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FBL Analytics Season 12

Time for Pre-Season Team Grades! Just remember FBL-Universe, this column came first and all the others are just copycats! We're gonna spice it up a little bit this year. We spent hundreds of man-hours to compile these following analysis and while I personally made a lot of money, our interns were unpaid.

First off, the empirical list of draft grades. I slaved over a room for of interns to get this done. Commissioner Trumps needs to stop adding teams! Can you believe when I started this there was only 10 teams? I should get a bigger commission. (and I do!)

Kentucky - 2.81
Las Vegas - 2.66
Puerto Rico - 2.65
Virginia - 2.63
Anchorage - 2.56
Texas - 2.50
Mississippi - 2.47
Seattle - 2.41
Roswell - 2.41
Montana - 2.34
Providence - 2.31
Tampa Bay - 2.31
Hollywood - 2.28
Boston - 2.25
San Diego - 2.19
Boise - 2.16
Birmingham - 2.16
Wyoming - 2.16
Honolulu - 2.09
Pittsburgh - 2.06

Compared to Season 11, the league average is basically the same. At 2.37 this year it's statistically the same as last year's 2.38.  Which is good news for the league, that means the level of play this year won't get worse. Get those ticket sales going!

Kentucky now has the best team statistically ever assembled scoring 2.81. This beats Puerto Rico from Season 10 and Texas from Season 8. No team even comes close making the World Champions heavy favorites. But...the favorites have never won the Championship before so I'd caution the parties that are happening all over Kentucky right now. But without Marcus Wear dragging Puerto Rico down, and he's dragging them down far, Puerto Rico has the best 7-man roster in the league by a long shot. For the season league year in a row, Pittsburgh is the worst team that has been put together. And for the 7th season in a row, the East is statistically tougher than the west. Mississippi who sits 5th in the East, missing the playoffs, would be sitting 3rd and making the playoffs in the West.

Now we're gonna go team by team and briefly talk about each one.

#1 Kentucky - Kentucky tops the league with perhaps the best team set on paper. Season 12 is Kentucky's to lose. But if Kentucky can win again they'll pass Seattle and Las Vegas with 4 Championships to their franchise. Still this may be Kentucky's last shot for awhile. It's likely GM Hondo will have to restructure the team for next season. Winning Championships comes with a price, and that price is MONEY. Prediction: Wins the East.

#2 Las Vegas - After spending a year outside the playoffs for the first time in team history, GM Dorling came in last season and made Las Vegas a playoff team once again. Las Vegas remains unchanged, and compared to last year is about the same. Still, Vegas is an aging team fielding the oldest team in the league. Like Kentucky this might be the last chance Vegas has at a Championship before Dorling will be forced to make some tough decisions. Rumors surrounding Eddie Lights retiring are starting to gain traction. Prediction: Wins the West.

#3 Puerto Rico - Puerto Rico did something extraordinary in Season 10, keeping the FBL Championship away from the dynasties of the FBL and looking to continue what Virginia started the season before. It was not meant to be. Puerto Rico comes back this season looking better than ever, as GM Justin managed to coax Larry Stevens out of retirement to have the future Hall of Famer chase a ring one more time. Stevens reentry in the league makes him an early pre-season pick as 6th man of the year. But like Kentucky GM Justin might have some money problems next season, so their time has to be now. Prediction: Conference Finals.

#4 Virginia - The best four teams in the league jockey for position, but under GM Jon Virginia missed the playoffs for the first time in team history. Despite team stars Hallmark and Danberry, the supporting cast around them is pretty average. If there is any team in danger of collapsing it's GM Shields' Colonials. The East is getting tougher around them and Virginia is largely staying the same. Prediction: Makes the playoffs.

#5 Anchorage - Rebel's Glaciers have the distinction of being the most improved team compared to last season. They've improved in all areas and look to be a tough shutdown defensive team. Plus, Rebel's love affair with Gary Boldeer gets to blossom once again. Prediction: Conference Finals.

#6 Texas - Texas remains largely unchanged from last season. GM Strike has largely kept his core from last season intact. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your point of view all of Texas' success or failures is on the shoulders of JJ Rogers because there is no one else. Prediction: Makes playoffs.

#7 Mississippi - Mike Powers essentially brings last year's Boise team to Mississippi with one exception, Krease McCool. So we're comparing this team to Boise last year and there is much improvement. If there is one team on the outside looking to break in, it's Mississippi. Prediction: Challenge for playoffs.

#8 Seattle - Seattle made another finals appearances last season, surprising many analytics fans, as they statistically had one of the least talented team, as evidence by GM Domingo parting ways with 4 players. Still, Seattle improved immensely with its new players and shoots up the rankings. Now it's just a matter of the rest of the west being better than not. With no true 'superstar' players on the team and plenty of cap space, Seattle is certainly on the rise and if not this season, next season they could start getting Championships again. Prediction: Makes playoffs.

#9 Roswell - Roswell regresses a little bit this season compared to last. Roswell is another team in this league that seems to exceed expectations with no true 'superstar' player on the team. They've got some solid players like Martin and Rivers, but then they've got some questionable players like Brown and Ferndale. With the West really close at the 3rd and 4th place positions, Roswell could find themselves out if they can't shore up their obvious holes. Prediction: Challenges for Playoffs.

#10 Montana - The Bears have had a lot of success these past few seasons. They take a small step back this season because their bench isn't as strong as it was in season's past. Montana still has a pension to dominate other teams as Dallas and Fraizer are point for point the best big man pair in the league, and Montana will need to ride them. Prediction: Makes the Playoffs.

#11 Providence - Providence slots in here in the middle of the pack like last season. Providence really hasn't improved enough to break into the upper crust of the East, and compared to last year might not as be good. Providence continues to have holes in all positions not occupied by Cunningham and Apollo. Prediction: Finishes .500

#12 Tampa Bay - Tampa Bay comes in this season on the cusp of something that could work in the future. GM Cory has finally given Leighton Lee players he can pass the ball to. Still, mediocre defense and a mediocre bench and some unproven coaching will probably keep Tampa Bay away from the playoffs, though they may end up being better off than Providence when the season ends.  Prediction: Finishes .500

#13 Hollywood - In an effort to improve the team GM Jen might have set Hollywood backwards. While Hollywood has some young talent and the ability to score, they continue to be haunted by their height issues and has bet the farm on a young PG to fill the hole Maverick Peters left at SG. Prediction: Finishes .500

#14 Boston - Boston has by far been the team that has regressed the most from Season 11, and that's a loaded thing to say considering they finished last in the East. Still GM Stoner intends to field six rookies and while there are some talented guys which inflates their grade, the lack of discipline and experience is going to cause the team to struggle. Prediction: Finish Bottom of Division.

#15 San Diego - GM Jon's attempt at building his own team has made San Diego statistically better of the two expansion teams, though not by much. San Diego features a future superstar in Cam Drake, who is surrounded by a bunch of role players and a less than mediocre bench. Still with the relative weakness of the West San Diego has the potential to preform above where they should. Prediction: Finishes .500

#16 Boise - The next three teams are nearly identical and only the strength of their coaching separates them. GM TyTy has basically taken his Mississippi team to Boise in a complete swap with GM Powers. In compared to last season Boise takes a step back. And while this team had some early success as the Steamers, they struggled once the rest of the league got together. Boise has the opportunity to break even but not much else. Prediction: Finishes under .500

#17 Birmingham - The other expansion team, GM Bone has put together a team that has a starting line-up that can do their jobs, but a bench that is mediocre at best. This team probably more than any other team is average at just about everything and will struggle against teams that can either score in bunches or shut down the side. If not for the East being so tough they might have fared better out West. Prediction: Finishes under .500

#18 Wyoming - Once again not much changes in Wyoming from last season. While Wyoming fields three good players in Mason, McCarty, and Kurtz, the lack of talent around them completely drags this team down. Coupled with some unproven coaching and a slightly insane GM, Wyoming is in trouble. GM Death will probably have to rebuild this team next season because he doesn't have the budget to continue to afford these high contracts. Prediction: Bottom of the Division.

#19 Honolulu - GM Franchise might be singing his praises that he didn't put together the statistically worst team in the league in his return to the FBL. Franchise has mixed some of his old tricks with a few good decisions. Bringing in Kolo Rolo was smart, and if he can start rebuilding his image in the FBL he might be able to start building Honolulu. They'll probably bottom out the league but as long as he starts learning from his mistakes maybe Honolulu can...nope, I can't finish that sentence and hope to keep any credibility I have as an analyzer. Prediction: Bottom of the Division.

#20 Pittsburgh - For the 2nd season in a row GM Libre has assembled the worst team in the league statistically, though they may be better off than Honolulu. Still Pittsburgh suffers with the inability of having anyone who can score points on a consistent basis and in bunches. They will definitely struggle this season and until Pittsburgh can get some players with the ability to score they won't do well. Prediction: Bottom of the Division.

Off the broken fingers of interns and such we are done. Thanks for tuning in and stuff.

Yeah would be nice to ask before you starting creating threads...

Quote from: Trumpers on March 29, 2013, 07:52:55 AM
Yeah would be nice to ask before you starting creating threads...

Well poo on you too.

:)

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Lucky 7: Rookie Breakdown Week 1

So, as part of my anger management rehabilitation I have been advised to part-take in the growing number of "editorials" done by other GM's in the FBL to better show those in the FBL that I'm working on being a level-headed general manager and that I can interact with YOU, the FBL fans.

With that being said, I was asked to breakdown the rookies that I thought best showcased their talents week one here in the FBL, and who better to talk about rookies than the best drafting GM in the game. I've had my failures in prospects as has every GM, but no one has hit more "home-runs" than myself. Hate to toot my own horn, but toot toot. Season 6 I took James Cross who thought we had issues, a fantastic PG for Virginia now, I drafted Hans Stimar in Season 7 who was over-looked by everyone and was a steal and darkhorse ROTY, Season 8 you guys were lucky I didn't have any picks, Season 9 Troy Marshall when everyone told me to take Ty Williams, now Troy is the best player in the league, Dave Kradle in the same draft was 6th man of the year and I got him in the 2nd round, Season 10 was the worst draft everyone had no-one outside of the top 5 was worth a damn, Season 11 I traded up to get Reggie Jones who over-looked by many finished 2nd in ROTY voting, and this season look who did it again? Malcolm Hayes ladies and gentleman.

Now that i've ran out of breathe tooting my own horn, lets look at my Lucky 7 rookies of week 1.

First we'll start with the #1 overall pick Cam Drake out in San Diego.
v/s Glaciers: 16pts, 3rb, 7ast, 0blk, 1st
v/s Wolves: 18pts, 2rb, 8ast, 0blk, 2stl

-- Very good opening week for the Duke product. Against the Glaciers intimidating defense he still managed a fantastic stat line, and showed why he was the 1st overall pick. For a rookie to have that type of game v/s guys like Chachenko and Huir damn. Against the wolves I would have expected a LITTLE more but that was a close game and he still produced....Drake is going to be a top 5 PG in the league for years to come. I'm just glad I have his assistant from Duke on my staff to help me slow him down.

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Next up we have Leon Dreams, the #2 pick in the draft playing for the Green Hornets. We played him this week and he's a very dangerous player. Its a shame the team around him is lacking, but GM Bone outside of his terrorist antics is a smart GM in my book and will have that franchise turned around in a season or two. Now lets look at his stat line against us and the Blades.

v/s Blades: 14pts, 12rb, 0ast, 0blk, 0stl
v/s Dragons: 14pts, 9rb, 0ast, 1blk, 0stl

Its hard to judge Leon just because of the team around him....but scoring big men are a dime a dozen in the FBL and I think GM Bone got himself a franchise player. If he can keep Dreams happy, then Birmingham's dream of not finishing last this season stays alive.

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Bringing us to the #3 overall pick, Sy Rogers for the Boise Spuds. I really liked Sy in this draft and I think after a season or two of him maturing into this league and Boise continuing to add talent his play will grow, much like the franchise. Now lets look at his stat line

v/s Stars: 17pts, 2rb, 1ast, 0blk, 0stl
v/s Aliens: 18pts, 1rb, 2ast, 0blk, 0stl

Again, top 3 pick numbers here. All of the high drafted guys don't have "draft bust" tag hanging over their heads. Spuds are still a developing franchise and the Stars and especially the Aliens aren't two push-over teams in this league and he managed a fantastic first week. Much like Dreams tho, I think the lack of talent around him will hinder his development a bit, Rogers isn't a guy who can really be the main face of a franchise just yet, but give him a season or two....

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Next up we'll talk about Washington Owens. A little under the radar coming into the draft, and GM Stoner got himself one hell of a player judging from week 1. Lets look at the stat line:

v/s Diamonds: 16pts, 1rb, 9ast, 0blk, 1stl
v/s Hayseeds: 12pts, 2rb, 18ast, 0blk, 2stl

The first game against the Diamonds was a really good showing, but damn....18 assists against the Hayseeds? That game was crazy enough, the fact that Owens was able to dish the rock to his teammates..erm, Blair Smith, was impressive. Everyone thought it was Owens and Holly, but its all about Owens and Smith. I look forward to our matchup with the Bells this season, but to see how our 3 headed serpent can match up with Owens and Smith. But I was VERY impressed with Owens.

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Ok, now everyone knows about Tim McDonald right? For a Blades team that I can't really define as a "good" or "bad" team on paper, McDonald looks to be a steal for GM Libre. Lets look at the stats:

v/s Green Hornets: 14pts, 3rb, 4ast, 0blk, 1stl
v/s Stallions: 15pts, 5rb, 6ast, 0blk, 2stl

Well look at that? Pretty impressive for a guy who was pretty much overlooked, including myself. The LSU product is playing with a little chip on his shoulder this season, and if McDonald and Jackson can continue to perform, the Blades MAY upset some of the more competitive teams here in the FBL. In a 6th man role at that.... GM Libre may want to look at getting him starting minutes.

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Next, CC Ale of the Seattle Toppers. I swear GM Domingo hacked into my business phone, stealing Vernon Nelson out right from under me, and taking CC Ale. If Malcolm Hayes was taken before we were on the clock, CC Ale was our number two pick. A steal in this draft, lets look at his stat line:

v/s Aliens: 11pts, 1rb, 5ast, 0blk, 2stl
v/s Glaciers: 14pts, 3rb, 5ast, 0blk, 3stl

Seattles 6th man played huge this week against two tough teams here in the FBL. I can tell who I like more between him and McDonald after week 1, but I look forward to seeing these guys battle every week for the tag of "best rookie 6th man". Ale has a bright future ahead of him and can pick up tips from Chico and Harding.

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Finally, we're onto my project....the steal of the draft Malcolm Hayes. I knew teams we're going to overlook him because hes out of a smaller college in Washington....but doesnt a player from a small college who turned out to be an amazing rookie talent ring a bell? *cough* Dave Kradle *cough*. Hayes and the "3 headed serpent" here in Tampa better have the league on watch. Lets admire this stat lines:

v/s Stallions: 18pts, 1rb, 5ast, 0blk, 1stl
v/s Green Hornets: 26pts, 4rb, 3ast, 2blk, 2stl

Damn, do I know how to pick them or what? Hayes/Jones/Lee is only going to get stronger and stronger, and with Coach Maurice Mays pulling the strings....we're going to set the league on fire. I think Hayes v/s Green Hornets and Washington Owens v/s Hayseeds were the two dominate performances of week 1 and here are the rankings after the first week, taking from week 1 averages for my "Lucky 7" rookies.

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Points:
1. Malcolm Hayes (Dragons) 22pts
2. Cam Drake (Seagulls) 17.5pts
2. Sy Rogers (Spuds) 17.5pts
4. Tim McDonald (Blades) 14.5pts
5. Washington Owens (Bells) 14pts
5. Leon Dreams (Green Hornets) 14pts

Rebounds:
1. Leon Dreams (Green Hornets) 10.5rbs
2. Tim McDonald (Blades) 4rbs
3. Malcolm Hayes (Dragons) 2.5rbs
3. Cam Drake (Seagulls) 2.5rbs
5. CC Ale (Toppers) 2rbs

Assists:
1. Washington Owens (Bells) 13.5ast
2. Cam Drake (Seagulls) 7.5ast
3. CC Ale (Toppers) 5ast
4. Tim McDonald (Blades) 5ast
5. Malcolm Hayes (Dragons) 4ast

Blocks:
1. Malcolm Hayes (Dragons) 1blk
2. Leon Dreams (Green Hornets) 0.5blk
3. N/A
4. N/A
5. N/A

Steals:
1. CC Ale (Toppers) 2.5stl
2. Washington Owens (Bells) 1.5stl
2. Malcolm Hayes (Dragons) 1.5stl
2. Tim McDonald (Blades) 1.5stl
5. N/A

You can form your own opinion on who had the best overall performance, but I think this year will be the closest rookie of the year race in FBL history.

Best of FBL: Shooting Guards
Season 12

1. Eddie Lights (Las Vegas Aces) - Composite Score: 15.4
2. Joe Harding (Seattle Toppers) - Composite Score: 15.3
3. Krease McCool (Mississippi Steamers) - Composite Score: 14.6
4. Damore Richards (Puerto Rico Waves) - Composite Score: 13.9
5. Mason Griffin (Wyoming Timberwolves) - Composite Score: 13.1
6. Blair Smith (Boston Bells) - Composite Score: 10.3
7. Sunshine Stream (Hollywood Stars) - Composite Score: 9.8
7. Thomas Morgan (Kentucky Hayseeds) - Composite Score: 9.8
9. Sean Rivers (Roswell Aliens) - Composite Score: 9.6
10. Bolak Huir (Anchorage Glaciers) - Composite Score: 8.7

Much like the PG position, there aren't a whole lot of surprises near the top.  Harding is pushing Eddie Lights for the top SG in all of the FBL, and it's only a matter of time, IMO.  Krease McCool is on the up-and-up, however, I'd imagine the revolving door at the GM position has really hurt his development.  Richards, Griffin and Smith are guys who can really score, meanwhile, guys like Morgan and Rivers are steady, if not unspectacular.  I was surprised to see Sunshine get a spot in the top-10 due to his conditioning issues, but he really proved his worth.

I think in these types of rankings, guys like Bolak Huir and Kolo Rolo really are undervalued.  There isn't any way to effectively measure either one because of their defensive prowess. 

The next five went like this - Chi Chi Gonzalez (Virginia: 8.4, Miles Peters (Texas; 8.4), Michael Free (San Diego; 7.2), Kolo Rolo (Honolulu; 6.5), and Michael Gray (Pittsburgh; 6.5).

Once again, I didn't include rookies.  There are essentially only two guys I can see cracking this list over the next few seasons: Sy Rogers of Boise and Malcolm Hayes of Tampa Bay.  Both guys have the potential to land in the top-10, with some saying that Hayes might have been the steal of the draft.  Rogers seems like he has some natural leadership ability, with reports coming out last week that he's trying to ease his way in to the limelight, rather than taking over the helm from day one.

Among back-up SG's, San Diego's Paul Wheeter (2.7) and Seattle's Kris Keys (2.9) finished with the worst overall scores in our analysis.  Wheeter is San Diego's second player to finish near the bottom of our lists.


Finally, here's how we'd rank the SG's of the FBL in tiers:

Tier 1
Eddie Lights - Las Vegas
Joe Harding - Seattle
Krease McCool - Mississippi

Tier 2
Damore Richards - Puerto Rico
Mason Griffin - Wyoming
Blair Smith - Boston

Tier 3
Sunshine Stream - Hollywood
Thomas Morgan - Kentucky
Sean Rivers - Roswell
Bolak Huir - Anchorage
Malcolm Hayes - Tampa Bay
Chi Chi Gonzalez - Virginia
Miles Peters - Texas

Tier 4
Sy Rogers - Boise
Michael Free - San Diego
Kolo Rolo - Honolulu
Micah Grey - Pittsburgh
Billy Russell - Montana
Malik George - Birmingham

Tier 5
Randy Ferndale - Roswell
Roy Ferndale - Montana
Paul Wheeter - San Diego

FBL Franchised, The Return

It's back, folks. GM Franchise here with some FBL Franchised. This isn't going to be the longest or best edition because I've got things to attend to. I've got players having mental trauma from being stupid. I've got my star player, one of the league's defensive maestros wanting to bolt from the team. I STILL haven't won a game either. Anyway let's get down to it.

-The Superleague now has teams in Toronto and Montral. I heard one is quiffy and the other wants a little bit of Rolo.

--Looks like there's a new Prince in Boise but I think they won't lose much Flash. I think Davis was partying and will lose his starting job to Prince. However GM TyTy might be in deeper shit than I was when I was there with his interviews. I heard my old boss Pu Ta To isn't happy. But then again he rarely is...

-Melvin Smarts doesn't like what he sees in Wyoming. Then again neither do the Germans with DaKool Fox being around. Fox is single handedly destroying this team in my opinion.

-The Aces are still rolling as are Lights and Shack. However how much longer can it last? Only time will tell.

-The Glaciers are the best defensive team in the league, sure, but they'll need more scoring to win a title. They did hold my team to 34 points but then again that's a Franchise team so...are you really surprised by that? I think not.

--My team is falling apart. Country Sampson almost fell into a volcano. Add to it my star player Kolo Rolo wants to leave for the Superleague, my team can't shoot for shit, and my coaches are...questionable. Yeah, I got problems but not as much as a few others despite the shit team.

-San Diego showed improvement without Fon LeBeuf under Gene Oakenfunk and with the rejuvenated Matt Foster. This is a team to watch.

-The Seeds are still a top level team but Jay Chill has seemingly been the headline for the Seeds news in the past two seasons. I can see why but yet I can't at the same time. He's a good player but not a spectacular one which might be why. Just a thought I had on this.

-Tim McDonald and the Blades are surprising people. With some teams out East falling apart the Blades might be an outside playoff contender.

-El Stingo isn't happy with GM Bone. This is not a good development at all. The fact El Stingo is pissed this early in a season and the coach is leaving doesn't bode well for Bone's future. I'm shocked at how bad this team is doing especially this past week. Hope things get better for them despite the fact that El Stingo ripped into me before I got hired in Honolulu.

-I LOVE JJ Rogers attitude. He has the right idea about how to look at this week and about the season. Looking forward to seeing how well this team does going forward.

Blair Smith wants out of Boston and his benching isn't going to go over well. Lot of turmoil in Boston right now. The fact the fans are picketing isn't good for the team. I've had that happen to me...more than once. Just saying.

-After seeing how the Steamers are doing with the bench revolt and the one win, I'm thinking GM Powers and company should've stayed out West. TOTALLY different team this season. At least the bench guys are making a stand for what they believe in but this team is screwed long term if the bench doesn't play.

-The Colonials are falling apart thanks to Duke Briscoe, Cross, and Chi Chi to the point where even Danberry is questioning the focus of the team which has never happened. They need to turn it around and fast to be competitive out East in my opinion.

-Djem Maluka's retirement and the fans reaction to is it well deserved. Like what is going on in Puerto Rico right now.

-The Dragons are the team watch out East. They have a dangerous line up and one of the best coaches in the league. They have really turned it around under GM Cory after near disaster earlier in his tenure with the team.

-Davis Newton was caught buying hookers and is threatening to reveal other players who have done the same. This should be fun to watch. Also Scott Cunningham is looking toward the Superleague. In other news their coach is back which should make them fun to watch again.

-The Aliens are looking good overall and Cal Roberts is exuding more sex appeal than Felix Johnson. Roberts is going to be a force in the FBL for a long time to come at this rate.

-Vernon Nelson got his ankle ran over by a slow moving truck. Truck...Truck? Yeah, obvious who did it. This is a disaster waiting to happen for GM Domingo. In fact, it already is considering the team lacks depth at PF and C. Not good for them long term.

-Sunshine Stream's first acting gig is in Canada. If I were GM Jen I'd be looking more into that considering there are two new Superleague teams in Canada and he might want to jump ship. Walls too. Just something to think about going forward.

-Rekov's home was burnt to the ground and I feel there's some Twin Magic involved because, let's face it. This is CLASSIC TWINS if you know what I mean. Bears are playing very good right now but they now have to deal with this.

Now to analyze the league, it seems like there's top level teams and bottom level teams. The only middle teams are the Gulls and the Blades. Everyone else is either good or a total mess. Several teams are a man down, some have management heat, and others are having player revolts. Right now the top of the league is the Aces, Seeds, Stallions, Waves, Dragons, Aliens, Stars, Bears, and Glaciers. The middle teams are the Gulls and Blades. The bottom teams are Wolves, Spuds, Toppers, Diamonds, Colonials, Bells, Steamers, Volcanoes, and Greenhornets. That's all for now.

POST WEEK 3 AWARD WATCH

MVP

1. Troy Marshall (Puerto Rico)
2. Redford Shack (Las Vegas)
3. JJ Rogers (Texas)
4. Kamil Bennett (Kentucky)
5. Scott Cunningham (Providence)

Defensive POTY

1. Mutu Mukwaza (Pittsburgh)
2. Bolak Huir (Anchorage)
3. Djem Maluka (Puerto Rico)
4. Lucic Chachenko (Anchorage)
5. Dennis Reigns (Mississippi)

6th Man
1. Tim McDonald (Pittsburgh)
2. Sunshine Stream (Hollywood)
3. Massimo Torre (Texas)
4. Pablo Hurtado (Birmingham)
5. James Cross (Virginia)

Rookie of the Year
1. Cam Drake (San Diego)
2. Tim McDonald (Pittsburgh)
3. Malcolm Hayes (Tampa Bay)
4. Sy Rogers (Boise)
5. Washington Owens (Boston)

FBL-A-Palooza XIX: The Expansion Era V Edition
"The Superleague made us do it..."
By "That Strike Guy" on June 11, 2013


Good lord, it's been a while since we've last tangled with one of these. As usual in the world of the FBL, a lot of crazy things have happened: terrorists who really aren't terrorists bombing an entire new franchise in the Deep South (not literally), the Closeness Twins escaping jail, Vernon Nelson vs. Monster Trucks, CANADIAN BASKETBALL TEAMS!!!!, GM Jen caving in to public opinion, the Bells and TIT nearly interacting with one another before Blair Smith lost his smile, the East becoming the epic nightmare esque struggle for power it was predicted to become (with the West quietly continuing to be just as competitive), Kamil Bennett and Troy Marshall doing their best renditions of passive-aggressive combat, Marcus Wear meeting his Church of Biology makers, a Steamers bench that refuses to be moved from their seats, the Anchorage Glaciers becoming the new members of the Night's Watch and the fact Primo Pancho and I talk way too much wrestling for own goods.

And that's just scratching the tip of the iceberg. Therefore, we're quite overdue for some FBL Mailbag goodness. Of course, as always, these are actual e-mails from completely fictional (and delusional) readers.


Q: "It's around the 'I haven't written a Mailbag in a few months and would rather respond to e-mails than write a legitimate FBL column' time for you. Here's a question that needs a wider audience: Sausage-fest is to clambake as cock-block is to..."
—Christina, Buffalo, NY

TSG: First, you know me too well. Second, that's an easy answer, but probably offensive...which means I'm totally answering it here. The female equivalent of a cock block is a "boxout." Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger.

Q: "I am starting to get concerned with some of my favorite FBL players either getting signed by Europe or rumored to. How is Commissioner Trumps going to fix this?"
- Harry, Tuscaloosa, AL

TSG: ...Haaaaave you heard about the new Expansion initiative? I mean, we've got new teams coming in Season 13 in Colorado (right where my alma mater is at in Boulder...go Buffs, screw you hippies), Bismarck, Baton Rouge and Portsmouth? Yeah, sure, the Superleague and whatnot are doing their own expansion with two teams that reside in Canada, but hey...let's face it, the travel time between Canada to Barcelona, Madrid, Milan and London has got to be something to consider. I mean, talk about a pain in the ass. Plus all the amount of money these teams probably have to invest in travel...then count in the time zones to boot.

And that's without mentioning the fact that the Commish has mentioned possibly adding in protective measures to make sure players don't skip out on their contracts come Season 14.

Q: "Who do you think has the best chance to knock the Seeds off their throne, so to speak?"
—Marcus, Paducah, KY

TSG: Really, if you look at the other top three teams in the East right now in the Dragons, Waves and Stallions...all three have a shot. Some are better match-ups against the Hayseeds than others, but all three are feasibly capable of doing so – well, if their GMs can keep the ship steady over the next few weeks. Between Maurice Mays going MIA, McLoo getting criticism for his benching of stars in the middle of the season and JJ Rogers reportedly not being pleased with some shenanigans in Texas over the past two weeks...well...who knows? Perhaps the Seeds could have a clear shot at another FBL Finals berth.

"How many teams will contact BD about Kurtz?"
—Cori, Tampa, FL

"Who is the front runner for acquiring Andreas Kurtz via a trade?"
—Frank, Casper, WY

TSG: Andreas Kurtz has become a pretty hot topic after his declaration that he wants out of Wyoming after the end of this season – and doing so in a rather polite manner too, given that he's been played in a position where he doesn't fit since day one by a lovable but somewhat inept GM in Black Death. Given the circumstances, I could see a few teams in the East like Pittsburgh, Virginia, Birmingham and Boston trying to make a move for him – draft picks and maybe a steady bench presence to go along with it. As long as they make sure to convert him to the small forward position in the offseason, I think whoever gets Kurtz will have a hell of a shooting force on their hands.

"Which expansion team will be the most successful next season?"
—James V., San Diego, CA

TSG: Tough one to call at the moment. Underpants' rookie GM year with the Volcanoes didn't go so hot, we're still waiting on Alex K to pull the trigger on his virginity thing (I've got $20 Canadian on you pulling this off before Franchise wins a game as a GM anywhere in this league), Franchise is likely going to sink yet another team into mediocrity and shame and while I like Talon Wilkinson due to the fact he's used to dealing with pesky egomaniacs as the owner of Code Red Wrestling, is he ready to handle guys that would make Eddie Phoenix, Terry Marvin, Matt Stone and Gravedigger look at them and go "why are these guys so into themselves?" Time will tell...but as of now, before the draft...smart money is on the River Bandits or the Hooks.

Q: Question for your mailbag, not to be answered in a glib way. I am just curious. Was Maverick Peters' broken leg the worst injury that you've ever seen during a game?
—Michael, Quincy, MA

TSG: X Mogo's leg injury was a little worse for three reasons: the timing of when it happened (playoff game), that one replay of his teammates in the Kentucky bench reacting in abject horror (which was basically the bizarro version of the "Teammates Jumping Out of the Dugout After a Game-Winning Playoff Home Run" reaction); and the fact that you basically had an entire fan base weeping in unison. If there is one thing about Kentucky is that when you put on the Hayseeds jersey, you become a part of that family and "Professor X" was like the favorite uncle that couldn't do any wrong, an uncle that helped bring two championship banners in a row to The Barn and to see his last moment as a player in the court be THAT injury...well, let's just move on, shall we?

I read it in the papers, but I was hoping it was just a sick joke played by the Portsmouth newspaper. Is GM Franchise really going to be the first GM of our new FBL team?
—Captain Ahab, Manchester, NH

TSG: ...Well...about that...um...let's just hope you guys don't have to deal with Franchise doing this while your team goes 0-8 to start the season:

Nothing To See Here - Naked Gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNOrp_83RU#)

The coaching in San Diego this season has been a roller coaster ride. Do you think the Seagulls have found some stability now with the hiring of Stelios Poppdikos?
—Stevie the Seagull, San Diego, CA

TSG: Honestly? You guys are in way more capable hands with Stelios at the helm than that other guy...who reminded me of somebody who was once in the TFWF. Nonetheless, Stelios has been a proven coach for many seasons who just hasn't gotten a steady home to stay in. Hopefully San Diego could be that place.

With recent names being linked to acting careers...who do you think will be the next big name to take his talents to Hollywood?
—Bichael May, Hollywood, CA

TSG: What, somebody hasn't called Marcus Wear yet? Color me shocked. Although if you ask Primo Pancho, he's very much convinced that Redford Shack is likely starring in his own porn parody once he's retired. And hey, if that means we get to see CoCo Flames nude before she gets stuffed under a pair of pillows to keep Shack's full frame on camera...well, those are going to be five seconds we will all cherish.

Q: "So, I've known this girl for a while and she's really cool, we get along well and I've been noticing that she's been flirting with me a fair amount lately. Problem is, she has a boyfriend. What do I do?"
—Abe, Philadelphia, PA

TSG: ...

(Sigh)

Okay, here's the thing. I'm just going to impart some valuable advice given by myself and the fine folks at "Everybody Gets One, LLC." It's the first rule of interaction with females in general.

If she has a man, you can't be friends.

It's as simple as that.

Q: "If we had to make an educated guess, who within the entirety of the FBL, past or present, has 'been around the block' the most? My money's either on Vlad Bogolov or Felix Johnson."
—Christian, Flagstaff, AZ

TSG: It's definitely got to be the public relations lady in Kentucky. Hell, we don't even know her name and I'm pretty sure this has something to do with Jack Hondo keeping those records from going public on the sole basis that we might find all sorts of pornography and what have you of her on the Internet. Especially considering the rumor that there was this one time she apparently gave Carl Cooper Theraflu or something along those lines. Then there was a rumor he got pregnant many years down the road.

Although that would explain why he's been gone for so long now.

"Q: Do you get a boner every time you type Bright Starr?"
—Joseph, Davenport, IA

TSG: Not every time.

"Are the two Browns on the Aliens related?"
—Cory T., Toronto, Ontario, Canada

TSG: Highly unlikely. While they both have an appreciation for certain things, one of them is all about appreciating himself while the other just tried to go to the future in a cardboard box. Yeah...

Q: "Why is Dorling so incredibly awesome?"
—Mr. D. R. Ling, Las Vegas, NV

TSG: Could be the ruthless, cut-throat attitude that allowed him to snag Ronnie Stanza right under everybody else's noses for next season, could be the fact he has no qualms with being public enemy number one as long as he's winning...or it could be those ridiculously amazing sideburns and his popcorn machine. Seriously, the guy has a legitimate popcorn machine he made himself up in Vegas. Good times.

"Any mock draft predictions?"
—Michael J., Los Angeles, CA

TSG: Nah, I leave those Hondo...he's got a good grasp on it and his insight is usually pretty spot-on.

But I do have some predictions on T.F.W.F.'s biggest show of the year in Death or Glory for you guys!

Winners are in italics:

MAIN EVENT - RANGERS RULES MATCH - THE FINAL MATCH

Fallen Angel vs Tiger Young

MAIN EVENT - UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Jason Proctor (c) vs Michael Thunder

MAIN EVENT - FUTURE OF THE TFWF

Hannah Rickman vs Jack Benevolence

T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Championship Match - Last Monster Standing

Drake Mosa (c) vs Scorpio

T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Championship  Match - Mixed Tag Mayhem

Kenny Freeman/Cindy Pom Poms (c) vs Shawn Preston/Bella

T.F.W.F. European Championship Match

Dragon Demonico (c) vs La Hormiga Verde

T.F.W.F. Tag Team Championship Match - Gauntlet Match

Chi-City Rebels (c) vs Marvelous Inc. vs Dirt Road Warriors vs Cruz/McClusky

DWIWF North American Championship Match

Black Death (c) vs Jeremiah Sloan vs Claude LaBelle

T.F.W.F. Hardcore Championship Match

Alfred Hughes (c) vs Samson

Kiramaru vs Vagn Dahl vs Lee Archer

Q: "Soooooooo...how about Vancouver being screwed out of a team of any caliber once again?"
—Tyler, Seattle, WA

TSG: Well, they do say a picture is worth a thousand words:

(http://files.sharenator.com/memes_tatsumaki_senpukyaku_vancouver_edition_Memebase_53-s500x332-193359-580.jpg)

Q: "If Sheik Abdul Bashir seeks revenge on the Terrorist scum T-Bone and blows the both of them up does Vernon Nelson and America win?"
—Paulie, Boston, MA

TSG: I'm pretty sure Vernon playing for Portsmouth will end up happening before anybody tries to fly to Hawaii to blow up a fallen from grace GM and the smut collector who happens to be the team owner.

Q: "So, have you taken the Trash out yet?"
—Shane Sanders, Austin, TX

TSG: ...Darling...too soon.

Q: My secretary keeps bothering me when I'm in the bathroom and hasn't gotten the hint that's not an appropriate time to see me about business. My wife thinks I should sit her down and express what I want her to do in that situation. My unemployed brother thinks I should call her from the stall and have her dictate a letter and see if she types all the grunts. I leave it up to you; please choose like your job would depend on it.
—Michael, Pittsburgh, PA

TSG: Took us a while, but we're finally in range here. Oh, and it's option B.

"Q: Strike been listening to ur take on fbl games ,u never coached ur take on games is at best bias how u got this gig is beyon me , u suk & ur words mean nothing .go back to that rock u crawled out from .moron"
—Dennis, Boca Raton

TSG: Getting closer...

Q: "Huh, go figure...by taking the Trash out, you might tossing out 'Captain Texas' JJ Rogers alongside with it, huh, Strikey?"
—NOT Xavi Madrid, Barcelona, Spain

TSG: (Resisting the urge to say anything)

Q: "According to Vlad Bogolov, roosters don't make good small forwards. With that said, what would make for a better power forward? A full fledged grown moose or a giant brown bear?"
— Patrick, Ada, OH

TSG: Yup! These are my readers.



"That Strike Guy" (a.k.a. the guy behind the @EMBRACEBOGOLOV Twitter account) is a resident columnist for FBL Basketball Monthly. For every Strike Guy column and podcast alongside Primo Pancho, log on to LightningLand.

THE N.S. REPORT - EPISODE 1 (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-06-29T15_08_04-07_00)

In this (debut) episode, That Strike Guy and Primo Pancho talk shop about the world of developing news in the FBL (while being one week late due to editing issues), the Superleague and expansion teams, trade rumors and the usual madness that keeps them coming back for more.

Hello folks and welcome to another issue of Q's Corner hosted by yours truly, Johnny Q. It's been a crazy last few weeks in the FBL as we've seen huge stars get traded and some more GM switch-ups. Not to mention, we have tight races in both the Western and Eastern Conferences for the playoffs. It's really going to be an exciting finish to the season. Before I jump into that though, let's take a look at some of the moves that have transpired recently.

It all started with GM Dorling of Las Vegas and GM Libre with Pittsburgh inking a trade that sent point scoring PG Tim McDonald to Vegas for a quality big man in Remo. It'll be interesting to see how Dorling plans on dealing with McDonald, who is expecting a starting spot, but is no doubt a Vegas type of player. Knowing the work Dorling does, Vegas fans have nothing to fear as they are set up for another strong season. Pittsburgh, meanwhile made the first of their big acquisitions in building a legit contender for next season.

The flood gates then really opened up after the trades made by former Virginia GM, Shields. He trades away Ricky Hallmark to Anchorage in return for defensive specialist, Bolak Huir. He then sends Clint Danberry to Pittsburgh for Creed Jackson and a first round draft pick. These trades resulted in GM Shields being relieved of his duties in Virginia, but I'll get to that a little bit later. Barring any backing out by Hallmark or Danberry, they instantly provide a big spark to each team they were traded to. In Anchroage, GM Rebel found that prolific scorer to help Ty Williams out. And even though they lose Bolak, they still have a very sound defensive team lead by Lucic and Holmes. And over in Pittsburgh, the always respected and very consistent, Clint Danberry will help anchor a new look Blades team for Season 13. Now, the big question remains, will Ricky and Clint agree to their environment. Many rumors have been splashing around that Conrad Class will be looking to acquire both of his former players to the SuperLeague. All eyes will be on this situation moving forward.

In another blockbuster deal, recently announced... Mississippi has sent Krease McCool and their Season 13 first round draft pick to the Texas Stallions in exchange for Miles Peters, Caleb Toom, and Mack Ryan. Now let's look at Texas. They free up some cap space, but they lose a lot of proven talent in the meantime. Rogers/McCool tandem is just deadly though, as long as Strike can find the remaining pieces to build around them for next season in the draft or via free agency.  For Mississippi, this was a fantastic trade. After Dorling stole away Stanza, Powers filled his role in with Mack Ryan. Miles Peters will more or less fill the role left by McCool and Toom will be the new force to be reckoned with down low for the Steamers. What this means for the future of Lazco remains up in the air though. But Mississippi has filled in a lot of gaps and looks to have a good starting five again for next season and if it can find some bench contributors this time around, watch out for the Steamers in Season 13.

The other big story was GM Franchise getting fired before he can even get started, becoming the first GM to get fired before getting to do... well... anything. GM Shields has taken over in Portsmouth after getting fired in Virginia, which led to a huge development afterwards. GM Stoner was offered the position in Virginia, which he accepted and in doing so, manufactured a few trades. Leon Dreams will head to Virginia, while Zack Fields and first round draft pick will go to Birmingham. Also, Virginia sent Chin Chik and Chi Chi Rodriguez to Honolulu for former Rookie of the Year and defensive specialist, Kolo Rolo. So, Stoner will have an all-star cast at his disposal next season and if he can keep the ego's in check, Virginia has to be one of the favorites heading into Season 13.

Meanwhile, poor Birmingham gets getting bad news. After GM Bone terrorized the new franchise, things were looking bright when GM Stoner made the move to Birmingham, bringing with him Washington Owens, Rex Holly, and Cheese King. But Stoner pulled the U-Turn on owner El Stingo to Virginia. And now the city of Birmingham has the distinct pleasure of GM Franchise running the Green Hornets. Maybe Franchise can turn his luck around with Birmingham... but many pundits, including myself, think otherwise.

Now let's look at the playoff race as we enter the last week of the regular season. In the Western Conference... Las Vegas, Hollywood, and Seattle have all punched their tickets into the postseason. Fighting for the last and final playoff berth will be Roswell, Anchorage, and Wyoming, who are all 9-7. And then the longshot is Montana at 8-8.

Let's start with Anchorage, who will be on the road for both games. At 2nd place Hollywood and at cellar dweller, Boise. Realistically, unless Anchorage can find enough scoring to upset the Stars, it's looking like a 1-1 week for the Glaciers. In my opinion, if they beat the Stars, they're in as they hold the tiebreaker over both Roswell and Wyoming, beating them both times they faced each team. If they lose, they watch the playoffs from the comfort of their living room.

For Roswell, they have the easiest path. They get Honolulu at home and then in a game that could decide the last playoff spot at Wyoming. Simply put, they beat Wyoming, they are in as long as Anchorage drops their game to the Stars.

For Wyoming, they are in the same boat as Roswell except they have a much tougher match-up in the first half of the week against the Bears. A win against the Bears officially eliminates them from the playoffs. And if they can take care of business at home against Roswell and hope for a Glaciers loss, it will be them in the 4th spot.

Montana is really a long shot and according to multiple sources, they don't own any tiebreakers. Meaning that even if they beat Wyoming and Hollywood, I'm not sure how that will work out if each team finishes at 10-8. I would think it would go to Anchorage if that were to happen.

My prediction...

1.   Las Vegas
2.   Hollywood
3.   Seattle
4.   Wyoming



Over in the East... things are much more interesting. You have Kentucky, Providence, and Texas tied in 1st place at 11-5. And then you have Puerto Rico and Tampa Bay at 10-6. Then long shot Pittsburgh at 9-7.

Let's start with Kentucky, the defending FBL Champs. They have Pittsburgh at home and then travel to Virginia. They can effectively eliminate Pittsburgh with a win. Then they should take care of business against Virginia. Kentucky should be looking at a potential first seed as they hold the tiebreaker over Texas and split with Providence.
Providence has the potential to capture the East #1 seed if they can get by Texas at The Ranch. They finish the week off against winless Birmingham. Depending on how they judge the tiebreaker between them and Kentucky could be the difference between the first and second seed.

Texas would need Kentucky to drop a game to get the first seed as they lost both games against the Hayseeds this season. They get the Diamonds at home and then finish the week off against the Bells.

Tampa Bay, which spent the majority of the season sitting atop the East are on a current four game losing streak which now has them potentially missing the playoffs. Meanwhile, Puerto Rico has experienced some turmoil as well, which finds them fighting for the playoffs in the last week. More or less it will be Tampa Bay vs. Puerto Rico, the winner getting into the playoffs. The Dragons beat the Waves in Puerto Rico and now get them at home. Can GM Cory prevail or will GM Justin get another chance at winning another FBL ring?

But we can't forget about Pittsburgh, who, if they can beat Kentucky and Mississippi in the last week and hope for the Dragons and Waves to slip up once, it'll make for an interesting tiebreaker scenario as the Blades split their games with both teams. I'm not sure how Commissioner Trumps will decide who will get the 4th spot in that circumstance.

My prediction...

1.   Providence
2.   Kentucky
3.   Texas
4.   Tampa Bay

That is all from me here as we look forward to a fantastic finish to the FBL season.  I hope you enjoyed the column and until next time... Q out.

THE N.S. REPORT EPISODE 2 (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-07-04T01_38_25-07_00)

In this edition of the N.S. Report, That Strike Guy and Primo Pancho go over more of the shenanigans in the world of the FBL as we head into playoff season, That Strike Guy gets directions and conferences completely wrong, Pancho makes his true stance as the comedic force behind this entire podcast process, both guys have their views and predictions on the playoffs and on the second rounders that will be coming out of the upcoming Season 13 draft (that could be completely right or terribly wrong). Also, the one-sided feud between Primo and Dorling continues...so sit back, relax and enjoy.

It's time for the Season 13 FBL Mock Draft. With this being possibly the deepest draft class in FBL history, a lot of new stars will hit the FBL scene and shake things up in a big way. And with four brand new teams slated to make their debut in S13, and a host of new general managers, could the whole face of the FBL change in an instant? My EZPN overlords, who treat me well and feed me plenty, have felt fit to release me from my cage to bring you the predictions on how the FBL Draft should go down.

By the way, if anyone out there could contact Seal Team Six and tell them to rescue me, I'd much appreciate it.

(Disclaimer: The Mock Draft is for entertainment purposes only, and is not to be used as a literal drafting guide.)


1. Colorado Hooks – DONNIE HENDERSON, PF/C, CANADA
Rookie GM Alex K stuck the proverbial jackpot when he won the rights to the first overall pick in this loaded draft. Henderson seems to be cut from the same cloth as hall of fame-caliber centers such as Redford Shack and  Kadeon Apollo. Game-changing centers are a rarity, and having one fall in your lap is a blessing from Heaven. Henderson is the smart choice here, and the perfect centerpiece for this brand new franchise to build around.

2. Bismarck Jaguars – LOU MALONE, SG/SF, DUKE
GM Josh Underpants will make his second stint in the FBL with the brand new North Dakota franchise, as he looks to learn from his mistakes incurred during his cup of coffee with the beleaguered Volcanoes. He has a tough choice in front of him, with two stud shooting guards in Malone and Chris Thomas to choose from. While Thomas may be more of a pure scorer, Malone is by far the more versatile of the two, and offers a better all-around game, which is invaluable to a brand new franchise.

3. Baton Rouge RiverBandits – CHRIS THOMAS, SG, CANADA
Our second Canadian player in the first three picks goes to rookie GM Talon and the newly minted RiverBandits from Louisiana. Thomas is bound to be one of the premier scorers in the league, and should give defenders in the East headaches for years to come. If Thomas is already off the board here, they would most likely go with Malone, or possibly take a flyer on the versatile Clarence Marx out of Indiana.

4. Portsmouth Defenders – BABE RIBBS, PF, NEBRASKA
In their brief history, the Defenders already made the best decision in their franchise's history by firing newly appointed GM James out the torpedo hatch. In his place, they have brought in GM Shields, who has controversy of his own on his permanent record. The East hasn't had a sure-fire answer to Kamil Bennett since he arrived to the conference, but that may chance with the addition of man-mountain Ribbs. Kentucky has had success by building their team around their power forward, look for Portsmouth to replicate that formula.

5. Birmingham GreenHornets – CLARENCE MARX, SG/SF, INDIANA
Unfortunately for owner El Stingo, he had no other alternative than to hire GM James when filling his General Manager vacancy. But luckily, he landed the first non-expansion draft pick of the season, to go along with three other first round picks. Marx seems to be an exciting player in the vein of showmen like Xavier Mogo or Scottie Fletcher, and not even GM James can screw up a talent like that. We think. Look for Marx to become the face of a franchise who has yet to find one, especially after the failed Leon Dreams experiment.

6. Boise Spuds – REAGAN JAMES, PG, OLE MISS
Rookie GM Triple B has a big job ahead of him. Despite being in the league for some time, the Spuds have tasted only fleeting success. On their fourth General Manager in five seasons, the Boise fans hope to finally become players in the West. After some post-season raiding, the Spuds lost their best player in Sy Rogers, they have a tough decision on their hands. Do they go with the versatile big man Grant from Connecticut, or do they go the point guard route and draft Ole Miss' Reagan James? While tough centers are hard to come by, they have a serviceable center in Hank Gray, acquired in a trade with Boston, to spell them for now. Laser-accurate point guards are few and far between, so the edge goes to James.

7. Honolulu Volcanoes – JAMES GRANT, PF/C, UCONN
New GM Bone has a tough job ahead of him, cleaning up after another GM James disaster. The Volcanoes had a disasterous year last season, winning only a single game. A lot of the faces from that team are now gone (thank God) and both the Volcanoes and GM Bone can start fresh. Not to mention the FBI is tickled pink that Bone is no longer on mainland soil. Bone likes to go with the best player available, and that's the rebounding machine Grant. Grant paired with the underrated Chin Chik down low could create one of the best back courts in the West for years to come.

8. Honolulu Volcanoes – OWEN BRIDGE, PG, LSU
The Volcanoes attained this pick via a trade with Virginia. A lot of people are calling for the super-shooting Rolly Pounds with this pick, but GM Bone will realize that he needs a team leader and floor general for this rebuilding (were they ever built?) franchise. A flashy guy like Pounds sounds nice, but a steadying presence and leader in Bridge is just what the doctor ordered. Bone has been long known as a competent GM, and had much success before his run-ins with Homeland Security. He knows the score. Look for him to pick his leader here.

9. Boston Bells – MOWA, C, AFRICA
The Bells signed journeyman GM TyTy as their new front office guru, and he's walking into a fairly good situation. While franchise player Blair Smith has left for theSuperLeague, the Bells acquired future star Sy Rogers and his capable point guard Neil Prince in a trade with Boise, in addition to key roleplayers Reggie Ferndale and Malik George from Birmingham. All they need now is a Center to tie the team together. Little is known about the mysterious Mowa, but he has wowed scouts with his super human strength and presence.

10. Puerto Rico Waves – ALEC BRADD, PF, FRESNO STATE
GM Justin will go big man here, no question about it. With dependable Djem Maluka announcing his retirement, and the volatile Shakers Lee announcing his intent on leaving the island for good, Justin is desperate for big bodies. Bradd and Japanese prospect Kazuko Lee are the two best power forward prospects available at this point, but Bradd will fit in better with his gritty hustle play.

11. Boston Bells – KAZUKO LEE, PF, JAPAN
Rolly Pounds' free fall continues, as Boston selects the massive Lee with the pick acquired from Honululu by way of San Diego. Pounds would be a good selection here, but Boston lacked a front court last season, and landing the best player out of the Land of the Rising Sun is just too good of a deal to pass up.

12. Montana Bears – ROLLY POUNDS, SG/SF, UNLV
Pounds finally finds a home in the Big Sky country. GM Jag has lacked a shooting guard presence since the failed Cedric Malone experiment a few seasons back. Pounds falls to him at #12, and should rectify that. He's a thee point shooter and volume scorer, as his shooting records will attest.

13. Wyoming Timberwolves – PEBBLES LANE, SG/SF, HIGH SCHOOL
Star guard Mason Griffin has put GM Death on notice: He wants to be surrounded by talent, or he's out of here. BD will no doubt be looking to correct the mistakes of the nuclear-level disaster that was SF Dakool Fox. Luckily for him, the best prospect available at #13 just so happens to play that position. Pebbles was talented enough to come straight out of his senior prom into the pros, but taking these young guys will take some nurturing from his team. Should they do it correctly, they may just have a star on their hands, and a happy Griffin to boot.


14. Birmingham GreenHornets – CHARLES MUNSON, PF, KENTUCKY
Birmingham acquires this pick from Pittsburgh. This may be a little early for Munson to go, but the next few prospects are guards, and with the recent acquisition of Joey Mazuka from Hollywood and drafting Clarence Marx at #5, they need to address their front court. This pick should end up between Munson and North Dakota's Cody Show. Show is more versatile, and Munson is a bit undersized as a Four, but his gutsy play and scrappy performance is what a GM James team needs.

15. Texas Stallions – CODY SHOW, PF/C, NORTH DAKOTA
Texas acquires this pick from Mississippi as part of the Krease McCool trade. Speaking of McCool, landing him in Texas was no easy feat, as GM Strike essentially blew up his team to get him, sending the talented Mack Ryan, the solid Caleb Toom and the underrated Miles Peters to the Steamers for the rights to his services. This angered star player and team captain JJ Rogers, who is having serious doubts about his FBL future as a result. So in a sense, this team is rebuilding. They'll need a center after losing the solid, if not a bit greedy, Toom. Show should be available here at 15, and will no doubt be their pick. Should he be gone, they could possibly draft Rogers' eventual successor in Canada's Rhys Mitchell or Boise State's Gray Dawn. They could also look at PF Jay Riggins here, but after overpaying the underwhelming Chris Flynn, this may be less of an option.

16. Anchorage Glaciers – WILL ROBINS, SG/SF, NC STATE
In what can only be described as a coup, GM Rebel was able to land all-FBL point guard Ricky Hallmark from Virginia in exchange for defensive specialist Bolak Huir. Rebel gambled on a strong defensive unit last year, but came up just short. He will look to replace Huir with more of a scorer. Robins is a bit of a project, but if treated correctly, he could end up being the final piece of the puzzle for these Glaciers.

17. Roswell Aliens – JAY RIGGINS, PF, BOISE STATE
GM Steven has built the once-beleaguered Aliens into a perennial Western Conference contender. They will look to replacing departing PF Chris Flynn and first-ballot Hall of Fame SF Scott Fletcher in their starting lineups. They could also look to adding a backup point guard, with highly touted guards Mitchell and Dawn still available. Ultimately, Riggins may be too much to pass up on, as a glut of Small Forwards hit the free agent market.

18. Roswell Aliens – RHYS MITCHELL, PG, CANADA
The Aliens acquire this pick from Tampa Bay. Roswell can afford to draft the free-falling Mitchell and let him develop behind starter and team captain Champ Martin. They could also use him as trade bait in landing Captain Scottie's replacement.

19. Wyoming Timberwolves – GRAY DAWN, PG, BOISE STATE
The Wolves acquire this pick from Texas. GM Death should feel fortunate that Dawn falls all the way to #19 for him. His point guard duo of Melvin Smarts and Brock Landers wasn't really cutting it. Now, Mason Griffin has a bright young point guard to get him the ball.

20. Seattle Toppers – ERIC EISEN, PG, GEORGIA
Ideally, GM Domingo would like to draft a power forward here. But taking Montana's Bill Parkson at #2o may be a bit of a stretch. Should he decide not to trade down, he could opt to draft Chico Velez' eventual successor in Eric Eisen, a guy whose dedication to the game is second to none. It's possible they could also go for Virginia's Brett Porter, but he seems more suited for the Two or the Three, and would be lost in the shuffle behind Rich Deane and Joe Harding.

21. Providence Diamonds – BRETT PORTER, PG/SG/SF, VIRGINIA
Providence has positioned itself as one of the East's elite teams over its brief history. The one Achilles heel they've had so far is the shooting guard position, with failed experiments in David Kradle, Butch Paul and Nik Bliss. Porter could certainly become that Two Guard they've desperately been seeking. Should Porter be gone, they could possibly opt for Mark Turner out of Texas, or they could take a big gamble and go for Henri Jour out of France as a backup to Bobby Chang.

22. Birmingham GreenHornets – GOBBLE ALOT, C, OLE MISS
The Hornets acquire this pick from Hollywood. With their third pick of the first round, GM James is no doubt looking for a Center to challenge the mediocre Zack Fields. They passed up on Cody Show at #14, and with Center prospects few and far between from here on out, they'll pull the trigger on Alot. There seems to be a few concerns about his weight, but with the miracle transformation of Providence's Dusty Britches and the past success of Country Sampson, it can be controlled and rectified through diet and exercise and is less of a concern than it was in the past. Alot has the potential to be a dominant center in the East and fills out James' team quite nicely.

23. Kentucky Hayseeds – MARK TURNER, SF/SG, TEXAS
Kentucky and GM Hondo can afford to draft for depth with this pick, as they return four of their five starters. With the departure of PG Jay Chill, they may move current shooting guard Thomas Morgan to the point, which could leave open a spot for Turner to slip into the starting lineup. The big-bodied Turner started all four years in his time with the Longhorns, and could also be a key backup for, and maybe eventual successor to, Freddie Bishop. Should Turner be gone, they could look to Power Forward depth with the recent departure of Jose Caballero. Bill Parkson will be available then, as will Max Crandar and David Bordan.

24. Birmingham GreenHornets – HENRI JOUR, PG, FRANCE
The Hornets acquire this pick from Virginia, by way of Pittsburgh, by way of Las Vegas. GM James fourth and final pick could very well be a point guard. After all, he's got his star guard in Marx, his Power Forward in Munson, and his Center in Alot. James can draft Jour here, and let him develop for a season under the capable Joey Mazuka. They could also take a look at PF David Bordan here, but with the drafting of Munson earlier, power forward is less of a priority.

Hello FBL fans, and welcome to the Season 13 Expansion Draft Report Card! My EZPN overlords decided I needed a little more sunshine and asked me to grade the expansion drafts for our four new franchises. I mean, isn't EZPN great in every conceivable way? They feed us all the porridge we can eat and make sure we get plenty of exercise, rest and all old magazines we care to read!

Seriously, is Seal Team Six here yet? So help me God if I have to read one more Reader's Digest from 1994, I'm gonna slip my wrists with its pages.

So how did our new teams fare?



PORTSMOUTH DEFENDERS

The Defenders and GM Shields got the first pick in the expansion draft, and got arguably the best player available in Cedric Malone. Malone was an incredible scorer during his brief run with Montana, but his attitude issues cost his job. It's widely believed that he has worked through his issues during his stay in Europe, but without a good coaching staff, he could revert to his old ways. This is a great pick depending on who Shields hires as the team's first head coach. ... JR Valentine is arguably the point guard with the biggest upside in this draft. He may not be quete as good as Jay Chill, but he's certainly a lot younger and has shown a lot of promise. He could be the starter here for years to come. ... Ching Bu has never really amounted to much in this league, but could prove to be a decent backup or spot-starter with  the right training. It also helps that he works essentially for peanuts. ... Larry Stevens was the biggest name in the Expansion Draft, deciding to come out of retirement to give his career one more go. Stevens is one of the best SFs  in FBL history, but he only has a season or two left in him. He's a one-year solution to the SF position, but he could be worth it. ... Rick Emerson may not be the sexy pick that Portsmouth fans expected, but he was arguably the best PF available here. ... Jamie Dawson is a lot like Ching Bu, in that they both work fairly cheap, but don't really perform on the floor. It could end up for a dull competition for the starting center job in New Hampshire.

Final Verdict: GM Shields hit a couple of home runs with the Malone, Valentine and Stevens picks, and a couple of bloop singles in Bu, Dawson and Emerson. Shields probably needs to address his Center situation more in the offseason, as the prospect of a Ching Bu/Jamie Dawson starting competition no doubt has Defenders fans falling asleep in front of their TVs. But it was a good, solid draft and I'll give it a B-

BATON ROUGE RIVERBANDINTS

GM Talon has shown a lot of promise so far, and took possibly the best athlete in this draft in Swoop McCarthy. He's reminded folks of other highlight reel players such as Xavier Mogo and Scott Fletcher, and should bring a healthy dose of excitement to this new franchise. ... Jay Chill is probably the best point guard in the draft today, but due to his increasing age, his window of upper level play may be closing. He was a major cog in the wheel in Kentucky, and given the right supporting cast, could do the same here. ... Cory McDoe is a solid, but maybe unspectacular, starting center in this league. He should fill the role nicely, but is not the long-term solution here. ... The same that was said about McDoe rings true with Hans Fuhr. He's a stopgap player, but there are certainly worse options. ... I think Talon hit a home run with the Todd Yallop pick. Yallop was looking like an eventual successor to Flan Bulous in Vegas, but Yallop was a square peg in GM Dorling's roster of round holes, and never really fit in. Yallop should thrive under GM Talon and the tutelage of veteran PG Jay Chill, and take over for the left-hand passing Jamaican once his career winds down. ... Bernie Evans may not have done much for Honolulu last year, but really, who could under GM Franchise? With a little work, Evans could end up being a serviceable player off the bench for the Bandits. ...

Final Verdict: GM Talon is more or less the unofficial winner of the Expansion Draft, it seems. They somehow managed to land a potential franchise player in Swoop McCarthy, an all-FBL finalist and championship winning PG in Jay Chill, and his eventual successor in Todd Yallop. That's not bad for a day's work! Their front line looks a little thin at this point, but so do a lot of other teams'. All in all,  I'm giving this draft a solid B+.

BISMARCK JAGUARS

GM Josh decided to use his first selection on Sixth Man David Kradle. And while no one doubts Kradle's talent, but it was more or less established by his disasterous run in Providence that he can't be a starter in the FBL. Kradle is a perennial contender for Sixth Man of the Year, and that could pay off for Josh, but if he has designs on starting the guy, it could very well be a lost pick. ... Jose Caballero was a decent backup center in Kentucky last season, and could potentially be a decent starter for this new franchise. He's probably the best Day One center in this draft. ... Ben Williams was a nice pickup at point guard, and could end up being their starting One Guard for years to come. ...
Chui Mai is a long ways away from his days with the Hayseeds, but could still have enough in the tank to be a solid backup to Williams. .... Felix Johnson is a wild card here, but given the right tutelage could end up a decent bench player. ... I think this may be a typo. Surely Josh didn't draft Marty Brown with his last pick, the guy who just mysteriously disappeared from Roswell, right?

Final Verdict: I'm not quite as hot on this draft as I am the other three. Kradle is a great sixth man, and could pay dividends for them later on, but is he your first draft in an expansion draft? Taking a washed-up Chui Mai when Todd Yallop was available will haunt them. The Marty Brown pick was just plain bad. The Williams pickup was great, and the Caballero and Johnson picks were solid as well. All in all, a C- grade for an up-and-down draft.


COLORADO HOOKS

Say one thing about the Hooks, they certainly like their big men. GM Alex shocked the FBL world by taking project center Baldo ahead of players like JR Valentine, Jay Chill and Jose Caballero. While no one doubts that Baldo can someday become a talented FBL center, drafting him about three rounds too high is certainly problematic. ... Picking up Sheldon Day with his second pick ensures that the Hooks have a scorer on the floor. Day was considered one of the best shooters in the game before his European exile. ... Kevin Moose was an outstanding pickup, as Moose has become one of the league's most underrated combo guards, and should flourish in a system where he is the go-to point guard. ... Grizla Valinka was sort of a meh pick in the fourth round. He'll be a decent rebounder off the bench, but not much else. ... The fifth round pick of Butch Paul was a good value pick. Some people are leery of Paul's perceived attitude in the past, but much of his issues have been driven from GMs who made bad decisions in his regards. If GM Alex does right by him, he could become one of the league's best sixth men. ... Randy Ferndale in the sixth round was another meh pick, but he couldn't have done much worse with the talent pool drying up.

Final Verdict: On paper, it looks like a pretty decent draft. Value wise, Baldo could have been gotten a few rounds later, after Jose Caballero and probably Cory McDoe. Taking Baldo cost them a chance to get one of the more highly touted point guards in Jay Chill or JR Valentine, but they recovered well by getting Moose. So I'll give this draft a solid C.

THE N.S. REPORT 3 - PART 1 (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-07-08T16_00_11-07_00)

In this first half of the third N.S. Report, That Strike Guy is joined by an EXTREMELY special guest in "Inside The FBL" analyst Chase McCrackin, as the two go over plenty of the chaos that's occurred in the FBL offseason, the expansion draft and certain teams as we continue our course through the FBL College Draft and beyond.

Well hello FBL fans and fellow GMs. GM Dorling here, enjoying my pre-season break in sunny England and watching all you panic yourselves into destroying your teams and annoying your coaches. We've had a lot of talk about drafting, about players, about the Super League – now it's time to talk GMs and since you all have 'bizniz' to take care of, I'm doing it. We all know players have form that can peak and trough, but so do GMs. Let's take a look at what I, the Mouth of the South, think about the form of our GMs right now.

1.   Hondo – Kentucky Hayseeds

If there's a dude and a team you bet on outside of Vegas, then it's the perfect match between Hondo and Kentucky. Sure, they do things differently in Kentucky but Hondo has that 'good ole boy' feel to him and he can work with the players and fans. Since the days of the basketball hillbilly Billy Joe Winchester, Kentucky have been a force. Consistent turnover of teams has been one of my nemesis' strengths, and even with a cry baby coach like GooGoo Frazier getting all scared by Shack and Fletcher and the like, he continues to build. Troy Marshall is probably out of his grasp without sacrificing some depth, and he's a dude that likes a strong 8, so I think Bishop stays put and Hondo and the 'Seeds make another run into the playoffs.

2.   Domingo – Seattle Toppers

Domingo brought the FBL Championship to the Topper for the first time since the days of Mike Flips. The fans of the team are sure to be ecstatic after watching Franchise rip out their still beating hearts. Domingo has a cool head and doesn't get into it with the media, his players or his rivals. BORING. Aside from early dust ups with the likes of Larry Stevens, he's managed to build solid if unspectacular teams and apparently is using his own salary cap that's $10m smaller than everybody else. He may get the chance to use this financial buffer if he can persuade our old friend Nigel Falls to stop being a moody git and get Troy Marshall on to a winning team.

3.   Rebel – Anchorage Glaciers

Despite the somewhat boneheaded notion that you can win the FBL with one player out of 8 capable of scoring, Rebel has somehow managed to hold on to Ty Williams and now has the option of pairing him with Ricky Hallmark. The addition of Hallmark could bring upward of 30 points a game to this team. That would be a truly scary prospect had they not been winning games with less than 70 points in the first place. It will at least make for more interesting matches for the fans. Vernon Nelson could be a good, organised assistant coach, but Rebel needs to make sure he doesn't get sucked into panic signing everyone. He could have a good team if he holds his nerve.

4.   Jen – Hollywood Stars

A bit of a surprise package last year I'll admit. Hollywood has been a bit of a nothing in terms of rivalries for me, but last year they stood steady. Drummond still hasn't committed his future though, and Harry Allan doesn't seem to be fulfilling his potential. Kev Sanders could be a good addition on a small wage – or a really bad one. The Iron Lady managed a year mostly free of drama – if you ignore losing Valentine before the season started – and she seems to have forged a good working relationship with X Mogo. Time will tell, but some of the West have upped their game and the Stars' offseason so far has not been as progressive as it could have been. Maybe it's time to progress from the Iron Age to the Technology Age?

5.   GM Libre – Pittsburgh Blades

GM Libre was lauded as an unexpected success after a rocky initial period at the Blades. Stuck in the shadow of GM Shields (more about him later), Libre seemed to find it hard to match up to expectations that had been, perhaps unfairly, increased. Despite sometimes experiencing communication issues with his players, he created a strong spine to the team in the shape of Creed Jackson, Robbie Wright and Mutu Mukwazza. Jackson has been upgraded to Clint Danberry and McDonald is gone from the bench, but Nick Shaw has been brought in to assist Ollie Stambola. Libre has the pieces in place for another solid season and should thank the lord that he was priced out of Chuck Ginge. Nobody seems to want to wait for the new international talent. Crazy.

6.   Jon – San Diego Seagulls

After a poor spell in Vegas and beginning the destructive process that Shields finished off in Virginia, GM Jon got a crack at an expansion team. Cam Drake was a great pickup and a solid group of players was put around him. Very few will ever forget the abominable decision to sign Cazluc Vraba AND James Cross to a team (and wrestle one of them) but he made a good stab at turning it around last season and made the other expansion teams look average. Oh and he managed a win over my team too. Git.

7.   Strike – Texas Stallions

So you thought Strike would be higher? WRONG. The man has a good record, but he traded half his team away before the playoffs and forced a legend of the game to quit. In my mind I find it hard to separate GMs Justin and Strike as they both do well to put teams together and then BAM, there goes your core. Getting Xavi Madrid to come back is the first step in a long road to redemption for the man that looks and sounds a lot like 'That Strike Guy.'

8.   Steven – Roswell Aliens

Roswell has had the curse of poor GMs in the past (read: Ty and Franchise) but Steven has done ok. Sneaking into the playoff at the last second gave the impression that his team is a lot better than it actually is, and therefore doing the same to Steven's reputation. He's paying Scott Fletcher more than Eddie lights for a glorified retirement tour and he's upped the wages of several of his team. Now it looks like Cal Roberts could be on the way out – with Fletcher leaving at the end of the season this could be the beginning of a tough period for the team. My only hope is that Cowboy Cal Roberts slags off to Texas or something. Get him out of the West.

9.   Justin – Puerto Rico Waves

The man wins an FBL Title. That's great. Then he trades the winning team away to Texas, starting a war with the Spanish speaking followers of his team. He has a good season to recover and ends up with the MVP Troy Marshall and a great looking lineup. And Marcus Wear. Whatever was in his mind when he started his second string was 100% pure crazy, because it cost him the playoffs, it cost him the best players on his team, and it should have cost him his job. His ass must be red hot at the start of season 13 – he could well be getting a pink slip if he starts badly.

10.   Black Death – Wyoming Wolves

Black Death produced his most consistent season for a long time. Another one prone to bouts of crazy (destroying everything around Scott Fletcher in Hollywood a good example), BD managed to hold it together right until the very end, when for some reason he started the pink glasses wearing Brock Landers over reliable and intelligent PG Melvin Smarts – this allowed the Aliens into the playoffs. Still, Zizac Rekov is a competent assistant for head coach Marcelo, who at least doesn't seem to hate his GM anymore.

11.   Cory – Tampa Bay Dragons

Maybe he should be higher, but Cory has blown it in my eyes. Yes he made the playoffs and yes Tampa beat Kentucky, but that says more about Leighton Lee than it does Cory and his GM skills. He's not a people person. From Nestgate to Japgate to Auntgate, he can't form a relationship with his coaching staff. This time it's cost him his three headed serpent. Tampa are going to struggle next season, and I think that Cory has blown his best chance at getting his hands on the FBL championship. What a berk.

12.   Powers – Mississippi Steamers

While some praised him for not taking no sh*t, I think alienating and then terminating your entire bench is just plain dumb. There are better ways to get productivity out of your squad players than calling them into your office to tell them they suck. They weren't even doing that badly. Fair enough, he now has himself some decent players from the Texas implosion, but he doesn't have Krease McCool and he doesn't have Ronnie Stanza thanks to a devilishly charming GM out West. Stanza probably would have been open to re-negotiation if he wasn't terrified of playing without a bench for another season.

13.   Stoner – Virginia Colonials

Much in the same vein as Powers, Stoner was lauded for standing up to Blair Smith. WRONG. What a dumbass move. You can't surround your best player (by a mile) with rookies and then get into it with him. Imagine if I'd used the same tactics with Shack? It's crazy. Stoner has a chance to rebuild my beloved Colonials and with Conrod Class by his side he has a chance. Old man Hayes has put the pieces in place for him – now do we get to see if Stoner can actually lead a team or not?

14.   Rob – Providence Diamonds

When I started out in Virginia I was all about stats. Conrod Class showed me the error of my ways, and while Coach Bogolov is unlikely to be so eloquent, he probably would have done the same if he was consulted before Rob pressed the 'delete' button on his team. Basketball isn't just numbers, it's about chemistry. Bobby Chang is a dependable player with a big upside and a cool head. You don't just trade the MVPs best friend and chief supplier before talking to him. The acquisition of Sean Rivers was met with a big 'meh' from the fans and Marty Brown? Marty Brown? Something has gone bad in Providence. I can't see GM Rob proclaiming his team as the best in the conference this year without looking mighty foolish. He'll probably try though. Just remember – the Mouth of the South was born after I got a championship ring.

15.   Shields – Portsmouth Defenders

I've got one word for this guy – overrated. He got the Blades into the playoffs when half of the division was GMless and was hailed as a miracle maker. It didn't go to his head in GM Rob like portions, but it severely hurt his cred in Virginia when he was expected to do something his talents did not allow. A complete mess of a season, including the now famous reluctance to realise that James Cross is a complete psycho and subsequent offer of a new contract sowed the seeds to his demise and now he has to rebuild his tattered reputation in Portsmouth. Fans will be worried by the mystical pickup of Ching Bu – a budget Fan Mu who in turn was a budget Ronko – and rightly so. Emerson and Dawson will fill shirts, nothing more, and trying to get a 3 year deal out of 32 year old Larry Stevens doesn't encourage positive thoughts. However, the college draft could be a saving grace and there is scope for improvement. Don't expect miracles though.

16.   Franchise – Birmingham Greenhornets

Franchise needs to win just one game not to be the Greenhornets worst ever GM. Early signs have been encouraging. Has Franchise finally realised you don't need to make two trades per day in preseason? Has he actually thought about what players he needs to go after and what kind of ball his team will play? Ron Doors and Phil Bull are in – a gamble on the coaching front, but all of the trading should now be done, finished off with a high pick for Clarence Marx. Can Franchy hold his nerve? History tells us no, and most expect him to be gone by week 5. I have hope for the whipping boy of the FBL. I think week 6.

17.   Bone – Honolulu Volcanoes

Bone's stock has dropped quicker than the Kentucky PR lady's pants and he finds himself at a team that has witnessed the horror of both Franchise and Underpants. Notoriously up and down during his time with Boston, he's never really recaptured the days when Jimmy Street was good and not farting on people. Honolulu will be a struggle, and it's unlikely that the sunshine will do anything to melt the frostiness of Dave Chart and his money hungry ways. A hard road ahead for GM Bone as he fights to regain some respect. But he won't, because he's a terrorist.

18.   Captain Josh – Bismarck Jaguars

Captain Josh was a horror show in his first stint in the FBL. Replaced by Franchise, the ultimate insult, he's back with a new team. Mays and Legacy can work together, that we know. Dave Kradle was a strange first pick in the expansion draft – let's see if he can learn from the mistakes made by both GMs Cory and Rob and NOT start him. You hear that Underpants? DON'T START HIM. A decent pick in Lou Malone is saddled with some interesting expansion pickups like Chui Mai and Felix Johnson. At least he managed to get rid of Marty Brown.

      19. TyTy – Boston Bells

Ty has started his tenure off in Boston as expected. Despite the words of his agent, Ty traded big for Troy Marshall only to be told immediately where to go by the season 11 MVP. Shock. Couple that with his frantic telephone marathon in trying to hire every single coach out there and it looks like it could be more of the same from Ty and a miserable season for the Bells. I predict he'll be gone by the All Star game.

We have some new GMs in Triple B, Flins, Talon and Alex K. I fully expect their naivety to be punished by Nigel Falls and for them to have to learn very, very quickly.

But don't fret boys and girls, not everybody can have a winning record like the Mouth of the South. And for those of you facing 'meltdowns,' check out what I did when my team started requesting trades. I haven't lost a regular season game since I sorted.

You are the GMs, start acting like it. No more pandering and politicking. And stop trading for God's sake.

Now, back to my holiday while the lot of you continue to balls things up for yourselves. Go on Hondo, you can do it.

5 Bold Predictions for Season 13 w/ GM Cory

If other GM's would be inclined to offer their own 5 bold predictions for Season 13 to pass the time while GM Black Death fondles the Wolves owner and "works" on that pick of his, feel free.

Season 13 has been a shit storm to say the least. From Hayes and Jones leaving me a void that I appropriately filled, to every superstar not named Kamil Bennett saying "fuck the FBL" this season, I figured what a more perfect time to give 5 bold predictions to what the league has in store for the upcoming season, being the unbelievable level of uncertainty. Since we were all brought in Season 5, there has never been more drama, more chaos than there has been this off-season.

Since I dont have to pick my next prospect, and "steal" of the draft until the late second round, I have nothing better to do than to give you my 5 Bold Predictions for this upcoming season:

5: Power-shift in division supremacy. The West will be the best, the East will be a feast.

-- Every team that has emploded this off-season has been from the Eastern conference. From GM Justin losing the best all around player in the league in Troy Marshall as well as Damore Richards, to GM Rob mindbogglingly trading his franchise PG Bobby Chang and expecting Scott Cunningham to take it lying down, to hell even myself here in Tampa losing Rookie of the Year Malcolm Hayes and stud Reggie Jones. I do believe I've rebounded the best in finding replacement of the aforementioned, but both GM Rob and GM Justin are two of the best in the game and the off-season isnt over yet. The West however, have only gotten stronger. Aside from garbage teams getting players that wouldn't sign in a million years....expect the West to be the best.

4: The Super League raid isnt over, 3 of top 5 picks.

-- This is directed at the new GMs. DONT piss you franchise rookie off....even once. I think the Canadians, Henderson and Thomas wont think twice about leaving to go back home to the professional Canadian teams in the Super League. GM AlexK & GM Talon....be wary....very wary and chose your words carefully. Marx with Franchise calling the shots may be just be one error away from packing his bags as well.

3: The "Iron Lady" is the cream of the crop.

-- GM Jenn has turned things around last season with her Hollywood Stars. Under Coach Mongo, the Stars were a very strong team, yet lack the subsistence to even make a dent in their playoff hopes. Now, with their returning lineup, ROY Malcolm Hayes and addition of hidden gem Cheese King to their bench, the Stars will be the team to beat next season in ALL of the FBL. We all know how well pre-season predictions go based on a teams strength on paper, they mean shit all, but I think barring a major fuck up, GM Jenn & her Stars will be the team to beat......until the Season 14 off-season where her cap will explode.

2: "Riverbandits" will make the playoffs

-- I've already taken notice of GM Talon here in his very short time in the FBL. He's made a bit of a blunder with signing Thomas to way more money than what he'll produce, but he dominated the expansion draft landing 2 of the top 3 players available. I think that they will be uber-competitve, much like San Diego last season, and I see them squeeking into the playoffs in the 4th and final spot.

1: GM Franchise DIDNT fuck up a pick, Marx will be Rookie of the Year....if he stays.

-- As much as he's been the joke of the FBL, how couldn't my biggest and boldest prediction involve the one and only GM Franchise. For how much hes made a joke of himself of the past few seasons hes bound to have learned a few things and develop somehow as a GM here in the FBL, and he showed it by taking the best value player in the draft Clarence Marx. I see Marx as this years Malcolm Hayes, being an elite talent not taken in the top 3. Thing being that ol' Franchy doesnt piss Marx off and make him bolt to the Super League.

Grading the Offseason: Volume I

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With our first 6 teams locked in for Season 13, I wanted to get an early start on evaluating their offseason and give my prediction for their upcoming season. So without furtheradue, let's jump into it.

BATON ROUGE RIVERBANDITS

Talon is the GM is the new expansion team for Season 13 and he made quite a splash. According to many pundits, he had the best Expansion Draft, and I 100% agree with that. He took a high ceiling player like Swoop McCarthy in the first pick and followed him up with the best passing PG in the league in Jay Chill. He also added a very nice future successor at PG in Todd Yallop. In the FBL College Draft, he selects, IMO, the best player in the draft, in Chris Thomas with the 3rd overall pick. In one of the bolder moves, he stole away Shakers Lee from the Super League, where he will once again be coached by Rattle Lee. All in all good moves by Talon to make a very competitive first year team. The the first mistake happened, when he got a little too greedy by trying to steal away Hans Stimmar from the Super League to be his assistant coach. Instead, it resulted in Talon having the counter offer the Super League's attempt at stealing Chris Thomas. This resulted in Talon having the trade out Hans Fuhr, and down in the draft. He was only able to sign inexperiences The Great Waldo as his assistant and that could pose problems in terms of his young team improving. While not a perfect off season, I think it was a very solid job done by GM Talon.
GRADE: B
PROJECTION: 2nd Place in Eastern's South Division


COLORADO HOOKS

Another expansion team for Season 13, this one ran by newcomer AlexK. Alex certainly didn't start his FBL career on a high note by selecting Baldo with his first pick in the Expansion Draft. He tried to regroup by adding solid players in Sheldon Day, Kevin Moose, and Butch Paul. But he had what many believe was another mistake by selecting Grizla Valinka in the Expansion Draft too. Alex had the first pick in the College Draft and selected top prospect, Donnie Henderson. A player that he can definitely build around for the future of the franchise. In the second round, he selected Ofal Akanna, who is a bit of an unknown at this point, but early sources say he may not be the best fit for the Hooks at SF. Other then drafting, it was a very quiet offseason for the new franchise as GM AlexK didn't make any additional moves.
GRADE: C
PROJECTION: 6th Place in the West's Southern Division


KENTUCKY HAYSEEDS

Following another Eastern Conference crown, GM Hondo got right back to work on trying to earn the Seeds a 4th FBL Championship. Hondo decided to bid farewell to longtime Seed, Jay Chill in an effort to keep his young guards, albeit a tough, but wise decision to make. Hondo came to agreement that sent Joe Redd to Mississippi for Miles Peters, that gives Kentucky yet another scorer.... a move that could potentially disrupt the chemistry of the team a bit. Hondo hit the free agent market and found journeyman Country Sampson to fill the void left by Joe Reed at Center. In the College Draft, Hondo selected Max Crander, who many feel will provide solid depth for the Seeds. All in all, another business like offseason for GM Hondo.
GRADE: A-
PROJECTION: 1st Place in the East's North Division


LAS VEGAS ACES

GM Dorling has been on vacation since the season ended for his Aces in the playoffs in Season 12. Dorling made all the necessary moves to field his team for Season 13 during Season 12 and got to sit back and relax while the mayhem of the FBL offseason was unleashed. Dorling added Ronnie Stanza, Tim McDonald, and Rey Rodrigo for Season 13 and looks to be the class of the West. The only issue arising right now is how Dorling will deal with 6th Man of the Year, Tim McDonald, who had visions of wanting to be a starter. All I know is that GM Dorling may have the team to get him that 2nd FBL ring and to become the first GM to win a FBL Championship in both conferences.
GRADE: A
PROJECTION: 1st Place in the West's South Division


PROVIDENCE DIAMONDS

Boy, oh boy, where do we start from here. After losing in the FBL Finals, GM Rob headed down the wrong wormhole. In a move that didn't make any sense at all, he trades away Bobby Chang to Mississippi for Ernie Bell. While Bell is a great player, he didn't have the same bond as Chang's college teammate and Season 12 MVP, Scott Cunningham had. That one move triggered a series of events. Cunningham bolted to the Super League... and heralded Coach Vlad Bogolov resigned, later signing with Boise. Rob also made a trade for big time Futurama fan, Marty Brown, in another strange decision. Rob did salvage a little bit by signing free agent Sean Rivers, but the feeling in Providence is quite sad over the loss of Chang and Cunningham. In the College Draft, Rob selected Will Robbins, who will be a project player for the Diamonds. On the coaching front, GM Rob panicked a little bit and hired the FBL's alcoholic in talented coach, when sober,  Cappy Fields. As Assistant, Rob went with unknown water boy, Norman Specks. It will be a very tough hill for GM Rob to climb as he has promised the Providence organization a trip to the playoffs and with the format changes, it could help him.
GRADE: D-
PROJECTION: 4th Place in East's North Division.


PUERTO RICO WAVES

In what was a long last half of the season for Justin, came the offseason and the inevitable end of Troy Marshall, Damore Richards, and Shakers Lee's stay in Puerto Rico. Justin, in route to the offseason, also managed to piss off Dre Majors, resulting in Dre wanting out as well. So Justin faced an uphill battle, needing to replace four of his starters. He worked a deal that brought Caleb Toom to the Waves for Damore Richards. Then he sent Troy Marshall to Boston in exchange for Sy Rogers and Reggie Ferndale. And finally he sent Dre Majors and Suzuki Hondo to Virginia for defensive specialist, Kolo Rolo and Chris Perkins. Justin added huge GM Justin fan, Bart Finkle to the team as well as drafting Holland's Rik Kluff in the College Draft. Overall, this team is a shell of what was and a bit average... but that might be exactly what GM Justin needs. His best decision of the offseason was appointing longtime and Waves Hall of Famer, Djem Maluka as Assistant Coach.
GRADE: C
PROJECTION: 5th Place in the East's South Division

Grading the Offseason: Volume II

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With the offseason quickly coming to an end... let's take a look at 6 more teams and their offseason grades and my predictions.

MONTANA BEARS

With the shocking departure of GM Jag... the Bears have turned to new GM... Flins. Flins did a good job keeping the core of the team together, but many feel it might have been time for a change in Montana. Needless to say, Flins will have a competitive team for Season 13. He went out and acquired defensive specialist Lucic Chachenko from Anchorage. He also signed Sven Morgensen, who is a reliable player off the bench. In the draft, he selected Fernando Fernandez from Spain, a guy that could make a run at the 6th Man of the Year award and David Bordan, who many feel will just fill a bench role. Signing Head Coach Horace Hall was great move by Flins to help erase the memory of Farooq and Shaw. Some expected GM Flins to make a bigger splash with his roster, but some feel he did the right thing by keeping his core together... only time will tell.
GRADE: C+
PROJECTION: 4th Place in West's North Division


VIRGINIA COLONIALS

There is a new era in Virginia for Season 13 as GM Stoner along with owner Virgil Hayes have compiled a very solid team. While Hayes made deals to get Bolak Huir, Leon Dreams, and Creed Jackson to Virginia... Stoner also brought ill-tempered, but very talented Dre Majors on board as well as sound back-up point guard, Suzuki Hondo. In the draft, he selected the best SF left to take in Jesse Cole and he should be able to help the team as the starter. He rounded up his offseason by adding Tony Braize, who should be good off the bench, and Craig Gary. On top of all that, Stoner got Conrad Class and Bob Timms to come back to Virginia as a team. Overall, Virginia fans can get excited for the first time since beloved GM Dorling fled to Vegas.
GRADE: B+
PROJECTION: 3rd Place in East's North Division


BIRMINGHAM GREENHORNETS

Hold your breath... GM Franchise is in town. While many were expecting Franchise to trade away the entire team for a bunch misfits, Franchise actually compiled a competitive, can I say?, team. I don't think anyone expect Franchise to move mountains in his first season in Birmingham, but he might have done enough to end his and the franchise's winless streak. Let's start with his draft pick of Clarence Marx in the first round... as long as Franchise can keep the boat steady, many pundit believe Marx will be a star player in the FBL. He made a trade that brought Findi Muwama over from San Diego as well as Felix Johnson from Bismarck. He also traded away contract eater Rex Holly to Boston, but less of a contract eater in Chuck Ginge. He topped his roster off by signing competitive eater and FBL Champion, Chuckles Tree. Franchise was at it again with the overpaid coaching though as he signed untested and unproven Ron Doors to a $9 million contract... let's hope that pays off for him. While this team won't blow you away, there are pieces here that GM Franchise can work with... but first he has to make sure to extend the contracts of Joey "Joy" Mazuka and Sunshine Stream.
GRADE: C
PROJECTION: 6th Place in East's South Division


HONOLULU VOLCANOES

Terrorism in Hawaii? Maybe not! GM Bone has quickly erased the horrible taste in everyone's mouth from GM Franchise's short stay. Quickly getting a quality couch in Dave Chart and wheeling and dealing to land Reggie Jones. Also with the signing of Assistant Coach Father Pablo Mura, he signed two of his orphans to deals... and get this... they are two young promising players out of high school. In the College Draft, Bone selected Jay Riggins and Greg "Gray" Dawn, both of whom will contribute heavily for the Volcanoes. Bone also traded for reliable Nick Standers from Texas as well to round out his roster. Not a lot of people expected Bone to change the look of this franchise in one offseason, but he has certainly done a heck of a job getting this team assembled. I think the encouraging sign is they have a lot of cap room to play around with for contract extensions and to maybe make a run for someone big next season. Honolulu might actually have a winning season this year! Hats off to GM Bone.
GRADE: B+
PROJECTION: 4th Place in West's South Division


TEXAS STALLIONS

It was quite the busy offseason for GM Strike. He made a big splash early on by acquiring Krease McCool from Mississippi, but was greeted with an empty team to build around him after trading Miles Peters, Mack Ryan, and Caleb Toom in the deal. But Strike fed off the criticism and went out and got former Stallion, Xavi Madrid from Barcelona. He also signed Billy Russell and son of Stallion great OJ McLoo... Jarrett. In the College Draft, he signed Cody Show, Owens Bridge, and Charles Munsen. While Show and Bridge will be thrust into the starting line-up, Munsen will just serve as a guy to eat some minutes off the bench. Many questioned the contract of Cody Show, but if he can produce, maybe GM Strike will be the one laughing. Owen Bridge could be a big story for the Stallions this year as they try to move on after the retirement of Stallions legend, JJ Rogers. GM Strike also secured his coaching staff for the future, so with all that said... while Texas may not be as good as last season on paper... they have the capability to be better in the future.
GRADE: B-
PROJECTION: 1st Place in East's South Division


SAN DIEGO SEAGULLS

With the inaugural season in the books, GM Jon will look to move towards a playoff berth in Season 13. Jon remained pretty quiet in the offseason, but made a few deals. He made some trades to get into he College Draft, where he selected Brett Porter and Kenny Wang. Both of which will be able to improve a bench that was pretty awful last season. He also acquired Ramick Lazco to fill the void left by the trading of Findi Muwama. The biggest news, not surprising, in San Diego was the Head Coach position. Somehow Gene Okenfunk was contacted by another team and offered their job and he took it, leaving GM Jon in search for the 3rd Head Coach in the franchise's short existence. He decided on Mark Brown, who many feel cannot handle the Head Coaching position and is better suited as the Assistant for a team, but there are others who think, if you give him the appreciation, he will make results happen. Let's hope for GM Jon's sake, it's the later or else he might have a recurrence of coaching problems in Season 13. Overall, a sound job done by GM Jon to hopefully get San Diego to the next level.
GRADE: B
PROJECTION: 3rd Place in West's South Division

Grading the Offseason: Volume III

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We now take a look at the next six teams that locked in for Season 13.

TAMPA BAY DRAGONS

What can you say about GM Cory that isn't already known? He will be on thin ice this season due to the implosion of his, at the time, league leading Dragons in Season 12. But he appears to have made some good decisions heading into Season 13. He has a new coaching staff, led by Olympic Coach, Red Mason.... hopefully he has learned from past mistakes and can create a partnership with this one. He had to get rid of two heads of the three-headed serpent in Reggie Jones and Malcolm Hayes and in return he now has Washington Owens and Andreas Kurtz. Overall, not too shabby of a job as Tampa one again has a solid starting five. What concerns me is there bench, which is a bit worse from last season with the singing of Fred Flanders and the drafting of Nigel Bobblecock. Another area concern for GM Cory has to be that Washington Owens is the only player that is eligible at SG and many critics feel that Owens could get burnt out from all the minutes he will have to play, let alone, he had only played the PG position at this point, so it'll be a week by week thing to see how Owens handles it. Overall though, Cory once again made some good moves and has put together a talented team. The question remains, can he let them play without wrecking it now?
GRADE: C+
PROJECTION: 3rd Place East's South Division


ANCHORAGE GLACIERS


GM Rebel promised Ty Williams help and Rebel gave him exactly that. In one of the better trades made by a GM this offseason, as Rebel acquired Ricky Hallmark in exchange for Bolak Huir. He also had a good draft, selecting Lars Holgan and Reagan James, while also trading for another rookie in Calvin Addams. He made some questionable decisions by adding Mark Peck and Davis Newton to fill out his bench... especially the Newton signing. The days of Bobby Joe Roddick are long gone now as he signed Navy Veteran, Vernon Nelson as assistant coach, a move that was praised by critics. It'll be interesting to see if the rookies can immediately keep up with the pace of the FBL and if that's the case, Anchorage and GM Rebel could be in for a deep ride in the playoffs.
GRADE: B-
PROJECTION: 3rd Place in West's North Division


HOLLYWOOD STARS

Coming off the best season in ages for the Hollywood, GM Jen made some moves that could make Hollywood the FBL Champions in Season 13. She acquired Washington Owens and Cheese King in exchange for Sunshine Stream and Joey Mazuka from Birmingham. Then she sent Owens to Tampa Bay for Rookie of the Year, Malcolm Hayes. She picked up skilled combo guard Kev Sanders and also drafted one of the steals of the College Draft in Rhys Mitchell with the last pick. Echo Walls will be thrust into the starting role and was signed to an extension, which was a great move. There could be some pressure on Allan this season with Mitchell breathing down his neck, but other than that... the Stars are looking great on paper. DeShawn Drummond has to be pleased with the supporting cast around him and it might be enough for him to also sign an extension this season. Bright outlook for Hollywood and GM Jen.
GRADE: A
PROJECTION: 2nd Place in West's South Division


PITTSBURGH BLADES

GM Libre has taken the Blades into a team of average misfits and has now assembled a team that could make a challenge against the favorite, Hayseeds. Libre's first order of action was acquiring in a trade with Las Vegas, Remo. He followed that with a trade that brought in bright prospect, Pablo Hurtado... who some think will be a future 6th Man of the Year winner. But in the biggest deal... Libre traded Creed Jackson in return for one of the most respected and talented players in the league, Clint Danberry. Things looked a bit bleak for awhile as the Blades tried to fill a shooting guard void, but they signed Pebbles Lane after not being signed by Boise, and it was praised by all pundits as Pebbles was one of the other steals of the College Draft. Filling out his bench, GM Libre went with Jamie Anderson, who won't dazzle you, but won't lose you games either. And finally, the days of Chris Punder in Pittsburgh are over as GM Libre signed former Montana Bears coach, Nick Shaw to replace Punder as Assistant while also extending beloved Head Coach Ollie Stambola. One thing is for sure, GM Libre has made the great people of Pittsburgh forget who GM Shields even is.
GRADE: A
PROJECTION: 2nd Place in East's North Division


PORTSMOUTH DEFENDERS

GM Shields takes over this new expansion team and started things off with a bang, by drafting Cedric Malone with the first pick in the Expansion Draft. He also skilled point guard, JR Valentine and veteran leader, Larry Stevens. He made a questionable call in drafting and making Ching Bu his starting center... a move that most likely will not work out for the Defenders. In the College Draft, Defenders made an outstanding selection in drafting James Grant. On the bench for the Defenders, GM Shields drafted German rookie, Bralin Hurtz in the College Draft and journeyman, Rick Emerson in the Expansion Draft. Filling out his roster, he made a good trade in acquiring Jose Caballero, who will serve as the team's 6th Man. GM Shields had most his problems arise on the coaching search though. He couldn't come to agreements with Vlad Bogolov or George Lane and settled on unproven Ray Johnson at the helm. In his worst move of the offseason, he added avid pen seller, Deuce Callahan as the assistant. A decision that will not help with the development of his rookies. The question that will shadow GM Shields this season, is can he keep Cedric Malone and Larry Stevens in check and will he listen to his coaches? Regardless, GM Shields has a team that could make the playoffs, but will they?
GRADE: C+
PROJECTION: 5th Place in East's North Division


SEATTLE TOPPERS

GM Dom and the reigning FBL Champions Seattle Toppers are looking for a repeat. The big four in Velez, Harding, Deane, and Ronko stayed put which was no surprise. Entering in though was College Draft picks Bill Parkson, Mark Turner, Jaime Ortega, and Jeff Poole. So GM Dom decided to go young and while it could pay off in the future, many are hesitant on whether it will get them back to the FBL Championship in Season 13. Mark Turner will do great things as the 6th Man of the team and Jaime Ortega looks to be the successor to Chico Velez. But Parkson and Poole are what you call "Draft Duds" and could hinder the success of the Toppers. But knowing GM Dom, he can take average looking teams and make deep runs into the postseason, so you can never count him or the Topper out.
GRADE: C+
PROJECTION: 1st Place in West's North Division

THE N.S. REPORT 3 - PART 2 (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-07-14T19_38_05-07_00)

In this second half of the episode, it is the moment that you have all been waiting for as That Strike Guy and Primo Pancho get in touch with a figure that's both loved and hated across the FBL in GM Dorling. Dorling joins the N.S. Report to discuss his history over his years in the FBL, his relationships with certain players, we ask some questions from the viewing audience, do a little word association and of course...it's the clash you have been waiting for. Dorling vs. Pancho and the gloves do indeed come off. This is a good one, folks, give it a whirl. Not to mention, the nice little easter eggs at the start and end of the show.

Grading the Offseason: Volume IV

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Our last six teams have locked in for the season, so let's get right to it.


BISMARK JAGUARS

No team made a bigger positive splash then that of GM Josh and the Jaguars. Josh seemed to have learned a few things since his time with Honolulu and picked up a few tricks during his season away from the FBL. He signed former Tampa Bay coaching duo Maurice Mays and Ben Legacy to come aboard, a great move by Josh as they proved to be good for Tampa until Cory wrecked things. But, let's take a look at what he did in the Expansion Draft, shall we? With his first pick, he selected former 6th Man of the Year, David Kradle. While not the best pick in the world, it will solidify his bench for the season. He followed the Kradle pick with picks of Jose Caballero, Ben Williams, Chii Mai, Felix Johnson, and Marty Brown. I'd say a pretty underwhelming Expansion Draft. GM Josh sent Marty Brown to Providence and sent Felix Johnson to Birmingham. In the College Draft, Josh went with Lou Malone with the second overall pick and followed him up with picks of Mick O'Brien and Raj Thakar. Sitting with his team nearly complete and a ton of cap room, GM Josh went for the home run ball as he contacted Nigel Falls about bringing reigning FBL MVP, Scott Cunningham back into the FBL. He was told to get Bobby Chang first and that's exactly what he went out to do. He traded Ben Williams to Mississippi to get Bobby Chang, then to make cap room for Cunningham, he trades Jose Caballero to Portsmouth for Jamie Dawson. After that, the pen went to paper and Cunningham became a Jaguar. Easily the biggest signing and move, possibly ever in any FBL offseason. Now can Josh get Bismark to the playoffs and a potential championship? One thing is for sure, Bismark became the class of the this expansion season.
GRADE: A+
PROJECTION: 2nd Place in West's North Division


BOSTON BELLS

Oh man, I'm left a little speechless on what happened in Boston over this offseason. GM TyTy went for broke when he traded for Season 11 MVP, Troy Marshall in exchange for Sy Rogers and Reggie Ferndale.... and broke is exactly what TyTy ended up as Marshall said "NO!" to Boston and opted to the Super League, leaving Boston with a very depleted roster. In the College Draft, TyTy went with Vlad Blazka, Roddy McCray, and Gobble Alot... neither of them giving the Boston fan base anything to get excited about. He then signed defensive bench player Chuck Ginge before trading him to Birmingham for draft bust, Rex Holly and his massive over paid contract. He brought over Tony Luco to be his assistant again, which was probably his best move of the offseason. But he also, for some strange reason, signed Gene Okenfunk from San Diego to be the Head Coach. In the end, GM TyTy is left with a couple of decent point guards and nothing else as this is rumored to be the worst team ever assembled in the FBL. While GM TyTy might be broke, let's hope he's not broken. In saying that, one win might be a huge stretch for this team this season.
GRADE: F
PROJECTION: 6th Place in East's North Division


BOISE SPUDS   

This poor franchise has gone through so much. Between Arkia and her seductive nature... GM Franchise... Powers taking the team to Mississippi with him... and TyTy. Now they have GM Triple B under the helm and it already looks like things are off in a better direction. Triple B quickly dealt away Tony Luco to Boston and Hank Gray to Mississippi. He then signs on the team of Vlad Bogolov and Nezra Borgavich which many think could be one of the top coaching tandems this upcoming season. Vlad also hooked Triple B up with two players from Russia in Petri Rovuk and Druzen Krakovic. In the College Draft, B went with Babe Ribbs, Nariaki Hitomi, and Pebbles Lane. He opted not to sign Lane however. B also acquired solid Center, Nyako Umjumbo from San Diego. All in all, albeit a young team in Boise... a bright future is definitely on the horizon for the Spuds and GM Triple B... and they could make a run for the playoffs this season in what appears to be a very balanced North Division.
GRADE: B
PROJECTION: 6th Place in West's North Division


WYOMING TIMBERWOLVES

The biggest drama coming from Wyoming's camp this off-season was the disappearance of GM Black Death. We all hope he is okay and he comes back to us soon. In the meantime, we found out that a new GM, Soul, will be taking over in the interim. Wyoming did some good moves this off-season to position themselves for a run at the postseason. After acquiring Gary Boldeer from Anchorage, they traded away Andreas Kurtz for a high draft pick and Sparky Weasel from Honolulu. They looked to the draft for the rest of the off-season to complete their roster by drafting Mowa and Wayo Juiama in the first round and Kazuko Lee in the second round. All three of them are expected to make a positive impact for the Wolves in Season 13. On the coach front, GM Black Death went and finally hired a reliable assistant in Zizac Rekov, officially ending the awful reign of Moses Franks. I expect the Wolves to be competitive in the wide open North Division and a playoff berth is not out of the question. In the meantime, all eyes will be on new GM Soul to make sure the ship stays afloat.
GRADE: B-
PROJECTION: 5th Place in West's North Division


ROSWELL ALIENS

GM Steven is now coming off back-to-back Western Finals and expectations couldn't be higher in Roswell for Season 13. In a shocking development Sean Rivers bolted to the Super League, leaving a gaping slot at the shooting guard position. Chris Flynn was stolen by Texas and Assistant Coach, Mark Brown was stolen by San Diego. GM Steven had his work cut out for him. He traded for Hans Fuhr, who will serve as the teams 6th Man... a somewhat questionable decision there. He also acquired Roy and Wes Ferndale as well, to fill out his bench. In the College Draft, he selected Alec Bradd, who will be inserted immediately into the starting line-up. It's strange to say, but it looks like Roswell took a step back this off-season instead of taking a step forward. And it's all because of two very important decision made by GM Steven. One, he signed age old Scott Fletcher to a $14 million contract extension. And two, he failed to send in the paperwork to extend his team captain and heart of the Aliens, Champ Martin's contract.... and now does not have the cap room to do so. I expect some turmoil in Roswell this season and GM Steven is going to have to hit the think tank to figure out of this mess.
GRADE: D+
PROJECTION 5th Place in West's South Division


MISSISSIPPI STEAMERS

And last, but not least, we have the Steamers and GM Powers. Before I get started, let me say that there is ZERO returning starters to the Steamers this season. GM Powers started off by dealing away disgruntled star player, Krease McCool to Texas in exchange for Miles Peters, Mack Ryan, and Caleb Toom. He then traded away Ramick Lazco to San Diego. He then traded, this will start sounded repetitive,  Miles Peters to Kentucky for Joe Reed. He then traded away Caleb Toom to Puerto Rico for Damore Richards. He then traded away Ernie Bell to Providence for Bobby Chang, which triggered the Scott Cunningham incident. Upon running into some cap issues, he traded away Bobby Chang to Bismark for Ben Williams. He also traded for Hank Gray from Boise. Okay so I have heard of trading, but I think GM Powers might have gone a little overboard this off-season. In the middle of all that, star defensive player Dennis Reigns bolted to the Super League. In free agency, he picked up his 6th Man, Paul Wheeter and undrafted Eric Eisen. Then in a very strange decision, he adds actor, Marcus Wear to the team to fill out his bench. In my opinion, I think he should have stopped after getting the three quality players from Texas and then get his bench decided with his remaining cap. To replace departed Horace Hall, GM Powers hired Nathan Spots on, who I think will do a decent enough job in that position. There is some good things I like about Mississippi, but I will take about the things that could effect their season. Hank Gray was rumored as the starter and if I recall correctly, at his age, I think he is better off coming from the bench. And Marcus Wear? Really? REALLY!? Especially when someone like Phil Cook could have given you at least a guy that wants to play basketball and knows how to dribble one. GM Powers has a good core of Damore, Mack, and Reed and they will need to carry this team to the postseason.
GRADE: C
PROJECTION: 4th Place in East's South Division

Grading the Offseason: Volume V

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Now that every team is is locked in. I will give my final predictions on the upcoming season as well as who I think will be taking home the individual hardware.

WESTERN CONFERENCE

North Divsion
1. Seattle Toppers
2. Bismark Jaguars
3. Anchorage Glaciers
4. Montana Bears
5. Wyoming Timberwolves
6. Boise Spuds

South Division
1. Las Vegas Aces
2. Hollywood Stars
3. San Diego Seagulls
4. Honolulu Volcanoes
5. Roswell Aliens
6. Colorado Hooks


EASTERN CONFERENCE

North Divsion
1. Kentucky Hayseeds
2. Pittsburgh Blades
3. Virginia Colonials
4. Providence Diamonds
5. Portsmouth Defenders
6. Boston Bells

South Division
1. Texas Stallions
2. Baton Rouge RiverBandits
3. Tampa Bay Dragons
4. Mississippi Steamers
5. Puerto Rico Waves
6. Birmingham GreenHornets

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Western Conference Champion: Hollywood Stars

Eastern Conference Champion: Pittsburgh Blades

FBL Finals Champion: Hollywood Stars

FBL Finals MVP: Malcolm Hayes (Hollywood)

Season 13 MVP: Redford Shack (Las Vegas)

Season 13 Defensive Player of the Year: Mutu Mukwaza (Pittsburgh)

Season 13 6th Man of the Year: Pablo Hurtado (Pittsburgh)

Season 13 Rookie of the Year: Chris Thomas (Baton Rouge)

All-FBL Team: PG: Ricky Hallmark (Anchorage), Krease McCool (Texas), Scott Cunningham (Bismark), Kamil Bennett (Kentucky), Redford Shack (Las Vegas)

Finally got round to listening NS Report. A lot of fun and very good guys. Moments in FBL was very funny.

Quote from: Trumpers on July 20, 2013, 10:24:01 AM
Finally got round to listening NS Report. A lot of fun and very good guys. Moments in FBL was very funny.

The idea just came off Talon, Pancho and I reading over old season stuff from some of the guys across the league - I think we've got a homerun with those, so it'll be fun implementing them into the shows as we go through the season. Also, Dorling's being brought in to do Vraba every single time now after that last one. Glad you enjoyed it, boss, would love to have you on again at some point whenever you've got the time.

THE N.S. REPORT 4 (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-07-29T00_39_10-07_00)

In this N.S. Report, The Strike Guy and Primo Pancho are up and at it to recap some of the main topics and results in the first week of Season 13. Between the fact they're both ecstatic that GM Death has returned, their reactions to one of the biggest news up to date in the past few seasons and how they decide to cope with it, breakdowns, sneezes, Strike thinking it's 2 A.M. while they're inside of a studio...all of this and more! So take a seat, relax, lean back and give it a whirl.

WHO'S THE BEST FBL AGENT?
by Hond A. Adande


So you wanna play in the FBL, huh? Well good luck, because the FBL is the premier basketball association in the world today, where the best of the best (and Chuckles Tree) hit the hardwood and vie for ultimate supremacy. But if you're ready to be a FBL Superstar, then you're gonna need some representation.

Currently, there are 12 agents licensed by the FBL with players in the league. But how do you go about picking the right one? That's where WE come in.

Using SCIENCE!, we've created an algorithm to see which agents get their players onto the court, who gets them the biggest paycheck and offers them the best representation. Using these rankings, we're going to rank them from 12 to number 1. Choose wisely, fledgling FBL player. The decision you make on your representation could be the difference between filet mignon and frozen dinners!

(NOTE: All statistics and figures taken from the end of Offseason. They do not reflect changes made once coaches and players came back from vacation.)

Without further ado, here's #'s 12 – 10 on our list.



NOTABLE CLIENTS
Jamal Tees, Roswell
Dusty Britches, Providence
Marty Brown, Providence

Number of Total Clients: 12
Number of Clients in FBL: 9
Number of Clients in SL: 3
Number of Clients unemployed: 0

Average Client Rating (0-12 scale): 3.44 (D+)
Average Client Salary (FBL only): $3.44 mil


If agents were cars, Dee Solo would be the old 1989 Buick Regal that sits on the back row of the dealership. It looks a little rough, one of the doors is different colors than the rest of the car, and it doesn't seem to have nearly as much to offer as the other cars around it. But it serves a basic purpose and gets you where you need to be. Well, most of the time anyway.

Dee Solo normally caters to lower-level players, players  who are trying to get a foot-hold into the league. His client base lacks a lot of the flash that other agents boast, but Solo has one thing going for him: all his clients have work. As a matter of fact, he is one of only five FBL agents that can say that all their clients play basketball somewhere in the world.

One of his biggest accomplishments to date is the massive contract he managed to land for Boston swingman Rex Holly. Holly, who has done very little in the league so far and is widely considered a draft bust, is not only the Bells' highest paid player, but he's also the fourth highest-paid starting SF in the Eastern Conference! He makes as much on a season as legendary SF Larry Stevens does.

A couple of his players (Tees and Britches, as well as Wayo Juiama) have shown promise, but for the most part, his clientele are just happy to be in the league.

FINAL ANALYSIS

If you're just looking to make it in the FBL, but you don't quite have the talent that other players do, Solo may be the guy to fill your cup. But if you're looking to make a big payday, and your GM isn't TyTy, then you may want to look elsewhere.



NOTABLE CLIENTS
Nick Gravin, Montana
Cedric Malone, Portsmouth
Pebbles Lane, Pittsburgh


Number of Total Clients: 30
Number of Clients in FBL: 23
Number of Clients in SL: 7
Number of Clients unemployed: 0

Average Client Rating (0-12 scale): 4.74 (C)
Average Client Salary (FBL only): $4.17 mil


Seeing Tony Conte so low on the list is, quite frankly, a little surprising. After all, he's tied for the most clients of any agent in the league, so apparently players tend to trust him. Conte also represents a lot of the league's bigger names. Outside of the three we already mentioned, he conducts business for the likes of Miles Peters, Harry Allan and Champ Martin.

On average, however, he may not be getting as much for his clients as most other agents. While he has statistically the ninth-best roster in the game, he's next to last in average salary. That's not good when your game is trying to get the most for your players. His clientele choices are a bit questionable too, choosing to represent the likes of Ching Bu, Bart Finkle and Gobble Alot, et. al. (Although to be fair, he managed to land the latter a 3 yr/ $1.3 mil contract. So he's got that going for him, which is nice.) Oh, and did I mention that he represents not one, not two, but SIX of the eight Boston Bells? That's not a great sign either.

FINAL ANALYSIS

He may be one of the most popular agents among players, and all of his clients have jobs, but he doesn't get quite the bang for their buck as they probably should. Being associated with Alot hurts matters as well.



NOTABLE CLIENTS
Cam Drake, San Diego
Jay Chill, Baton Rouge
Swoop McCarthy, Baton Rouge


Number of Total Clients: 30
Number of Clients in FBL: 24
Number of Clients in SL: 5
Number of Clients unemployed: 1

Average Client Rating (0-12 scale): 4.50 (C)
Average Client Salary (FBL only): $4.94 mil


Much like Tony Conte, Gary Scott appears to be trusted by a lot of the players in the league. He's tied with Conte for the most overall clients, and has more players that currently play in the FBL than any other agent. His stable has quite a few good ball players to boot. The crown jewel of his roster is Cam Drake, one of the promising young point guards in the league, as well as several upper-level roleplayers.

A few things drag Scott down a bit, however. For one, while he has the most players in the FBL, he has the second-lowest percentage of total clients in the FBL with a surprising 76%. And while he has some quality players in his portfolio, he has a few stinkers that drag them all down. He represents Chuckles Tree, the man famous for accidently winning a championship ring with Kentucky, as well as never-was guys like Grizla Valinka, Chuck Ginge, Jamie Dawson and Nigel Bobblecock. That's definitely a Murderer's Row of suck. Although to be fair, he managed to sucker GM Alex into a $5.5 million dollar contract for Valinka, so he's got at least SOME skill. Not being able to land Brock Landers a basketball job in the offseason knocks him down a little as well.


FINAL ANALYSIS

Gary Scott is a pretty good agent who represents a few really good players, but his collection of FBL turds brings the whole group down a few pegs.


Coming next week, Numbers 9 through 7!!

WHO'S THE BEST FBL AGENT? AGENTS 9 – 7
By Hond A. Adande

Last week, we told you who Numbers 12 – 10 were on our countdown of the best FBL agents. Now, we give you Numbers 9 - 7.





NOTABLE CLIENTS
Clint Danberry, Pittsburgh
Corbin Dallas, Montana
Dre Majors, Virginia

Number of Total Clients: 28
Number of Clients in FBL: 23
Number of Clients in SL: 5
Number of Clients unemployed: 0

Average Client Rating (0-12 scale): 4.65 (C)
Average Client Salary (FBL only): $4.65 mil


Agent Sam Muller was able to pull one of the biggest coups in FBL history when he retained the services of Clint Danberry, arguably the best center in the Eastern Conference. Swiping his services (and his huge commissions) from the likes of power agents like Nigel Falls is no small feat. But once you cross Danberry off the list, and get past Dallas, Majors, Ronnie Stanza and Matt Foster, you have... well, not a lot. If Dee Solo was the 1989 Buick Regal on the back row of the dealership, then Sam is the tan 2001 Dodge Caravan that you barely notice is there. There's a lot of mediocrity on his client roster, that's for sure. If his player base was a TV show, it'd be one of those dull comedies on the WB Network that isn't completely terrible, but no one gives a crap about. These guys are the Mello Yello of the basketball universe. They're the Pringles. And not the cool, pizza or buffalo sauce flavored ones. I'm talking the plain ones that taste like actual tennis balls.

FINAL ANALYSIS

Sam Muller has a few good clients, but there's so much mediocrity there that we barely notice he's here. If you're just looking for a job in the FBL, then Sam may be your guy. But if you want your star to shine, you better steer for more open waters.




NOTABLE CLIENTS
Damore Richards, Mississippi
Freddie Bishop, Kentucky
Kolo Rolo, Puerto Rico

Number of Total Clients: 17
Number of Clients in FBL: 14
Number of Clients in SL: 3
Number of Clients unemployed: 0

Average Client Rating (0-12 scale): 4.78(C)
Average Client Salary (FBL only): $4.61 mil



On the surface, Slick Punt seems like a decent enough agent. His client base, apart from a few turds in Marcus Wear, Fred Flanders and Ofal "Don't Call Me Awful (even though I am)" Akanna , isn't too shabby. There aren't any real "stars", per se, on his clientele, but he has guys who play on the upper level, like Richards, Bishop and Rolo, as well as JR Valentine, Eric Eisen and Mission. The biggest knock on Punt, aside from his fashion sense, is the contracts he's pulling in for his players.

Of all the agents in this list, only Tony Conte and Dee Solo pull in a lower average salary for their clients than Punt. Take for instance Mission, who despite being able to play three positions on the floor for perennial contenders Las Vegas, only draws in a $1 million dollar salary. You can argue that this is due to the shrewdness of GM Dorling's negotiating tactics, any other agent would have shopped his client around to at least drive up his price. This isn't the case for Punt.

Also take into account rookie guard Eric Eisen, who has shown much promise off of Mississippi's bench, but yet only draws a $500k salary. How does a player of his caliber make less money than other pure point guards, like  washed-up Chui Mai ($1 mil) and Sparky Weasel ($4.5 mil)? Shoddy negotiating, if you ask me.

FINAL ANALYSIS

While he has a good, solid core of clients, if you're looking to bring in some major loot, punt away from Slick.




NOTABLE CLIENTS
Leighton Lee, Tampa Bay
Ernie Bell, Providence
Felix Johnson, Birmingham

Number of Total Clients: 15
Number of Clients in FBL: 10
Number of Clients in SL: 4
Number of Clients unemployed: 1

Average Client Rating (0-12 scale): 4.90(C)
Average Client Salary (FBL only): $5.15 mil


Contrary to what you may think, Chip Mann isn't the guy who fills the vending machines, he's actually a pretty decent agent. His top client is all-star point guard Leighton Lee, who is slowly becoming the best point guard in the league (especially after JJ Rogers' retirement over the offseason). And he manages to get good salaries for his players, averaging $5.15 million per player. Consider also that he managed to get $ 4 mil per season for human waste of space Mick O'Brian and part-time porn star Felix Johnson a hefty $5.5 million dollar money shot. Heck, he even managed to get a Ferndale (Reggie, for those keeping score at home) a $6 mil contract! He knows the score at the negotiating table, that's a fact.

So what's the problem then, you say? Well, looking past Lee and Bell, his client roster is the Land that Talent Forgot. Mann is the FBL equivalent of Old Mother Hubbard, and that cupboard is BARE. His client base is an eclectic blend of has-beens and never-wases. Potential clients look at his lists of clients and nearly fall asleep. I'd call his list dull as dishwater, but the dishwater would be offended. We don't know what it is that keeps good clients away from a guy who can get them some serious cash. Maybe he has chronic bad breath or body odor. Or maybe he keeps a collection of Felix Johnson "movies" in his office and watches them at all hours. Who knows. But whatever it is, it must be major.

FINAL ANALYSIS

Chip Mann knows how to get his clients what they're worth. If you're out to make money, Chip's your guy. But you'll get sucked into a talent black hole if you do.

FBL Season 13 Midseason Report

We have reached the halfway point in the season... so let's take a look back at the past 5 weeks as well as name our predictions for the rest of the way.

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Regular Midseason Awards

MVP: Redford Shack - Center - Las Vegas Aces
Honorable Mentions: Clint Danberry (Pittsburgh), Creed Jackson (Virginia), Mason Griffin (Wyoming), Kamil Bennett (Kentucky)

DPotY: Mutu Mukwaza - SG/SF - Pittsburgh Blades
Honorable Mentions: Lou Malone (Bismarck), Kolo Rolo (Puerto Rico), Lucic Chachenko (Montana), Bolak Huir (Virginia)

6th Man: Tim McDonald - PG - Las Vegas Aces
Honorable Mentions: Pablo Hurtado (Pittsburgh), Sunshine Stream (Birmingham), David Kradle (Bismarck), Cheese King (Hollywood)

Rookie of the Year: James Grant - PF/C - Portsmouth Defenders
Honorable Mentions: Pebbles Lane (Pittsburgh), Lou Malone (Bismarck), Mowa (Wyoming), Rik Kluff (Puerto Rico)

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Made-Up Midseason Awards

Let's Pack Up Award: GM Strike leaving Texas to GM the new expansion, Calgary Thundercats

Biggest Trade: Virginia trades Dre Majors & S14 1st Round Draft Pick to Anchorage for Ricky Hallmark

Did that just happen?: GM Dorling stealing Malcolm Hayes from Hollywood, only to trade him to Providence

HOT MAMMA!: Puerto Rico signing Blair Smith for Season 14

D'oh!: GM Franchise and what is known as Mathgate

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Playoff Predications

West - North: Seattle, Bismarck, Montana, Anchorage

West - South: Las Vegas, San Diego, Hollywood, Honolulu

East - North: Kentucky, Virginia, Pittsburgh, Portsmouth

East - South Tampa Bay, Puerto Rico, Texas, Birmingham

FBL Finals: Tampa Bay over Hollywood

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All-Star Game Predictions

WEST
PG: Cam Drake - San Diego
SG: Mason Griffin - Wyoming
SF: Scott Cunningham - Bismarck
PF: DeShawn Drummond - Hollywood
C: Redford Shack - Las Vegas
BN: Joe Harding - Seattle
BN: Matt Foster - San Diego
BN: Ty Williams - Anchorage

EAST
PG: Leighton Lee - Tampa Bay
SG: Krease McCool - Texas
SF: Mutu Mukwaza - Pittsburgh
PF: Kamil Bennett - Kentucky
C: Clint Danberry - Pittsburgh
BN: Kolo Rolo - Puerto Rico
BN: Creed Jackson - Virginia
BN: Leon Dreams - Virginia

THE N.S. REPORT 5 (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-09-23T21_41_35-07_00)

In this N.S. Report, That Strike Guy and Primo Pancho are finally back after a series of issues involving microphones being dropped into the water and Pancho meeting Brian Beast happened. Nevertheless, they break down some of the action over the last week alongside the All-Star Break and then, they get to working on the college draft and those they believe will shine or fall. During that time, That Strike Guy ends up getting a lesson on taking the word "deserving" out of his vocabulary while Pancho continues to be, well, Pancho.

THE N.S. REPORT 6 (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-09-30T21_56_13-07_00)

In the sixth episode of the N.S. Report, That Strike Guy and Primo Pancho go through and examine the playoff possibilities looming before us, we take a look at the international side of the draft and try to estimate who's going to be good and who's probably going to suck (without even seeing any of their games, at that) and most importantly, we take a look at the coaches who are currently without jobs and lose our respective shit over one specific one.

Howard's Corner

Hello ladies and gents, I am Howard McAfee, your resident basketball loving guru.  I've been a devout follower of the NBA for the past thirty or so years and have decided to dust my old bifocals off and give the state of the FBL competition a chance.  A colleague of mine mentioned the FBL and the fact that I should check it out.  So I spent the past six months review old game footage and have finally gotten caught up to be current with the league.
I may be a little rusty, but as I churn out these reports, which by the way are called Howard's Corner, on a weekly basis I'm sure my analysis will improve.

So without further ado, lets get to it:

There are two weeks remaining in the Season 13 regular season and the playoff picture is taking shape.  You have your perennial stalwarts such as the Aces and Hayseeds sitting atop their divisions with the Waves bouncing back from a disastrous season a year ago and the Glaciers, despite not having a GM, have found their stride.  Both the Dragons and Seagulls have had impressive seasons, though both have suffered tough losses recently.  Other than those six teams, the rest of the league is so-so. 

Now I'm going to breakdown my view on things by division.

Northwest
The Glaciers sit atop the division and with two games to go I believe they will finish on top.  They have a solid team led by Ty Williams in the post and Ricky Hallmark as the floor general.  That dynamic duo is just too good to be caught.  The defending FBL Champions, Seattle Toppers, will make the playoffs albeit limping into the playoffs.  The Bears and Jaguars both will make the playoffs, the only question is in what order. 

Southwest

The Southwest division is the one with the clearest playoff picture.  The Aces have dominated all season and will continue to do so their last two games.  The Gulls are playing great basketball, not to mention handing the Aces their only loss.  The Stars and Volcanoes round out the top four and I believe those two will stay in that position.  The Aliens and Hooks are on the outside looking and will be rebuilding projects for the next couple of seasons.

Northeast

It is no surprise that the Hayseeds are number one in the Northeast division.  GM Hondo has his team firing on all cylinders as usual, even able to navigate through a potential disaster with his hiccup in handling the Country Sampson injury.  The Blades and Defenders are two outstanding teams who can beat anybody on any night.  The fourth spot comes down to the Colonials and Diamonds, which I believe the Colonials will win that battle.  If GM Shields can get Cedric Malone in order, I think they have a chance at dethroning the Hayseeds in the playoffs, but I will leave that for another column.

Southeast

The Puerto Rico Waves are the top team in the Southeast division despite the fact nobody gave them a chance at making the playoffs in the preseason.  GM Justin has put together a team of unselfish players who play the game the right way.  GM Cory made a nice run in the playoffs last year and has continued his success this season with possibly the best team in the FBL, despite the two losses on their record.  The Stallions, Greenhornets, and Steamers are all tied with the same record and only two playoff spots.  If I was a betting man, which I am, my money would be on the Stallions and Steamers making the playoffs.

Well folks that is it for now.  With week eight games coming up, you can expect a lot of drama and the hunt for the playoffs in overdrive.  Until then, this is Howard McAfee signing out!

PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS

Welcome everyone for another edition of Q's Corner. The playoffs are finally here in the FBL for Season 13 and the race to be called the best starts in the Divisional Playoffs. The odds have come out and Las Vegas is the favorite to win the entire thing, but if history has shown, GM Dorling and Las Vegas have had some problems in the postseason. 

In the North Division we have the reigning FBL Champs, the Seattle Toppers facing off against the Montana Bears. Late in the season, GM Flins was fired from Montana and the franchise appointed the beloved GM Jag back as the GM of the Bears, which has a lot of fans in Montana very happy. I know a few people that will be very happy about that and that is Gravin, Frazier, and Corbin. The heart of the Bears. In Seattle, it's been a little roller coaster ride for the Toppers, but GM Domingo knows how to get things done in the postseason. GM Domingo is the second winningest GM in the postseason and with Joe Harding and Rich Deane leading the charge, expect the Toppers to make some noise in this postseason.

In the other matchup in the North we have the North Division Champs, Anchorage Glaciers facing off against the new franchise, Bismarck Jaguars. Both teams have no GM as Rebel is now in Baton Rouge and Josh has taken over the Glaciers. This game will be Chang/Cunningham vs. Hallmark/Williams. My money is on the latter.

Now let's venture down to the South where the odds on favorite Las Vegas Aces and GM Dorling take on the struggling Honolulu Volcanoes and team terrorizer, GM Bone. While the Volancoes have had some good moments this season, it's going to take a total team effort to eliminate the Aces from the playoffs in the divsional round. This has been dubbed as the best Aces team EVER. Can GM Dorling and Coach Bunt live up to that billing? A good start might tell us that answer.

In the second match-up in the South we have the San Diego Seagulls and the Hollywood Stars. Before the season started, the Stars were a hype machine that didn't really live up to that billing. GM Jen lost two of her best players on the team and sort of spun backwards. It seems the team is primed and ready for a postseason run to show everyone that the hype in the preseason was warranted. In San Diego, what seemed like a legit threat to Las Vegas is no more. Due to what critics are calling Mathgate III, GM Jon over spent on his PR budget and now Cam Drake will be sitting out the playoffs. On top of that, GM Jon has taken his talents to Wyoming for Season 14 with his tail tucked between his legs. Regardless, it looks like the Gulls will be bounced out by the Stars.

Seattle over Montana
Anchorage over Bismarck
Las Vegas over Honolulu
Hollywood over San Diego

In the Conference Semi's... our predicted matchups will be Seattle vs Anchorage and Las Vegas vs. Hollywood. I'm going to continue rolling with GM Dom to the Conference Finals against a GMless Glaciers team. The tricky match-up will be Dorling vs Jen. Hollywood vs. Vegas. The rivalry. Earlier in the season Dorling stole Malcolm Hayes from Jen, only to turn around and trade him to the Diamonds. Will Hayes make him pay in this match-up? I think he might. In the end, it will be Eddie Lights' will to get another ring that advances the Aces to the next round.

Seattle over Anchorage in 2
Las Vegas over Hollywood in 3

The battle everyone wants to see for the right to go to the FBL Finals. The team of destiny against the reigning champs. Good vs Evil. I just think the Aces have too much talent from top to bottom to lose to the Toppers.

Las Vegas over Seattle in 2


Now let's go out East in the North. Kentucky and GM Hondo are atop in the East again and will be facing early season favorites Virginia in the divisional round. Hondo is led by perennial All-FBL PF Kamil Bennett and now have Kirk Byways as the head honcho against the twin pillars in Creed Jackson and Leon Dreams of Virginia. While Virginia has the capability to make a deep run in these playoffs, I don;t think everyone is all on the same page and against a Hondo led team that knows what it takes to go the distance, I forecast a Seeds victory.

Another intriguing matchup in the North is the surprising Portsmouth Defenders against the blue collar Pittsburgh Blades. GM Shields facing off against his former franchise. Both GMs and teams will be in search for their first playoff victory. In the regular season GM Libre and the Blades took both games, but we all know how hard it is to defeat a good team 3 times. However, that is where Clint Danberry and Mutu Mukwaza come in with their leadership. Will Larry Stevens be able to take this new franchise to the next level? I think he comes up just short of that.

In the South Division, we have two pretty gimme games in my opinion. First we have Puerto Rico and their stout defense against Krease McCool and the rest of the Stallions. Waves have been a surprise this season in what appeared to look like they could be headed towards another down year, but GM Justin has this team playing top notch basketball. While the Stallions have been a roller coaster ride all season as well as GM Strike ditching out for Calgary. Don't see this going any way than a Waves win.

In the second matchup in the South we have the Steamers against the Dragons. Not sure there is a team in every word of the meaning more then GM Cory and the Tampa Bay Dragons. The Steamers have talent, but they have no coach... no GM... and a lack of shall I say team pride. Dragons will roll in this game.

Kentucky over Virginia
Pittsburgh over Portsmouth
Puerto Rico over Texas
Tampa Bay over Mississippi

The next matchups are sure to be good. Kentucky vs Pittsburgh and Tampa Bay vs Puerto Rico. Kentucky beat Pittsburgh both times in the regular season, but this time I think the 3rd time will be the charm for GM Libre and the Blades. Mutu will shutdown Freddie Bishop while Clint and Kamil go basket for basket. In the end, I think the Blades march on. The Dragons and Waves split in the regular season, but I'm more sold on the Dragons in this matchup. They have enough offense to compensate the Waves defense. Leighton Lee will guide this team to victory.

Pittsburgh over Kentucky in 3
Tampa Bay over Puerto Rico in 3

This would be a fun match-up as you have two hard working teams. I think this could really go either way, as both teams have clutch players, great leadership, and good defense. I think in the end, it will come down to coaching and I have to give the nod to Coach Red Mason.

