Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[jagilki]

[Nov 29 20:24:19] Rob:My latest follower on twitter is a retirement home. What the fuck!

[Hondo]

[Dec 14 14:15:38] Judge:So quick poll, has everything seemed more responsive to you guys?
[Dec 14 14:16:28] jagilki:My penis seems to have more spring.

[Hondo]

[Dec 20 13:35:28] HarmonyFTW:One of the girls at work has had the last 2 days off sick with norovirus
[Dec 20 13:35:43] HarmonyFTW:She's coming back tomorrow, needless to say I'm steering clear of her, as much as I'm her friend haha
[Dec 20 13:36:08] jagilki:Jack Hondo is such a ladies Man, the Family Reunions are dangerous places to be.
[Dec 20 13:36:19] Chris Shields:Yea, fuck that bitch
[Dec 20 13:36:28] Chris Shields:Avoid her like the damn plague
[Dec 20 13:36:45] jagilki:....
[Dec 20 13:36:55] jagilki:You can't do both at the same time...........
[Dec 20 13:37:35] HarmonyFTW:My mum is still currently being "treated" for breast cancer, so god forbid she gets it cos her immune system still isn't brilliant
[Dec 20 13:37:42] Chris Shields:I meant, fuck in the proverbial sense, not the physical sense
[Dec 20 13:44:13] jagilki:Oh, so a typical Shields fuck then?
[Dec 20 13:46:03] jagilki:purely proverbial

[Hondo]

[Jan 20 23:53:12] T-Dungeon Master:No I forgot I got skipped a round
[Jan 21 09:49:54] Not Rob:You skipped around?
[Jan 21 10:26:02] T-Dungeon Master:There is a space between "a" and "round"
[Jan 21 10:49:32] JackHondo:then you spelled it wrong.
[Jan 21 10:53:14] Not Rob:Skipping around is more fun than skipping a round
[Jan 21 11:01:11] Chris Shields:That's just science

[Hondo]

[Jan 30 12:51:15] Marq:It's the lady birthday today, and her present? She wanted to watch the Royal Rumble last night, so we did.
[Jan 30 12:51:24] Marq:*lady's
[Jan 30 12:51:27] Not Rob:I would expect nothing less
[Jan 30 12:52:28] Black Death:so you gave her a royal rumble last night ... good job marq
[Jan 30 12:53:36] Black Death:so you made her feel good like billy bob Thornton
[Jan 30 12:56:34] JackHondo:...
[Jan 30 12:56:50] Not Rob:rofl
[Jan 30 12:58:23] Marq:Wow.

[Ty]

Today in the shout box, we were talking about e-wrestling. Its been a very long time since I saw that lol

[jagilki]

[Jan 31 21:36:26] GM Mike Powers:When a large black man asks you to sniff powder from his ass, you do so
[Jan 31 21:36:31] GM Mike Powers:Ask BD

[Zombie Gunn]

Good to know, lol

[Hondo]

Black Death [21|Feb 10:48 PM]:   damn it stoner took the man that I wanted

[Hondo]

LOL @ Bone's coincidental shout just as Jag shouts his. You'll know it when you see it.



jagilki [29|Mar 08:33 PM]:   I for one hope we get more Deadliest Catch commercials this year
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:34 PM]:   3MB vs. The Dues from Duck Dynasty in a Duck Call on a Pole match
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:34 PM]:   *Dudes
T-Dungeon Master [29|Mar 08:34 PM]:   The kid's mom in that Miz commerical is a cougar
jagilki [29|Mar 08:34 PM]:   I also secretly hope for Micke James to return and finger Trish's vag.
T-Dungeon Master [29|Mar 08:35 PM]:   BLACK HOLE SLAM
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:35 PM]:   HEYYOOOOH!!
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:35 PM]:   LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
jagilki [29|Mar 08:35 PM]:   I guess you could call it that.
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:35 PM]:   @ T-Bone's reply post
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:36 PM]:   ohmygod Im dying over here

[T-Bonizzle]

Took me awhile to figure out what you were laughing about.

[jagilki]

jagilki [27|Apr 08:09 PM]:   You can pray on your back?
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:11 PM]:   Sure, my ex did it a lot of times
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:13 PM]:   
jagilki [27|Apr 08:16 PM]:   "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God"?
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:19 PM]:   Yep
jagilki [27|Apr 08:21 PM]:   So, did you at least beat the other guy up before breaking up with her?
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:23 PM]:   What other guy?
jagilki [27|Apr 08:25 PM]:   The one making her say "Oh God".
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:25 PM]:   There was no guy
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:25 PM]:   She was by herself praying
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:26 PM]:   Pretty much every time I'd come back from work
Stonerman [27|Apr 08:26 PM]:   By herself eh? Knew you couldn't have anything to do with it.
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:27 PM]:   She said "Oh God" plenty of times for me, but it damn sure wasn't praying
PapaPancho [27|Apr 08:28 PM]:   oh god i cant even feel it
PapaPancho [27|Apr 08:28 PM]:   oh god i cant even see it
PapaPancho [27|Apr 08:28 PM]:   oh god why couldnt you be more like black death

[Cory]

^

ha

[Rob.B]

Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:14 AM]:   That video is funny for about the first 20 - 30 seconds, but after that it's just annoying
jagilki [25|Jun 11:17 AM]:   so, it's like sex with you
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:21 AM]:   Switch out funny with amazing, and then, yes
JackHondo [25|Jun 11:30 AM]:   switch amazing out with kinda gross and I think we've got a winner.
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:31 AM]:   Why don't you ask your mother how gross it was
JackHondo [25|Jun 11:32 AM]:   She said it was pretty bad. Especially the crying afterwards. She was also confused as to why you needed the pacifier to go to sleep afterwards.
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:38 AM]:   She said she wouldn't mention that
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:38 AM]:   THAT BITCH!
jagilki [25|Jun 11:39 AM]:   no matter how you slice it. It's still 20-30 seconds before it's annoying.
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:40 AM]:   Like I care

[RickRampage]

[Dec 20 13:35:28] HarmonyFTW:One of the girls at work has had the last 2 days off sick with norovirus
[Dec 20 13:35:43] HarmonyFTW:She's coming back tomorrow, needless to say I'm steering clear of her, as much as I'm her friend haha
[Dec 20 13:36:08] jagilki:Jack Hondo is such a ladies Man, the Family Reunions are dangerous places to be.
[Dec 20 13:36:19] Chris Shields:Yea, fuck that bitch
[Dec 20 13:36:28] Chris Shields:Avoid her like the damn plague
[Dec 20 13:36:45] jagilki:....
[Dec 20 13:36:55] jagilki:You can't do both at the same time...........
[Dec 20 13:37:35] HarmonyFTW:My mum is still currently being "treated" for breast cancer, so god forbid she gets it cos her immune system still isn't brilliant
[Dec 20 13:37:42] Chris Shields:I meant, fuck in the proverbial sense, not the physical sense
[Dec 20 13:44:13] jagilki:Oh, so a typical Shields fuck then?
[Dec 20 13:46:03] jagilki:purely proverbial

Just want to put this out there, the only way she could give you norovirus is by not cleaning her hands after she poops and then touches your food. Otherwise, norovirus isn't contagious. It takes a very specific occurrence of events for someone to contract norovirus. Lesson of this story, don't eat poopy food.