@ 7/2
Utd to win 2-0 @ 11/2
2.50 on both
Your accumulator sounds plausible, but I reckon Chelsea will fuck up and bugger you.
i was thinking of norwich winning the charlton match TBH
Well Park isnt even in the side, so much for internet sources lol. Thats 2.50 down the drain!
Looking like they're going to draw now anyway. Been a pretty uneventful game
Quote from: Ian on April 17, 2010, 08:34:51 AM
Well Park isnt even in the side, so much for internet sources lol. Thats 2.50 down the drain!
You usually get your money back if the player doesn't feature in the game
Quote from: Chunkay on April 17, 2010, 07:44:46 AM
Your accumulator sounds plausible, but I reckon Chelsea will fuck up and bugger you.
Chunks called it.
I am SAILING right now. Why are we (Spurs) so inconsistent? lol.
Spurs are like an anti-United.
Man U kickarse until they get shafted by a conference team in a cup (Southend, Coventry etc.)
Spurs fail until they are a total underdog.
basically everything went wrong for ian today...
norwich won (called it)
fulham fucked up at home again...
Aberdeen and Notts County got early leads and Celtic won as well thought it was looking good, plus I saw Birmingham and Fulham looked like they would win. Nevermind only a fiver lost.
Packers, Jets, Bengals, Falcons, Colts, Bears and Patriots all to win.
This week...
Packers, Jaguars, Bears, Falcons, Colts & Rams
return is £650.00 or about $1,000.00
THIS WEEKENDS BETS.
I've decided to have a punt this week...
7 Selections Chosen
1 Bolton v Tottenham (Backing Tottenham @ 2.32)
2 Birmingham v West Ham (Backing Birmingham @ 2)
3 Blackburn v Wigan (Backing The Draw @ 3.68)
4 Blackpool v Everton (Backing Everton @ 1.76)
5 Fulham v Aston Villa (Backing The Draw @ 3.26)
6 Man Utd v Wolves (Backing Man Utd @ 1.22)
7 Sunderland v Stoke (Backing Stoke @ 4.19)
£2 stake and if I win I'm looking at a grand!
Eagles, Vikings, Dolphins, Chiefs, Giants, Bears, Chargers, Saints and Falcons
10 pound on....150 back if they all win.
Arsenal
Spurs
Wolves
Chelsea
Man City all to win
Wigan and Stoke to draw
£2 to win £187
Cheeky go on the FA Cup
1 Birmingham v Coventry (Backing Birmingham @ 1.84)
2 Bolton v Wigan (Backing Bolton @ 1.55)
3 Burnley v Burton (Backing Burnley @ 1.29)
4 Sheff Wed v Hereford (Backing Sheff Wed @ 1.46)
5 Stevenage v Reading (Backing The Draw OR Reading @ 1.28)
6 Watford v Brighton (Backing The Draw @ 3.67)
7 Southampton v Man Utd (Backing Man Utd @ 1.53)
Total Backer's Stake: £2.00
Your total potential win: £77.34
fuck bolton and watford!
Millwall 10/3 against Coventry, considering chucking a tenner on that.
Got a normal bet on this week, but also thought it might be fun to put £1.00 on the premier league predictions seeing as its a special week of division 2 football. Estimated returns on that one...22, 000 pounds. lol.
Here is hoping at least one of these comes in!
1 Cheltenham v Barnet (Backing The Draw @ 3.43)
2 Crewe v Stevenage (Backing The Draw @ 3.3)
3 Gillingham v Bury (Backing Bury @ 3.48)
4 Hereford v Burton (Backing Hereford @ 2.32)
5 Lincoln v Chesterfield (Backing Chesterfield @ 2.52)
6 Morecambe v Oxford Utd (Backing Oxford Utd @ 2.97)
7 Stockport v Macclesfield (Backing The Draw @ 3.53)
8 Torquay v Southend (Backing Torquay @ 2.09)
2quid bet - 10grand return...
Birmingham
Stoke
Man U
Swansea
Reading
QPR
Bournemouth
Chelsea vs Everton Draw
£10 bet, £800 return. Bearing in mind I've gone for clear favourites in every game except Bournemouth and the draw
My only bet of the year, bar playing poker, is the Grand National which is on this afternoon.
So with that in mind here's my bets for the big race (all each way):
What a Friend @ 14/1 - £39 return.
Big Fella Thanks @ 16/1 - £44 return.
Hello Bud @ 28/1 - £74 return.
Quinz @ 16/1 - £44 return.
Haven't had a winner in the National for a few years so fingers crossed!!
Peace
Duckman
I've done;
Silver By Nature @ 12/1 - £96 return
What A Friend @ 15/1 (yes... i got better odds) £30
And Mother did
Big Fella Thanks @ 17/1
Ballabrigs @ 17/1
£2.50 each way on both, potential £55 return on both.
My tips are Silver By Nature and Quinz. I should've gone for Quinz, however he's one of the younger horses out of the top 10 favourites and I'm not sure about slapping money on a horse that may not make the whole circuit.
BLOODY MOTHER!
Neither of mine placed. Only thing I was right about was Quinz eventually running out of puff.
1 Juventus v Genoa (Backing Juventus @ 1.62)
2 Ajax v Groningen (Backing Ajax @ 1.35)
3 Hamilton v Rangers (Backing Rangers @ 1.26)
4 Rubin Kazan v Spartak Nalchik (Backing Rubin Kazan @ 1.46)
5 Fredericia v Hjorring (Backing Fredericia @ 1.75)
6 Lazio v Parma (Backing Lazio @ 1.8)
7 Dundee v Stirling (Backing Dundee @ 1.29)
8 PSV v Heerenveen (Backing PSV @ 1.29)
done a little 7 way to get my shrapnel out with a potential of 36 quid if all come in
1 CSKA Sofia v Slavia Sofia (Backing CSKA Sofia @ 1.37)
2 Istra v Dinamo Zagreb (Backing Dinamo Zagreb @ 1.4)
3 AC Milan v Sampdoria (Backing AC Milan @ 1.28)
4 Amkar v Zenit St Petersburg (Backing Zenit St Petersburg @ 1.61)
5 Aberdeen v Celtic (Backing Celtic @ 1.39)
6 NEC Nijmegen v Ajax (Backing Ajax @ 1.55)
7 B Munich v Leverkusen (Backing B Munich @ 2.01)
8 FC Basel v Grasshoppers Zurich (Backing FC Basel @ 1.41)
£2 to win £50
I'm pretty confident that Barca will be too much for United so I'm taking advantage of Paddypower's "money back" special. (If Barcelona win in normal time all first/last goalscorer bets are refunded)
£10 Messi to score first @ 4/1
£10 Iniesta to score first @ 12/1
£5 Maxwell to score first @ 50/1
Weekend bet on the tennis...
Fish bt Haase
Ferrer bt Beck
Tsonga bt Gonzalez
Lu bt Llodra
Malisse bt Melzer
Goerges bt Cibulkova
Doi bt Lisicki
Ivanovic bt Cetkovska
please! £2.50 bet will win me £550!
If Man Utd win, I'm winning 116 today!
Man City
Newcastle
Spurs
Liverpool
Arsenal
Chelsea
Man Utd
Fulham and West Brom to draw...
7/8 so far
Won 70 quid today betting on:
Utd
City
Villa
Dortmund
Leicester and Leeds all to win!
1 Arsenal v Stoke (Backing Arsenal @ 1.54)
2 Blackburn v Tottenham (Backing Tottenham @ 1.86)
3 QPR v Chelsea (Backing Chelsea @ 1.38)
4 Liverpool v Norwich (Backing Liverpool @ 1.3)
5 Wolves v Swansea (Backing Wolves @ 2)
6 Aston Villa v West Brom (Backing The Draw @ 3.26)
7 Bolton v Sunderland (Backing The Draw @ 3.22)
8 Newcastle v Wigan (Backing Newcastle @ 1.57)
3.20 to win £310
1 Blackburn v Swansea (Backing Swansea @ 3.5)
2 Man City v Norwich (Backing Man City @ 1.17)
3 QPR v West Brom (Backing QPR @ 2.27)
4 Tottenham v Bolton (Backing Tottenham @ 1.31)
5 Wigan v Arsenal (Backing Arsenal @ 1.56)
6 Aston Villa v Man Utd (Backing The Draw OR Man Utd @ 1.18)
7 Everton v Stoke (Backing The Draw @ 3.59)
8 Wolves v Sunderland (Backing The Draw @ 3.31)
8-Folds £2.00 to win £538.36
Won 15 quid at the weekend on Sunderland, Chelsea, Celtic, Juve, Milan, Roma and Lyon Winning.
Tonight
1 Caen v Marseille (Backing Marseille @ 1.8)
2 Lazio v Verona (Backing Lazio @ 1.5)
3 Malaga v Real Madrid (Backing Real Madrid @ 1.4)
4 Man City v Liverpool (Backing Man City @ 1.96)
5 Bursaspor v Sanliurfaspor (Backing Bursaspor @ 1.18)
6 Galatasaray v Adana Demirspor (Backing Galatasaray @ 1.1)
7 Luton v Stockport (Backing Luton @ 1.32)
8 Sheff Utd v Yeovil (Backing Sheff Utd @ 1.38)
£2 to win 50
Put a tenner on the mighty Palace too Adam!
Real and Man City to go...
Just Man City...
1 Chelsea v Blackburn (Backing Chelsea @ 1.31)
2 Man City v QPR (Backing Man City @ 1.11)
3 Norwich v Aston Villa (Backing Norwich @ 2.19)
4 Sunderland v Man Utd (Backing Man Utd @ 1.46)
5 Tottenham v Fulham (Backing Tottenham @ 1.39)
6 West Brom v Arsenal (Backing The Draw OR Arsenal @ 1.19)
7 Wigan v Wolves (Backing Wigan @ 1.59)
8 Everton v Newcastle (Backing The Draw @ 3.59)
Going for 7 out of 8 winning me something too but 8 out of 8 sees me scoop 60 quid for £2
EURO 2012 BETS:
QuotePortugal beats Denmark
Germany beats Denmark
Italy beats Croatia
Italy beats R.O.I.
Spain beats R.O.I.
England beats Sweden
10 quid on
QuoteHolland beats Denmark
Germany beats Portugal
4 quid on
QuoteGreece beats Poland
Russia beats Czech Republic
3 quid on
QuoteLong shot tournament winner:
Greece 66/1 - 3 quid on
QuoteMiddle of the row tournament winner:
Portugal 20/1 - 1.5 quid on
QuoteDecent chance tournament winner
Holland 13/2 - 5 quid on
QuoteTop Goal Scorer
Robin Van Persie 10/1 - 5 quid on
QuoteGroup Winners
Czech Republic
Holland
Spain
England
3.50 on
1 Poland v Greece - Poland
2 Russia v Czech Republic - Draw
3 Netherlands v Denmark - Netherlands
4 Germany v Portugal - Germany
5 Spain v Italy - Spain
6 Rep of Ireland v Croatia - Draw
7 France v England - Draw
8 Ukraine v Sweden - Draw
£2 to win 900...
Everton, Stoke, Cardiff, Juventus, Espanyol, Malaga, Lille, Toulouse to win... 2.50 to win 30. 5 still wins me something...
Feb Thirtyfirst, Amaury De Lusignan, General Ting, Time For Spring, Your Tepee Or Mine horses - £3 to win 150...
My mate has made a spreadsheet to try to calculate footy results. Averaging 7/10 per week at the moment, so I put on 1 accumulator per week using it. 7/10 gets me a small profit (7 fold 10 match accumulator). 10/10 would be a about 5 grand, 8 is about £150, 9 is about £500. Bet costs £12 (120 10p bets made up of singles,doubles, triples etc).
Aston Villa vs Man Utd
Southampton vs Swansea
Man City DRAW Tottenham
Newcastle DRAW West Ham
Reading DRAW Norwich
Wigan DRAW West Brom
Arsenal vs Fulham
Chelsea vs Liverpool
Everton vs Sunderland
Stoke vs QPR
Teams I am not going to go anywhere near with money this season - Everton, Arsenal, Fulham, Millwall, Derby, Palace (for obvious reasons, never bet on ya own team) and Bournemouth. Some of the most unpredictable teams in the football league.
got a tenner off the horses...
football not looking good
Couple of Sunday bets lined up. First the horses
1 Kempton 2nd Dec - 13:30 Backing: Henryville
2 Kempton 2nd Dec - 14:00 Backing: Free Thinking
3 Kempton 2nd Dec - 14:35 Backing: Pure Style
4 Kempton 2nd Dec - 15:05 Backing: Cousin Khee
5 Kempton 2nd Dec - 15:35 Backing: Cross Of Honour
6 Kempton 2nd Dec - 16:05 Backing: Dawn Commander
£2 to win £78
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And the football
Napoli, Inter, Lazio, Cardiff, Fiorentina, Norwich or a Draw, Wolfsburg, Marseille
£2 to win £50
Did a £2 accumulator on Sunday night with AC Milan, Inter Milan, Atalanta, Corinthians and Boca Juniors. £74 in the bag!
NFL WEEK 1 BET
Patriots
Colts
Bears
Steelers
Seahawks
Bucs
Dolphins
return: £158.90
Quote from: Trumpers on September 07, 2013, 07:59:14 AM
NFL WEEK 1 BET
Patriots
Colts
Bears
Steelers
Seahawks
Bucs
Dolphins
return: £158.90
A SERIOUS FUCK YOU TO THE ENTIRE PITTSBURGH STEELERS ORGANIZATION
Bucs lost too
Palace
Arsenal
Preston
York
Hearts
Dunfermline
Rangers
Albion
Bournemouth
Guiseley
All to win - £1 to win £25
I have also put on an outrageous 20p Horse racing bet today. 12 Horse accumulator. If all 12 win, I shall win just short of half a million....