Tampa Bay over Pittsburgh in 3

FBL FINAL PREDICTION

My prediction in the FBL Finals is Las Vegas against Tampa Bay. I have been on the Dragons bandwagon all season and I do not plan on getting off now to go for the fancy choice in Las Vegas. On paper, Las Vegas should probably win the championship... but that is what I love about the game of basketball... the best team doesn't always prevail. I like the Dragons starting 5 and I think their bench can do just enough to beat the star cladded Aces. Dorling falls short of being the first GM to win an FBL Championship with 2 teams and GM Cory will finally get that eluded ring.

Tampa Bay over Las Vegas in 5

THE N.S. REPORT 7 - SEASON 14 OFFSEASON EDITION (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-10-12T19_53_59-07_00)

On this seventh episode of the N.S. Report, That Strike Guy and Primo Pancho come to you live from Las Vegas, shortly removed from an exciting FBL Finals to discuss all that there is to know within the impeding Season 14 alongside one of our favorite analysts of the FBL in Chase McCrackin. We break down the results of the Finals, take a hard, good look at the entire league and hypothesize movements, offseason acquisitions, raise our eyebrows at certain set moves, break down aspects of the upcoming drafts and get you geared up for what should be a fantastic Season 14!

Please, if anyone is reading this, I am being held against my will in a damp basement and forced to spit out mock drafts that only a couple dozen people ever read. I've been eating nothing but Top Ramen, candy corn and those Danish butter cookies that people give as Christmas gifts but never actually eat. All I have for entertainment are old copies of Readers Digest from 1997 and the toilet down here has been overflowing for days. Not to mention said toilet is a rusty Maxwell House can. Oh no, I hear them coming! Quick, call 911!...

I couldn't be HAPPIER to give you this projection of the upcoming draft! Nothing would ever please me more! I'm just happy to be here, in these lavish conditions and with such compassionate overseers—er—I mean, friends!

On to the picks!

(Picks are for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as a drafting guide)

1. Greenville Bulldogs – JOHN CUNNINGHAM, SG/SF, UNC

Like brother, like... well, brother. The top projected player in the league (and brother of former FBL MVP Scott Cunningham) carries on the tradition of being picked first in the league and should be the cornerstone of GM Powers' lineup for years to come.

2. Tempe Flying Squirrels – THOMAS POWELL, PF/C, Duke

It almost seems unfair that returning Super-GM Blade has a franchise center fall straight into his lap. Franchise centers are few and far between, and Blade will surely build his fledgling team around the big man from the North state. And although they have Vlad Blazka and Cody Show from the expansion draft, Powell is just too good to pass up.

3. Calgary ThunderCats – MICHAEL BARNES, SF/PF, UNLV

GM Strike will look to take this freshman team  and build around the most well-rounded player in this draft. Barnes kind of reminds me of Lou Malone and his balanced game, and that's what a young team needs to build around.

4. Montreal Foresters – CABIDAN FALLS, PF/C, UCLA

Yes, I know GM TJ drafted Chris Jones and Caleb Toom in the Expansion Draft, but it's hard to pass up on a guy like Falls, who may or may not be related to SuperAgent Nigel Falls. I'm not entirely sure since Nigel's restraining order against me doesn't allow me to just ask. Besides, we all know that Toom can't stick around a team for too long before he prices himself out of town. A frontline of Falls and Remo could be a nightmare for Eastern Conference teams.

5. Providence Diamonds – JUICE MCCLAIN, C, LSU

New GM CJ Gates could go any number of ways with this pick. After all, Providence is still rebuilding from the whole Cunningham/Chang debacle. This could be the most unpredictable pick in the entire draft. He could go backcourt and take Flo Payton, or they could go the international route and take either guard Simen Sorensen or combo forward Brag Anderson from Norway. But in the end, big men are at a premium, and McClain could fill a void left by the departing Kadeon Apollo.

6. Providence Diamonds (via Boise) – BRAG ANDERSON, SF/PF, NORWAY

Our first international player comes flying off the board at #6. As stated earlier, GM Gates has quite the rebuilding project on his hands, and this pick should shore up his front line and replace the dreadful Rex Holly if need be.

7. Birmingham GreenHornets (via Wyoming via Colorado) – FLO PAYTON, PG/SG, TEMPLE

Sure, combo guards seem to be twelve for ten cents these days, but there's a LOT of buzz around Payton, and he's rumored to be one of the best we've seen in years. Birmingham and GM Talon should be so lucky to have him land here. He will probably be the opening day starter at point guard if they decide to play Kolo Rolo at SG.

8. Calgary ThunderCats (via Pittsburgh via Boise via Boston) – DANNY FEEDER, G/SF, ENGLAND

GMs are no doubt salivating over Feeder's versatility, as guys like him have had quite the premium put on them over the years. This is a perfect fit for Calgary and a rookie franchise.

9. Colorado Hooks (via Colorado) – LYLE FREDERICKS, PG, TEXAS

Last year's floor general, Kevin Moose, is gone. The Hooks will need someone to lead the team on the floor, and Lyle Fredericks is possibly the best pure PG in the draft.

10. Baton Rouge RiverBandits (via Birmingham) – OYVIND TARBLA, PF/C, NORWAY

Tarbla could challenge Lars Holgan for that starting PF position, and in the worst case scenario, be a great sixth man off the bench to spell Holgan and dominant center Ty Williams.

11. Baton Rouge RiverBandits (via Boise via Pittsburgh via... themselves) – SIMEN SORENSEN, PG/SG, NORWAY

The Norwegian Invasion continues, and the second Scandinavian lands in the bayou. Sorensen is one of the top foreign prospects this season, and could help lead a RiverBandits team that showed a lot of promise last season, but ended up in a rebuilding stage for the second time in its short lifespan. Sorensen could start at either position that Rey Rodrigo doesn't .

12. Roswell Aliens – ROB PALACE, SG/SF, SYRACUSE

Roswell needs to find a replacement for "Captain Scottie" Fletcher, whose resigning with the team last year was the catalyst to the team's eventual downfall. Palace is a guy who can hold his own offensively as well as defensively, and should be a real asset for returning GM Arkia Fisk.

13. Honolulu Volcanoes – PANCHO VELEZ, PF/C, MEXICO

GM Bone may look to go the international route (insert terrorism joke here) to get a starter at Center. It remains to be seen whether Velez will be better than someone like Stig Svenson or the big Brazilian Tulio, but one thing is for sure, they need a replacement for the departed Chin Chik. They may also try to go for a point guard here, Price Hall is a name we've heard bandied around with this pick, but the safe money seems to be on center. But speaking of Hall...

14. Honolulu Volcanoes (via Texas) – PRICE HALL, PG/SG, MONTANA

...let's go ahead and slot him at #14. Hall, the younger brother of Horace, could be a real star in the league if he has half the skill his brother had. It is rumored that GM Bone has looked into drafting Hall, and it would be a surprise if he didn't go here.

15. Tampa Dragons (via Wyoming via Puerto Rico via Mississippi) – GIANFRANCO MORELLI, SF/SG, ITALY

With the recent departure of Washington Owens, the surprising Dragons have an opening at shooting guard. They probably would have loved to have Price Hall or Rob Palace fall to them, but those two are projected to be gone. Morelli is a big-bodied swingman who could cause Eastern conference defenders to have fits.

16. Mississippi Steamers (via Bismarck) – MANIC, PF/SF, ILLINOIS

A top ten talent falling to pick 16? Yes, please! Of course, there is the slight issue of possible occult activity and devil worship from the big man from Illinois, but he's a defensive dynamo who could stop the Kamil Bennetts of the world. More likely though, he'll spend most of his time at Small Forward, a need position for the Steamers. It's going to be a risk for GM Steven, but it could be the biggest reward in this draft.

17. Montana Bears – VAL KEATON, SG/SF, OHIO

Bears fans are still celebrating the return of beloved GM Jag, and Jag will no doubt look to draft the one position that always seemed to elude him, the Two Guard. Keaton is a cool customer under pressure, and could be a real asset for the Bears during those tough Western Conference games.

18. Anchorage Glaciers (via Virginia) – TURNER BANKS, PG, SAN DIEGO STATE

The Ricky Hallmark era in Anchorage is over, and they'll be looking for a PG of the future. Banks is a lightning quick guy who knows his way around a court, and could end up paying dividends for GM Josh for seasons to come. Most people would draft a Power Forward here (Yablo Yabla? Justin Crane?), but I think a talent like Banks falling to them would be a little too much to pass up.

19. Birmingham GreenHornets (via Hollywood) – YABLO YABLA, SF/PF, HOLLAND

GM Talon and the Hornets use their next pick to shore up another position in their future lineup. With Payton taking care of the backcourt, and recently-acquired Rik Kluff filling a need position down low, Yabla can fit in quite nicely at the three or four. With his size, he could be quite the dominant PF in a league that doesn't have many.

20. Birmingham GreenHornets (via Boise via Baton Rouge via Pittsburgh) SAM THOMPSON, SG/SF, HIGH SCHOOL

. The flashy but young Thompson could be the wing the Hornets are looking for if they decide to keep Rolo at SG. There's always a risk in drafting high school players, but Pebbles Lane last year showed us that when it pays off, it pays off big time.

21. Greenville Bulldogs (via Boise via Baton Rouge via Seattle) – STIG SVENSON, C, SWEDEN

GM Powers recently picked up Country Sampson in the expansion draft, but even he knows that Sampson isn't the long-team answer at the five. Svenson is a super tall center who could make it next to impossible for players to drive the ball to the basket.

22. Tampa Dragons – JUSTIN CRANE, PF, BYU

GM Cory has the luxury of making a depth pick here. Crane could very well be a successor to Bernie Class at the four.

23. Wyoming Timberwolves (via San Diego) – EDDIE HUGHES, SG/SF, MINNESOTA

New GM Jon will no doubt be looking for a little bench depth here. Hugues was a big-time scorer in school, but not against big-time competition. His real test is yet to come, but we still like Hughes and think he could be a real contributor to the Wolves, and may even make Wolves fans forget about Mason Griffin.

24. Greenville Bulldogs (via Boise via Birmingham via Portsmouth) – VAGN DAHL, PF, DENMARK

GM Powers could use his third pick in the FBL Draft to select a Power Forward for his fledgling team. They drafted Jeff Poole in the expansion draft, but he's only a one-year solution at best. Dahl could be a real steal for them at #24, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if he were the opening day starter at the Four.

25. Kentucky Hayseeds – TULIO, C, BRAZIL

GM Hondo has his starting lineup set for next season, so he can afford to draft guys to develop off the bench. Tulio is certainly one of the more enigmatic players in this draft. He's a skyscraper of a man at 7-feet-8, but it remains to be seen if he'll be more like surprise stars Ronko or Echo Walls, or more like major busts in Ching Bu or Fan Mu.

26. Portsmouth Defenders (via Birmingham via Anchorage) – WILK SMITH, SF/SG, PENNSYLVANIA

After a very public meltdown from GM Shields, Portsmouth is actively looking for a general manager. Whatever manager they find will certainly want to get away from the mentally-deranged Cedric Malone as quickly as possible. Drafting schoolyard legend Wilk Smith could be the way out.

27. Montreal Foresters (via Puerto Rico) – JOE GALLEN, PG/SG, FLORIDA

GM TJ focused mostly on his frontcourt in the expansion draft, now it's time to show the backcourt some love. Gallen could be just the guy to dish the ball to all those big men down low. Melvin Smarts is a capable point guard, but they could do a lot better.

28. Boise Spuds (via Providence via Las Vegas) – RONALD DEKKER, C, HOLLAND

Nyako Umjumbo will be a free agent next season, so look for GM Metro to draft his successor here. Dekker is another huge specimen who could make it tough for anyone to go down low.[/b]

FBL By The Numbers[/b]
By Geek Nerdington


Hello loyal FBL stat masters! Today we will be looking at how each team did during the off-season. This look is based purely on player grade and not on any factors such chemistry, team unity, Dorling's poaching skills or proximity to Franchise. For anyone who is interested in betting bit coins this season, this will be a guide and not an answer book for you.


Least Likely To Win:

Colorado - 30 (avg Grade D+/C-)

Interesting fact, last season the Boston Bells had the lowest grade of all time at an avg grade of D/D+. They beat (if you can call it that) the previous record which was set by the Boise Spuds team that GM Franchise assembled. As a matter of fact, this is at least the third time that Franchise has had statistically the worst team in the FBL. At least he is consistent.

A far cry from the decent team he assembled last season, (which had avg grade of C-/C) there is not too much saving grace to be found in his coaching staff. His assistant coach is average at C but the question mark hanging over Chris Camp has more to do than just with his coaching grade. I heard his reputation is killer though.

My prediction: After a decent season last year in which Franchise managed to almost make it through, this season will feel a lot longer. Poor guy, at least Mexico has nicer weather than Colorado.



Bismarck - 31 (almost a C-)

Coming just on the tails of poor Colorado, the Jaguars come second place on the 'let's not bet on them' scale. On paper, they look really bad but on the court... they probably will look bad too. You have to feel bad for Baldo, he isn't the greatest player to begin but on the Jaguars, he will be given more minutes than he'll ever be able to handle. Good thing this man has no fear, at least someone in Bismarck isn't scared. Baldo has no support but then again, with the weakest bench in the league, neither do any of the other players.

In the coaching from, a sober Cappy could do wonders but after looking at this team, even I got a bit drunk. But then again, with both Waldo and Baldo, maybe magic can happen.

Predictions: *Spoiler alert* No it can't. Alex should be looking for his third team any minute now.
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Greenville - 32 (avg Grade C-)

Rounding out our no chance in hell is a deceptive team. Sure Greenville is but couple points higher than Franchise, this is a team in building and has a solid core that can be built on for years to come. Their bench is horrid though. Another saving grace may be the completely adequate coaching duo of Horace Hall and Tweed Bellam. If any team were to benefit from the Superleague stealing players, it would be this one.

This team becomes a matter of how much patience the Dog Pound is willing to give Mike Powers and whether the team's core can survive and thrive carrying the team.

My Prediction: Country Sampson sees a man dressed as a fire hydrant and pisses away Powers chances of seeing this team become a contender.


Roswell - 34 (avg Grade C-)

Roswell has always been one of the more interesting teams in the FBL. It appears as though they flip-flop in between being a solid franchise and being built by Franchise. The Steven era in Roswell is over and the Fisk era is already looking in danger of being a disappointment. When Dickie Greeves finds himself benched in a few weeks, their starting five won't look too bad at all which is good because we will probably not see anything but their starting five play. Greeves, Grey, and Wheeter completely underwhelm and challenge for the honour of being the worst bench of all time. Luckily for Fisk, her 4 rookies will having a blessing in Jerry Scott developing them and Marcelo is a proven coach who could help this team win a game or two.

Another fortunate point for Roswell is that none of the players have the same charisma as Mason Griffin. If Fisk can keep her pants on around Val Keaton, Roswell may just have a future.

My Prediction: Val Keaton turns down GM Fisk and gets fired for it. The team gets a boost in morale from it and manages to win two games. Then Hollywood comes to town and destroys them.



Providence 36 (avg Grade C-/C)

In a recent visit to Providence, the fans couldnt stop talking about Scott Cunningham. No wonder, it looks as though Cunningham will have outscored this entire team. Outside of the Russell and the incredibly overpaid Rex Holly, people can only describe this team as 'adequate at best'. When asked about the coaching, their described Fon LaBeuf as 'good enough' but didn't appreciate having Mark Brown helping their players develop. With absolute no star power, this team looks like it's full of the supporting role players of champion teams without any of the champion players.

Looking towards the future, Gates looks to have the pieces of a team that looks to be okay. Might be a few years before Providence shines again.

My Prediction: Mark Brown learns that he's no appreciated and quits but CJ Gates holds on to develop a team that's adequate for years to come. We will forget about them soon. Can I have a diamond?



Montana - 37 (avg Grade C-/C)

Is Sven Morgason actually starting?

That there should be a clear sign that there's trouble in Montana. Don't get me wrong, Frasier and Dallas are one of if not the best PF/C combo in the league and Nick Gravin is solid at PG but really, there's nothing more to this team. On top of that, I reckon this is the oldest team in the entire league. Gravin and Dallas are 30 now and if they choose to retire after this year, Frasier will be left with nobody of value to play with.

Montana's key to success may just be Vlad Bogolov and his best Eastern European friend Nezra. Sadly though, Bog has done great things but he doesn't have much to work with this year.

My Prediction: The second best rivalry in the west was the one between Montana and Roswell. I see Montana winning the rivalry this year which will be great as they won't be winning much else.



Tempe - 38 (avg Grade C-/C)

I have two things to admit about Tempe. First, I have no idea where it is. Second, their team doesn't feel that impressive and I'm okay with that. Blade is back and he built himself a team that might not be incredible off the get go but managed to land Mays and Robinson as coaches. On top of that, they've barely used 75% of their budget and two amazing draft picks in Flo Payton and Wilk Smith. The leadership is definitely there, it's the players that aren't.

Tempe gets a pass because their new and because I don't know how to find it.

My Prediction: The pieces are there. They get put in place by the well respected Blade and in a few season Tempe will be a nice place for those who can find it on the map.



Boston - 39 (avg Grade almost C)

Although low on paper, one has to remember what GM Flins was working with. He took the worst team in FBL history and made it adequate. The only player that survived the purge is also their assistant coach. Perhaps the greatest thing that Flins did however was to do it with HALF THE BUDGET. To compensate for all the lost revenue that GM TyTy cost the Bells team, Flins built a decent team for only 31 million. In the course of one off-season, the Bells franchise has increased grade points for 2 million less in salary and still have room to sign any major free agent that may hit the market.

Amazing.

Tony Luco is 30 now and may getting close to focusing solely on his coaching duties and the rest of the team doesn't look too weak. Add in Dave Chart as the coach, the future looks bright in Boston. This may not be their year but with 28m in cap room to play with, it could be the start.

My Prediction: Boston stops pretending like their FBL team doesn't exist, last season gets overshadowed by the current generation, and after a rough year this year, Boston rebounds and is a contender in a couple seasons. GM Flins may also be getting the key to the city soon enough.



Honolulu - 39 (Avg Grade almost C)

Rounding out the list of teams you shouldn't be betting on is Honolulu. With Reggie Jones and Creed Jackson on the same team, how can the team be listed so low? Kozlo and Sai is how. Bone's current bench is beyond lacking and his starting 5 is more than obvious. Last year, both of Father Mura's orphans got themselves suspended so his weak bench will no doubt be a factor that holds him back.

Father Mura proved that he can raise excellent basketball talent in his orphanage but can he keep the team disciplined? Rattle Lee has been a good coach but never found himself listed amongst the greats. Can they pull together to help this team prosper?

My Prediction: A tantrum here, a petty crime there and two of the worst players in the FBL today disappoint Honolulu fans for stretches of the season. At least when they miss the playoffs, Honolulu is a great place for an extended vacation.





Hang around, there is more to come

FBL By The Numbers[/b]
By Geek Nerdington


Welcome to part two of FBL by the Numbers. The following are teams that you may not want to bet on but may, based solely on grades, be worth cheering for.




Anchorage - 40 (avg Grade C)

What can you say about Anchorage. Well, they have Scott Cunningham and Bobby Chang will be passing him the ball. Other than that, they will have a bunch of subpar guys standing around watching Captain Cunning get all the points. If Cunningham gets injured or sick, they will have no chance of betting any team not GM'd by Franchise, Powers, or Alex K. Brandon Carty and Vernon Nelson are both more than than capable coaches but unless they really like watching Cunningham highlights, this will be a frustrating season for them.

Other than that, there's not much to say.

My Prediction: Is getting fired from Anchorage really that bad of a thing? It's cold and dark up there and I don't mean the weather.




Calgary - 41 (avg Grade C)

Oh Calgary, what a year you've had. It's been a rough year between being flooded out and having to deal with having an awful FHL team. The thing I love about the city is it's resiliency and ability to bounce back from hardships. Except their FHL team, they have always sucked. I do have to give a ton of credit to Strike though, he has built a really decent team to restore hope to that city of Canadian Cowboys. Getting Burt Hawk to coach can mean big things for the city and the tandem of Tarbla and Barnes looks to be cornerstones of a great franchise. Add that in with a bit of triplet magic and I smell success in their near futures.

There are a couple sticky point though. Tulio appears to be an over-paid bust and Umjumbo appears to have found himself on his 11th team which set the record for most under-appreciated player of all time. If the team can click and Umjumbo can find a bit of the skill he left behind back when he was a promising prospect, this team could be one that is tough to beat. He seems into danger zone when it comes to cap, this seems to biggest issue to arise. Let's hope nobody asks for a raise.

My Prediction: A bit of triplet magic and poof, this team sneaks in to the playoffs riding him on brotherly love. The Calgary Fire of the FHL will still suck and Strike will find himself as GM of two Calgary teams.



Mississippi - 41 (avg grade C)

Does Damore still got it? Cal Roberts for Greg Walton, was it worth it?  Those two questions will need to be answered in order to determine whether or not Mississippi will be successful this season. Their bench won't be able to compensate if either is a no.

Mississippi has a lot of good players outside of Damore but not a lot of great players. Add to that a good, yet not great, coach in Nathan Spots and a questionable coach in Sheik, this season might not be their best ever. Steven was already under a microscope as the colonial expects success and that Cal Roberts trade might make this season feel like it lasts forever.

My Prediction: Mediocre season, misses the playoffs but just barely. Steven has a tough rebuilding year afterwards due Damore retiring. Sheik blows up something.


Portsmouth 41 (avg grade c)

I like cheap teams that over-achieve. That's what I see Portsmouth as. With 24 million remaining in cap space, they have the room to re-sign the four players on the last year of their contracts. There are a couple weak points in their hall. They have an over-eager Mike Flips and a supposedly cowardly Matt Morris coaching (though, don't get me wrong, Morris has done great things in Roswell) and their bench leaves a lot to be desired. Other than James Grant and Bralin Hurtz, there is a lot to be desired in Portsmouth this year.

BD may have been blessed to walk in as captain of this pre-assembled team but in order to keep it from sinking, he will have a lot on his place.

My Prediction: Disappointing season this year but luckily, Mike Flips is only on a one year contract. Look for them to re-emerge next year better than ever.



Puerto Rico - 43 (avg grade C/C+)

Say it ain't so? Is Puerto Rico.... average?

I don't think so. I think on paper PR is worse off then they actually are. They have Harry Allen, Sy Rogers and DS Drummond and that alone is enough to beat some teams. Randall Junior and Konda Plains can really flourish under their great coaches, Oj Mcloo and Djem Maluka.

Grades aren't everything. This might not be Puerto Rico's greatest year but I think they'll do just fine. Bench might be weighing them down though and their centres will be out-played in nearly every game.

My Prediction: Everything is sunny in PR. Another playoff appearance for them and Justin gets another year to tan.


Wyoming - 43 (avg grade C/C+)

Wyoming's team this year is not outstanding but is definitely solid. Their only weakness might just be Akabussa on the bench but other than that, a pretty well-rounded team with no glaring holes. Ben Legacy is definitely worth his weight in a lot of people's opinions.

The starting five may not be the best in the league but they certainly are able to hold their own. The thing I love most about this team however is the age. They are a young, hungry team. Look for them to make waves in the feature but for now, this might not be their year.

My Prediction - They make it to the playoffs but get ripped apart by Vegas.


Montreal - 43 (avg grade C/C+)

Imagine that, an expansion team has as good of a grade as Puerto Rico does. Soul did real well for himself building his team. Cunningham (lite), Morelli, Jones, and Toom being fed by the underrated Melvin Smarts make a superb starting five, especially for an expansion team. The bench is a little weak but for an expansion team, Soul deserves a ton of credit. As the team grows, they will become a monster.

Unless Toom steals all the money first.

On the coaching end, Ray Johnson looks really solid and Flan Bulois was the type of player many thought would do good as an assistant coach. Time will tell but Montreal could be a contender in seasons to come. Looks like the FHL's Montreal French-Canadians will have to share the french sports section.

My Prediction: Will be battling for the last playoff spot.


Boise - 44 (avg grade C/C+)

The big 3, Jour, Hayes, and Roberts. Add in CC Ale and you have the makings of a great team. Despite making 1003 trades, Metro built himself a more than decent team. There's obvious holes such Teddy Rumpin and Igor Slapdick or however their names are. Their bench is definitely lacking but as long as they keep focused on their starters, they should be fine.

Phil Bull is a steal of a coach at 2m and Steve Watchen could be the man to make the most of Boise's big 3. Who would have thought that Boise would someday overcome all the rotten pototoes to become a true spud... err, stud.

My Prediction: Playoff bound, knocked out in the second round.



We now jump to teams that may be more worth your dollar. There is a bit of a jump between the pack here, these are the teams not guaranteed to win but likely to shock you.




Texas - 46 (avg grade, C/C+)

Texas has a solid team from top to bottom. Not exactly a super deep team but has no glaring weakness. The bench isn't superb but can be called into any game without much hesitation. With the three-some of Owen Bridges, Kadeon Apollo, and Krease McCool leading it, this team has a lot of high points.

It does have a couple glaring weaknesses.

Owen Bridges is no doubt going to want a bigger contract as will Bael Gilliginasomethinggreek. I don't see the pieces of a solid franchise outside of Krease and Apollo.

Coach wise, Smith and Hawes seem quite solid.

My Prediction: Will sneak into play-offs but will fall apart off-season and miss next season.


Tampa Bay - 46 (avg Grade C/C+)

Ah yes, another old team with no budget left. Two phenomenal players in Griffin and Lee surrounded by good players in Free, Class, and Reed. Cory has built himself another great yet short-sighted team. His win-now mentality is apparent but this may be the year he wins. Jerret Mcloo might weigh the team down but hopefully he receives minimal court time. Red Mason is an amazing coach, one of the best in the game but Morita appears to have the same grade as Mike Flips.

If Cory is going to win the Championship, this would be his year. Unfortunately, I don't see him winning this year and I don't see his team improving in the off-season.

My Prediction: Knocked out in the first round of the playoffs.




Whew, that's most of them. Tune in for the best bet teams, the upper echelon of the FBL.

FBL By The Numbers[/b]
By Geek Nerdington


We will now look at the teams with the best chances this year based on grades and nothing more.



Baton Rouge - 47 (avg Grade almost C+)

They said it would be the deepest draft class in the history of the FBL and Baton Rouge made the most of it. Combined, their team has played 7 seasons in the FBL. Their 5 rookies are the most of any team covered thus far and each of them look to be able to hold them own in the FBL. Inexperience could be a factor as even their coach is in his first year of the FBL. We literally have no idea what to expect from this team and that makes me excited.

If Rebel can hold this together, he has the potential to build a dynasty in the future.

My prediction: Will make the play-offs now and potentially for years to come.


San Diego - 47 (avg Grade almost C+)

[so, I won't do my own team]



Seattle - 48 (avg Grade C+)

The strongest front-court in the game lead by perhaps the best player ever to play the game. Outside of the big 3, it's somewhat of a weak team. I can't see Dom being too worried about that as he has Troy Marshall running the point in his prime.

Mark Black has all the potential in the world to lead this team to another FBL Championship and Pete Ferndale has all the potential to ruin it.

Not the deepest team by far but Troy Marshall. He is the answer.

My Prediction: Dom has done more with less. I see him losing out in the conference finals.


Kentucky - 48 (avg Grade C+)

Kentucky, despite being one of the top teams on paper in the league, has dropped quite a bit from last season (5 point). A large part of that probably has to do with Jamie Anderson on the bench. I never quite could figure it out, Hondo must like giving rings to undeserving, loveable big men. Having one of the strongest starting 5 in the league, led by Coach Byways with a great Stelio Popsadickohmy supporting the team and two great prospects on the bench, Hondo once again shows us why he is one of the best men ever to call themselves GM.

My Prediction: Loses the conference final.


Virginia

I'm surprised to be honest. Looking at the team sheet, they look good but not great. It wasn't until I added up the numbers that I realized that they could compete this year. They have a lot that's disappointing (Trehurd, Manic-Depressive, Macquire, Marquisse). Oh, that's why. I added wrong. Despite having one of the strongest coaching duos in the league, Ricky Hallmark in perhaps his last year, and Leon Dreams nearing his prime, this team stinks compared to teams of the past. Bolak Huir might help a ton and keep them competitive but they seem a far step off from where they were.

My Prediction: Since I messed up and added an extra ten to their score, they don't make the play-offs. Also, I won't try adding up the numbers when on the phone again.


Only 4 teams left. The following are the FBL On-Paper Elite of this year.


Birmingham - 49 (Avg Grade C+)

Yes I said Birmingham, stop laughing. Ty Williams, Rik Kluff, Kolo Rolo, Reagan James and newcomer, Simen Sorenson make up one of the toughest starting five in the league. Their bench players, Cheese King and Brian Holmes could be starters on most any other team and with Willy Davies coaching them, you know they won't be giving up a lot of points.

The Green Hornets are the perfect combination of offence and defence and are looking next to impossible to beat. Whatever Talon did, he did it well.

Charles Munsen. He isn't much of a player but hopefully they can keep the ball away from him.

My Prediction: They do well, really really well. They best prepared to go far in the play-offs but ultimately will fall short.


Las Vegas - 49 (avg Grade C+)

Always bet on Vegas baby! When Sean Rivers is the weakest link on paper of your starting five, you got something good going on. Outside of Bryan Carty, Vegas once again has one of the strongest teams in the FBL. In what could possibly be the swan song of the great Redford Shack, Vegas is going all-in to win back-to-back championships. With Johnny Bunt being on his 'A' game and Lugasoon being better than most coaches in the league, all the chips seem to be in play for another good run. If only they had a stronger piece than Bryan Carty.

My Prediction: Knocked out in the first round in a stunning underdog upset.



Hollywood - 50 (avg grade C+/B-)

Hollywood just doesn't have a player like Redford Shack, Troy Marshall, or Scott Cunningham. Hollywood doesn't need a player like that. There isn't a weakspot on that entire team, should a player injure themselves, they can still win and dominate. Even the coaches, Mogo and Reid, are beyond solid.

The iron lady, Jenn, has been building this team for the last few years and this is her pay-off year. Their bench is stronger than some teams, their superstar 3some of Rhys, Smith, and Lee are primed to set the scoreboards ablaze and Walls and Beast have developed into all-star defensive studs.

Hollywood is full of stars.

Prediction: Loses the finals.


And last but not least, one team has stood above all the rest. Hollywood was rated C+, this team is almost a B.



The Pittsburgh Blades
57 (avg Grade B-/B)

Wow!

No less than 5 all-star calibre players on Blades. Clint Danberry is back for his 8th season and the supporting cast around him is insane. Mutu 'the unstoppable stopper' Mukwaza, The 'Champ' is Martin, The Next Eddie Light aka Pebbles Lane, and 6th man of the century, Pablo Hurtado. Velez, Gray, and Bradd are all bonafide, ready to start players as well. This team is incredibly deep and is on a whole 'nother level.

I hear they're sizing up their ring fingers.

I hear they have the rings on order.

I believe what I hear.

Ollie Stambola has reached the status of elite level coach, the same level as the Bogolovs, Classes, Masons, and Bunts. Nick Shaw would be a great coach on any team. There is not a weakness here.

My Prediction: Start the parade!

Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Preseason

1. Pittsburgh Blades
- The team to beat in Season 14. With the addition of Champ Martin to pair with Pebbles, Mutu, and Clint. This team of stars and solid roleplayers look to make a return trip to the FBL Finals... this time to win it all!

2. Las Vegas Aces
- No surprise here. The reigning FBL Champs go on the journey to double down on their FBL Title. Missing from the picture is Eddie Lights, but new faces in Ernie Bell and Sean Rivers will pair with McDonald, Stanza, and Shack as look to be the cream of the West again.

3. Seattle Toppers
- Troy Marshall is back and alongside Joe Harding and Rich Deane, look to take the Toppers to the very top!

4. Hollywood Stars
- Even after the departures of DS Drummond and Malcolm Hayes... the Stars are looking to contend again this season with the return of Blair Smith to the FBL. Mitchell takes over the helm at the PG position while Shakers Lee adds a scoring punch to Ecko Walls' defensive approach down low.

5. Kentucky Hayseeds
- Not long ago, this was the team to beat. Kamil, Freddie, and Lou will lead a very solid Seeds team that hope to end the season with another banner hanging from the rafters.

6. Tampa Bay Dragons
- Mason Griffin finally has a supporting cast in Leighton Lee, Bernie Evans, and Blue Reed. Can the Dragons finally get over the hump?

7. Birmingham Greenhornets
- The biggest team improvement of the offseason goes to the Hornets. Ty Williams and Kolo Rolo look to make this the best season in Birmingham history.

8. Puerto Rico Waves
- The Waves are right back into the mix of it, but how will they do after shattering expectations last season? DS Drummond is now running the show alongside Harry Allan and Sy Rogers. The bench is a weak point, but they certainly have the firepower to contend.

9. Baton Rouge Riverbandits
- Talk about a young team with only 3 players with prior FBL experience. Regardless, this team is talented and watch out for the Bandits if they can get things clicking early on.

10. San Diego Seagulls
- It's the Mr. Magic Make and Top Breed show! There is no doubting this team has the talent to make a charge at the title this season, but with rumors that morale is low, is that going to be the kryptonite to this team? Drake, Reed, and Kurtz is a scary three for any team in the FBL to go up against.

11. Anchorage Glaciers
- This team might be the spitting image of Bismarck from last season. It's Scott Cunningham and not much else. Someone will need to step up alongside Captain Cunning if they are going to make a real run at the title.
   
12. Calgary Thundercats
- The first of the expansion teams. With top rookies in Barnes and Tarbla, along with the triplets... the Cats might just be the best of the new class of teams. Not sure it'll be enough to be a legitimate threat to the title this season though.

13. Wyoming Timberwolves
- A much different looking Wolves team then in years past. Now lead by Matt Foster, alongside Owens, Marx, and Mowa... the Wolves fans might actually have something to cheer about other then one player on the court.

14. Montreal Foresters
- The top expansion team in the East perhaps. A loaded front court with Jones and Tooms leading the way with a good supporting cast in FBL rookies Morelli and John Cunningham. Montreal could really surprise a few people this season.

15. Boise Spuds
- This must be a typo, right? The Spuds? Jour, Hayes, Ale, and Roberts make this a very exciting team to watch in Season 14. How far can these Spuds really go? I don't know, but they're heading in the right direction.

16. Texas Stallions
- Krease McCool will be in charge of leading this team to the playoffs this season with the departure of Kadeon Apollo to Boston. This Stallions team is good, but is McCool the right person to lead this team will be the ongoing questions as the season moves forward.

17. Boston Bells
- From the worst team in FBL history to a team that has an actual chance to make the playoffs? Incredible turnaround, as Apollo, Rovuk, and Chico will try and guide this Bells team to an improbable run into the playoffs.
 
18. Montana Bears
- The talent is there, but I'm not sure the best decisions have been made. The PAW3 is every bit as dangerous, but it's obvious they are on their last leg. This season might be the final season we see this Bears team intact with the stars everyone is accustomed too.
   
19. Honolulu Volcanoes
- A fantastic starting 5 led by Creed Jackson and Reggie Jones. Add in the orphans and you have yourself an explosive team. The only thing that sets this team back from doing great things is a horrid bench.

20. Virginia Colonials
- Ricky is back in Virginia, but maybe he was better off retiring. A far cry from the Colonial teams of years past. Can Hallmark team with Leon Dreams and make magic happen? Doubtful.

21. Greenville Bulldogs
- Leon Powell has been dubbed the next Clint Danberry. What can he do to help lead this expansion team to a magical season? Kevin Moose and fellow rookie Davey Powell help anchor this new team which expect to have some first year growing pains.

22. Tempe Flyingsquirrels
- Maurice Mays said get me a point guard and boy did they. Flo Payton is the real deal and will team up with Wilk Smith in the back court for the expansion team. Outside their rookies, their just isn't a whole lot here though.

23. Providence Diamonds
- Many question if Robbie Wright is the right man at the point for this Diamonds team, but alongside Xavi Madrid and the two rookies of Rob Palace and Juice McClain make up the meat of this Diamonds team. Not quite back to where this team was in Season 12, but a step in the right direction with the young talent.

24. Portsmouth Defenders
- This team will go as far as James Grant takes it. And hope to hell that Cedric Malone doesn't do anything stupid to stop it from moving forward. Hurtz and Valentine give this team a formidable back court... but the bench is not something to be desired. Don't expect a repeat of the magical run from last season.

25. Roswell Aliens
- This team is another rookie heavy team that will be lead by the youngster Val Keaton and the International studs in Dekker and Otto. A rebuilding year this season from the Aliens, but could potential make a few upsets.

26. Colorado Hooks
- This Hooks team is better than last year... but that isn't saying much. Rumor has it that the Head Coach is hiding from the CIA, but this team does have some pieces they can build on in Chris Thomas, Neil Prince, and Donnie Henderson. They won't be near as bad as last season, but they won't be world turners either.

27. Mississippi Steamers
- The Colonel will not be happy. Damore will not be happy. The Steamers have taken a step in the wrong direction. Tees, Richards, Walton, and Ryan make this team competitive but in the tough Eastern Conference... they will be the ones on the losing side more often then not.

28. Bismarck Jaguars
- Awful. Just awful. I have nothing else to say about this team.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first edition of "Burning Questions" with Daniel Khan. 
In this article, we will look at four questions pertaining to the FBL, and I'll give my opinions on each of them. 

While we missed out on the pre-season edition of Burning Questions, we're going to dive right into week 1 of the 15th season of FBL Basketball, so let's get right to it!

Question 1 Who is in more trouble, The Hollywood Stars or the Puerto Rico Waves?

It is never good to find yourself in the center of controversy during the season, but it's even worse when it comes before your first game can even begin.  Several players really stood out after voicing their displeasures before the season started, and while most of them were handled in house and resulted in either contract extensions, trades, or even rumored verbal smackdowns, two high profile teams entered the season with questions still lingering.

Hollywood, lead by the "Iron Lady" herself, GM Jen named loyalist Ecko Walls as the team captain, a decision that brought a lot of questions and tension to the locker room of the Stars.  Reports from insiders around the league have told me that Jen approached Ecko about possibly vacating his captaincy and the 7'3 center did not take the news well.  It is unconfirmed, but I have heard that Ecko asked for a trade, but as we saw in Week 1, he was still dressing in a Stars jersey once the pre-season trade deadline passed and we moved into the season.  Ecko's uninspired performance tells the tail though, leaving Hollywood with two options: Repair the damage done to Ecko's ego, or sit him on the bench and pray that the over-paid Shakers Lee can play the 5, something he did in Puerto Rico early in his career, while the combination of 6'8 combo forwards Feni Oladunna and Brian Beast can do enough at the 3 and 4 to keep Hollywood's big dreams alive.


Meanwhile, Puerto Rico started the season in its own captaincy controversy.  Sy Rogers, the UNC product who was the sole survivor of a weird rollover of the starting line-up that featured Kolo Rolo being traded to make room for Blair Smith... who was later traded for Harry Allen, leaving Rolly Pounds to start at Shooting Guard, something Waves fans will be complaining about until rookie Konda Plains inevitably takes over, but back to Rogers.   Sy said last season he enjoyed not being the team captain, so when he told the press he was upset he was overlooked this season when GM Justin named his captain, it caught everyone off guard.  While it an unforeseeable problem for one of the longest tenured GM's in FBL history, the problem only got worse when Rogers requested a trade, but was denied.  Reports out of the Waves clubhouse say that Rogers attitude lead to friction between himself and starting Power Forward, Deshawn Drummond.  Hindsight being what it is, it's easy to say that The Waves should have traded Sy Rogers, who managed 11 points in the season opener against former team mate turned Green Hornet Kolo Rolo, but lets put ourselves in GM Justin's shoes, shall we?  Last season Puerto Rico had a captaincy issue when Caleb Toom was named captain and immediately demanded a pay raise that was impossible for The Waves to make happen without trading away another piece of the puzzle. GM Justin instead saw Toom leave for the Super League before the season began.  So history shows that GM Justin has now gone back to back with not making trades before the season starts, and while he survived the move last season, you have to wonder if he can right the ship this time and prevent a Sy Rogers / Deshawn Drummond feud that makes this a rough road to the playoffs for the proud franchise.

...So while it is too early for ANYONE to hit the panic button, especially after a win. (I'm looking at you GM TyTy) I'd say that of the two options presented, I believe that the damage done in Hollywood is more serious, but the margin for error in the East is much smaller.  Puerto Rico dropped a game to Birmingham, who has scored an opening night upset in back to back seasons now, and GM Justin is going to have to hope it was just a bump in the road and not a sign of things to come for his squad.


Question 2 Will Troy Marshall thrive at Point Guard? 

Folks from Washington DC to Moscow were talking about the line up for Seattle when GM Domingo announced that he planned to go against the grain and name Troy Marshall as his starting point guard. Troy, who is finally returning to the FBL after a stint in Barcelona after his horrendous season 14 fiasco, was thought to be the choice to play Small Forward or Shooting Guard for the Toppers, while Joe Harding would slide to the point to run the show, but GM Domingo had a plan and thought that King Troy would become a match up nightmare for the West if he could run the point without eating up all the shots, and after one game he looks like a genius; but the real question is "Will it last?"

I believe that Troy Marshall is happy to be on a team with a supporting cast.  He is happy to know he has the chance to raise an FBL championship at the end of the season, and he isn't at risk of being dealt to Boston, ever again.  Troy wants to win and in Seattle he can do that; but let's not forget that Troy also wants to be the MVP at the end of the season.  Can he do that as the primary facilitator, or will he start holding onto the ball a little more, trying to keep pace with one man shows like Krease McCool and Scott Cunningham?

If Troy can keep winning an FBL title higher on his priority list than walking out of the awards banquet with the MVP trophy, there will be but a handful of games where anyone can match up against King Troy at the Point.  I only see two point guards in the West who I think can give Troy trouble, Cam Drake and Henri Jour.  Call me crazy, but I don't think that Jour's 4 steal game was a mirage, I think it's a sign that GM Metro in Boise was much more strategic than he may have appeared when he was wheeling and dealing, drawing the ire of some of the older GM's in the league.  Meanwhile, we all know that "Mr. Magic Make" has the hands to defend Marshall one on one.  Outside of that, most teams will have to hope they can put up the points to contend with the high octane offense that Seattle boasts this season.


Question 3 Who has the best chance of starting 3-0?

50% of the teams have to start the season 0-1, but which of the surviving teams have the best chance of being 3-0 after Week 2.  Remember, each team in the league plays TWO games per week from now until week 13, with week 14 being a single game to end the season.  Let's take a look at the match ups and see who can continue the undefeated streak.

In the West:

Seattle: (vs. Hollywood, @ Bismarck)

Troy Marshall has the chance to eat Rhys Mitchell for breakfast, and finish with Dre Majors for dessert. Seattle's weakness, its front court, will be tested a bit by Hollywood if they can get their Ecko-issues corrected, but Bismarck might want to stock up on kitty litter, because when the Toppers come to town, the Jags are sure to shit the bed.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  85%


Boise: (@ Tempe, vs. San Diego)

GM Metro's new-look Spuds look to test themselves against the expansion Squirrels, who picked up a win, but still do not impress me, yet.  I think it comes down to raw talent on the floor, as the coaching staffs cancel each other out, and I see Boise's roster as the more well rounded unit, Perm Pederson could be the X-factor off the bench.  In the second game, The Spuds welcome the Seagulls into the potato patch, and we'll see if Cam Drake can make some magic against Henri Jour.  A real tough match up there, as Reed and Roberts will be banging down low, it could go either way.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  50%


Wyoming: (@ Anchorage, vs. Colorado)

The Wolves have dumped the salary of Mason Griffin, but lost out on bringing Cam Drake on board, but GM Jon kept a player who's career he helped revitalize, and that is their team captain Matt Foster, and when you look at the point guard, losing out on Cam isn't so bad when you end up with Washington Owens.  A road trip to Anchorage looks like a win, as Mowa should dominate Corey McDoe and Scott Cunningham will just not have the weapons to pull out a win.  In the second half, it's a home stand against the Hooks lead by GM Franchise who made moves to bring the two most disappointing picks in the top half of last year's draft together, in hopes that their Canadian-ness might bring the best out of them.  Can Chris Thomas and Donnie Henderson stand up against fellow sophomores Clarence Marx and Kenny Wang?  ...maybe, but I doubt it.  I say its another win for Wyoming and a good shot at 3-0.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  90%


Las Vegas: (@ Roswell, @ Honolulu)

It's rarely a good idea to bet against Vegas, the odds makers love the defending champions, and with good reason.  GM Dorling replaced a retiring crew of Lights, Smalls, Da, and Mission with Bell, Rivers, Perkins, and Carty; three of which are suitable replacements.  With Tim McDonald taking over as a starter after patiently waiting in the wings, we get to see what the new blood can do, and that's not even getting to Stanza and the Shackpot.  Vegas is loaded and I see Roswell and Honolulu both rolling snake eyes this week.  If there is a challenge, it comes from The Volcanoes, but Rattle Lee's crew are just as likely to give each other a fight instead of bringing it to Vegas.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  95%


San Diego: ( vs. Bismarck , @ Boise)

GM TyTy walked into a great situation in San Diego and his statement victory over Hollywood showed that with the right pieces, he can be a winning GM in the league, right?

...We'll see, I say the jury is still out and even with the win the 'Gulls should get over Bismark, Boise will give them a challenge.  Drake vs. Jour could really decide this game for San Diego.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  50%


Honolulu: (@ Colorado,  vs. Las Vegas)

The Volcanoes made moves in the off season and showed why having salary cap space is a sign of a great GM as GM Bone traded for Creed Jackson, instantly making the team a contender by grabbing one of the best centers in the game.  The biggest obstacle Honolulu faces is more self-destruction, character issues run rampant in the club house. A trip to Colorado should be a relaxed win, just in time for welcoming the defending champions into their house.  Vegas is going to test Rattle Lee's boys, I'm unsure right now if they can rise to the challenge.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  45%



Tempe: (vs. Boise, @ Montana)

GM Blade returned to the FBL this off season to put together the expansion Tempe team, and while some question his expansion draft moves, his rookie draft landed Flo Payton, who is exactly the point guard that Coach Maurice Mayes wanted to run the show for his offense.

Tempe's win over Roswell wasn't enough to convince me that they are threats to the top half of the West yet, but a home game against Boise and then a trip to Montana to take on another returning GM, in GM Jag, gives them a true chance to test their mettle.

I say they split the series, but Im not sure which one they win, and which one they lose.


Chance of reaching 3-0:  50%




In the East:

Kentucky (vs. Boston, @ Greenville)

GM Hondo isn't used to having folks slot his Hayseeds anywhere other than the #1 slot in the east, but after the off season Kentucky had, and the rise of the Blades, The Seeds find themselves having a little chip on their shoulder. 

Their first game the week is a home game against a revamped and greatly improved Boston Bells squad.  GM Flins worked hard in the offseason to make this team his own, having escaped the shadow of GM Jag in Montana.  Now he looks to lead a team into Kentucky hoping to score the first monster upset of the season.   Can an aging Kamil Bennett keep up with the Block Party, led by Kadeon Apollo in Boston?  A matchup to watch is Lou Malone vs. Petri Rovuk.    In the second game of the week, Kentucky travels down south to Greenville, hoping to keep the 2pow Punch in check. 

Both games for Kentucky are winnable, but the questions around Bennett's mobility have me questioning them a little more than I ever thought I would.

Chance of reaching 3-0: 85%


Pittsburgh (vs. Greenville, vs. Montreal)

The reigning Eastern Conference champions get to go back to back at home this week, and that is bad news for the rest of the league.

Greenville comes into town, and top to bottom I don't see them out matching Champ, Pebbles, Mutu, Pancho, and Clint.  Add in 6th man of the year Pablo Hurtado, and its going to be a tough trip north for Greenville.  After that, the Blades will welcome in the Foresters, and while Chris Jones holds the advantage over Pancho Velez, I don't see Atlas Stands doing enough to get the Tree-men a win.

I say only a miracle drops Pittsburgh anywhere short of 3-0, and that's all I've got to say about that.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  99.9%



Montreal (vs. Providence, @ Pittsburgh)

The final number is going to sound bad, but its more a tribute to The Blade's dominance and not the Foresters' ability.  They start the week at home against Providence, who boast a future stud at center in Juice McClain, the big man out of LSU will give Caleb Toom a tough time in the paint, but Dusty Britches is going to be outmatched with Jones at the 4.  Something to look at in Montreal though, is how does Todd Yallop respond from the bench?  Rumors ran wild that the often-unhappy Point guard was demanding a trade if he could not start, but little noise was made once the game started last week.   Did GM Soul find the solution to appease Yallop?  My sources tell me it will be interesting to see what happens.   

Chance of reaching 3-0:  10%


Portsmouth (vs. Mississippi,  @ Virginia)

If you missed the epic EZPN ranting of former-GM Shields before he stormed out and vowed to never return, then you need to get on meTube and look it up... once you finish, you'll see that even with a shaky coaching staff, GM Death has an underappreciated squad that can make some noise in Portsmouth this year.  This week he has two winnable match-ups as the Defenders welcome Mississippi for a home game and then travel to Virginia to take on the Colonials.

Things to watch for in Mississippi are going to be how Cedric Malone matches up with Greg Walton as well as Bralin Hurtz going head to head with Damore Richards.  I think this one will be high scoring, but I think Portsmouth can walk out with a win.  In the second half though, It's 50/50 to me, as Interim-GM Reya Serra looks to guide Leon Dreams and company to a home win.  Dreams should destroy Jose Calballero and that could be the difference in a win and a loss.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  50%


Birmingham (vs. Texas, @ Boston)

Birmingham and 3-0??? That would equal the franchise's ALL TIME win total, so this one is surprising.
GM Talon had big dreams for Baton Rouge, but a financial snafu lead to him being promptly dismissed, but after this off season and seeing what he was able to acquire, Birmingham fans should thank Del Iverance for cutting ties with him.  GM Talon mortgaged the future, dealing both of next season's draft picks to bring in Kolo Rolo, and then made more moves to bring in Kluff and Reagan James, but the draft was the curious part for the Hornets. The team moved up to #7 to draft Cabidan Falls, but due to the 4 million dollar cap penalty for the teams PR budget, they could not keep him.  At the end of the day, it brought Cheese King and Ty Williams to Birmingham, and I don't see anyone complaining.

Birmingham managed a second consecutive season opening upset over a playoff contender, this year making The Wave's their victims, but I really like this team's chances of making it to 3-0.  First it's a home game against a Texas Stallions' team that is constantly labeled with the "one man show" moniker.  I'll be interested to see if European veteran turned FBL rookie, Simen Sorensen guards Krease McCool, or if it's Kolo Rolo who gets the assignment, with either Sorensen or James having to move to the bench for the game. Either way, I see Birmingham as more of the complete package, and say they win this one.
The second game of the two game stretch is a road trip to Boston, and the Bells will be coming off of a game against Kentucky.  If GM Flins can keep his team from being too emotionally drained after a tough game against Kentucky, I could see this one coming down to the final shot.  The Bells match up well with Birmingham, with Kadeon vs. Williams being the headliner, but right now I just see Birmingham having too many ways to hit that last shot.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  90%


Providence (@ Montreal, vs. Tampa Bay)

The Diamonds are rebuilding, and I believe that GM Gates is taking the right path to do so, but he's got some work to do.  Montreal is a tough game to call, but Tampa is definitely a loss.  If Madrid and Juice get loose, Montreal could be upended; I just don't see the fiery Dragon's going down.

Chance of reaching 3-0:  25%


Tampa Bay (vs. Virginia, @ Providence)
Tampa Bay traded Washington Owens so he could play Point Guard, and the fact that they were able to replace him with big-money Mason Griffin is just a big feather in the cap of GM Cory, who manages to keep his star players happy without overpaying them (sans Griffin).  Mason Griffin, the highest paid player in the league, but also an MVP caliber player looks to finally get on a true roll now that he has talent around him in the form of Leighton Lee and Blue Reed.  I look at this two game stretch and I see wins, lots of wins.   The Colonials will be a challenge, but I don't see anyone containing Mason Griffin, at least not until after the All Star break when they get a chance to adjust and make some changes after the first meetings.

Tampa is playoff bound, and I think they've replaced Puerto Rico as the #3 team in the east, and they are knocking on the door of GM Hondo, to take his spot at #2.


Chance of reaching 3-0:  95%



Question 4 Who has the best chance of starting 0-3?

We went with the long answers for 3-0, this time we're going to make it a little more simplified.

In the west, you've got to look at Bismarck as the team most likely to drop to 0-3.  It would take a major upset win to outscore San Diego in San Diego or to beat the Toppers, even at home.  Dre Majors has to be feeling alone in Bismarck with little talent surrounding him, a far cry from what he had in Virginia last season, before being a part of the Ricky Hallmark trade, that saw him land in Anchorage just long enough to catch a chill before being moved to the Jaguars.

Other western teams that could join them at 0-3: Colorado (vs. Honolulu, @ Wyoming)


In the east, you have to believe Greenville is headed for a 0-3 start as they travel to Pittsburgh and then take on the Hayseeds at home.  It's tough facing one of the top two teams in the east, but when you take them on back to back, it's just a bad week for your franchise.

Other teams in the east who could join them at 0-3: Texas (@ Birmingham, vs. Puerto Rico), Boston (@ Kentucky, vs. Birmingham)



BONUS DK's predictions for Season 15


Eastern Conference Finals: Pittsburgh def. Tampa Bay in 2

Western Conference Finals: Seattle def. Las Vegas in 3

FBL Championship: Pittsburgh def. Seattle in 4

MVP: Troy Marshall
DPOTY: Kolo Rolo
ROTY: Ovyind Tarbla
6thMOTY: Pablo Hurtado

GM of the Year: GM Metro
Comeback Player: Champ Martin
Coach of the Year: Ollie Stambola

Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week One


1. Pittsburgh Blades
After all the offseason praise, the Blades rose to the occasion and showcased why they are the early frontrunners for the FBL Championship. This team can really do it all on offense and defense. Boston, although in a rebounding season, was just overmatched on both sides of the ball. This might be the season that Clint Danberry can win himself the MVP award.
Weekly Results: defeated Boston 83-66
Last Week: 1

2. Las Vegas Aces
Like this game was ever in question. The star studded Aces is just in a whole other realm of basketball skill compared to the Hooks. Redford Shack is still a bit butthurt about not getting the Captaincy nod over Stanza, but the SHACKPOT still put up good numbers. Starting 5 was solid, but this bench took a big step down from last season's team.
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 93-69
Last Week: 2

3. Seattle Toppers
It looks like playing Marshall at the point has certainly paid off. The former MVP filled up the stat sheet while dishing the ball to Harding and Deane. This team will go as far as their "TOP3" will take them. 
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 93-70
Last Week: 3

4. Kentucky Hayseeds
Even with Kamil on his last wheel, the Seeds look good again. Newcomer Lou Malone filled up the stat sheet while slowing down McCool, while Freddie Bishop added a scoring punch. The bench rose to the occasion as well, noted by a good game by Turner Banks. The health of Kamil is a concern though and we'll see what the Seeds' plan with that is going forward. 
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 89-69
Last Week: 5

5. Birmingham Greenhornets
The sleeper team in the East started off Season 14 with a bang. Kolo Rolo showed the Waves it was a mistake trading him away, while newcomer Simon Sorensen looked like an FBL veteran. Kluff and Williams down low will be tough for any team to match up against. All in all, this Hornets team is really good.
Weekly Results: defeated Puerto Rico 79-71
Last Week: 9

6. Tampa Bay Dragons
It was good to see Mason Griffin relishing in his new environment. And how about Michael Free? Lee, Evans, Reed looked very solid as per usual and this team is showing it has the fire power to contend with the top of the conference.
Weekly Results: defeated Mississippi 94-82
Last Week: 6

7. San Diego Seagulls
One name. Cam Drake. He is slowly becoming the best player in the FBL and what a performance against the Stars. And new addition, Joe Reed with a powerful double-double to boot. They seem to have the Stars' number in the regular season as they pull off one of the week one upsets and climb up in the rankings. 
Weekly Results: defeated Hollywood 86-81
Last Week: 10

8. Boise Spuds
No team impressed me more than the Spuds did in Week One. This team is complete and full of players outside of Rumpbin, that can contribute. So much talk about the Stars, Aces, and Toppers in the West... but watch out for the Spuds!
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 97-81
Last Week: 15

9. Hollywood Stars
How much will Ecko cost this team in Season 14 is the question on everyone's minds. Dropping a close game to a good Seagulls team isn't that much of a concern, but they certainly can't afford the locker room to get out of hand. This team is full of talent from top to bottom, how they respond in Week Two will say a lot about the future expectations of this team for Season 14.
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 86-81
Last Week: 4

10. Montreal Foresters
Is it to early to claim Montreal as the best expansion team? The down low duo of Toom and Jones caused problems for Dreams all night. Morelli looks like a rookie of the year candidate. The bench was fantastic as well. If John Cunningham can get going, this team will only get better.   
Weekly Results: defeated Virginia 76-62
Last Week: 14

11. Wyoming Timberwolves
Doesn't this team resemble the Seagulls a little bit from last season? Strong play from everyone resulted in the Wolves getting by the "PAW3" and starting the season in the right direction. As this team build chemistry together, they could be firing on all cylinders late in the season. 
Weekly Results: defeated Montana 91-85
Last Week: 13

12. Honolulu Volcanoes
Welcome home Creed Jackson, with a monstrous 26-20 game. Reggie Jones was his usual scoring self and the orphans didn't cause any trouble. A perfect first game for the Volcanoes. The biggest suprise came from bench man Kenka Sai, who dropped a game high 12 assists. Barring an eruption, this is a team to watch out for. 
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 95-71
Last Week: 19

13. Puerto Rico Waves
It could get ugly in the Puerto Rico with DS Drummond and Sy Rogers butting heads in the opening game of the season. It's obvious they don't see eye-to-eye with each other and it doesn't seem it'll get any better soon. Regardless, the Waves have a team that can still win a lot of games, but one has to be concerned about the effects this internal war will have. 
Weekly Results: lost to Birmingham 79-71
Last Week: 8

14. Calgary Thundercats
Not the homecoming the triplets were hoping for. The young Calgary team was introduced to the FBL by a new look Spuds team that took it to them. With Barnes and Tarbla, it might be a rough beginning, but I think they'll be a tough team as the season progresses.
Weekly Results: lost to Boise 97-81
Last Week: 12

15. Providence Diamonds
Nobody really knew what to expect out of Providence this season, but they got thing started off on the right foot. Juice McClain looked like a Top 10 pick and Rob Palace showcased a nice all-around game, as did veteran Xavi Madrid. The jury is still out on whether Robbie Wright is not only fit to be Captain, but fit to be a starting PG.
Weekly Results: defeated Greenville 76-69
Last Week: 23

16. Tempe Flyingsquirrels
Luckily for the Squirrels, they got to start their franchise off in a bit of a gimme game against the unheralded worst team in the league. It was evident that Tempe isn't much outside Flo Payton and Wilk Smith, but we'll be able to get a better estimate on how good this team might be when they face tougher competition.   
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 74-58
Last Week: 22

17. Boston Bells
No shame in losing to arguably the best team in the FBL. I saw a lot of positive things come out of this game though, including Petri Rovuk dropping 20. With the return of Apollo, the Bells could find themselves vastly improving. 
Weekly Results: lost to Pittsburgh 83-66
Last Week: 17

18. Portsmouth Defenders
Nobody and I mean nobody gave this team a chance heading into the game against the Bandits. James Grant and Bralin Hurtz haven't slowed down entering their sophomore years. Michael Watchen and Tulio were also nice surprises off the bench.
Weekly Results: defeated Baton Rouge 71-69
Last Week: 24

19. Baton Rouge Riverbandits
It's clear that I had this team much too high in the preseason. It's going to talk awhile for the rookies to get their feet under them in the FBL, but when that time comes, Baton Rouge will be dangerous. With problems arising with Swoop, might have to start 4 rookies by moving Patel into the starting lineup.   
Weekly Results: lost to Portsmouth 71-69
Last Week: 9

20. Montana Bears
It seems that nobody outside the "PAW3" decided to show up for this game. Lincoln Frazier was sure electric! Sunshine looked ill-prepared to take on the job of a starting role and the same could be said for Sven Morgensen. Expect Montana to switch Sunshine back to a 6th man to get a boost off their bench. Someone is going to need to step up and take some relief off the "PAW3" if the Bears plan on finding success this season.
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 91-85
Last Week: 18

21. Texas Stallions
Krease McCool and the Mediocre Gang. Who is going to help out Krease McCool this season? Fingers are pointed at Owen Bridge or Druzen Krakovic to provide that exact help. As good as McCool is, without any help, this team will not amount to much this season. 
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 89-69
Last Week: 16

22. Anchorage Glaciers
Already being dubbed "Bismarck V2.0" as the Romeo (John Cunningham) & Juliet (Bobby Chang) tandem are the only thing the Glaciers can rely on. And rebounding is an obvious concern as the Volcanoes outrebounded them 45-28.  Glaciers might have to think about sacrificing a few point for a few more rebounds by starting Jesus Chavez, who led the team with 10 rebounds.     
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 95-71
Last Week: 11

23. Virginia Colonials
Not how Ricky Hallmark wanted to make his return to Virginia. He and Leon Dreams did all they could against the new franchise, but the Foresters had far too many weapons for them to overcome. Things continue to look bleaker and bleaker for the Colonials since their FBL Championship in Season 9.   
Weekly Results: lost to Montreal 76-62
Last Week: 17

24. Greenville Bulldogs
"2POW" look to be the real deal as they kept the Bulldogs in this game. They're going to need for Kevin Moose to contribute a little bit more in the coming weeks, as well as Country Sampson. Yablo Yabla was a nice defensive presence. An awful bench is going to cost this team a lot of potential wins this season though.   
Weekly Results: lost to Providence 76-69
Last Week: 21

25. Roswell Aliens
I don't think Roswell will get there this season, but their rookies in Val Keaton, Ronald Dekker, and Franz Otto has got the fans thinking of a bright future. The rest of the team is fairly weak and was easily overmatched against the Toppers. One has to wonder how long Ben Williams can hold off Otto for the starting PG spot.
Weekly Results: lost to Seattle 93-70
Last Week: 25

26. Mississippi Steamers
If the Steamers were in the West, I think they'd win a lot more games. Unfortuantley for them, they are in the East and it's going to be really rocky road this season. Mack Ryan looked great. Eisen excelled in his 6th man role. If Svenson can gradually improve, this Steamers team still has a lot of talent and might be able to pull off a upset here and there. The fans are still wondering why Cal Roberts was traded though. 
Weekly Results: lost to Tampa Bay 94-82
Last Week: 27

27. Colorado Hooks
Hooks fans are still praying that Thomas and Henderson will eventually feed off each other and start to score points in bundles. Colorado quite possibly has the worst bench in the FBL and just doesn't have the scoring to compete against a majority of the teams in the West. You have to think this team will improve as the season goes on, but just not sure it's going to be enough to get a few W's on the board. 
Weekly Results: lost to Las Vegas 93-69
Last Week: 26

28. Bismarck Jaguars
No... no.... no.... NO! From magical playoff run last season to this disaster? Rumors are circling that Bismarck might be moving to new city as they are at an all time low for attendance. Vagn Dahl was a nice surprise, but ultimately, this team is Dre Majors and Miles Peters who are not stars at all. Moving David Kradle back to his 6th man role should help, but this is shaping up to be a winless season in Bismarck.   
Weekly Results: lost to Tempe 74-58
Last Week: 28

Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Two


1. Seattle Toppers (3-0)
In one of the greatest games in FBL history, the Toppers outlasted the Stars in triple overtime in the first half of Week 2! In the later half, it was an easy 60 point drubbing against the worst team in the FBL. The "TOP3" were simply amazing this week as Marshall exploded with a triple double in both games, while Rich Deane averaged over 40 points. No question that the Toppers have become to team to beat right now and Marshall at the point is looking like an MVP. A clash with Boise in Week 3 is upcoming, will the Spuds be able to slow them down? 
Weekly Results: defeated Hollywood 126-125, defeated Bismarck 122-62
Last Week: 3

2. Las Vegas Aces (3-0)
Las Vegas is just quietly putting teams down easily, unlike the last two seasons when they did so a bit more loudly. Shack has taken a step backwards, but has still show signs of his MVP self during the game, while McDonald and Bell have formed quite the chemistry in the back court. Las Vegas eyes a match-up with Wyoming in Week 3 that will help settle the strong from the average.
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 100-78, defeated Honolulu 99-88
Last Week: 2

3. Tampa Bay Dragons (3-0)
Another really good start from the Dragons and all signs point to them being a front runner for representing the East in the Finals. Griffin is blossoming under the "Unity of Fire" approach by Head Coach, Red Mason. They host Pittsburgh and travel to Kentucky in Week 3 for a chance to be called the beasts in the East!   
Weekly Results: defeated Virginia 80-78, defeated Providence 106-78
Last Week: 6

4. Pittsburgh Blades (2-1)
After easily winning their game against the Bulldogs, the confident Blades were surprised by the expansion Montreal Foresters at home in what many are saying is the upset of the young season, although Boston fans might grumble about that. Despite the setback, nothing has changed in terms of Pittsburgh being regarded as the most talented team in the FBL. They'll get a chance to prove that on the road against Tampa Bay.   
Weekly Results: defeated Greenville 85-64, lost to Montreal 84-83
Last Week: 1

5. Kentucky Hayseeds (2-1)
Shocked in first half of the week against the much improved Boston Bells. They regrouped nicely in an easy victory over Greenville. Seeds fans are still a little concerned over Kamil's health, but so far he has been playing elite basketball. How much longer it will last is debatable. Awaiting Kentucky in Week 3 is tough expansion team in Montreal and the first place Dragons.
Weekly Results: lost to Boston 86-84, defeated Greenville 81-60
Last Week: 4

6. Boise Spuds (3-0)
This is getting out of hand now. Surely Pu Ta To will end up in a coma smiling if this keeps up. Off to their best start in franchise history, the Spuds have put the entire FBL on notice. This is no fluke... this team is for real after tossing aside the Squirrels and Seagulls in Week 2. But are they elite? We're about to find out as they travel to Seattle and host the Stars.
Weekly Results: defeated Tempe 98-83, defeated San Diego 102-84
Last Week: 8

7. Birmingham Greenhornets (2-1)
After the Hornets slipped by Texas... they were shocked against a Boston team that had a huge week. There is nothing to be worried about though as Willie Davies has a nice combination of offense and defense at his disposal.  One thing is for certain, this is easily the best Greenhornets team in franchise history and they should lock up the most wins in a season in Week 3.
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 79-78, lost to Boston 84-80
Last Week: 5

8. Wyoming Timberwolves (3-0)
The Wolves are off to a howling start as they made short work of the Glaciers and Hooks in Week 2. Coach Legacy and this well balanced team are slowly rebuilding the image of the Wyoming franchise. We're about to see how good these young Wolves are in Week 3 as they take on the Aces and Volcanoes. Are they Alpha Males? Or just pretend?
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 94-77, defeated Colorado 94-80
Last Week: 11

9. San Diego Seagulls (2-1)
An easy win over the Jaguars had the Gulls off to a good week, but it was slowed down by a hot Spuds team. Still though, with Drake and Reed... this team can beat any team on any given day. They should be able to handle things in Week 3, but with the GM there doing his best to mess up a good thing... you never know. 
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 101-69, lost to Boise 102-84
Last Week: 7

10. Montreal Foresters (2-1)
Stymied by the Diamonds to open the week, it looked like the Foresters were going to have a new team blues sort of week. But they united and pulled off an upset that still has Blades fans scratching their heads. Don't look now, but this may be a playoff team this season. Then again, Birmingham and Kentucky could knock them back to reality real quick. 
Weekly Results: lost to Providence 90-85, defeated Pittsburgh 84-83
Last Week: 10

11. Honolulu Volcanoes (2-1)
Outside of arguably Seattle, Las Vegas and maybe Boise... there might not be a more explosive offense in the West. Reggie Jones and Creed Jackson are more then just a force, they are outright straight nasty! Once this team can figure out a way to beat teams like the Aces, there is no telling how far this team can go. They'll have a chance to make a statement against the Wolves in Week 3.   
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 108-77, lost to Las Vegas 99-89
Last Week: 12

12. Boston Bells (2-1)
Just one year removed from a zero win season, no team turned more heads this weekend then the Boston Bells. Huge wins against the Seeds and Hornets have put them in position to have a remarkable rebound year. Can they keep the magic going against Puerto Rico and Texas in Week 3?   
Weekly Results: defeated Kentucky 86-84, defeated Birmingham 84-80
Last Week: 17

13. Puerto Rico Waves (2-1)
This was a make or break week for the Waves after they announced the benching of star SF, Sy Rogers. And boy did they rise to the occasion. A narrow victory over a young and hungry Bandits team followed by a slaughter of the Stallions. Konda Plains, who replaced Rogers in the lineup is rumored to be a dark horse for the rookie of the year for his all-around defensive play. Week 3 they get a shot at the red hot Bells and the struggling expansion Bulldogs.     
Weekly Results: defeated Baton Rouge 78-77, defeated Texas 91-70
Last Week: 13

14. Hollywood Stars (1-2)
Even though they were on the wrong end of one of the most entertaining games in FBL history, a victory over the Aliens might have gotten this team back on the right track. Blair Smith is showcasing his elite scoring early on this season and even with the depressed Ecko Walls, this Stars team is still dangerous. They get an easy one against Bismarck in Week 3 before travelling north to Boise to take on the surprising Spuds. 
Weekly Results: lost to Seattle 126-125, defeated Roswell 86-75
Last Week: 9

15. Providence Diamonds (2-1)
Not a lot of people are talking about him, but Juice McClain is quietly having himself a fantastic start to his FBL career and could find himself winning the rookie of the year this season. Providence took care of business against a scrappy Foresters team before running into a Dragons team that is out to prove they are the best.  Next week is a little bit easier as they face the Defenders and Steamers.
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 90-85, lost to Tampa Bay 106-78
Last Week: 15

16. Montana Bears (2-1)
Looks like the Bears finally realized Sunshine Stream is more suited for a 6th Man role and boy did he produce this week in victories over a couple of expansion teams in Calgary and Tempe. Things get a get degrees tougher as they play the Seagulls and Toppers in Week 3.     
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 90-83, defeated Tempe 97-84
Last Week: 20

17. Mississippi Steamers (2-1)
Everyone had this team out for the count after dealing away Cal Roberts, but not so fast. Impressive wins over the Defenders and Bandits put this team right back in the middle of this conference early on and they just might be able shove their way into the playoffs this season. They could make a big statement with wins over beatable teams in Virginia and Providence.
Weekly Results: defeated Portsmouth 76-69, defeated Baton Rouge 86-72
Last Week: 26

18. Virginia Colonials (1-2)
It took until the 3rd game, but the Colonials have finally put something in the win column. It still begs the question, who is going to help Hallmark and Dreams out this season? There should would love to be able to trade for Clint Danberry right not, don't you think? This team can't afford a two loss week next week with Baton Rouge and Mississippi on the agenda.   
Weekly Results: lost to Tampa Bay 80-78, defeated Portsmouth 68-66
Last Week: 23

19. Anchorage Glaciers (1-2)
Even with Scott Cunningham producing a majority of the scoring, the Glaciers found a way to get a win this week. Despite their blowout loss to the Wolves, the Glaciers might be able to build off that win and hope and pray Jesus Chavez can be a rebounding savior! Up next for the Glaciers is San Diego and Tempe. 
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 94-77, defeated Calgary 87-73
Last Week: 22

20. Tempe Flyingsuirrels (1-2)
Tempe was promptly welcomed to the FBL in Week 2 as they suffered defeats from Boise and Montana by fairly decent margins. Flo and Wilk look like a solid duo for the future though. Let's see how they fare against Anchorage and Colorado.
Weekly Results: lost to Boise 98-83, lost to Montana 97-84
Last Week: 16

21. Portsmouth Defenders (1-2)
Maybe benching Jose Caballero wasn't the wisest move for the Defenders. A couple close losses this week by the hands of Mississippi and Virginia have the Defenders fans questioning the playoff chances. They'll have their chance to quiet the critics with games against Providence and Pittsburgh upcoming.     
Weekly Results: lost to Mississippi 76-69, lost to Virginia 68-66
Last Week: 18

22. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (0-3)
The best of the worst? The Bandits were predicted to finish high in the East with a potential shot at the playoffs this season. After losses to a 7-man Puerto Rico team and the resurging Steamers, those chances are getting slim. Can they climb out of the early season hole?
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 78-77, lost to Mississippi 86-72
Last Week: 19

23. Calgary Thundercats (0-3)
I was very high on this team heading into the season, but they haven't quite clicked yet as a team. The Ferndale triplet experiment doesn't seem to be working and how long will Coach Hawk deal with the losing? They can really turn this season around with wins against Colorado and Las Vegas in Week 3.
Weekly Results: lost to Montana 90-83, lost to Anchorage 87-73
Last Week: 14

24. Texas Stallions (0-3)
So close against Birmingham before getting out classed by the man down Waves. This was supposed to be a year of redemption for the Stallions and it looks like it'll be more like a year of underachieving. Have to wonder what Krease McCool is thinking when he sees a situation someone like Mason Griffin got in. Texas needs to make a statement in their games against Baton Rouge and Boston.   
Weekly Results: lost to Birmingham 79-78, lost to Puerto Rico 91-70
Last Week: 21

25. Roswell Aliens (0-3)
No question this is a rebuilding year for the Aliens and they have some nice pieces for the future. Question for next week is will Franz Otto start? I know Aliens fan are hoping so. They should be able to get a win on the board against Bismarck, but it's going to be tough against an aggressive Volcanoes team.
Weekly Results: lost to Las Vegas 100-78, lost to Hollywood 86-75
Last Week: 25

26. Greenville Bulldogs (0-3)
This is how Greenville imagined their first season. It's one thing to lose games, but they are getting smoked out there. And it doesn't make matters any better with the success Montreal is having in the East. Can they make the necessary corrections against Birmingham and Puerto Rico? 
Weekly Results: lost to Pittsburgh 85-64, lost to Kentucky 81-60
Last Week: 24

27. Colorado Hooks (0-3)
Rumors have been swirling the internet have Coach Crump potentially causing bodily harm to Mo Daniels. Regardless, he'll be missing two weeks of action for a Hooks team that really needs all 8 players to be competitive. This week is potentially one of their best opportunities to go 2-0 with games against Calgary and Tempe.
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 108-77, lost to Wyoming 94-80
Last Week: 27

28. Bismarck Jaguars (0-3)
The Western Conferences punching bag. What will come first? A win or a Dre Majors meltdown? My money is on the later.
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 101-69, lost to Seattle 122-62
Last Week: 28

Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Three


1. Wyoming Timberwolves (5-0)
Last remaining undefeated team and the biggest surprise in the FBL so far.
Weekly Results: defeated Las Vegas 92-90, defeated Honolulu 91-81
Last Week: 8

2. Kentucky Hayseeds (4-1)
Big week has them looking like the best in the East.
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 96-78, defeated Tampa Bay 95-80
Last Week: 5

3. Tampa Bay Dragons (4-1)
They need to pull out all the tricks to keep Red Mason.   
Weekly Results: defeated Pittsburgh 90-85, lost to Kentucky 95-80
Last Week: 3

4. Las Vegas Aces (4-1)
Is Redford Shack Cape Town bound? 
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 92-90, defeated Calgary 92-65
Last Week: 2

5. Boise Spuds (4-1)
Is this the year of the Spud?
Weekly Results: defeated Seattle 99-79, lost to Hollywood 88-85
Last Week: 6

6. Boston Bells (4-1)
Block Party has the Bells as the biggest surprise in the East.   
Weekly Results: defeated Puerto Rico 87-79, defeated Texas 88-66
Last Week: 12

7. Montreal Foresters (3-2)
ATLAS STANDS!
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 96-78, defeated Birmingham 73-70
Last Week: 5

8. Hollywood Stars (3-2)
No Ecko, no problem. The big question... will he replace the exotic fish tank?
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 110-56, defeated Boise 88-85
Last Week: 14

9. Providence Diamonds (4-1)
Can they keep this up when they enter the harder half of their schedule?
Weekly Results: defeated Portsmouth 68-66, defeated Mississippi 80-72
Last Week: 15

10. Birmingham Greenhornets (3-2)
Now officially the best Greenhornets team in franchise history. 
Weekly Results: defeated Greenville 84-50, lost to Montreal 73-70
Last Week: 7

11. Seattle Toppers (3-2)
Now apparent the TOP3 cannot carry this team alone.   
Weekly Results: lost to Boise 99-79, lost to Montana 94-85
Last Week: 1

12. Puerto Rico Waves (3-2)
Seems to be peace in Puerto Rico now. 
Weekly Results: lost to Boston 87-79, defeated Greenville 81-59
Last Week: 13

13. San Diego Seagulls (3-2)
Rumor is, morale in San Diego is low.     
Weekly Results: defeated Montana 85-80, lost to Anchorage 90-77
Last Week: 9

14. Pittsburgh Blades (2-3)
Preseason overhype? We think the veterans of the Blades get them back on track.
Weekly Results: lost to Tampa Bay 90-85, lost to Portsmouth 75-68
Last Week: 4

15. Montana Bears (3-2)
Up and down beginning to the season...
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 85-80, defeated Seattle 94-85
Last Week: 16

16. Virginia Colonials (3-2)
Word is Danberry will be back in Virginia next season... so enjoy the Hallmark/Dreams connection while it lasts.   
Weekly Results: defeated Mississippi 77-55, defeated Baton Rouge 64-51
Last Week: 18

17. Anchorage Glaciers (3-2)
Scott Cunningham in beast mode is a very scary thing for opposing teams.
Weekly Results: defeated Tempe 82-71, defeated San Diego 91-77
Last Week: 19

18. Honolulu Volcanoes (2-3)
Orphan trouble........ again. 
Weekly Results: lost to Roswell 77-73, lost to Wyoming 91-81
Last Week: 11

19. Roswell Aliens (2-3)
Future is bright in Roswell... those rookies are good!
Weekly Results: defeated Honolulu 77-73, defeated Bismarck 90-70
Last Week: 25

20. Portsmouth Defenders (2-3)
James Grant may be the most revered player come All Star break.   
Weekly Results: lost to Providence 68-66, defeated Pittsburgh 75-68
Last Week: 21

21. Mississippi Steamers (2-3)
Who is the starting PG in Mississippi? Tees or Eisen? 
Weekly Results: lost to Virginia 77-55, lost to Providence 80-72
Last Week: 17

22. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (1-4)
No leadership = long season.
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 92-67, lost to Virginia 64-51
Last Week: 19

23. Colorado Hooks (2-3)
Unbelievable. Fluke or not?
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 73-64, defeated Tempe 74-72
Last Week: 27

24. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (1-4)
I was told I needed to mention Cody Show in this or else...
Weekly Results: lost to Montana 90-83, lost to Colorado 74-72
Last Week: 20

25. Texas Stallions (0-5)
Biggest disappointing team in the FBL. How long will Cowboy Bob Starr let this continue?
Weekly Results: lost to Baton Rouge 92-67, lost to Boston 88-66
Last Week: 24

26. Calgary Thundercats (0-5)
Coach Hawk has one foot out the door already. 
Weekly Results: lost to Colorado 73-64, lost to Las Vegas 92-65
Last Week: 23

27. Greenville Bulldogs (0-5)
Country Sampson getting out of debt or Greenville getting a win? Place your bets.
Weekly Results: lost to Birmingham 84-50, lost to Puerto Rico 84-59
Last Week: 26

28. Bismarck Jaguars (0-5)
Can't be good when the 6th man is your best scorer.
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 110-56, lost to Roswell 90-70
Last Week: 28

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Wyoming (7 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Seattle & Pittsburgh (10 spots)

Nickname Power Rankings
- Bruno Soulson

So, I'm just sitting around with a few buddies as I'm eating some McDougal's as we watched the season 12 championship series between Providence and Seattle (Which that fugazzi GM Rob screwed up what could have been a premiere East team). We somehow got to talking about the current season, talking about the surprises, one being the turn-around GM Talon has done in Birmingham, which my pal Jonny C said, "Hey, have you ever even seen a green hornet?"  I thought about why one, even one as random as Jonny C would ask such a question when it hit me, he's probably not the only other one to think that, which got me thinking about all the names in the FBL. So I decided to do some research and formulate my own opinions about some of these names.

So without further ado, this is Bruno Soulson's FBL Nickname Rankings.
Mind you, this is only one FBL blogger's ranking of the 28 team names . This is entirely all my own opinions. I considered the power a nickname really has on a team— on the team colors, choice of a mascot, and other gimmickry bullshit. I also weighed several criteria related to the nickname alone — the way is sounds coming out of even the most stupidest of mouths; whether there is a alliteration, which for you GM Franchise types, means "words that start with the same letter in a row" For example Philadelphia Pity Party; its fit within the local scene; its history; its method of selection and possible alternatives; its existence in the real world as a person, animal, or just a random thing; who chose the name aka the owner; and other factors I felt weighed enough to be factored. We're starting in reverse order starting with the worst!

#28 Bismarck Jaguars
I bet you're going "Well Bruno, the owner's name is Jay G. McGwire...duh!" No, not duh. That is pure coincidence. No, this team name is AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Why? Let's see Bismarck is cold. Jaguars live in the warm. It'd be like calling a team in New Mexico the Penguins. It's like someone asked you what you liked with your peanut butter and you said a lemon. THEY DON'T GO TOGETHER! The other thing is, look at the initials. B and J. BJ. Think about that and the team they've put out on the court. Plus, a Jaguar in a Jaguar jersey.  Wow Way to go Rev. I guess I won't be invited to the next Cat-ology getaway. Not that that's entirely a bad thing. I don't know what the rest of the nominees were, but given the Rev's obsession with all things feline, I bet Lions Tigers and Kittens were on the docket.

#27 Providence Diamonds
I know, Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but last I checked, FBL didn't stands for Female Basketball League (That doesn't rule out that FBL doesn't not stand for Ferndale Basketball League). Diamonds are tough though, the hardest mineral known to man. Wait....I didn't do enough thinking on this particular nickname before I sat down for this....well then...guess I have to figure something else for 27....

#27 Mississippi Steamers
Alright, note to all, if you are going to do research on the Mississippi Steamers, make sure you keep the safe search option on. Uuuugggghhh, that was gross. I feel like just for that, I should dock points, and I did a bit, but ever more is the fact that this team is named after something that has been used a mode of relaxation for tourists. Steamboats stopped being mean back in the early 1900s. That's over 100 years ago! Seriously now, Steamboats are slow, prodding, not what you want to sell your fans on. The colors remind me of the unsafe search of Steamers. And the mascot reminds me of a bad Clipark movie plot. Mississippi Gamblers or Snappers would have been my go to name for Mississippi.

#26 Colorado Hooks
I've never been to Colorado. I did my research, there's a good amount of lakes in the state. That said, I don't know many people who fish in the Rockies. That might just be me and a my narrow horizons, but this is one of the names that don't make sense or sound good when spoken out loud. Given that Colorado has the Rocky Mountains and the love for extreme sports there, the Colorado Extreme would have been cool. I like the colors given the logo, red, blues and silver, three solid colors that provide options for alternative jerseys and the fact you can call a subsection of the fans The Hookers, but what about the mascot. Is it a fishing hook? A fishermen? A pirate?

#25 Birmingham Greenhornets[/b]
So, what Jonny said really rings true, have anyone ever seen a green hornet?

Waiting.....

Anyone....?

Didn't think so. So right there, minus points. Now, the owner of Birmingham is El Stingo, famous luchadore. I mean, not to put any one region down, but I've been to Birmingham, they're not to found of lucha libre, if you catch my drift, so the combo of El Stingo and Birmingham is strange, but I digress. If I were advising Mr. Stingo, I would have suggested something like the Birmingham Buzz or anything but the Greenhornets. The Greenhornets do have the puns on their sides, especially with the defensive philosophy that this team has taken under GM Talon.

#24 Tempe Flyingsquirrells
This is a novelty name. It's a fun name, but we all have some late nights in college that can prove that fun does not always mean good, some more than others. Look, I'm gonna get hate for this, I just know it, but this nickname isn't as good as people feel it is. The owner is one of the more eclectic owners in the league, and that's an achievement all its own, so I guess I can't really dock points for the name not making a connection to the city of Tempe, but I will dock points for the fact that flying squirrels do not in fact fly. They glide. They have some skin that goes from their wrists to ankles and they just really, parachute tree to tree. It's more falling with style than flying. The other knock on the name, it's named after a not intimidating animal. Flying squirrels are cute, really cute. I mean squirrels are cute, but give them a built in parachute that lets them "fly" and HOLY FREAKING FLYING CUTENESS! Given the owner, I don't know if I would have come up with a name that would tickle his fancy.

#23 Greenville Bulldogs
So, tell me what kind of dog you'd want to be, here are your choices: Poodle, Great Dane, Bulldog, or a Hound? Me, Great Dane. Majestic and enormous. They tower over most dogs. They are great. I feel like Greenville Great Danes is alliteration and many colleges are the Bulldogs, you differentiate yourself better from those college teams. Man, I'd even take the Hounds, as long as you go with the larger ones like Deerhounds, but man, Great Dane just sounds right to me. But, the colors work and the fans are in the Dog Pound and everyone loves seeing a real bulldog pooping on the opponent's logo before the game.

#22 Seattle Toppers
Ok, this is a case where history comes and saves a name. Toppers is slang for top hats and nothing screams Seattle like top hats (/sarcasm). But since GM Dom arrived in the Northwest, the Toppers have done nothing but be at the top of the West year after year, he's never been out of the top 4 in the conference and that saves this name because if they were at the bottom, being the Toppers isn't gonna work in a logical sense. The colors are good, black and orange, a basketball. Playing up to the local climate would be good Seattle Rain (Or Reign) is my go to for the wordplay.

So now, I'm just going to power through the next couple rankings giving you one pro and one con to the name

#21 Anchorage Glaciers
Pro: Nothing says Anchorage, Alaska like glacier
Con: Ice climbing mascot

#20 Providence Diamonds
Pro: Diamonds are the hardest minerals in the world, toughest to cut; Prospector Mascot
Con: Color Scheme

#19 Pittsburgh Blades
Pro: Pittsburgh is steel city, plays into the local ties very well.
Con: Bland name, not clear if it's a sword or a knife's blade.

#18 Montreal Foresters
Pro: Very Canada...
Con: ...Not very Montreal.

#17 Calgary Thundercats
Pro: Awesome mascot
Con: Worked better before relocating to Calgary

#16 Tampa Bay Dragons
Pro: Dragons are cool...
Con: ...if you frequent the Jersey shore night clubsv

#15 Puerto Rico Waves
Pro: Puerto Rico is an island surrounded by Waves; Tidal wave puns.
Con: Was once the Wave, would have gotten bonus for being the only singular name

#14 Roswell Aliens
Pro: It's freakin' Roswell, Area 51.
Con: Too obvious for my liking

#13 Portsmouth Defenders
Pro: Defenders....defense. It plays right into basketball terminology
Con: Mascot.

#12 Texas Stallions
Pro: Not a mouthful and sounds good.
Con: Uninspiring color scheme

#11 Kentucky Hayseeds
Pro: Strong localized meaning, historic name.
Con: Derogatory term for country folk.

#10 Montana Bears
Pro: Montana has more bears than people
Con: Loads of bear themed college teams

#9 Wyoming Wolves
Pro: Same as Montana + alliteration
Con: Colors don't fit all that well

#8 Boston Bells
Pro: Short and sweet alliteration
Con: Not the best history associated with the name.

#7 Honolulu Volcanoes
Pro: Loads of local ties + Volcanoes are scary
Con: A "Petrified in ash" mascot not good for PR

#6 San Diego Seagulls
Pro: Alliteration + Local ties
Con: Despite having a mean Seagull logo, it's still a seagull

#5 Baton Rouge River Bandits
Now, I still don't know what a River Bandit is, but whatever it is, it very much Baton Rouge. And in the logo, is the mascot, which if very family friendly, and given that raccoons have that bandit mask it fits. Given the owner and his love for his family, this could have gone in several ways, but this is probably the best, plus the sorta alliteration is nice. Colors are pleasing to look at, but the solid red home jerseys could use some more breaking up.

#4 Boise Spuds
I know, "Bruno, you knocked points for the Steamers for being unintimidating. Have you ever been afraid of a potato?" Actually, there was this accident a couple thanksgivings ago, but that's a different article. The difference between the Steamers and Spuds is the Spuds aren't cartoony. Boise is in Idaho and Idaho is known for its...wait for it....POTATOES!!! HOLY WOW!!!!! Unlike the Steamers as well are the colors which are more so pleasing too look at.

#3 Hollywood Stars
Like Boise and the top two teams in these rankings, the nickname is really what the location is known for. The black, grey, and white color combo is sleek. I'm happy that not every team in the league is black and white, or has a black alternative jersey, it helps not only themselves, but also the Stars stand out more. The one knock on the Stars name, it's not as historic as the next two.

#2 Virginia Colonials
Virginia, one of the 13 colonies. HOW AMERICAN IS THAT?!? SUPER AMERICAN! NO ULTRA AMERICAN! COME ON PEOPLE! USA! USA! USA! USA! Ok now that that's done, the Colonials have a great name.  It's an underused named in all of sports when referring teams in patriotic locations. I also like the colors, like a lot. And who doesn't love to see a Colonials mascot with a normal body but a cartoonishly large head?! Not one person, that's the answer. The team has fallen off since GM Dorling left for...

#1 Las Vegas Aces
VEGAS BABY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'd talk about the last time I was there, but I am legally obligated not to it not meant to leave Vegas. The Aces hit almost all of it. Colors? Awesome. Logo? Creative? Alliteration? Nope. Local? OH HELL YEAH! History? Guys, it's Vegas one of the FBL franchises. Plus, GM Dorling has one of the best press conference ending lines with "Aces High". So much history, perfect colors, great logo, perfect name for a team in Vegas. That's why the Aces are the best name in all the FBL.

FBL Franchised: The Return

Once again I, GM Franchise, am back to talk about the FBL in FBL Franchised brought to you live here on the internets for the FBL fans out there. I'm here from my house here in Boulder, Colorado where I'm hanging out my old friends Moses Franks and Oswald Touche playing some GTA V having a good time while keeping my eye on the ball. There's been some things that have come to my attention via the FBL news that I will talk about. There are some issues in the FBL that are gaining some attention that I will talk about. There's also some liberals and Godless tax raisers who are trying to make me look bad in their blogs on the internets. I looked them up on my Google machine using what scientists call a Search Engine. Hopefully they use some alliteration and find Alotta Alcohol to kill their remaining brain cells before they lose their virginity. But anyway I'm going to get right into the General News analysis.

-Commissioner Trumps is not fazed by the SL and the SL thinks the FBL will fail next season. This is the biggest feud we've seen since Virginia and Kentucky went at it a few seasons ago but on a bigger scale. Don't listen to Paul Ling. Listen to GM Franchise. The FBL will remain strong. And remember to watch the Hooks every week because we always deliver the goods. Just ask the Closeness Twins.

-In Montreal Caleb Toom wants more money. In other news the sky is blue and the grass is green. It's also autumn as well. Just more facts to throw out there. I bet he wants 12 million with some added PR.

-Kamil Bennett is staying loyal to the Seeds and wants to finish out his career next season on the bench. Good for him. I drafted him you know and even though we never saw eye to eye I respect him. Don Figs on the other hand might not feel the same way. In fact Don was over earlier playing some Frisbee Golf with my crew. Donnie Henderson won after he caught a Frisbee while driving his motorcycle in the street. It was awesome.

-Red Mason wants more money too. If I were GM Cory, I'd give it to him the 11 million.

-The Capetown Pirates are offering Redford Shack 28 million over 2 years which is really upping the ante in the FBL/SL war that is brewing. This'll get interesting...wait, no it won't. I mean it won't be interesting it'll be astounding if it happens. No, amazing is the word I'm looking for...or not. Moving on...

-The combo of Wang and Suziki Hondo is working out well in Wyoming. Wyoming is the only undefeated team in the league which is a huge thing for them.

-Worthy Green is working with the rookies while Burt Hawk is already getting pissy. Somewhere GM Jen is cackling with glee over this development.

-Pete Ferndale is suing Seattle over his constructive dismissal. This will not please the owner who doesn't like things like this happening ever since the Bad Boys Era. GM Domingo might want to get some Ferndale Insurance since there's like 500 of them that might attack him at any moment.

-Lincoln Frazier and Sunshine Stream are going to film a movie about Biology. In other news I've heard from the Closeness Twins...I mean my spies tell me that Brother Leo has bought a cabin near Flathead Lake if that tells you anything.

-The Closeness Twins are here in Colorado. I welcome a dialogue with them. I'm running a diplomatic forum here in Boulder with them like what's going on in France with the US and Iran.

-Pebbles Lane got a shoe deal. Great for him. Too bad his team lost both games this week. Pittsburgh is good and they will be rather Dreamy next season according to the news I'm hearing.

-Rob Palace dressed as GM Rob for Halloween in Providence. The fans didn't think it was as funny as he did. In other news his sunglasses are awesome.

-Dave Chart lost a golf match and got beat up for it. Somewhere GM Bone is laughing.

-JR Valentine was voted Mr. Sexy Defender. In other news it was not said whether a majority of the people taking the poll were males or females. Just something to think about. In other news Cedric Malone called me and was interested in playing here in Colorado next season. I'm sure the fans in Montana would love that.

-Chris Flynn beat up his own teammates in Texas. No, for once it wasn't me. I didn't ruin him. The FBL will be taking action for this going by my experiences with players who fight. In other news I miss James Cross.

-Country Sampson has no money. I feel bad for him despite all the chaos he caused for me in Honolulu with the lava.

-Harry Allan is leading a turnaround for the Waves along with another former Star Deshawn Drummond. Things can only get better for the Waves after a rough start.

-Grabby Appreciation Night brought a whole three fans to Boise. In other news the attendance in Boise is still the same from my time there.

-Cheese King has contacted the dead and said that Chucky Dorrance's ghost said he was murdered. I shall offer the advice of having Hunch the World's Greatest Detective get on the case to solve this mystery.

-Ecko Walls is fearing for his life. I don't blame him. If he wants safety and security I will GLADLY provide it for him here in Colorado where we look after each other and don't try to murder each other. It's the safest team in the FBL to play for. Trust me, just ask Coach Cramp and the Closeness Twins.

-Manic wants to perform a ritual of evil before every game...yeah this guy sounds like a Franchise guy. I want him on my team. Hey Ms. Maid, get on the horn to GMs Reya and Jen. Let's get the Satanists and possible murder victims who are fearing for their lives here to Boulder where they can feel free to live their lives in the safety of the GM Franchise bubble of security where they can just be themselves.

-GM Steven must choose either make Eric Eisen a starter or keep him on the bench. Well one thing's for sure. There'll be steam coming from someone's ears no matter what decision he makes.

-Rey Rodrigo says there's no leaders on the River Bandits. Too many rookies is never a good thing. Trust me, I've used that format in most of my losing seasons.

-Cam Drake says that GM TyTy has erratic behavior. In other news since I joined the FBL my GMing has been really, really bad...I mean they've really, really been good which is what Drake needs. Ty will need to change his behaviors before he loses his team's confidence in his ability.

-Cody Show delayed a game by posing. In other news Donnie Henderson told me Cody is a girlie man. I have to agree although Wilk Smith rapping would be fun to watch. He can freely do that under my regime here in Boulder...I mean, I like rap but I prefer country music myself.

-Sharty McFlee's rat caused Larry Hardaway to get injured this week. If Hardaway turns into a giant rat monster I got dibs on the movie rights.

-Baldo wants to move in with Alex K...I support gay marriage but might change my mind after finding this out.

-Marcelo is having VISA problems...he should've gotten American Express.

-Code and McCray beat up somebody again. The volcanic heat in Honolulu might've gotten to their brains or something. And I DIDN'T ruin them. That's just rumor mongering brought out by the liberal media that makes fun of me.

That's all for now, folks. But remember don't vote, don't listen to liberals, or Democrats, or read the news or watch the news except for Fox. This is GM Franchise signing off and remember to give everyone a second chance. Fred Closeness told me that tonight. He's a man that speaks the truth. You know, like the owner of the Stars.

Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Four


1. Wyoming Timberwolves (7-0)
Starting to make it look too easy. 
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 86-70, defeated Calgary 90-78
Last Week: 1

2. Tampa Bay Dragons (6-1)
Proving they are the beasts in the East.   
Weekly Results: defeated Birmingham 85-71, defeated Puerto Rico 98-85
Last Week: 3

3. Las Vegas Aces (6-1)
Still considered the best in the West. 
Weekly Results: defeated Tempe 97-79, defeated San Diego 104-84
Last Week: 4

4. Boise Spuds (6-1)
Starting to see that a fan base does exist in Boise.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 97-65, defeated Roswell 122-70
Last Week: 5

5. Kentucky Hayseeds (5-2)
Rare home loss, but nothing to be too worried about .
Weekly Results: defeated Portsmouth 91-69, lost to Mississippi 83-79
Last Week: 2

6. Boston Bells (5-2)
Strange to think this was the worst team in the FBL last season. 
Weekly Results: defeated Baton Rouge 87-83, lost to Greenville 77-69
Last Week: 6

7. Seattle Toppers (5-2)
There was a lot less elderly people seen in the stands.
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 87-73, defeated Colorado 92-60
Last Week: 11

8. Virginia Colonials (5-2)
Tough defense and the play of Dreams and Hallmark have Virginia on the rise! 
Weekly Results: defeated Providence 60-58, defeated Pittsburgh 71-65
Last Week: 16

9. Montana Bears (5-2)
Impressive week from the PAW3.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 95-75, defeated Hollywood 94-91
Last Week: 15

10. Providence Diamonds (5-2)
Keep waiting for this team to hit a reality check... hasn't happened yet.
Weekly Results: lost to Virginia 60-58, defeated Baton Rouge 76-73
Last Week: 9

11. Hollywood Stars (4-3)
Meets Las Vegas next week... can the Stars finally shine in that rivalry? 
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 85-69, lost to Montana 94-91
Last Week: 8

12. Birmingham Greenhornets (4-3)
One look at Munsen and you lose control of your bowels... it's the secret to success for the Hornets.
Weekly Results: lost to Tampa Bay 85-71, defeated Portsmouth 78-66
Last Week: 10

13. Puerto Rico Waves (4-3)
Rebuilding year?
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 82-80, lost to Tampa Bay 98-85
Last Week: 12

14. San Diego Seagulls (4-3)
Cam Drake is licking his chops when Wyoming comes into town next week.   
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 84-60, lost to Las Vegas 104-84
Last Week: 13

15. Mississippi Steamers (4-3)
EISEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weekly Results: defeated Kentucky 83-79, defeated Pittsburgh 82-80
Last Week: 21

16. Montreal Foresters (3-4)
Expansion team blues...
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 82-80, lost to Texas 83-76
Last Week: 7

17. Honolulu Volcanoes (3-4)
Is there a better combo then Reggie Jones and Creed Jackson? Perhaps not. 
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 104-88, lost to Tempe 86-73
Last Week: 18

18. Anchorage Glaciers (3-4)
See-saw season so far for the Glaciers.
Weekly Results: lost to Seattle 87-73, lost to Hollywood 85-69
Last Week: 17

19. Pittsburgh Blades (2-5)
Seriously... what is going on in Pittsburgh?
Weekly Results: lost to Mississippi 82-80, lost to Virginia 71-65
Last Week: 14

20. Greenville Bulldogs (2-5)
Welcome to the win column times two! 
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 90-75, defeated Boston 77-69
Last Week: 27

21. Roswell Aliens (2-5)
Now apparent they can't beat the cream of the top in the West.
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 86-70, lost to Boise 122-70
Last Week: 19

22. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (2-5)
Battle of best expansion team in the West takes place next week.
Weekly Results: lost to Las Vegas 97-79, defeated Honolulu 86-73
Last Week: 24

23. Portsmouth Defenders (2-5)
Let the James Grant bidding commence. 
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 91-69, lost to Birmingham 78-66
Last Week: 20

24. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (1-6)
This team needs Swoop to take over as the leader.
Weekly Results: lost to Boston 87-83, lost to Providence 76-73
Last Week: 22

25. Texas Stallions (1-6)
A wins a win.
Weekly Results: lost to Greenville 90-75, defeated Montreal 83-76
Last Week: 25

26. Colorado Hooks (2-5)
Say it ain't so Donnie Henderson!
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 84-60, lost to Seattle 92-60
Last Week: 23

27. Calgary Thundercats (0-7)
It'd be a small seasonal victory if they could beat Tempe next week.
Weekly Results: lost to Colorado 73-64, lost to Wyoming 90-78
Last Week: 26

28. Bismarck Jaguars (0-7)
Rumor is they lost a scrimmage game to the worst high school team in North Dakota.
Weekly Results: lost to Boise 97-65, lost to Montana 95-75
Last Week: 28

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Virginia (8 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Montreal (9 spots)

Oh Just Shut Up - The Dorling Diatribe

Since I find myself at a crossroads in my FBL career, sitting on the bonnet of a wrecked Chevy pickup in New Mexico, rather than the bench of Championship winning basketball team, perhaps now is the moment to once again contribute to the world of FBL literature. Except maybe in the column of GM Dorling you will find opinion and relevance rather than the recycling of facts and boring rankings. Yeah I went there.

This week it is not about wins and losses. It is about foolishness. Details are scarce here in the asshole of nowhere. I haven't listened to news reports so only have sketchy details, but this much I know:

There is a high level of idiocy among the ranks of FBL GMs. At the top of the hierarchy of dumb?

That man Franchise. He hired a guy he knew nothing about, who then clearly tried to murder Mo Daniels (let's be honest, it's probably only karma for Mo Daniels trying to murder basketball all these years), and then he sent his team to a party hosted by two of the biggest criminals in the history of sport.

We're not talking farting on Moses Franks or throwing a ball at GoGo Frazier here – we're talking kidnapping, stalking, watching people poop. The Closeness twins are bad news and all you GMs out there that sent guys to the party?

You should get a fine from my old friend Commissioner Trumps for making the FBL look like amateur hour.

Speaking of fines, looks like ol' GM Rob has got himself in hot water for not paying attention. I'm shocked. No, really, it genuinely surprises me that a guy who failed to notice that the MVP was best friends with his point guard doesn't read the news. An attention span comparable to GM FyFy. That's his name right? FyFy? Oh no, it isn't. Sorry about that. I guess I wasn't paying attention. Rumour has it when the Gulls played Wyoming it took until the second quarter for our dear departed TyTy to realise he was sitting on the wrong bench.

So here I am, making a slow journey to new pastures in Baton Rouge. Pastures sullied by GM Rebel, paying a team more than their FBL winning counterparts in Vegas yet failing to win a game. Yet, despite his lack of wage structure at least he mastered the basics of counting, unlike the failure of GM Talon before him.

'Hahahah' I hear the privileged few guffaw. 'I've never been fired for going over budget.' Said Franchise. Never. But you cannot laugh so heartily GM Powers, for you wound up in Greenville due to lack of brainpower alone. The quickest way to stop your bench from underperforming? Probably not by stopping them from performing at all, Einstein. Now you look like a wimp in front of the press because you don't want to talk about anyone negatively. Have fun being walked over in practice.

Still, you could have added a scoring punch to your team and then chastised your devoted, faithful and honest captain because he wasn't getting all of the points any more, couldn't he GM Cory?! That's a great way to get rid of your reputation for being impossible to deal with. Not.

Oh, but stop laughing and gloating GM Death. Yes, you may have never had a player revolt but paying all of your players 90 bazillion dollars is not the answer either! Stop ruining our salary caps! At least try to seduce them before they f*ck everybody else in the wallet, hey Fisk?!

If everyone wants a bazillion dollars per game, we're all going to have to follow GM Bone's lead. No, I don't mean being an America hating terrorist, I mean in recruiting orphans from the street. You are not Madonna, those kids belong to somebody else. Still, glad to see that boxing ring you installed in Honolulu is starting to produce results.

You hear that Alex K?! Results! While I know you're eager to finally find out what an Alex K/Baldo lovechild looks like, that little result you get from peeing on a stick is not what your owner wants. Having said that, I'm not sure what it is your owner actually does want. Presumably a win before the end of the season, you're plumbing Franchise depths here.

Alongside Calgary. Strike really struck out there. The Ferndale experiment was a failure. Unless of course he was looking to prove that 3 mediocre players create mediocre results, in which case the hypothesis was proven correct. Speaking of mediocre players, let's hope GM Blade remembers to pick good players to play for Vegas now that he's back. Grizla Valinka? Really? Mind you, he'll probably be allowed to do whatever he wants if he promises to call Daddy Diamond every night and apologise for leaving in the first place.

Urgh.

You know what? I'm done for now. These pleasant yet simple latino friends of mine aren't going to leave any booze for me at this rate. I raise my glass to the Closeness brothers for providing me with the most hilarious moment of the FBL since Scott Fletcher threw a ball at GoGo Frazier and GoGo Frazier cried. Enjoy your trip back to prison folks. The Hooks team bus is probably available.

At least we found another way to get rid of unwanted players, hey Jen?

Now clear off the lot of you.

Up yours,

GM Dorling

Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Six


1. Boston Bells (9-2)
No longer just a lucky run. The Bells are the legit crop of the East. 
Weekly Results: defeated Portsmouth 95-87, defeated Mississippi 101-77
Last Week: 6

2. Montana Bears (9-2)
Lincoln Frazier has put this team on his back and has them hot Hot HOT!   
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 104-100, defeated Colorado by forfeit
Last Week: 9

3. Hollywood Stars (8-3)
Speaking of hot... there might not be a scarier team to face right now then the Stars. 
Weekly Results: defeated Honolulu 116-113, defeated Wyoming 93-90
Last Week: 11

4. Wyoming Timberwolves (8-3)
A little slip shouldn't knock the Wolves from being true contenders in the West.
Weekly Results: defeated Seattle 106-100, lost to Hollywood 93-90
Last Week: 1

5. Puerto Rico Waves (8-3)
Another team that is in cruise control right now.
Weekly Results: defeated Virginia 82-69, defeated Providence 88-67
Last Week: 13

6. Kentucky Hayseeds (8-3)
How much will Kamil playing a little unlike his MVPself, effect this team in the second half of the season? 
Weekly Results: defeated Pittsburgh 83-73, defeated Baton Rouge 91-72
Last Week: 5

7. Las Vegas Aces (8-3)
Rumors are heavy that former GM Blade is returning to take over for the departed GM Dorling.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 103-73, defeated Boise 103-90
Last Week: 3

8. Boise Spuds (8-3)
A win over Wyoming this week will solidify Boise as a team with serious aspirations for the West crown. 
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado by forfeit, lost to Las Vegas 103-90
Last Week: 4

9. Virginia Colonials (8-3)
Manic is having a blast at the Closeness Party... too bad nobody else is.
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 82-69, defeated Texas 69-54
Last Week: 8

10. Seattle Toppers (7-4)
Still trying to find some consistency in the TOP heavy Toppers.
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 106-100, defeated Calgary 100-77
Last Week: 7

11. Honolulu Volcanoes (6-5)
Even though they are only 6-5, if the Volcanoes find themselves in the playoffs, I wouldn't want to be paired up against them. 
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 116-113, defeated Bismarck 106-79
Last Week: 17

12. Providence Diamonds (6-5)
All the signs point to this team taking a turn for the worse sooner or later. 
Weekly Results: defeated Birmingham 65-52, lost to Puerto Rico 88-67
Last Week: 10

13. Tampa Bay Dragons (7-4)
Turning into the "what if" season.
Weekly Results: lost to Greenville 75-62, defeated Montreal 96-80
Last Week: 2

14. Pittsburgh Blades (5-6)
Clawing, scraping, fighting their way back into contention. If only Pebbles would help.
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 83-73, defeated Birmingham 64-54
Last Week: 19

15. San Diego Seagulls (6-5)
Owner Sam Derango, watches another GM leave after his lofty expectations.
Weekly Results: defeated Tempe 87-85, defeated Calgary 91-82
Last Week: 14

16. Greenville Bulldogs (5-6)
On the rise... but is it just a fluke?
Weekly Results: defeated Tampa Bay 75-62, defeated Portsmouth 65-60
Last Week: 20

17. Birmingham Greenhornets (5-6)
Mutu vs. Kolo.... Mutu wins... again.
Weekly Results: lost to Providence 65-52, lost to Pittsburgh 64-54
Last Week: 12

18. Anchorage Glaciers (5-6)
Captain Cunning is on a whole different level then any other player in the FBL.
Weekly Results: lost to Montana 104-100, defeated Roswell 111-88
Last Week: 18

19. Montreal Foresters (4-7)
Going the wrong way... can they turn things around?
Weekly Results: lost to Baton Rouge 82-74, lost to Tampa Bay 96-80
Last Week: 16

20. Mississippi Steamers (4-7)
Eisen or Tees ... MAKE A DECISION!
Weekly Results: lost to Texas 81-71, lost to Boston 101-77
Last Week: 15

21. Tempe Flying Squirrels (5-6)
Bad news Tempe: GM Franchise is looking for houses in the area.
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 101-77, lost to San Diego 87-85
Last Week: 22

22. Texas Stallions (4-7)
Bad news Texas: GM Franchise is looking for houses in the area.
Weekly Results: defeated Mississippi 81-71, lost to Virginia 69-54
Last Week: 25

23. Roswell Aliens (3-8)
FBL fans are beginning to wonder if GM Arkia is really GM Triple B dressed in women's clothes.
Weekly Results: lost to Tempe 101-77, lost to Anchorage 111-88
Last Week: 21

24. Portsmouth Defenders (2-9)
If Cedric can lose his craziness and get his game back, then and only then will he be worth $10 million bones.
Weekly Results: lost to Boston 95-87, lost to Greenville 65-60
Last Week: 23

25. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (2-9)
Baton Rouge threw two parties. First was GM Rebel's resignation. Second was GM Dorling's hiring. The drinking still hasn't stopped!
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 82-74, lost to Kentucky 91-72
Last Week: 24

26. Colorado Hooks (3-8)
Speaking of parties... Colorado is the 6th team to throw a "We fired GM Franchise" party!
Weekly Results: lost to Boise by forfeit, lost to Montana by forfeit
Last Week: 26

27. Calgary Thundercats (0-11)
Thundercats fans are wondering if GM Cory will ruin a good team he'll make in 2 seasons or 3.
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 91-82, lost to Seattle 100-77
Last Week: 27

28. Bismarck Jaguars (0-11)
The world record for smelliest shit was recorded this past weekend. The "shitter" named his stinky shit after this team.
Weekly Results: lost to Las Vegas 103-73, lost to Honolulu 106-79
Last Week: 28

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Hollywood & Puerto Rico (8 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Tampa Bay (11 spots)

THE N.S. REPORT 8 (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-12-06T22_41_28-08_00)

In this episode, just a day prior to the Closeness Twins incident occurred in some rinky-dink, roody poo candy ass jabroni airport in Boulder, Colorado, That Strike Guy is joined in studio by Montreal Foresters' GM Soul and by GM Dorling via satellite. Madness of the FBL is discussed, we get the REAL scoop on why Dorling got out of Vegas, GM Soul's mic goes out and it seems as if Dorling & I are speaking to a ghost, Primo Pancho gets in studio late, bickering happens (so do All-Star Team prediction) and we're officially an award nominated podcast and therefore, you should really enjoy this episode. Or we'll give Mike Flips your phone number.

Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Seven


1. Boston Bells (11-2)
Heads into All-Star break with the best record in the East.   
Weekly Results: defeated Virginia 82-58, defeated Providence 83-71
Last Week: 1

2. Hollywood Stars (10-3)
Heads into All-Star break as quite possibly the hottest team in the FBL. 
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 87-77, defeated Tempe 88-71
Last Week: 3

3. Wyoming Timberwolves (11-2)
Heads into All-Star break with the best record in the West.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 95-75, defeated Boise 89-88
Last Week: 4

4. Puerto Rico Waves (10-3)
Odds on favorite to end the season as the best team in the East.
Weekly Results: defeated Pittsburgh 73-68, defeated Kentucky 73-72
Last Week: 5

5. Montana Bears (10-3)
Little bump in the road, but will be the third head in the race for the West crown.   
Weekly Results: defeated Las Vegas 88-80, lost to Honolulu 96-94
Last Week: 2

6. Kentucky Hayseeds (9-4)
All eyes will be on this team in the second half... will age begin to show? 
Weekly Results: defeated Birmingham 80-76, lost to Puerto Rico 73-72
Last Week: 6

7. Las Vegas Aces (9-4)
Probably won't repeat this season after the departure of GM Dorling, but proving they are still a team to fear.
Weekly Results: lost to Montana 88-80, defeated Anchorage 91-87
Last Week: 7

8. Honolulu Volcanoes (8-5)
Many predict an eruption of good proportions for the Volcanoes in the 2nd half of the season. 
Weekly Results: defeated Boise 106-91, defeated Montana 96-94
Last Week: 11

9. Boise Spuds (8-5)
Boise could be in some rough water in the second half with the loss of Igor via death.
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 106-91, lost to Wyoming 89-88
Last Week: 8

10. Greenville Bulldogs (7-6)
How? We don't even know. Question is, can they keep it going?
Weekly Results: defeated Mississippi 74-73, defeated Virginia 66-61
Last Week: 16

11. Virginia Colonials (8-5)
Some swarming confusion as to why Manic was at the Closeness party.
Weekly Results: lost to Boston 82-58, lost to Greenville 66-61
Last Week: 9

12. Seattle Toppers (7-6)
Rough week for the Toppers has fans wondering if this is a playoff team. 
Weekly Results: lost to Tempe 78-76, lost to San Diego 83-77
Last Week: 10

13. Pittsburgh Blades (6-7)
Blades will need a second half push to try and get into the playoffs.
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 73-68, defeated Texas 72-69
Last Week: 14

14. San Diego Seagulls (7-6)
is it possible that this team is better without GM TyTy? Pundits say yes.
Weekly Results: lost to Roswell 79-77, defeated Seattle 83-77
Last Week: 15

15. Providence Diamonds (6-7)
This team is starting to show its youth.
Weekly Results: lost to Texas 80-73, lost to Boston 83-71
Last Week: 12

16. Anchorage Glaciers (6-7)
Reports are that Cunningham and Chang will not be in Anchorage next season. GM Franchise hired. Glaciers dwindling fan base riot.
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado by forfeit, lost to Las Vegas 91-87
Last Week: 18

17. Tampa Bay Dragons (7-6)
Only good news coming from this team is that strong rumors that Leighton Lee and Bernie Class will be traded back.
Weekly Results: lost to Baton Rouge 90-80, lost to Portsmouth 85-74
Last Week: 13

18. Montreal Foresters (5-8)
Caleb Toom dead. Apparently Montreal had a party.
Weekly Results: lost to Portsmouth 76-71, defeated Mississippi 79-77
Last Week: 19

19. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (6-7)
Fans enjoying the Flo and Wilk show while they can.
Weekly Results: defeated Seattle 78-76, lost to Hollywood 88-71
Last Week: 21

20. Roswell Aliens (5-8)
Despite the relative shit season, the rookies have looked good.
Weekly Results: defeated San Diego 79-77, defeated Colorado by forfeit
Last Week: 23

21. Portsmouth Defenders (4-9)
CEDRIC MALONE!!!!!!
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 76-71, defeated Tampa Bay 85-74
Last Week: 24

22. Texas Stallions (5-8)
Reports are GM Talon is coming to save the Stallions franchise... will be bringing Rik Kluff and the corpse of Cheese King with him.
Weekly Results: defeated Providence 80-73, lost to Pittsburgh 72-69
Last Week: 22

23. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (4-9)
GM Dorling reportedly in attendance while the Bandits win TWICE!
Weekly Results: defeated Tampa Bay 90-80, defeated Birmingham 73-69
Last Week: 25

24. Birmingham Greenhornets (5-8)
Is this franchise the Boise Spuds of the East?
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 80-76, lost to Baton Rouge 73-69
Last Week: 17

25. Mississippi Steamers (4-9)
How long before a the Colonel needs to make another change in management?
Weekly Results: lost to Greenville 74-73, lost to Montreal 79-77
Last Week: 20

26. Calgary Thundercats (1-12)
A WIN!
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 87-77, defeated Bismarck 83-67
Last Week: 27

27. Colorado Hooks (3-10)
2 more forfetied losses paints a black spot in the FBL.
Weekly Results: lost to Anchorage by forfeit, lost to Roswell by forfeit
Last Week: 26

28. Bismarck Jaguars (0-13)
Lost what people are calling the "Toilet Bowl".
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 95-75, lost to Calgary 83-67
Last Week: 28

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Greenville (6 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Birmingham (7 spots)

Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Eight


1. Boston Bells (13-2)
Officially best team in the FBL now. 
Weekly Results: defeated Providence 98-75, defeated Pittsburgh 73-70
Last Week: 1

2. Hollywood Stars (12-3)
Remember how the season started for Hollywood? Us either. 
Weekly Results: defeated Tempe 87-81, defeated San Diego 85-84
Last Week: 2

3. Wyoming Timberwolves (12-3)
Stars, Bears, Aces, and Volcanoes have caught up... can the Wolves keep in stride?
Weekly Results: defeated Boise 97-94, lost to Montana 85-84
Last Week: 3

4. Kentucky Hayseeds (11-4)
Flexed their muscles with GM Hondo's 100th career victory in a home win against the Waves.
Weekly Results: defeated Puerto Rico 94-90, defeated Texas 90-60
Last Week: 6

5. Puerto Rico Waves (11-4)
Right in the thick of things. Still have enough time to catch the Bells.
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 94-90, defeated Birmingham 99-81
Last Week: 4

6. Montana Bears (11-4)
Tripped up against Honolulu again, but avenged early season loss to Wyoming.   
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 94-93, defeated Wyoming 85-84
Last Week: 5

7. Las Vegas Aces (11-4)
NO GM, NO PROBLEM?... Or maybe it just goes to show how good GM Dorling really is.
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 86-80, defeated Colorado 92-58
Last Week: 7

8. Honolulu Volcanoes (10-5)
Has a huge chance to rise in the rankings with a victory in Las Vegas this week. 
Weekly Results: defeated Montana 94-93, defeated Anchorage 107-68
Last Week: 8

9. Greenville Bulldogs (9-6)
This team is 9-1 in their last 10 games after 0-5 start. What a turnaround.
Weekly Results: defeated Virginia 62-60, defeated Providence 64-61
Last Week: 10

10. Boise Spuds (9-6)
Who will be the next Head Coach for this poor franchise?
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 97-94, defeated Calgary 97-80
Last Week: 9

11. Virginia Colonials (9-6)
Management won't let Manic do his live turkey slaughter... will they?
Weekly Results: lost to Greenville 62-60, defeated Montreal 70-57
Last Week: 11

12. Pittsburgh Blades (7-8)
Blade faithful believe the playoff is in there future.
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 80-65, lost to Boston 73-70
Last Week: 13

13. San Diego Seagulls (8-7)
Another 'what if' season for the Gulls.
Weekly Results: defeated Seattle 85-77, lost to Hollywood 85-84
Last Week: 14

14. Seattle Toppers (8-7)
Season has been a bit disappointing for Toppers fans...
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 85-77, defeated Roswell 94-71
Last Week: 12

15. Tampa Bay Dragons (8-7)
Will the news of Leighton Lee and Bernie Class staying in Tampa Bay be enough to will the team into the playoffs?
Weekly Results: lost to Portsmouth 91-79, defeated Mississippi 88-77
Last Week: 17

16. Portsmouth Defenders (6-9)
Defenders making a late season surge towards the playoffs led by CEDRIC MALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weekly Results: defeated Tampa Bay 91-79, defeated Baton Rouge 85-76
Last Week: 21

17. Providence Diamonds (6-9)
We saw this downfall coming... but can they recover?
Weekly Results: lost to Boston 98-75, lost to Greenville 64-61
Last Week: 15

18. Anchorage Glaciers (6-9)
More than just the weather is cold right now in Anchorage.
Weekly Results: lost to Las Vegas 86-80, lost to Honolulu 107-68
Last Week: 16

19. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (5-10)
Is it a coincidence the Bandits are winning more without GM Rebel?
Weekly Results: defeated Birmingham 74-68, lost to Portsmouth 85-76
Last Week: 23

20. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (6-9)
Betters rushed to place their bets this weekend... most predicted GM TyTy would resign by Week 6.
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 87-81, lost to Bismarck 76-70
Last Week: 19

21. Mississippi Steamers (5-10)
Many predict the end of GM Steven will happen this week.
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 82-76, lost to Tampa Bay 88-77
Last Week: 25

22. Montreal Foresters (5-10)
Caleb Toom wasn't the only one who loved money... apparently GM Soul does too!!!
Weekly Results: lost to Mississippi 82-76, lost to Virginia 70-57
Last Week: 18

23. Roswell Aliens (5-10)
Rumor is the Aliens made a move for Jamal Tees... but even he is wondering if he was signed.
Weekly Results: lost to Colorado 87-79, lost to Seattle 94-71
Last Week: 20

24. Texas Stallions (5-10)
Cowboy Bob Star was seen playing golf while the Stallions were playing.
Weekly Results: lost to Pittsburgh 80-65, lost to Kentucky 90-60
Last Week: 22

25. Birmingham Greenhornets (5-8)
The ghost of Cheese King is apparently haunting Stinger Stadium. Ghost experts predict he is just trying to play in the game.
Weekly Results: lost to Baton Rouge 74-68, lost to Puerto Rico 99-81
Last Week: 24

26. Colorado Hooks (4-11)
Amazing what can occur when the team can actually take the court.
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 87-79, lost to Las Vegas 92-58
Last Week: 27

27. Bismarck Jaguars (2-13)
...WTF?
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 81-80, defeated Tempe 76-70
Last Week: 28

28. Calgary Thundercats (1-14)
Congratulations Calgary... you are officially the worst team in the FBL!!! Yay?
Weekly Results: lost to Bismarck 81-80, lost to Boise 97-80
Last Week: 26

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Portsmouth (5 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Montreal (4 spots)


CREDIT: JOHNNY QUINN
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THE N.S. REPORT 9 - THE HOLY TEN COMMANDMENTS (http://thensreport.podomatic.com/entry/2013-12-19T17_49_14-08_00)

In this special edition of the N.S. Report, That Strike Guy and Primo Pancho land themselves a sponsored enough gig to make some buckaroos at long last as they cover the Holy Ten Commandments of what NOT to do as a FBL General Manager. They're joined in studio by EZPN Corresponder Bruno Soulson for a short while before they realize he's really terrible at his job and get him escorted out the building.

For many seasons now, it's been a very debatable topic over who is the best FBL GM of all time. On one hand you have the very loyal, very respectable, All-American country bred, Jack Hondo and on the other hand, you have the egotistical, the ultimate heel, the mouth of the south, Chris Dorling.

Before we get into the analysis portion, let's take a quick glance at the head-to-head stats.

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CHRIS DORLING

JACK HONDO

8

# of Seasons

9

2

# of Teams

1

88-29

Reg Season W-L Record

101-36

15-10

Playoff W-L Record

18-9

0.725

Overall Winning%

0.726

2

FBL Titles

3

5

Conference Titles

5

5

Head-to-Head Wins

3

Quote

DORLING vs. HONDO SERIES

Season 7 Week Two: Kentucky 98, Virginia 94
Season 7 Week Eight: Kentucky 100, Virginia 95
Season 8 Week Two: Virginia 103, Kentucky 102
Season 8 Week Nine: Kentucky 104, Virginia 88
Season 9 Week One: Virginia 112, Kentucky 109
Season 10 Week Two: Virginia 117, Kentucky 114
Season 10 Week Five: Virginia 105, Kentucky 98
Season 10 Eastern Conference Semifinals: Virginia 108, Kentucky 103

Looking over the facts, it's hard to say which one is better. Some would hold the 3 FBL Titles that Hondo has won and declare him the best because of that. Some would look at how close the two are in everything and look at the head-to-head series that Dorling leads 5-3 and declare him the best.  You could look at Hondo's success at just one team his entire time in the FBL... you could look at Dorling becoming the first GM to win an FBL Title with two teams.

Let's take this a few steps further and see the Top 5 players each GM has managed.

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CHRIS DORLING

JACK HONDO

Redford Shack

GoGo Frazier

Eddie Lights

Xavier Mogo

Clint Danberry

Kamil Bennett

Ricky Hallmark

Freddie Bishop

Scott Fletcher

Hjdak Vlakov

A quick look at the Top 5 of each GM and you think wow, that is a damn good team. Hands down though, you have to think Dorling has him beat in this area. I mean, if their was an FBL Hall of Fame, all 5 guys would be entered into it. Each guy will have their jerseys retired in the rafters, while with Hondo, he has a solid Top 4... but really, he didn't have a guy that he GM'd for a good length of time that could make it over Hjdak Vlakov. You could add Chui Mai, Jay Chill, or Joe Reed... sure.  Now you could look at this argument two ways as well... Did Hondo do more with less? Did Dorling do a better job at gathering talent? It's really tough to say for sure, it's another one of those "toss ups".

And for the last feature, let's take a look at the coaches that have help pave the road to success for both these GM's. We'll start with...

QuoteChris Dorling

Conrad Class: The first coach for the expansion Virginia Colonials. He would be the man that not only lead the Croatian National Team to an Olympic Gold Medal, but was the Head Coach for the Season 9 FBL Champion Virginia Colonials. He left Virginia, after GM Dorling left for Las Vegas. Conrad Class had failing stints with Tampa Bay, Honolulu, and Boise before finally returning back to Virginia. He has yet to find the same success he had with GM Dorling.

Bob Timms: The first assistant coach in Virgina Colonial history. After GM Dorling left for Vegas, he took over as Head Coach, where he was driven to quit the team. It was short lived however, as he was back, as Assistant under Conrad Class again starting in Season 13.

Johnny Bunt: A former FBL Champion when GM Dorling took over, many thought his best days were behind him. Together, they formed a dominant duo that finally broke through for an FBL Championship in Season 13. However, Season 14, after GM Dorling's resignation, it was announced that Johnny would retire at the end of the season.

CoCo Flames: The first bad coaching hire by GM Dorling. While nothing majorly bad happened while she was on board, it was evident from the get go, that she was not a good fit walking the Aces bench. After her one season as assistant, she went on to the Super League to be a Head Coach.

Steve Watchen: A former player that GM Dorling had under him in Virginia, Steve ended up being that final missing link that kept Las Vegas from returning to the top of the FBL. Season 13, he helped take an Aces team to an FBL Championship. In the following offseason, he was signed by Boise to become the new Head Coach, where he helped lead them to their best start in franchise history before quitting recently.

Gun Lugasoon: GM Dorling hired Gun after Steve's departure and who knows what could of been. After GM Dorling's resignation, it was announced Gun would also be leaving the team at the season's end.

And now...

QuoteJack Hondo

Billy Joe Winchester: When you think Hayseeds basketball, the first two names you think os if Winchester and Hondo. Together, they won an FBL Championship in Season 6 and 7, before slipping a bit in Season 8, where BJ hung up the ol' straw hat.

GoGo Frazier: In what was has to be, oneof the most iconic GM/Coach relationships in FBL history. For the longest time, you couldn't use GoGo in a sentence without also using Jack Hondo. They were more then just co-workers... they were the best of friends. They went on to win the Season 11 FBL Championship before a Season 13 miscommunication between the two ended a partnership and potentially a friendship. Nobody has heard from GoGo since.

Rattle Lee: Nobody will ever question the type of player Rattle Lee was, but when he was hired to be the AHC in Kentucky for Season 9, helping coach with his friend and rival, GoGo and coach his brother Shakers... well it ended up being a disaster waiting to happen. He only lasted the season and left on relative good terms, but he went on to help guide the Puerto Rico Waves as AHC to a FBL Championship in Season 10. After his stint with the Waves ended badly, he went to the Super League, before returning to Coach the RiverBandits. When that ended badly, he found himself as the new and current Head Coach of a talented Honolulu Volcanoes team.   

Xavier Mogo: X took over as AHC in Season 10, where he and Hondo continued an already solid relationship. At season's end though, X took a huge opportunity and left to become the Head Coach of the Hollywood Stars, where he still is currently. 

Kirk Byways: When X left, Hondo saw a very talented AHC up for grabs and made the move to get Kirk Byways to Kentucky. There, he helped guide the Seeds to their Season 11 FBL Championship and in Season 13, after the departure of GoGo, went to become the Head Coach of the team, where he still is currently.

Stelios Poppidikos: When Kirk made the move to Head Coach, Hondo sought the services of Stelios, who is still the AHC in Kentucky. Together, he and Kirk have formed a adequate pair as the coaches for the Hayseeds. 

Both gentlemen have had the privilege of having 6 coaches to work with. And only a few of them turned out to be bad eggs for them. Some of the assistants they worked with have gone on to become successful Head Coaches as well.

I think you see where this debate is going... absolutely nowhere. In the end, we have the two best GMs in the FBL who have similar track records. Some facts favor Dorling, while others favor Hondo. If you were to tell me hands down Hondo is better than Dorling, or vice versa, I'd probably say you're not very intelligent. It's close... so close that I think it's too close to call it one way or the other with facts to back it up. It's all speculation. But the good news FBL fans... is that for the first time since Season 10, Dorling and Hondo will be doing battle against one another again. And that my friends, is something that we can all be thankful for this Holiday season.

Merry Christmas!


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Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Nine


1. Hollywood Stars (14-3)
Stars finally take over the top spot in the Power Rankings.
Weekly Results: defeated Seattle 82-73, defeated Roswell 91-74
Last Week: 2

2. Kentucky Hayseeds (13-4)
Wins against the Waves and Bells in the last two weeks have the Seeds rolling! 
Weekly Results: defeated Boston 96-82, defeated Greenville 73-69
Last Week: 4

3. Boston Bells (14-3)
Still have the best record in East, but Seeds and Waves closing in. 
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 96-82, defeated Birmingham 76-59
Last Week: 1

4. Wyoming Timberwolves (14-3)
Upcoming week might give us a good glimpse on how far this team can really go.
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 90-76, defeated Colorado 86-68
Last Week: 3

5. Puerto Rico Waves (13-4)
Are on the bottom of the 3 team race for the Eastern Conference Championship.
Weekly Results: defeated Baton Rouge 88-68, defeated Texas 83-69
Last Week: 5

6. Montana Bears (13-4)
Lincoln Frazier is continuing his MVP type season! 
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 84-75, defeated Tempe 90-83
Last Week: 6

7. Honolulu Volcanoes (12-5)
Finally gets the Aces monkey off their backs... they can gain some more ground with a win at home against the Wolves.   
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 124-54, defeated Las Vegas 84-78
Last Week: 8

8. Las Vegas Aces (12-5)
No matter how the season plays out, seem to have a lock on a playoff spot this season.
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 77-69, lost to Honolulu 84-78
Last Week: 7

9. Greenville Bulldogs (10-7)
Keep thinking this team is going to start tanking... I keep thinking wrong.
Weekly Results: defeated Pittsburgh 72-71, lost to Kentucky 73-69
Last Week: 9

10. San Diego Seagulls (10-7)
Cam Drake trying to will this team to a playoff berth now that GM TyTy is out of the picture.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 76-60, defeated Boise 95-88
Last Week: 13

11. Portsmouth Defenders (8-9)
Outside of the top teams in the FBL, there isn't a more hot team right now.
Weekly Results: defeated Mississippi 90-86, defeated Virginia 67-58
Last Week: 16

12. Virginia Colonials (10-7)
Critics are beginning to question the handling of Manic by management.
Weekly Results: defeated Tampa Bay 64-52, lost to Portsmouth 67-58
Last Week: 11

13. Seattle Toppers (9-8)
The last thing Seattle needed right now is for Troy Marshall to begin running his lip about his teammates.
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 82-73, defeated Bismarck 77-70
Last Week: 14

14. Tampa Bay Dragons (9-8)
Currently in playoff position, but Defenders breathing down their necks.
Weekly Results: lost to Virginia 64-52, defeated Providence 78-66
Last Week: 15

15. Boise Spuds (9-8)
Melt down in Potatoville.
Weekly Results: lost to Tempe 92-91, lost to San Diego 95-88
Last Week: 10

16. Montreal Foresters (7-10)
After a shockingly big week, can the Foresters sneak into the 6th playoff seed?
Weekly Results: defeated Providence 82-70, defeated Pittsburgh 69-64
Last Week: 22

17. Pittsburgh Blades (7-10)
Could GM Pancho's job really be in jeopardy?
Weekly Results: lost to Greenville 72-71, lost to Montreal 69-64
Last Week: 12

18. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (7-10)
Kept its low playoff odds alive with win against Spuds.
Weekly Results: defeated Boise 92-91, lost to Montana 90-83
Last Week: 20

19. Providence Diamonds (6-11)
Rumor on the mill says, GM Gates out. GM Pancho in.
Weekly Results: lost to Montreal 82-70, lost to Tampa Bay 78-66
Last Week: 17

20. Mississippi Steamers (6-11)
There will be new blood in Mississippi next season in unknown newcomer, GM Zeus.
Weekly Results: lost to Portsmouth 90-86, defeated Baton Rouge 70-68
Last Week: 21

21. Texas Stallions (6-11)
Is Bright Starr pregnant with Krease's baby?
Weekly Results: defeated Birmingham 72-71, lost to Puerto Rico 83-69
Last Week: 24

22. Anchorage Glaciers (6-11)
The shooting percentage is colder than the weather.
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 90-76, lost to Calgary 84-78
Last Week: 18

23. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (5-12)
There's the Bandits we all know!
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 88-68, lost to Mississippi 70-68
Last Week: 19

24. Roswell Aliens (5-12)
Lots of UFO sightings as it was announced GM Steven was returning to Roswell.
Weekly Results: lost to Las Vegas 77-69, lost to Hollywood 91-74
Last Week: 23

25. Birmingham Greenhornets (5-12)
Nobody was there to accept the award for FBL's Funniest Moment for Cheese King.
Weekly Results: lost to Texas 72-71, lost to Boston 76-59
Last Week: 25

26. Calgary Thundercats (2-15)
Another win...
Weekly Results: lost to Montana 84-75, defeated Anchorage 84-78
Last Week: 28

27. Colorado Hooks (4-13)
How is it possible to lose by more points than you score... oh right.. GM Franchise team.
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 124-54, lost to Wyoming 86-68
Last Week: 26

28. Bismarck Jaguars (2-15)
Rumors are that Bolak Huir has signed with Bismarck next season... for whatever reason.
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 76-60, lost to Seattle 77-70
Last Week: 27

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Montreal (6 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Pittsburgh & Boise (5 spots)


CREDIT: JOHNNY QUINN
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Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Ten


1. Hollywood Stars (16-3)
Could an FBL investigation headed by Hunch be the downfall of the Stars? Doubtful.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 87-63, defeated Boise 97-67
Last Week: 1

2. Kentucky Hayseeds (15-4)
Seeds have everyone in the East in their rear view mirror now.
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 88-73, defeated Tampa Bay 92-70
Last Week: 2

3. Puerto Rico Waves (15-4)
Big news out of Puerto Rico is rumors of Mike Flips to start a GM Justin P scented cologne.
Weekly Results: defeated Boston 87-80, defeated Greenville 75-67
Last Week: 5

4. Honolulu Volcanoes (14-5)
Telling you right now... nobody wants to be playing the Volcanoes.
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 90-65, defeated Wyoming 84-82
Last Week: 7

5. Wyoming Timberwolves (15-4)
Healthy Marx back should get the Wolves back on the right track.
Weekly Results: defeated Las Vegas 76-74, lost to Honolulu 84-82
Last Week: 4

6. Boston Bells (14-5)
GM Flins took a Triple B vacation, but is back and ready to get the Bells back on top in the East. 
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 87-80, lost to Texas 80-77
Last Week: 3

7. Montana Bears (14-5)
After a slip up against the Gulls, Frazier responds in a huge way against the Toppers. 
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 85-74, defeated Seattle 106-85
Last Week: 6

8. San Diego Seagulls (12-7)
This past week might have been the one to snatch the final playoff seed in the West.
Weekly Results: defeated Montana 85-74, defeated Anchorage 67-63
Last Week: 10

9. Virginia Colonials (11-8)
A long way from the top in the league, but firmly in position for a playoff berth.
Weekly Results: defeated Mississippi 62-60, lost to Baton Rouge 67-54
Last Week: 12

10. Seattle Toppers (10-9)
Will the Toppers use the birth of GM Domingo's daughter as motivation for a playoff push?
Weekly Results: defeated Boise 89-82, lost to Montana 106-85
Last Week: 13

11. Las Vegas Aces (12-7)
Week by week, this team look more and more demotivated.
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 76-74, lost to Calgary 75-68
Last Week: 8

12. Greenville Bulldogs (10-9)
Circling rumors are that GM Powers doesn't even know his own players.
Weekly Results: lost to Birmingham 64-56, lost to Puerto Rico 75-67
Last Week: 9

13. Pittsburgh Blades (9-10)
Huge week from the Blades have them back in playoff contention!
Weekly Results: defeated Tampa Bay 71-67, defeated Portsmouth 67-63
Last Week: 17

14. Providence Diamonds (8-11)
GM Gates might have saved his job this past week, can he keep it going all the way to a playoff berth?
Weekly Results: defeated Portsmouth 80-77, defeated Mississippi 75-69
Last Week: 19

15. Portsmouth Defenders (8-11)
Reality check for the Defenders. Still though, right in the thick of things in the East.
Weekly Results: lost to Providence 80-77, lost to Pittsburgh 67-63
Last Week: 11

16. Montreal Foresters (8-11)
On the strength of the tired legs of Chris Jones, the Foresters still have an outside shot at the playoffs.
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 88-73, defeated Birmingham 64-55
Last Week: 16

17. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (8-11)
This team is just playing for pride now.
Weekly Results: lost to Anchorage 77-75, defeated Colorado 70-65
Last Week: 18

18. Tampa Bay Dragons (9-10)
Once looked like a playoff lock, the wheels are coming off in Tampa Bay.
Weekly Results: lost to Pittsburgh 71-67, lost to Kentucky 92-70
Last Week: 14

19. Boise Spuds (9-10)
Teddy Rumpbin has been pretty excited about the coachless Spuds. He was quoted as saying, "I love it, haven't had to attend practice in weeks."
Weekly Results: lost to Seattle 89-82, lost to Hollywood 97-67
Last Week: 15

20. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (7-12)
Fans are still hoping S15 arrives quick and GM Dorling begins to make the Bandits a winner.
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 84-80, defeated Virginia 67-54
Last Week: 23

21. Texas Stallions (7-12)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Baton Rouge 84-80, defeated Boston 80-77
Last Week: 21

22. Anchorage Glaciers (7-12)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: defeated Tempe 77-75, lost to San Diego 67-63
Last Week: 22

23. Roswell Aliens (6-13)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 90-65, defeated Bismarck 79-66
Last Week: 24

24. Birmingham Greenhornets (6-13)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: defeated Greenville 64-56, lost to Montreal 64-55
Last Week: 25

25. Calgary Thundercats (4-15)
TWO WINS!
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 87-72, defeated Las Vegas 75-68
Last Week: 26

26. Mississippi Steamers (6-13)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Virginia 62-60, lost to Providence 75-69
Last Week: 20

27. Colorado Hooks (4-15)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Calgary 87-72, lost to Tempe 70-65
Last Week: 27

28. Bismarck Jaguars (2-17)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 87-63, lost to Roswell 79-66
Last Week: 28

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Providence (5 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Mississippi (6 spots)


CREDIT: JOHNNY QUINN
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Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Eleven


1. Hollywood Stars (18-3)
Despite Tuffy Reid being involved in an FBL-wide investigation, the Stars remain the team to beat.
Weekly Results: defeated Montana 79-74, defeated Anchorage 86-75
Last Week: 1

2. Puerto Rico Waves (17-4)
It was a long climb, but they now stand alone as the best in the East.
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 88-69, defeated Tampa Bay 86-73
Last Week: 3

3. Honolulu Volcanoes (16-5)
MVP is Creed Jackson's to lose.
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 99-69, defeated Tempe 85-81
Last Week: 4

4. Kentucky Hayseeds (16-5)
James Grant showed first hand the things he'll do while at Kentucky next season. 
Weekly Results: lost to Portsmouth 97-95, defeated Mississippi 89-86
Last Week: 2

5. San Diego Seagulls (14-7)
The Gulls are rolling right now. .
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 74-68, defeated Las Vegas 82-73
Last Week: 8

6. Wyoming Timberwolves (16-5)
Will the tough loss to Calgary be the wake up call the Wolves needed?
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 84-70, lost to Calgary 87-75
Last Week: 5

7. Montana Bears (15-6)
Came up short against the Stars, but Frazier still looks like an MVP. 
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 79-74, defeated Bismarck 106-67
Last Week: 7

8. Seattle Toppers (12-9)
The new look Toppers saw the return of the TOP3 performing lights out. Western Conference is on notice.
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 110-70, defeated Colorado 89-69
Last Week: 10

9. Virginia Colonials (13-8)
Will Manic be the thing that gets the Colonials into the playoffs or the thing that prevents them?
Weekly Results: defeated Providence 61-60, defeated Pittsburgh 46-45
Last Week: 9

10. Boston Bells (14-7)
What will it take for the Bells to get back on track? 
Weekly Results: lost to Baton Rouge 83-81, lost to Greenville 80-55
Last Week: 6

11. Greenville Bulldogs (12-9)
Something tells me, what people are calling WankerGate, is not over yet.
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 70-46, defeated Boston 80-55
Last Week: 12

12. Las Vegas Aces (12-9)
Will the Aces miss the playoffs for the fist time in franchise history?
Weekly Results: lost to Tempe 82-81, lost to San Diego 82-73
Last Week: 11

13. Portsmouth Defenders (9-12)
Portsmouth needs the Cedric Malone that showed up against the 'Seeds.
Weekly Results: defeated Kentucky 97-95, lost to Birmingham 75-67
Last Week: 15

14. Boise Spuds (11-10)
Can the duo of Deuce Callahan and Gene Okenfunk get the Spuds into the playoffs?
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 89-75, defeated Roswell 85-73
Last Week: 19

15. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (9-12)
Bandits making an improbable run at the postseason.
Weekly Results: defeated Boston 83-81, defeated Providence 67-63
Last Week: 20

16. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (9-12)
Almost was the team to upend the Volcanoes.
Weekly Results: defeated Las Vegas 82-81, lost to Honolulu 85-81
Last Week: 17

17. Tampa Bay Dragons (10-11)
Back in the playoff spot, but for how long?
Weekly Results: defeated Birmingham 83-59, lost to Puerto Rico 86-73
Last Week: 18

18. Pittsburgh Blades (9-12)
Roller coaster season continues for the up and down Blades.
Weekly Results: lost to Mississippi 77-71, lost to Virginia 46-45
Last Week: 13

19. Providence Diamonds (8-13)
You almost have to feel for GM Gates... almost...
Weekly Results: lost to Virginia 61-60, lost to Baton Rouge 67-63
Last Week: 14

20. Texas Stallions (8-13)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Greenville 70-46, defeated Montreal 80-66
Last Week: 21

21. Montreal Foresters (8-13)
Rumors are Foresters have requested 4 on 4 games for rest of season.
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 88-69, lost to Texas 80-66
Last Week: 16

22. Roswell Aliens (7-14)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 84-70, lost to Boise 85-73
Last Week: 23

23. Birmingham Greenhornets (7-14)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Tampa Bay 83-59, defeated Portsmouth 75-67
Last Week: 24

24. Calgary Thundercats (5-16)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 99-69, defeated Wyoming 87-75
Last Week: 25

25. Mississippi Steamers (7-14)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: defeated Pittsburgh 77-71, lost to Kentucky 89-86
Last Week: 26

26. Anchorage Glaciers (7-14)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Seattle 110-70, lost to Hollywood 86-75
Last Week: 22

27. Colorado Hooks (4-17)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 74-68, lost to Seattle 89-69
Last Week: 27

28. Bismarck Jaguars (2-19)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Boise 89-75, lost to Montana 106-67
Last Week: 28

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Boise & Baton Rouge (5 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Pittsburgh, Providence, & Montreal (5 spots)


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Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Twelve


1. Hollywood Stars (20-3)
Needs just one win this week to clinch the conference title and home court advantage.
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 90-72, defeated Las Vegas 89-84
Last Week: 1

2. Puerto Rico Waves (19-4)
Needs just one win this week to clinch the conference title and home court advantage.
Weekly Results: defeated Portsmouth 78-74, defeated Mississippi 84-74
Last Week: 2

3. Honolulu Volcanoes (18-5)
All eyes will be on their clash against the Stars this week.
Weekly Results: defeated San Diego 87-79, defeated Seattle 100-89
Last Week: 3

4. Montana Bears (17-6)
You will now refer to him as Lincoln "MVP" Frazier. 
Weekly Results: defeated Boise 77-76, defeated Roswell 87-65
Last Week: 7

5. Kentucky Hayseeds (17-6)
Kamil Bennett's streak of 7 straight All-FBL nods comes to an end.
Weekly Results: lost to Virginia 63-59, defeated Providence 89-70
Last Week: 4

6. Virginia Colonials (15-8)
Streaking at the right time.
Weekly Results: defeated Kentucky 63-59, defeated Birmingham 65-55
Last Week: 9

7. Boston Bells (16-7)
Bells back on track, still have a chance at first round bye.
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 91-61, defeated Tampa Bay 89-77
Last Week: 10

8. San Diego Seagulls (15-8)
Proved this past week that they can compete against the conference's elite.
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 87-79, defeated Wyoming 81-78
Last Week: 5

9. Wyoming Timberwolves (17-6)
Matt Foster was the talk of the FBL world after beating out Scott Cunningham as All-FBL SF.   
Weekly Results: defeated Tempe 83-70, lost to San Diego 81-78
Last Week: 6

10. Seattle Toppers (13-10)
On the verge of the playoffs, they control their own destiny.
Weekly Results: defeated Las Vegas 83-70, lost to Honolulu 100-89
Last Week: 8

11. Greenville Bulldogs (13-10)
The man to end Mutu's reign is flamboyant Yablo Yabla.
Weekly Results: lost to Baton Rouge 69-58, defeated Montreal 62-52
Last Week: 11

12. Portsmouth Defenders (10-13)
If the 'Fenders are to make the playoffs, they need the Cedric Malone who can score buckets. 
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 78-74, defeated Texas 85-70
Last Week: 13

13. Boise Spuds (12-11)
Despite a horrendous coaching staff... Spuds still have a shot at getting into the playoffs.
Weekly Results: lost to Montana 77-76, defeated Anchorage 78-71
Last Week: 14

14. Las Vegas Aces (12-11)
This team is slipping badly.
Weekly Results: lost to Seattle 83-70, lost to Hollywood 89-84
Last Week: 12

15. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (10-13)
GM Dorling has to like what he's been seeing from this Bandits team.
Weekly Results: defeated Greenville 69-58, lost to Pittsburgh 72-67
Last Week: 15

16. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (10-13)
Most likely will come up short for the playoffs.
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 83-70, defeated Calgary 78-74
Last Week: 16

17. Tampa Bay Dragons (11-12)
Despite the roller coaster season for Dragon fans... they control whether they go to the postseason.
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 77-67, lost to Boston 89-77
Last Week: 17

18. Providence Diamonds (9-14)
Despite the postseason most likely out of reach, it appears GM Gates will get a chance to build this team after all.
Weekly Results: defeated Pittsburgh 72-63, lost to Kentucky 89-70
Last Week: 19

19. Pittsburgh Blades (10-13)
Will the Blades of last postseason show themselves?
Weekly Results: lost to Providence 72-63, defeated Baton Rouge 72-67
Last Week: 18

20. Texas Stallions (8-15)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Tampa Bay 77-67, lost to Portsmouth 85-70
Last Week: 20

21. Montreal Foresters (8-15)
Rumors are Chris Jones is not going to be returning to Montreal next season... Coach Ray Johnson rumored to be out as well.
Weekly Results: lost to Boston 91-61, lost to Greenville 62-52
Last Week: 21

22. Calgary Thundercats (6-17)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 70-65, lost to Tempe 78-74
Last Week: 24

23. Mississippi Steamers (8-15)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: defeated Birmingham 75-69, lost to Puerto Rico 84-74
Last Week: 25

24. Anchorage Glaciers (8-15)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 77-67, lost to Boise 78-71
Last Week: 26

25. Birmingham Greenhornets (7-16)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Mississippi 75-69, lost to Virginia 65-55
Last Week: 23

26. Roswell Aliens (6-17)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Calgary 70-65, lost to Montana 87-65
Last Week: 22

27. Colorado Hooks (5-18)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 90-72, defeated Bismarck 58-54
Last Week: 27

28. Bismarck Jaguars (2-21)
Just counting down the days until the season is over now.
Weekly Results: lost to Anchorage 77-67, lost to Colorado 58-54
Last Week: 28

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Montana, Virginia, & Boston (3 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Roswell (4 spots)


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Western Conference Playoff Scenarios

Hollywood Stars
- To clinch Conference Title (Beat Honolulu. Win 2 Games. Win 1 Game and win with tiebreaker over Honolulu.)
- To clinch First Round Bye (1 win or 1 Wyoming and Montana loss)
- Playoff berth already clinched. 

Honolulu Volcanoes
- To clinch Conference Title (Win 3 games and win the tie breaker over Hollywood if Hollywood wins 1 game. Win 3 games and Hollywood loses 3 games.)
- To clinch First Round Bye (Win 3 games. Win 2 games and Wyoming loses 1 game. Win 1 game and Wyoming loses 2 games. Wyoming loses all 3 games.)
- Playoff berth already clinched.

Wyoming Wolves
- To clinch Conference Title (Win 3 games, Hollywood loses 3 games, Win tiebreaker over Hollywood, Honolulu loses 1 game)
- To clinch First Round Bye (Win 3 games, Honolulu loses 1 game. Win 2 games, Honolulu loses 2 games, Montana loses 1 game. Win 1 game, Honolulu loses 3 games, Montana loses 2 games.)
- Playoff berth already clinched.

Montana Bears
- To clinch First Round Bye (Win 3 games, Honolulu loses 2 games, Wyoming loses 1 game. Win 2 games, Honolulu loses 3 games, Wyoming loses 2 games.)
- Playoff berth already clinched.

San Diego Seagulls
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 1 game. 1 loss by Seattle/Las Vegas, Seattle/Boise, Las Vegas/Boise.)

Seattle Toppers
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 2 games, Boise loses 1 game. Win 1 game, Boise loses 2 games, Las Vegas loses 1 game. Boise loses 3 games, Las Vegas loses 1 game, Tempe loses 1 game or win tiebreaker over Tempe.)

Las Vegas Aces
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Seattle loses 2 games, Boise loses 1 game. Win 2 games, Seattle loses 3 games, Boise loses 2 games.)

Boise Spuds
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Seattle loses 1 game. Win 2 games, Seattle loses 2 games, Las Vegas loses 1 game. Win 1 game, Seattle loses 3 games, Las Vegas loses 2 games.)

Tempe FlyingSquirrels
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Seattle loses 3 games and win tiebreaker over Seattle, Boise loses 3 games, Las Vegas loses 3 games.)


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Eastern Conference Playoff Scenarios

Puerto Rico Waves
- To clinch Conference Title (Win 3 games. Win 2 games. Win 1 game, Kentucky loses 1 game. Kentucky loses 2 games, Boston loses 1 game.)
- To clinch First Round Bye (1 win or Boston loses 1 game.)
- Playoff berth already clinched. 

Kentucky Hayseeds
- To clinch Conference Title (Win 3 games, Puerto Rico loses 2 games. Win 2 games, Puerto Rico loses 3 games.)
- To clinch First Round Bye (Win 2 games. Win 1 game, Boston loses 1 game, Virginia loses 1 game. Boston loses 2 games, Virginia loses 2 games.)
- Playoff berth already clinched.

Boston Bells
- To clinch Conference Title (Win 3 games, Puerto Rico loses 3 games, Kentucky loses 2 games.)
- To clinch First Round Bye (Win 3 games, Kentucky loses 2 games. Win 2 games, Kentucky loses 3 games, win tiebreaker over Virginia.)
- Playoff berth already clinched.

Virginia Colonials
- To clinch First Round Bye (Win 3 games, Kentucky loses 2 games, Boston loses 2 games or 1 game and win tiebreaker over Boston. Win 2 games, Kentucky loses 3 games, Boston loses 3 games or 2 games and win tiebreaker over Boston.)
- Playoff berth already clinched.

Greenville Bulldogs
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 1 game or 1 Pittsburgh loss, 1 Baton Rouge loss, win tiebreaker with Portsmouth.)

Tampa Bay Dragons
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Win 2 games, 1 Portsmouth loss, 1 Baton Rouge loss or win tiebreaker over Baton Rouge. Win 1 game, 2 Portsmouth losses, 2 Baton Rouge losses or 1 Baton Rouge loss and win tiebreaker over Baton Rouge, 1 Pittsburgh loss. 3 Portsmouth losses, 3 Baton Rouge losses or 2 Baton Rouge losses and win tiebreaker over Baton Rouge, 2 Pittsburgh losses, 1 Providence loss, 1 Texas loss, 1 Montreal loss or win tiebreaker over Montreal.)

Pittsburgh Blades
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Tampa Bay loses 2 games, Portsmouth loses 1 game. Win 2 games, Tampa Bay loses 3 games, Portsmouth loses 2 games.)

Portsmouth Defenders
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Tampa Bay loses 1 game. Win 2 games, Tampa Bay loses 2 games, Pittsburgh loses 1 game, Baton Rouge loses 1 game, Providence loses 1 game. Win 1 game, Tampa Bay loses 3 games, Pittsburgh loses 2 games, Baton Rouge loses 2 games, Providence loses 2 games, Montreal loses 1 game or win tiebreaker over Montreal.)

Baton Rouge Riverbandits
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Tampa Bay loses 2 games or Tampa Bay loses 1 game and win tiebreaker over Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh loses 1 game, Portsmouth loses 1 game. Win 2 games, Tampa Bay loses 3 games or Tampa Bay loses 2 games and win tiebreaker over Tampa bay, Pittsburgh loses 2 games, Portsmouth loses 2 games. Win 1 game, Tampa Bay loses 3 games and win tiebreaker over Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh loses 3 games, Portsmouth loses 3 games, Providence loses 1 game, Montreal loses 1 game or win tiebreaker over Montreal.)

Providence Diamonds
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Tampa Bay loses 3 games, Pittsburgh loses 2 games, Portsmouth loses 1 game.)

Montreal Foresters
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Tampa Bay loses 3 games and win tiebreaker over Tampa Bay, Providence loses 1 game, Texas loses 1 game.)

Texas Stallions
- To clinch Playoff Berth (Win 3 games, Tampa Bay loses 3 games, Pittsburgh loses 3 games, Portsmouth loses 3 games, Baton Rouge loses 3 games.)

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Q's FINAL POWER RANKINGS

Week Thirteen & Fourteen

1. Honolulu Volcanoes (21-5)
The team we see on the court now is a lot different from the team we saw at the beginning of the season. No team in the FBL this year as grown more then these Volcanoes. Credit to GM Bone was getting this team to gel together and in return they have rewarded him with 19 straight victories to close the regular season... an FBL record. The team to beat in the Western Conference.. and we think... the FBL. 
Weekly Results: defeated Hollywood 99-92, defeated Bismarck 97-67, defeated Boise 96-84
Last Week: 3

2. Puerto Rico Waves (22-4)
Another impressive campaign for GM Justin and the Puerto Rico Waves. Led by DeShawn Drummond and Harry Allan, the Waves appear to be the favorites to represent the Eastern Conference in the FBL Finals. The Waves offer a nice balance of offense and defense and look to be one of the more complete teams this season.   
Weekly Results: defeated Virginia 80-65, defeated Providence 88-69, defeated Pittsburgh 79-74
Last Week: 2

3. Hollywood Stars (22-4)
This season it all came together for GM Jen and the Stars as they captured the Western Conference regular season title. A rough start with the Ecko Walls fiasco, but it was beautifully rebounded by the help of Coach X Mogo and a wonderful captaincy job by Shakers Lee. This just by the year the Iron Lady gets to sit on the throne. 
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 99-92, defeated Wyoming 89-84, defeated Calgary 84-79
Last Week: 1

4. Montana Bears (20-6)
Nick Gravin's last chance to win an FBL ring is upcoming. He fell short a few seasons back, but with the return of GM Jag, the Bears are right there, with a chance to finish off where they left off. This will be the last season of the PAW3, but Lincoln Frazier has developed into one of the FBL's best players and has the MVP trophy to prove that. Led by one of the best playoff coaches in history, Vlad Bogolov, this Bears team just might make history.   
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 87-75, defeated Colorado 86-66, defeated Las Vegas 79-72
Last Week: 4

5. Kentucky Hayseeds (20-6)
The Hayseeds this season has been like your good old dog. Doesn't always do the job the best, but still gets the job done. The 'Seeds have been beaten up by old age this season, but if you are one of the people doubting the capabilities and heart of this team... you're wrong. GM Hondo has his team back in a usual position, fighting for the FBL Title. No surprise there.   
Weekly Results: defeated Pittsburgh 79-65, defeated Baton Rouge 102-62, defeated Birmingham 90-67
Last Week: 5

6. San Diego Seagulls (18-8)
This team got off to a horrid start under GM TyTy, but once they relived him of his duties, this team took off and started to flourish like they did last season. Led by Cam Drake and Joe Reed, this team packs a big 1-2 punch that can make some real noise in the playoffs.
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 96-79, defeated Tempe 80-76, defeated Roswell 90-73
Last Week: 8

7. Wyoming Timberwolves (19-7)
The Wolves shot out of the gate quick and GM Jon proves again that he can assemble a team. Even though the second half of the season saw the Wolves slip a bit, led by Matt Foster and Coach Legacy, no question this team can be a real threat for the FBL Title.
Weekly Results: defeated Seattle 85-83, lost to Hollywood 89-84, defeated Bismarck 87-64
Last Week: 9

8. Boston Bells (18-8)
Amazing turn around season for the Boston Bells. So much deserved credit needs to go to GM Flins for putting together a team that can compete for the championship one year after going winless. It's been a shaky finish to the season, but Coach Chart is rejuvenated and this is a team that many feel can make a deep run in the playoffs. 
Weekly Results: defeated Portsmouth 94-74, lost to Mississippi 91-88, defeated Virginia 86-59
Last Week: 7

9. Virginia Colonials (16-10)
First year GM Reya had a fantastic rookie campaign as she led the Colonials to the playoffs with a team that plays good defense and runs the offense through Hallmark and Dreams. Coach Class has won an FBL Title before and that alone gives this Colonials team so real hope heading into the playoffs.
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 80-65, defeated Texas 84-79, lost to Boston 86-59
Last Week: 6

10. Seattle Toppers (15-11)
Squeaking into the playoffs on the wheelchair of former coach Ferndale, GM Dom has his team in position to do what the Toppers do best... play postseason basketball. Some think of this team like the Season 9 team that made the FBL Finals. Led by the TOP3 and Coach Black, they'll have a chance to repeat history.
Weekly Results: lost to Wyoming 85-83, defeated Calgary 89-79, defeated Tempe 90-75
Last Week: 10

11. Greenville Bulldogs (15-11)
Another expansion season and another expansion team making the playoffs. This season that honor goes to GM Powers and the Bulldogs. Rookie and Defensive Player of the Year, Yablo Yabla, leads one of the best defensive teams in the FBL into the playoffs. Is the the year defense finally wins a title?   
Weekly Results: defeated Tampa Bay 81-71, lost to Portsmouth 62-56, defeated Mississippi 70-62
Last Week: 11

12. Boise Spuds (14-12)
At first thought when you think of the Boise Spuds franchise, you think of failure. Betrayal. Abandoning. Well GM Metro has changed that line of thinking, at least for the meantime. The Spuds got off to a nice start, but a few managerial mistakes might have cost this team a trip to the postseason. Still, you have to think, a good first year for GM Metro and the Malcolm Hayes led Spuds. 
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 86-63, defeated Las Vegas 84-77, lost to Honolulu 96-84
Last Week: 13

13. Portsmouth Defenders (12-14)
When GM Death took over this team, it was in shambles. Sure, there was talent there, but morale was at an all-time low. It was all turned around from the start of the season to the end though as the Defenders narrowly missed out on the playoffs. In what many considered GM Death's best GMing job to date, he has helped father Cedric Malone back from the dark side and might be one of the early favorites for next season. 
Weekly Results: lost to Boston 94-74, defeated Greenville 62-56, defeated Montreal 70-64
Last Week: 12

14. Tampa Bay Dragons (13-13)
It will be Mr. Masters who gets the last laugh after GM Cory tried sabotaging this franchise on his way out to Calgary. Despite the chaos, the Dragons still made the playoffs on the legs of Lee, Griffin, Class, and Reed. Coach Mason has proven to be one of the best coaches in the FBL and who knows... they might be able to shock some folks in the playoffs this year.
Weekly Results: lost to Greenville 81-71, defeated Montreal 89-69, defeated Baton Rouge 82-75
Last Week: 17

15. Las Vegas Aces (13-13)
History was made in Las Vegas this season... and not in a good way. For the first time in franchise history, the Aces failed to make it to postseason play. Where the blame lies is anyone's guess really. Do you blame Mr. Diamond or GM Dorling. Do you blame returning Aces GM Blade? The defending champs will sit at home this postseason wondering what if.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 77-73, lost to Boise 84-77, lost to Montana 79-72
Last Week: 12

16. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (11-15)
An amazing turnaround of a season for the Bandits after the firing of GM Rebel. Either this team is happy to see GM Dorling coming to Baton Rouge this year or this team wasn't as bad as we all thought earlier in the season. Even though they miss out on the playoffs, this team has some bright young talent to build upon next season in likes of Govind Patel for example.
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 87-57, lost to Kentucky 102-62, lost to Tampa Bay 82-75
Last Week: 15

17. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (11-15)
The return to the FBL for GM Blade was short lived as he quickly jumped on the first ticket to Vegas as soon as the opportunity presented itself. A for Tempe, they battled all year long and we saw the emergence of eventual stars in Flo Payton and Wilk Smith.
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 83-67, lost to San Diego 80-76, lost to Seattle 90-75
Last Week: 16

18. Pittsburgh Blades (11-15)
A disappointing finish to a very disappointing season. The defending East Champs were huge favorites entering the season and they failed to live up to the high expectations that were set for them. GM Pancho hung on to his job still after many rumors of him leaving due to the horrible mishandling of Pebbles Lane. Still though, next season he has the Blades set up once again to be contenders in the East with the additions of Leon Dreams and Gianfranco Morelli.
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 79-65, defeated Birmingham 71-69, lost to Puerto Rico 79-74
Last Week: 19

19. Providence Diamonds (10-16)
New GM Gates had to start at controversy in the face this season. Not known if the franchise was going to part ways with him or not. In the end, Mr. Stone stood by his guy and GM Gates will have a chance to build on this season with Juice McClain and Rob Palace.
Weekly Results: defeated Birmingham 69-47, lost to Puerto Rico 88-69, lost to Texas 82-75
Last Week: 18

20. Mississippi Steamers (10-16)
This season got off to a bad way with the trading of Cal Roberts to Boise... that triggered a series of events which eventually saw GM Steven take his former job with Roswell back. The Colonel is looking for someone to grab onto the reigns in Mississippi and not mess it up... next season they'll look to GM Zeus.
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 85-76, defeated Boston 91-88, lost to Greenville 70-62
Last Week: 23

21. Anchorage Glaciers (10-16)
If only this team was more than just Bobby Chang and Scott Cunningham. Although the Glaciers finished the season strongly, the departure of GM Josh has set the stage for the incoming GM Franchise. 
Weekly Results: lost to Montana 87-75, defeated Roswell 80-68, defeated Colorado 80-62
Last Week: 24

22. Texas Stallions (9-17)
GM Fogazi struggled to juggle the ego of Krease McCool this season and it ended up costing him his job. With a strong coaching staff still intact, GM Talon will come in next season and as already paired McCool with Rik Kluff. Who he builds around them will determine if the Stallions can get back to those glory days.
Weekly Results: lost to Mississippi 85-76, lost to Virginia 84-79, defeated Providence 82-75
Last Week: 20

23. Montreal Foresters (8-18)
Many experts are wondering how GM TJ still has his job after the collapse in the 2nd half of the season. Earlier they looked like the best expansion team, but it all uncoiled after the death of Caleb Toom. The additions of Mack Ryan and Kolo Rolo next season though has the Foresters faithful keeping the... well... faith.   
Weekly Results: lost to Baton Rouge 87-57, lost to Tampa Bay 89-69, lost to Portsmouth 70-64
Last Week: 21

24. Calgary Thundercats (6-20)
I think it's save to say now that GM Strike's Ferndale project was a flop. Barnes and Tarbla have proven to look like a good duo that Calgary fans can get excited about. GM Cory will come to the franchise, looking to build up another solid team. 
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 96-79, lost to Seattle 89-79, lost to Hollywood 84-79
Last Week: 22

25. Birmingham Greenhornets (7-19)
What started off a solid start of the season ended in disaster. The death of Cheese King kept many Hornets fans awake at night. In the end the defense of Kolo Rolo and the offense of Ty Williams were not enough to get the Hornets to anywhere close to a playoff spot. Next season will see new GM Gravedigger take over and will have Pebbles Lane and Ty Williams to build around.   
Weekly Results: lost to Providence 69-47, lost to Pittsburgh 71-69, lost to Kentucky 90-67
Last Week: 25

26. Roswell Aliens (6-20)
The GM Fisk comeback story did not have a happy ending. While she didn't get herself involved with any players, she mismanaged this team and lost her job because of it. The return of GM Steven to Roswell adds excitement back into the franchise that has Ronald Dekker, Val Keaton, and Franz Otto to build around.
Weekly Results: lost to Tempe 83-67, lost to Anchorage 80-68, lost to San Diego 90-73
Last Week: 26

27. Colorado Hooks (5-21)
Another GM Franchise team that sputters to the end of the season without him. Colorado wants to forget all about the season that will be more known for their murderous coach then for anything they did or really... didn't do... on the court. GM Josh will have the tough task to try and bring a winning atmosphere to a franchise that hasn't yet seen that. 
Weekly Results: lost to Boise 86-63, lost to Montana 86-66, lost to Anchorage 80-62
Last Week: 27

28. Bismarck Jaguars (2-24)
This team may go down as one of the worst to ever take the court. Maybe not as bad as the S10 Boise Spuds, but this team has to rank right up there with them. GM Alex K shamelessly walked away from the failure of a job he did and now the franchise will look to GM Kenfucious to take on the duties of rebuilding this entire team.
Weekly Results: lost to Las Vegas 77-73, lost to Honolulu 97-67, lost to Wyoming 87-64
Last Week: 28

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Tampa Bay, Mississippi, & Anchorage (3 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Virginia & Las Vegas (3 spots)


CREDIT: JOHNNY QUINN
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It's that time  of the year, folks. It's the time when my EZPN overlords release me from my cell, give me stacks of dossiers on all the best basketball prospects in the land, and withhold food from me until I create a mock draft. I have sustained so far on nothing more than the insects that crawl across my desk and my own urine. Please help me. I don't want to be here anymore! I miss my family! I miss my dog! I miss my model train sets! OH GOD, I HEAR THEM COMING AGAIN! PLEASE, SEND SEA OTTER TEAM SEVEN TO SAVE ME!!

Erm, I mean...

My captors are sooooo nice to me! They've promised me an entire bowl of gruel once I turn in this list! How gracious and thoughtful of them! All praise be to EZPN and all they stand for!

(As always, this list is compiled for entertainment purposes only, and should not be used as a literal guide to the draft.)




1.  Bismarck Jaguars – TRE MAJOE, PF/C, LOUSIVILLE
Bismarck needs... well, dang near everything. With only one player under contract for next season, rookie GM Ken has quite literally a rebuilding project on his hands. And what better way to christen a new era than to take possibly the best prospect the FBL has seen in quite some time.

2. Mississippi Steams (via Boise via Puerto Rico via Birmingham – SHELL TAMLIN, C, CALIFORNIA
Mississippi is a franchise down on its luck, with yet another new GM taking the reigns. GM Zeus will look to finally make Mississippi a contender. With veterans Greg Walton and Damore Richards on the roster, Zeus can concentrate on taking a big man like Tamlin over a SG/SF like Dex Wilson. Besides, Tamlin is a major upgrade over Stig Svenson.

3. Colorado Hooks – DEX WILSON, SF/SG, KANSAS
After disasterous tenures under Alex K and Franchise, the Hooks will be looking to rebuild under new GM Josh Underpants. They have a decent core already in place with Harry Allan running the point and Sy Rogers playing the wing. So it makes perfect sense to slot Wilson and his hot shooting here.

4. Las Vegas Aces (via Tempe) – ZIMA SANGSON, PF/C, NIGERIA
There's a renewed buzz around Las Vegas these days, as beloved GM Blade makes his triumphant return to the franchise he lead to a World Title. And he brought some impressive pieces to the puzzle with him in Flo Payton and Wilk Smith. No bones about it, Vegas NEEDS a power forward. And luckily for Blade, he has several to choose from. There's Chase Pollock from Georgetown, as well as Andy Dawson and Hank Wheatley from Ohio State, all of which would be great choices. But getting the chance to take the best international prospect in the draft may be too much for Blade to pass up.

5. Mississippi Steamers – CHASE POLLOCK, PF/C, GEORGETOWN
Zeus finds himself in a very enviable position with his second pick. Not only are quality big men few and far between, he has the opportunity to add TWO to his rebuilding effort and have one of the most dominating front-courts of all time! A frontcourt of Tamlin and Pollock could scare the Eastern Conference for years to come.

6. Providence Diamonds – ANDY DAWSON, SF/PF, OHIO STATE
The run on big men continues with GM Gates and Providence. While he could very well pickup the slip-sliding Detron Geins here and pair him with Rob Palace, Dawson fills a void left by the departure of Dusty Britches, as well as having the ability to play the Wing.

7. Bismarck Jaguars (via Anchorage) – DETRON GEINS, SG/SF, INDIANA
GM Ken strikes gold by catching the sliding Geins with his second pick. He's considered a tremendous slasher, getting to the basket and drawing contact, and could be part of a dynamic duo with Majoe for years to come. There's also rumors that Ken may trade down for more picks, which makes sense due to his lack of players under contract. Watch this space!

8. Boise Spuds (via Roswell) – HANK WHEATLEY, PF/C, OHIO STATE
The other half of the Ohio Block Boys goes in the top ten to GM Metro and the Spuds. Metro has some nice building blocks in Frenchman Henri Jour and future star Malcolm Hayes. Boise needs a big man, and taking the defensive-minded Wheatley could allow Metro to move Chin Chik to a more natural position on the bench, once he selects...

9. Boise Spuds (via Calgary) – KENKO SUI, C, CHINA
...the monstrous Kenko Sui. This kid is HUGE at 7-feet-3 inches and 285 pounds, and looks to be a ball-stopper down low. With Jour at the point, CC Ale or Perm Pederson at the Two, Hayes on the Wing, Wheatley at the four and Sui down low, we could have a new favorite in the West, which says a lot for the franchise once thought to be cursed!

10. Montreal Foresters (via Pittsburgh via... themselves?) – BORG JOHANSEN, PF/C, DENMARK
Like most other franchises, GM TJ and Montreal lack a viable big man. The Danish Destroyer (which oddly enough used to be Chuckles Tree's nickname, but for different reasons) could be the answer to TJ's questions. Taking Johansen may be less of a stretch than taking Brad Coplex from LSU or Manhattan Jones from Kentucky, but any of the three could be a good choice.

11. Tampa Bay Dragons (via Texas) – MICHAEL OLICHA, PF/SF, NIGERIA
This may be the hardest pick to make in the draft so far. New GM Strike has a playoff-caliber team on his hands already, and the only glaring weakness is at the Small Forward position. Unfortunately, there's not a lot of Wing players available at #11. Strike very well could go the route of finding a future replacement for the aging Bernie Class and go after Coplex or Manhattan Jones, but that would still leave a huge void at the Three. The smart money is on Strike trading out of this pick, but if he sticks with it, it might be worth it to take a flyer on Olicha.

12. Portsmouth Defenders – BRAD COPLEX, PF/C, LSU
GM Death had an impressive debut season in New Hampshire and really increased his stature in the league. He'll have to use this new huge girth to fill a massive hole upon the departure of James Grant. You can be sure BD won't peter out and go soft with this pick. No sir, he's hard on the trail of a new power forward. And Coplex could very well be his new member.

13. Providence Diamonds (via Las Vegas) – MARBLES KUTT, SG/SF, MICHIGAN
No conspiracy theory here, this may be a few pick too high for a rough prospect like Kutt. But even former presidential candidate Don Paul can see that GM Gates needs a wing player to pair up with Rob Palace and Owen Bridge. If they decide to play Dawson at the four, Kutt could be the guy they look to.

14. Baton Rouge Riverbandits – MANHATTAN JONES, C, KENTUCKY
This could very well be the biggest test of GM Dorling's career. After a very public and ugly breakup with Las Vegas, Dorling looks to start fresh with a Baton Rouge team who has perennially underachieved. He was able to convince Tim McDonald and Ronnie Stanza to make the switch with him, and considering the returning cast, Dorling's biggest needs are a center and a bench. Jones could very well be that guy.

15. Tampa Bay Dragons (via Boise via Pittsburgh) – MARK BASIN, SG/PG, UCONN
Again, the Dragons don't have any glaring needs here. They could either pick a player for the bench or look to a future replacement for Bernie Class. Basin could be a competent backup to both Mason Griffin AND Leighton Lee, so he may be a wise choice here.

16. Boise Spuds – JC McKNIGHT, PG, ARIZONA
With their starting lineup set, Metro will no doubt look to either shore up his bench with the #16 pick, or trade down to a team looking to move forward. McKnight was projected to the Top Ten, but the league is full of true point guards, and they typically don't get drafted very high. He could be quite the backup for Henri Jour, or trade bait to a team looking for a One Guard.

17. Portsmouth Defenders  (via Tampa Bay) – BALLZ, G/SF, HIGH SCHOOL
GM Death took a hard man like Coplex with #12, and what a better compliment to his new member than some Ballz? BD needs someone who can shoot it all over the place, and Ballz is just filled with the white... er, right stuff. It's a little odd to see Ballz dangling this high in the draft, but BD needs a SG and could be in a hairy spot if he doesn't at least feel out Ballz.

18. Greenville Bulldogs – STERLING BA, C, NIGERIA
GM Powers was quite the success story this season, lifting a fledgling franchise right into the playoffs. He doesn't have any real pressing needs, but he may need to replace PF/C Jeff Poole after some behavior problems. Sterling Ba is a mountain of a man, and could maybe eventually replace Findi Muwama at the Five.

19. Calgary Thundercats (via Boise via Providence via Seattle) – JORGE MASSA, SF/PF, SPAIN
New GM Cory leaves Tampa for the bitter cold of Calgary, but he has quite the core for his new team. He could use another big, and the Spanish Massa could be his guy. He also gives Cory the versatility to play Michael Barnes at either the three or four.

20. Birmingham GreenHornets (via Pittsburgh via Virginia) – TESTE HUIR, PF/C, POLAND
GM Gravedigger enters his first season with a team which has perennially underachieved over the years. He does however how quite the building blocks with Pebbles Lane and Ty Williams. Digger needs a power forward to pair up with Williams down low, and Huir could be that guy. Not much is known about the mysterious Pole, including whether he's related to defensive juggernaut Bolak Huir. But if he is half the defender Bolak is, Digger may have hit the proverbial jackpot.

21. Wyoming Timberwolves (via San Diego) – LUIS MONTERO, PG/SG, SPAIN
GM Jon has done a remarkable job in Wyoming, and has turned the team into a legitimate world championship contender. If Jon strikes out in free agency, he could be looking for a new shooting guard. At this point, he could either go with Montero or Cal-Berkley's Bob Lennon, but Montero may be the better overall prospect.

22. Boston Bells – FRED VAN DER SNUT, PG, HOLLAND
GM Flins has done a REMARKABLE job of rebuilding the once-proud Bells franchise. With no real weaknesses, he can afford to take the best player available. And since the two best available are point guards, they also have the option to groom the eventual replacement for the aging Chico Velez. Canadian Billy Hanger is the other option, and he and Van Der Snut could be a veritable push in terms of potential. Could go either way.

23. Puerto Rico Waves (via Wyoming) – RYUSHI SATO, PF, JAPAN
The underrated GM Justin has continued to be one of the league's best General Managers over the years, and boasts possibly the best lineup in the East come Season 15. No real weaknesses here, and the only real need is a backup power forward. Sato could very well be that man, with the added bonus of having time to adjust to the American game and learn under the highly touted Deshawn Drummond.

24. Montana Bears – RON DE VEUSTER, SF/SG, HOLLAND
GM Jag is much like the Antarctic penguin. Not only is he cute and loveable, he also has no real wings. Most of the good Small Forwards are gone by this point, so taking a flyer on the Dutchman could be a smart gamble. High Schooler Craig Austin could be a viable choice here as well.

25. Kentucky Hayseeds – BILLY HANGER, PG, CANADA
No question about it, GM Hondo needs a point guard. With the departures of starting PG Thomas Morgan and backup Turner Banks to the SL, and Ude Orlio not quite fitting with Coach Kirk Byways' game plan, it only seems logical that Hondo draft a PG here. Hanger is the best available PG at this point, and should fit in quite well.

26. Honolulu Volcanoes – HEINZ GRATZ, PF/SF, GERMANY
GM Bone will look to capitalize on a successful turnaround season by looking for a PF to pair up with the incredible Creed Jackson. It's possible that Bone could move up in the draft to net one of the other highly touted power forward prospects, but if he decides to stick it out at #26, Gratz could be quite the consolation prize.

27. Baton Rouge Riverbandits (via Hollywood) – GINO MONTERO, SG/SF, SPAIN
GM Dorling will probably look for depth at this pick. With only one true Wing player on his current roster, picking up a guy like Montero to back up Govind Patel could be a good call. Craig Austin should be available here as well.

28. Montreal Foresters (via Puerto Rico) – BOB LENNON, PG/SG, CAL-BERKLEY
This pick will no doubt be used to fill Montreal's bench. Lennon is the best available player at #28, and could be an eventual replacement for Melvin Smarts, should GM TJ choose to go that route.

Well ladies and gentlemen, it's Howard McAfee back for the second edition of Howard's Corner!!  Some of you are probably asking, who is Howard McAfee and what is Howard's Corner....well to be honest you have every right to ask because the only edition I have done has been some time ago.

However, in the world I live in, we go by the credo....better late than never.  So I'm late as shit, but the second edition is hot off the press, not to mention it's the PLAYOFF EDITION!!!!

Enough of the yapping and explaining, let's get down to business. 

I will start out with the Western Conference:

Montana Bears vs. Seattle Toppers

This is by far the best matchup of the first round.  You have two great teams with loads of talent squaring off in a one game series.  GM Jag has done a fabulous job in returning Montana to prominence.  The Bears sport potentially the best frontcourt in the NBA with Lincoln Frazier and Corbin Dallas.  Excuse me...I should say the FBL Season 14 MVP, Lincoln Frazier.  These two give Montana the distinct advantage in the paint and will dominate the Toppers big men.  However, don't think this is going to be a runaway game.  There is the chatter of the Toppers being a playoff basketball team and that is hard to refute, especially when your roster includes Troy Marshall, Joe Harding, and Rich Deane which is the best backcourt in the FBL.  Those three guys alone can score 80 points combined in any game.

This will be a great game, but in the end the Toppers lackluster bench will be the deciding factor. 

Bears 92 – Toppers 87

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Wyoming Timberwolves vs. San Diego Seagulls

The surprise team of the Western Conference has to be the Seagulls.  There is no denying the team has talent, led by Cam Drake, but they have been without a GM for the majority of the season.  They will face their old GM who has elevated the Wolves to heights they've never before seen including the GM Jen era.  And it should be noted that GM Jon has done that without the salary hugging Mason Griffin! I could go on and on about how great the one-two combo of Drake and Reed are and can be, but from top to bottom the Wolves have the better talent and will win this game with ease.

Wolves 97 – Gulls 82

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That takes care of the Western Conference, but before I get to the East I must alleviate the bladder issue that comes along with my old age....

I'm back!  I have to try and cut back on the coffee.  Anyways, where was I....ah yes!  The Eastern Conference playoffs.

Boston Bell vs. Tampa Bay Dragons

GM Flins is by far the most improved GM and without a doubt in this old brain of mine, in the Top 5 of FBL GMs.  He has resurrected a once proud Boston Bells organization and has brought them back to relevance.   The Tampa Bay Dragons were a heavy favorite to finish atop the East at the beginning of the season, but in GM Cory fashion, he found a way to kill the unity the Dragons have been known for.  This game is going to be closer than most people think because both teams are built alike.  Each team is led by two very good players and the rest roleplayers who take turns showing up big in games.  The Bells are led by scoring sensation Petri Rokuv and defensive stalwart Kadeon Apollo.  The Dragons are led by one of the best point guards in the game, Leighton Lee and the aforementioned salary hugging Mason Griffin.  The remaining six guys on each team matchup fairly evenly so this game is going to come down to the continued meteoric rise of the Bells and GM Flins.  Oh yeah, Petri Rovuk will also drop 40 points.

Bells 88 – Dragons 84

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Greenville Bulldogs vs. Virginia Colonials

GM Powers couldn't do much with as the Steamers GM, but he has led the expansion Greenville Bulldogs to the playoffs!  A congratulations are in order to Powers for that feat, but I would also like to take the time out to thank GM Powers for loaning me his wife last night.  GM Reya Serra is a rookie GM that has taken over the Colonials in midseason has kept the ship steady and coasted into the playoffs.  These are two low scoring teams that are centered on defense.  Both teams only have two players that average double figures in scoring and going up against each other is going to be even harder to score.  In all honesty, the winner of this game might be the team that can score 60 points.  I've thought long and hard about this game and truthfully, it has been the hardest to pick a winner, but if you held a gun to my head I wouldn't be able to bet against Ricky Hallmark.

Colonials 64 – Bulldogs 59

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That's it for this edition of Howard's Corner.   I promise that edition No. 3 won't be delayed and will in fact be published after the first round. 

Until then...ah hell, I got to piss again.

Fans of the FBL, this is Howard McAfee with another edition of Howard's Corner!  Season 14 is behind us after what was thrilling playoffs that concluded with the Wyoming Timberwolves and GM Jon defeating the Puerto Rico Waves to win their first FBL title.

The Season 15 offseason has been off to a frantic pace as new GMs and GMs switching teams are trying to fill out their rosters.  The draft is now over and now teams must scrounge for players at the bottom of the barrel to complete their rosters. 

With the offseason here, my goal is to give an in-depth analysis of each team from my point of view.  Now there are 28 teams total in the FBL, but my old wrinkled bladder can't withstand 28 teams at once, so I will have to post my analysis in smaller numbers. 

So far there have been six teams to submit their offseason paperwork to FBL headquarters so those are the six teams I will start with.  Now I'm sure you're wondering what I am basing my analysis off of so let me tell you...
The majority of it is based off of how the players on each team performed last year.  Alongside that is my opinion on the GM of each team and their offseason dealings.  And to round out my analysis I have been in contact with various scouts and coaches on the rookie class and based off of that information I have formulated my analysis.  If you don't like it....well I don't give a shit if you don't like.  Just read and enjoy my hardwork!

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Tempe Flyingsquirrels

In their inaugural season Tempe finished in the middle of the pack in the Western Conference which was pretty darn good considering GM Blade left them high and dry to go back to Las Vegas during the season.  Unfortunately for Tempe they hired GM TyTy and lost Flo Payton and Wilk Smith as they both went to Vegas with GM Blade. 

GM Ty was busy in the offseason despite not making a draft pick.  He has assembled a very young team with Bernie Evans being the oldest player at 29.  There are some pros and cons to this scenario.  On one hand, it is a very young team who are most likely to suffer through some growing pains during the season.  On the positive, it is a team that can mature and grow together on the court and can become a very solid franchise in the next couple of seasons.  In order for that to happen Tempe is going to need some stability and quite frankly I'm not sure GM Ty is the man you want in place if you're looking for stability.  I couldn't tell you the last time he completed an entire season as GM...I'm not even sure he's actually accomplished that feat.   However he has a chance to buck the trend he has created for himself and prove that he can direct a team.  Despite their young age, GM Ty has put together a solid team that might surprise a couple of top tier teams throughout the season. 

If Tempe is to have any kind of success they will need an overpaid Michael Barnes and Cabbidan Falls to step up their game this season to lead their team.  Both men have not lived up to their huge contracts, but they do have the talent.  The coaching staff, led by Nick Shaw, will need to figure out a way to get the best out of both men.  Speaking of Nick Shaw, I wouldn't have hired him to be the head coach of such a young team.  He has not proven himself to be a worthy head coach, but he has the chance to prove himself this season.   The biggest positive for GM Ty and Tempe is their size.  They will put one of the biggest lineups on the court in Season 15 and size can definitely make a difference.

(Prediction:  9-17)

Kentucky Hayseeds

GM Hondo and the Kentucky Hayseeds found themselves once again in the thick of the playoffs only to be bounced by a resurgent Boston Bells team.  While many would consider their season a success, I know GM Hondo and the Hayseeds organization and the only time they consider a season a success is when they hang banners. 

I've studied over the new Hayseeds roster for Season 15 and to be honest, I'm not quite sure how I feel.  But before I get to the roster I want to address the coaching situation which has been a hot topic this offseason.  In my old brain of mine, I don't believe Kirk Byways is the right man to lead this team.  Don't get me wrong, he's a good coach but he's not the caliber of coach the Hayseeds need to fully develop their players and lead them to another ring.  I, like everyone else, will be keeping a close eye on the situation, but my bet is on Hondo letting Byways contract expire and he steals Xavier Mogo from the Stars.

With the coaching situation out of the way, I want to take a crack at their lineup.  After talking with various scouts and coaches, I believe GM Hondo made the right draft pick with Nick Vinyl.  Sure, GM Hondo drafted for need, but he was able to draft a player that has great size for the PG position which will allow him to play some SG if needed.   His versatility will only help the Hayseeds and his length will cause problems for opposing teams.  GM Hondo signed James Grant who is filling in as the starter for the great Kamil Bennett.  Grant is going to absolutely explode this year when you think about his talent coupled with being mentored by Bennett.  He will easily average 24 points and 13 rebounds a game.  The rest of the roster is what causes me concern.  Bennett is moving to the 6th man position, but his health is fading fast and I'm not sure how much of an impact he will be able to make off the bench.  Max Crander is a great rebounder, but his scoring not so much.  I can't help but think that Bishop will lose a step this season and his backup Ude Orlio is nothing to write home about and quite frankly won't be much of a factor.  Lou Malone had a decent season last year, but let's face it, the man hasn't lived up to his potential.  He averaged 14 points a game last season, but he should really be around the 20-22 range.  He's in a contract year so hopefully he uses this season to really shine, but if I was GM Hondo I would let him go.  The addition of Ben Daniels and to name him the starting PG is a fail for me.  Daniels has proven to be a quality backup in the FBL, but not a starter.  I think he loses the starting job halfway through the season to a more impressive Nick Vinyl.

(Prediction:  18-8)

Anchorage Glaciers

Someway, somehow GM Franchise has found another team to fall victim to his shitty skills as a GM.  Why teams continue to hire this guy is beyond me, but oh well that's none of my concern.  What I am concerned about is the squad that he managed to put together.

At first glance GM Franchise has actually managed to put together a decent team, much like his shitty GM colleague Ty.  Let's look at what he's done to Anchorage....signed Jamal Tees to $13 million a season....yes, you read that right....Jamal Tees signed for $13 million a season.  That's not all....he signed an underachieving Cassius Code to $12 million a season.  If there was ever a time to shake your head...this is it.  Two players for $25 million, who should only be making a combined $10 million.

With those boneheaded moves aside, Franchise did manage to pick up Alex Henry who will be a very good player in his second year in the league.  But that should come with a caveat because he has him starting at center which at 6'10" is undersized.  This move could essentially stunt Henry's growth as a player and could possibly mess up his confidence in himself.  Aside from that, Franchise drafted Marbles Kutt who will provide a nice offensive output.  He also drafted Billy Hanger, the PG from Canada, who according to my sources should be a competent backup PG in the FBL for years to come.  The most surprising move was the addition of Anders van Lowe who just might overtake Dusty Britches at the starting PF position.  He's an inch shorter a few pounds lighter than Britches, but he has an overall better game and is the better player by far. 

Despite putting together an entirely different team from last year's Glaciers team, GM Franchise has probably put together his best team ever.  His main problem will be himself.  If he can stay out of his own way, he might just be able to prove his worth.

(Prediction: 11-15)

Baton Rouge Riverbandits

In Season 14 GM Dorling did what GM Dorling does best...he created controversy.  Coming off of his second FBL Championship he managed to piss off everybody in Las Vegas and left early in the season.  He made his way back east and has taken over an organization that has had to suffer through two mediocre GMs in the team's first two seasons.

GM Dorling is a proven winner and will definitely turn the Riverbandits into a successful team, but it will be at least another year before they crack the playoffs.   Dorling managed to bring Tim McDonald, Ernie Bell, and Ronnie Stanza over with him from Vegas but has already had to trade Stanza due to his ego.  McDonald has proven himself at PG, but that was playing alongside Redford Shack.  The Bandits don't have that dominant low post presence so I'm unsure as to how good Tim McDonald really is.  Ernie Bell is somewhat playing out of position at the SG position, but has been an effective scorer for GM Dorling.  However, it should be noted that he is now 29 years old with 8 seasons played in the FBL, which is a long time for the FBL.  My educated guess is that he will see a slight dip in his 16.5 scoring average from last season.  Outside of McDonald and Bell I'm not quite sure where the Bandits will get their scoring from.  Govind Patel was a good player off of the bench but in only his second year he will be starting for the first time.  Will that be too much pressure for him?  Only time will tell.  GM Dorling has three rookies on the team and all three are international players.  The FBL game is much different from the international game so there is no telling how good or bad those three will actually be.  My guess is Gino Montero will be the best of the three given his athletic size.

GM Dorling has done a good job in the past of putting together complete teams, but this Bandits team it seems as though he might have made a slight slip by not having a backup PG on the bench.   He has two big men instead.  Sure, you can make the argument that Bell can play the PG while McDonald is on the bench, but that means increasing Bells minutes and at his age I'm not sure that's the best idea.  Time will only tell how it works out for the Bandits, but one I think I know is that Dorling will have them on the right track.

(Prediction: 13-13)

Montana Bears

With GM Jag back in the saddle the Montana Bears once again found themselves in the playoffs and just missing out on the chance to play for the FBL Championship.  Nick Gravin has retired and the big man Corbin Dallas has moved to a player/assistant coach role that will greatly affect the team.  Alongside Corbin, Lincoln Frazier and Sunshine Stream are the only two other players from last year's squad.

Given their deep playoff run last season, some might consider this season somewhat of a rebuilding year for the Bears, but I have to disagree.  GM Jag has done a good job of putting together another solid team that will compete for the conference championship.  He brought in a very good PG in Eric Eisen who will finally get to start an entire season.  Trust me...he will have a big season this year.  Of course you have the MVP Lincoln Frazier anchoring the low post and I look for him to repeat as MVP.  There is no stopping the man.  Rookies Schmidt, Ba, and Ruhme add some good depth for the Bears, though they will need to adjust early in the season to FBL style of basketball.  Sunshine Stream is in his usual 6th man role where he once again will be a key factor.  It should be noted that he is now 31, so I don't think the Bears can expect him to contribute as much as he has in the past.  I think the way he plays will dictate how far the Bears make it.

In all honesty it's hard to find a real weakness for this Bears team, but the one glaring issue I see is Ubi Forti starting at the SF position.  To be frank...he's just not that good...ok...he sucks!  I understand why Jag has him starting, so Steam can provide the spark off the bench but again, Stream's age scares me a little.  GM Jag has put himself in a tough spot here, but I'm confident he will find his way around it and will be back in the hunt for the
FBL Championship.

(Prediction: 19-7)

Puerto Rico Waves

GM Justin found himself in the FBL Finals for the second time only to come up short to a more athletic Wyoming Timberwolves team.  The main problem was the lack of scoring as the team only averaged 82 points a game, but I think GM Justin might have rectified the situation going into Season 15.

He traded away a top 5 point guard in Harry Allen in a deal that also included Sy Rogers.  You might think he was crazy for that, but he got Scott Cunningham in return..the same Scott Cunningham who averages almost 30 points a game.  Cunningham more than makes up for Sy Rogers and he added Bobby Chang who averaged a double-double last year and is a pretty good point guard in his own right.  Joining Chang in the backcourt is Konda Plains who fills up a stat sheet and has the makings to be a future Defensive Player of the Year.  Word out of the Waves camp is that he's been working even harder on defense and he is determined to be the best defender in the game.  The frontcourt for the Waves consists of Deshawn Drummond who made the All-star team last season and had one of his best seasons in leading the Waves to the finals.  He is 29 years old now and Justin is going to have to keep an eye on his big man and monitor his status.  Speaking of big man, Randall Junior is coming into his second season after averaging a decent 9 points and 9 rebounds a game.  With him being under the tutelage of Drummond he will continue to get better.   The Waves have one heck of a starting five, but their best asset is the coaching staff.  OJ McLoo and Djem Maluka are the best coaching tandem in the FBL and will have this Waves team firing on all cylinders.

There are two concerns that I have with the Waves.  The first is the bench which always seems to be a problem for the Waves.  It looks as though GM Justin might have finally corrected that problem with the addition of Larry Hardaway who will be an immediate candidate for 6th man of the year.  30 year old rookie Borg Johanson might be a slight upgrade from Viktor Uzaki but the book is still out on that one.  And of course you have the heart of the organization, Bart Finkle who is serviceable backup.  On paper it seems as though the bench might be better than previous years, but only game action will tell us the truth.  The second issue I have is GM Justin seems to find a way to make a big time mistake every other season and according to that schedule Season 15 is the season for him to mess up.  He will need to tread carefully and make sure to not rock the boat.

(Prediction:  21-5)

That is all I have for now.  As the next batch of teams submit their final paperwork I will be back to give my analysis on them.

This is Howard McAfee here signing on to continue my analysis of all 28 FBL teams.  A couple of days ago I posted my thoughts on the first six teams to lock in and I'm back to do another three teams.  Before I get started, I must make a comment about the "Mike Flips Players".  They are extraordinarily horrendous!  I don't even know how they got a college scholarship, let alone an FBL contract.

Oh well, let's get down to business.

Honolulu Volcanoes

GM Bone and the Volcanoes surprised everyone in Season 14 with a second place finish in the Western conference and a good playoff run.  Coach Rattle Lee played an instrumental part in keeping the guys in check and getting them to focus on basketball.  This season, however, they will not shock anyone but instead will have the target on their back.

I'm going to go ahead and say it right now....the Volcanoes have the best starting five in the FBL for Season 15.  Don't believe me?  Let's break it down....Kenka Sai was a bench player last season but was better than their starting PG Greg Dawn.  He gets the starting nod this season and will flourish.  Reggie Jones was a scoring machine last season and will get another 25 points per game this season.  Swoop McCarthy is an upgrade over Cassius Code  and rookie Rajek Vle is an upgrade over Matt McCray.  Then that brings us to Creed Jackson, the runner up for the MVP.  He is an absolute beast down low and will contend for the MVP once again. 

That starting five is going to cause serious trouble for teams this season.  However, there are a couple of concerns I have.  Swoop McCarthy can be considered a bust by most as he really hasn't lived up to the hype he had coming into the league.  The organization is going to have to do all they can to maximize his potential.  My other concern is rookie Rajek Vle, who is a bit undersized at 6'8" for the power forward position.  There are going to be some guys who will be able to push him around.

Those are my only two concerns with the starters.  My main concern, which should be the biggest concern for GM Bone and Coach Lee is their bench.  Quite frankly...it's terrible.  Playing the starters every minute of every game is not an option and for that reason their bench will lose them games.

(Preidiction: 19 – 7)

Pittsburgh Blades

GM Pancho and the Blades went from the Season 13 FBL Finals to not even making the playoffs in Season 14.  There is only one word to describe that type of fall.....disastrous.  To add insult to injury GM Pancho has traded away franchise player Mutu Mukwaza which could possibly lead to his demise with the Blades organization.

With that being said, let's attack the Blades Season 15 roster.  Champ Martin, who I am a fan of, returns as the starting PG though he has now hit 30 years old and I question how much longer he will be able compete at a high level.  Val Keaton replaces Pebbles Lane who was shipped off after an issue with management over his shoe deal and his behavior afterwards.  I honestly don't have a problem with GM Pancho shipping Pebbles...it needed to be done.  Morelli is the starting SF, though he should be strictly a bench player.  Despite the lack of talent at the SG and SF position, GM Pancho has done something right with the big men.  He has brought in Leon Dreams who has proven to be a force to be reckoned with and the two year man Ronald Dekker who I think will have a breakout season playing alongside Dreams.  This dynamic duo poses one of the biggest threats in the FBL for Season 15.

Though not quite as bad as the Volcanoes bench, the Blades bench is a serious handicap for the team.  Blade lifer Micah Grey moves to the player/assistant coach role and is accompanied on the bench by Pablo Hurtado and Bael Giankopolis.  Hurtado is good for about 10 points a game, but I think his production might suffer a little due to his age.  Giankopolis hasn't done much in the league in his seven years, but there are worse options than him.  GM Pancho and the Blades are going to struggle this season...hopefully for Pancho he will be able to make it past the all-star break.

(Prediction:  10 – 16)

Las Vegas Aces

GM Blade has returned to Las Vegas and brought Maurice Mays and Domingo Robinson with him.  I know the Aces couldn't be happier with that trio.  Needless to say, GM Dorling will not be missed.

I've looked over the Aces roster a couple of times and while there are a couple of questions, I see no major concerns.  Flo Payton is going into his second season, but has already proven himself to be a top tier point guard and he will only get better serving under Maurice Mays.  Wilk Smith came with Payton from Tempe and those two are going to make a great backcourt tandem for years to come.  Sean Rivers is entering his 10th season and this is one of my concerns.  I'm not sure he is the answer starting at the small forward position.  His experience is great, but his production will taper off even more this season.  Rookie Chase Pollock will find himself in the starting lineup and playing alongside big man Cal Roberts who, I feel, is really going to step his game up this season. 

Big Red will be the sixth man, but his real value will come as a mentor to both Roberts and Pollock.  It will also be interesting to see how he relishes the 6th man role.  The other concern I have with the Aces is the other two bench players, who happen to be rookies.  According to my sources they are decent players and will make a positive impact, but as stacked as some of the teams in the West are, I'm not sure how big that impact will be.  Either way, the Aces will be back in the playoffs this season.

(Prediction:  18 – 8 )

FBL Franchised: Preseason Edition with Playoff Predictions and Team Analysis

Yes folks FBL Franchised is back this time coming to you live from the Frozen Tundra known as Anchorage. Now I know what you all are thinking. What was GM Franchise thinking when he put this Glaciers team together? Well I was going to get shooters and rebounders like my pal Chuck did when he was picking his team for the rookies-sophomores game... Anyway what I was doing was getting the top two free agents available in Jamal Tees and Cassius Code. Sure I paid big money for them but look at what happened in Free Agency after I did that. There wasn't much left other than Dre Majors was there? Majors is good sure but his numbers have dipped so I went with the other two guys and got both. BIG win for me despite what I'm paying them. After that I did some trading and ended up with a guy who has FBL Finals experience in Dusty Britches, rising star Alex Henry, and Anders Van Lowe who was the biggest trade deal ever considering I only had to give up a second rounder next season for a player of his abilities. Then add to it my stellar drafting of Marbles Kutt and Billy Hanger who were two of the better picks in this season's draft although Draft Guru Zeus has me beat by a mile. Add to it bringing in the Icon, the Legend, the Only FBL Coach to be in a MegaBowl commercial Coach Brick Rulla and former head coach Gene Okenfunk to run the team and I have two coaches who have chemistry. Sure they might not be the best but chemistry goes a long way. All in all a great preseason for me and for the Anchorage organization as a whole.

Now for what you've all been waiting for. The GM Franchise Team Analysis, Rankings, and Playoff Predictions. I have them in order from best to worst in each conference. I factored in bench players as well so if some teams that should be higher have a lower ranking than you were expecting that is why.

East:
Puerto Rico Waves
-I think this is the best overall team in the FBL. Scott Cunningham is a scoring machine especially when combined with Chang. Plains is a defensive maestro who is in the top five in defense in the league in my opinion. Drummond is one of the best big men in the league. Hardaway is a solid player and a scorer. Borg Johanson will give them bench rebounding and Finkle, despite his low rating, is loyal to GM Justin and will play hard for the team. Add in solid coaching and this team has the potential to repeat from last season's finals appearance.

Kentucky Hayseeds
-Another solid team put together by GM Hondo. Lou Malone, Freddie Bishop, James Grant, and Max Crander are four solid starters. Ben Daniels will be the wild card in the starting line-up but he should be fine. Kamil Bennett is showing his age but his contract reduction and taking over a leadership role on the team is a great move. Nick Vinyl was a great draft pick and Ude Orlio is a good defensive player. Kentucky is looking good heading into this season.

Tampa Bay Dragons
-Tampa is a contender but I don't think they'll finish ahead of the Waves and Hayseeds. Leighton Lee and Mason Griffin make for a monster back court. Add in rookie Detron Geins and this team can match up with the best. Blue Reed is solid as usual and rookie Merl Voosten was an excellent pick up. However Bernie Class is on the decline as is Bobby Band and Jeff Poole will be decent. Coaching is a plus with Red Mason at the helm. This team can contend but I don't see them going over the top and winning it all.

Birmingham Greenhornets
-This is the team I think will surprise a lot of people. Pebbles Lane, if he goes back to how he played his rookie season, will be a major star in the league. Now he's appearing like a one season wonder. He has to back up his contract on the court. Reagan James, Simon Sorenson, and Ty Williams are solid starters. Gerry Ferndale was a great pick up. Brage Anderson as a player/coach is good. Jesse Cole is the only dud on a solid overall team. I think they will be a contender out East this season.

Boston Bells
-This is another team I see making the playoffs again in the tough Eastern Conference. Ronnie Stanza and Kadeon Apollo make for a monster frontcourt. Adding a scorer like Sheldon Day to pair up with Petri Rovuk and Chico Velez has created a monster starting five. Rim Jargun is a solid sixth man. Fred Van Der Snut and Will Robbins make for a weak bench tandem on an otherwise stellar team. Coaching is a plus and I see this team making the playoffs even without much difficulty.

Montreal Foresters
-This is a team I feel can make the playoffs and be a contender out East. John Cunningham has some good pieces around him this season. Kolo Rolo, Mack Ryan, Manhattan Jones, and Melvin Smarts make for a dangerous starting five. Jose Caballero is a solid player but Cordela and Chuck Ginge will need some work. I like how this team looks both this season and going forward.

Greenville Bulldogs
-Yablo Yabla is one of the best if not the best defensive player in the league. Thomas Powell and Davey Powell are a combo that can lead this team into the future. Findi Muwama is solid if unspectacular as is Kevin Moose. Cameron Hull is a solid pick up as was Flem Johnson. Sharty McFlee is the only weak point player wise. Cappy Fields might be an issue at some point as well. I think they will miss the playoffs and get bumped out by Montreal.

Texas Stallions
-This team is going to hit or miss. Krease McCool is a major star in the FBL and now he has some interesting pieces around him. Dre Majors attitude may flare up at some point. Jesus Chavez is just okay and Oladunna is solid if unspectacular. Kluff is going to be a force as is CC Ale. Brian Holmes and Silky Locks weaken this team overall. This team I can see sneaking into the playoffs but it could easily implode if Majors goes on a tirade at some point.

Baton Rouge Riverbandits
-GM Dorling has some good building blocks in Baton Rouge this season. McDonald, Bell, Patel, and Crane will be the core group that holds this team together. I can see him moving Teste Huir into the starting C position over Jurgasoon. Ribbs is a solid PF and Gino Montero will be a solid bench player. Bringing in Conrad Class and Bob Timms was a great move. Could be a spoiler team. This team will either make the playoffs or just miss it by no more than two games.

Providence Diamonds
-Providence is a team similar to Anchorage in the West. They have a solid overall roster and will contend for the playoffs. They have building blocks but likely will miss the playoffs but not by much considering how strong some of the other teams are out East. However if one or two teams start to falter I can see them sneaking into the playoffs. Basically they're a bubble team. Juice McClain is the leader of this team going forward. He has some nice pieces around him with Bridge, Palace, Thomas, Dawson, and Bells. Lennon may be a wild card. Flynn is going to be a work in progress but overall this team is solid and will contend for the playoffs.

Portsmouth Defenders
-This team will be hit or miss. JR Valentine is a solid PG and adding rookie Mark Basin to the backcourt was an excellent move. Zima Sangson and Druzen Krakovic are going to make for a tandem to watch. Cedric Malone and his sanity will be the key to this team's success. If he implodes this team will fall apart. GM Death will have to keep his "son" in check in order to succeed. Don Closeness was a good bench pick up and Darren McGwire will be solid. Tulio is a good defensive player and a work in progress but should put up some decent defensive stats. Coaching will be hit or miss. Morris pulling his balls out of his purse might help.

Pittsburgh Blades
-This team has some young pieces to build around now with Keaton, Morelli, Dreams, and Dekker. Martin is the veteran starter on this team and should be solid. Hurtado, Giankopolis, and Grey make up a solid if unspectacular bench. With the heat GM Pancho has already I think this team will either fall apart of go on a hot streak, something similar to what Honolulu pulled off last season. If it wasn't for that I'd have them ranked higher. There's too many unknowns. They are solid on paper but there's a lot of intangibles and morale will be a major factor for this team this season.

Virginia Colonials
-This team is going to have a long season. Getting back Ricky Hallmark and Clint Danberry was huge for this franchise but losing coaches Class and Timms was a major blow. Peters, Bones, and Ozawa will be good role players but Riggins, Newton, and Trehurd are going to drag this team down long term. Plus they only have one player who can play C and with Danberry's age being a factor he will wear down over time. Going to be a long season in Virginia.

Mississippi Steamers
-Mississippi is in for a long season with this batch of players. That said they have two MONSTER rookies on their roster named JC McKnight and Dex Wilson. This team will be a monster IF they can get some players around these two players. Greg Walton as captain was a good move. Clappy Swan was a great pick up as well. However the rest of the team is going to be a work in progress. Phil Cook at PF is not a good thing. Teddy Rumpbin is not good either. Jul Rina is their only Center and Arzan Rupa will be another work in progress. Coaching is a plus but I think it'll be a long season for Mississippi and their two young stars.

West:
Hollywood Stars
-The Stars are going to be a force again. Their biggest issue is the PF position without having a backup C. However they have three players who can play the position so they will be fine. This team is loaded with talent with the South Africans being brought in and the returning starters. Shannon Ford and Kev Standers are solid bench players. Should be in contention for the Western Conference top seed again this season.

Wyoming Wolves
-Wyoming has a TON of firepower and may even better this season despite losing Clarence Marx and gaining "Father Time" Rip Wa Winkle. However this is a top three team out West and I think they will compete with the Aces and the Stars for the top spot out west. They are contender again which should not come as a surprise. I wouldn't be surprised if they repeated as champions. I wouldn't be surprised if they finished first in the conference either.

Las Vegas Aces
-Like the Stars the Aces have no back up PF but overall the Aces are loaded and are going to be a force this season once again under GM Blade. Flo Payton, Wilk Smith, Cal Roberts, Chase Pollack, and Brad Heart were solid pick-ups as was Ballz. Ballz is the clear wild card on this team. He has talent but could possibly be an issue off the court. Bringing in Maurice Mays and Dom Robinson as coaches was a great move. However Pollack, unless he has a lot of endurance and stamina, will get worn out as the season goes along. This team is G/SF heavy but only having one PF will end up costing them and is why I have the Stars and Wolves ranked higher than them.

Honolulu Volcanoes
-Honolulu would be higher if they had a bench. I like their starting line up a lot with Swoop McCarthy, Reggie Jones, Rajak Vle, Creed Jackson, and Kenka Sai. However their bench is craptacular with Craig Austin, Ivan Ivanoff, and Butch Paul. Plus they only have one Power Forward. This will be their Achilles Heel. Vle is going to be worn out and despite his high grade, unless he has high endurance and fitness he will be in for a LONG season. If it wasn't for that one hiccup I'd have them ranked higher.

Montana Bears
-Other than Ubi Forti this is a solid team. HOWEVER Corbin Dallas is now a player coach and will not be playing as many minutes this season plus no Nick Gravin. The star PG has retired leaving Lincoln Frazier to take the leadership role on the team. I think Schmidt and Ruhme will be the key factors of this team's success as well as how Eric Eisen deals with the pressure of playing in the shadow of Nick Gravin. However I do think they will make the playoffs. They might even overtake Honolulu for the fourth spot.

Boise Spuds
-There isn't a team that is so all over the place as this team is except maybe Anchorage. This team had some horrible PR in the preseason. Henri Jour, Perm Peterson, and Malcolm Hayes make for a stellar backcourt. Chin Chik is a solid PF/C and rookies Hank Wheatley and Primo Orlando look okay. Kenko Sui will be a project but both him and Wheatley will be solid defensive players. Jon Teas is a disaster waiting to happen. The jury is out on the coaches here as well but overall this team will be hit or miss depending upon who they are playing and what match ups there will be.

Anchorage Glaciers
-This may seem surprisingly high but this is one of the few teams out West with a good bench and they have some good pieces. This team's weaknesses are the GM, Coaching, and Raj Thakar. However they also could possibly sneak into the playoffs as the sixth seed if they mesh together. Plus they have a lot of big men and could possibly wear out some of the teams that don't have that luxury. This team does have a few attitude problem players but if they can have an attitude on the court and not off of it they could be a surprise team. Keeping the team from imploding will be a tough task but if it all works out this team could be a spoiler in the playoff race. But that's IF they hold together...

Calgary Thundercats
-I have them in a dead heat with Anchorage and I think they will finish with a similar record to Anchorage but ahead of Roswell since I think they have more scoring punch from their starters than the Aliens do. The Glaciers have the better bench but the Thundercats have a better starting line-up. However Duke Briscoe and Marty Brown are going to weaken this team long term. Their play will determine how this team goes. This team along with Tempe, Anchorage, Tempe, Bismarck, Roswell, and Boise for the final playoff spot. I think it'll be close between these teams.

Roswell Aliens
-The Aliens are another team with good starters but a horrible looking bench. Mutu Mukwaza and Chris Jones were great pick-ups. Smart trading there. Heinz Gratz, Franz Otto, and Greg Dawn are all solid players. However this team has no bench. This is similar to the Roswell team that I ran there which was similar in the aspect of solid starters but shit bench. Fu Kin Loon has disaster written all over him, Jamie Anderson won't do much, and Melvin Nerdstrom is horrible. Going to be a long season in Roswell even if they play mainly starters but I think they will contend for the playoffs despite the bench issues.

Tempe Flying Squirrels
-This team is young and has three high priced talents in Barnes, Falls, and Fredericks. Those three are going to be the key to this team's success. Also they have a decent bench with Evans and Hitomi but Dawson is pretty meh. This team will either mesh well or fall apart down the stretch. GM TyTy and his management will be a major factor in the success of this team as well as the fact there's a lot of young players on this team which will determine a lot for them.

Bismarck Jaguars
-Tre Majoe is going to be a star. Mazuka is a good PG and Huir was a good pick up as was Treble. Sato and Yung could be X-factors for this team but Vansuk and Ty Kwondo drag this team down as well as the fact they only have one player who can play C. That lack of a center will be what hurts them even if their one center is Tre Majoe. The building blocks are here but Majoe will get worn out as the season goes along and they will likely miss the playoffs although I do see them contending for the last playoff spot. It'll be close between the teams I have ranked 6-10. I don't see many games separating those five teams.

San Diego Seagulls
-San Diego is another team with good starters and a horrible bench. Cam Drake, Joe Reed, and Andreas Kurtz are the leaders of this team. Drake is an elite level player in this league. However their supporting cast is sub average in my opinion. Gary Boldeer is a great solid rebounder but is not a scorer. Massa will be a work in progress but should be solid for them. Scott Issues and Wonky Scrotum are horrible. Going to be a long season in San Diego.

Colorado Hooks
-Amazingly this Hooks team is worse than the one from last season and possibly the season before that. Sy Rogers and Harry Allen were good pick-ups by them as was drafting Shell Tamlin. However the rest of this team is lackluster, Montero isn't FBL starter material according to my sources, Rozak and Grimmer are duds. Twat Features is going to be a disaster. The Tulls sisters were a good tandem for coaching but this team will be centered around three players but the fact they have every position covered with their bench is going to help them out long term in comparison to some other teams.

Seattle Toppers
-This team is the worst Seattle team since Season 8. The TOP3 in Joe Harding, Troy Marshall, and Rich Deane should all be great as usual but other than Ron de Veuster this team is going to be a disaster. David Bordan and Muddy Mullet will be demolished in the front court, Wee Pee is a urine nightmare waiting to happen, and Ricardo Valant will be decent but overall, adding in Deuce "Con Man" Callahan as the Assistant Coach, it's going to be a bad season in Seattle and GM Domingo is likely going to make a move to another team as soon as he can.

Conference Finish Predictions:
East –
1.   Puerto Rico Waves
2.   Kentucky Hayseeds
3.   Tampa Bay Dragons
4.   Birmingham Greenhornets
5.   Boston Bells
6.   Greenville Bulldogs
7.   Montreal Foresters
8.   Texas Stallions
9.   Baton Rouge Riverbandits
10.   Providence Diamonds
11.   Portsmouth Defenders
12.   Pittsburgh Blades
13.   Virginia Colonials
14.   Mississippi Steamers

West –
1.   Hollywood Stars
2.   Wyoming Wolves
3.   Las Vegas Aces
4.   Honolulu Volcanoes
5.   Montana Bears
6.   Boise Spuds
7.   Anchorage Glaciers
8.   Calgary Thundercats
9.   Tempe Flying Squirrels
10.   Bismarck Jaguars
11.   San Diego Seagulls
12.   Roswell Aliens
13.   Colorado Hooks
14.   Seattle Toppers

That's my preseason rankings. The teams are ranked in order. I think the top four in both conferences will fight over the top spot in each conference. I factored in benches as well which is why some teams with strong starting line ups might be lower on the scale. However anything can happen in the FBL so expect the unexpected. This is GM Franchise signing off.

Q's POWER RANKINGS

Preseason


1. Puerto Rico Waves

2. Wyoming Timberwolves

3. Honolulu Volcanoes

4. Hollywood Stars

5. Kentucky Hayseeds

6. