Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[! JDM The Professional !]

[Oct 09 04:36:36] Kise:That may really push Matt over the edge.
[Oct 09 04:47:19] Kise:I came back online to say that I meant no pun by saying edge.
[Oct 09 04:47:28] Kise:tis all

This, given the fact a picture of Edge and Reby Sky was posted, made me fucking laugh!

[T-Bonizzle]

[Jun 18 20:49:16] T-Bonizzle:Russ is into Latinos
[Jun 18 20:49:17] pilsbery:it's not mine. It's the little green man fault
[Jun 18 20:50:19] T-Bonizzle:There's a tip for everyone in ET
[Jun 18 20:50:43] Russaholic:Be a latino?
[Jun 18 20:50:49] T-Bonizzle:Yes
[Jun 18 20:51:16] Russaholic:Well the only definite latinos in the game I know are Gary and Captain Josh. Frankly I'd rather go balls deep in a goat.
[Jun 18 20:51:49] MaskedLuchaLibre:I am Latino ... Mexican to be exact
[Jun 18 20:51:50] T-Bonizzle:There's another tip.
[Jun 18 20:52:00] T-Bonizzle:Be a goat
[Jun 18 20:52:06] MaskedLuchaLibre:but I am not a goat
[Jun 18 20:52:12] Russaholic:Diego de la Vega wins for being a latino!
[Jun 18 20:52:22] Russaholic:Daniel Bryan wins for being most goat-like!
[Jun 18 20:52:29] MaskedLuchaLibre:Arriba!!
[Jun 18 20:52:37] pilsbery:can't wait for the goodbye chants
[Jun 18 20:52:47] Russaholic:If we can find a latino goat, that's the new True Expert.
[Jun 18 20:52:59] domingo:Joaquin "el chivo" Blanco
[Jun 18 20:53:05] Russaholic:Big Johnny is my favourite.
[Jun 18 20:53:18] Russaholic:He needs to be on TV forever and ever amen.
[Jun 18 20:53:26] Chris Shields:I happen to have a goat brought from Mexico
[Jun 18 20:53:39] Russaholic:LOL, you're not winning Chris.
[Jun 18 20:53:51] Russaholic:But I'll pencil you in to come third in your group as a special favour.
[Jun 18 20:53:58] MaskedLuchaLibre:Do mormons believe in goats?
[Jun 18 20:54:02] Chris Shields:That's just wrong

[T-Bonizzle]

[Jun 23 17:33:02] Arkia Fisk:Som if you grope any part of me in route to beating me I will hunt you down!!
[Jun 23 17:33:21] Insomnia:Hahahahaha.
[Jun 23 17:33:30] Insomnia:A fiesty bitch. I like it. ^_^
[Jun 23 17:34:02] Insomnia:That'd imply you had something to grope, though...
[Jun 23 17:34:04] jagilki:Now look, Spoony just got fired for Rape jokes, you don't want to follow suit.
[Jun 23 17:34:05] Insomnia:D:
[Jun 23 17:34:07] T-Bonizzle:Now you definitely need to do it
[Jun 23 17:34:07] Arkia Fisk:the feistiest!
[Jun 23 17:34:40] Arkia Fisk:hahaha...trust there's more than enough cushion in all the pushing
[Jun 23 17:34:49] Insomnia:Hahaha
[Jun 23 17:34:49] Arkia Fisk:not store bought either
[Jun 23 17:35:02] jagilki:.......
[Jun 23 17:35:14] jagilki:guys.... AlexK might be present.
[Jun 23 17:35:23] Insomnia:Even if 'Som ends up wired up to an iron ling it'll be worth it. "I groped Arkia Fisk" has a nice ring to it.
[Jun 23 17:35:33] Insomnia:*lung
[Jun 23 17:35:34] T-Bonizzle:He needs to learn about adult things sometimes Jag
[Jun 23 17:35:40] jagilki:An Iron Ling?
[Jun 23 17:35:49] T-Bonizzle:You should put it in your sig som
[Jun 23 17:35:57] Insomnia:Yes, Jagiliki. I invented it.
[Jun 23 17:36:01] jagilki:Ohhhh I thought maybe that was some weird sex toy.
[Jun 23 17:36:10] Insomnia:Hahahaha.
[Jun 23 17:36:25] Insomnia:'Som vs. Arkia in a ballgag n' bullwhip match!
[Jun 23 17:36:37] Insomnia:just 'cause jagilki likes it
[Jun 23 17:36:42] Arkia Fisk:what OH GOD!
[Jun 23 17:37:04] jagilki:.......
[Jun 23 17:37:20] Insomnia:Hey, don't be so proud miss. I'd be lowering my standards quite a bit too!

[Hondo]

Jul 08 18:26:01] T-Bonizzle:Who is Mason Andrews?
[Jul 08 18:26:10] T-Bonizzle:Some random jobber they invited to play?
[Jul 08 18:26:11] JackHondo:Looks like Ernest Borgnine died
[Jul 08 18:26:34] jagilki:I wouldn't say Mason Andrews looks THAT bad Hondage.

[jagilki]

Chris Shields:I tested it out, I can get my leg up there and perform the move

[T-Bonizzle]

[Aug 19 20:18:26] Chris Shields:I tested it out, I can get my leg up there and perform the move

O.O

[Hondo]

[Oct 11 00:02:56] Tritch:well we got the minimum but i'd really like to fill the rest of the roles. so tell your friends
[Oct 11 00:36:52] Mike Powers:We're efedders. We don't have friends.

[jagilki]

[Oct 12 12:47:36] Mike Powers:It happens to every guy now and then. Just keep pumping away, and sooner or later you'll get there.
[Oct 12 12:47:40] Mike Powers:Nothing to be ashamed of.

[jagilki]

[Nov 11 22:58:37] Alex K:Daddy don't like that penis talk, it angers him.

[Ty]

[Nov 26 17:50:06] jagilki:BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
[Nov 26 17:50:24] jagilki:bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
[Nov 26 17:50:41] jagilki:BritneySpears14: Hey...
[Nov 26 17:50:58] jagilki: bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
[Nov 26 17:51:21] jagilki:BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
[Nov 26 17:51:36] jagilki:bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
[Nov 26 17:51:55] jagilki: BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
[Nov 26 17:52:08] JackHondo:and thats how Omegle started
[Nov 26 17:53:40] jagilki:BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
[Nov 26 17:54:21] jagilki:Later
[Nov 26 17:54:26] jagilki:BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
[Nov 26 17:54:41] jagilki: eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
[Nov 26 17:54:58] jagilki: BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
[Nov 26 17:55:17] jagilki:BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
[Nov 26 17:55:40] jagilki:eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
[Nov 26 17:56:08] jagilki:BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

[Ty]

The day hondo and jag naughty chatted in the chat box. I was creeped lol

[jagilki]

Hondo only had one shout......

[Ty]

...even creepier

[Hondo]

hard to type with one hand

[Rob]

My life is ruined.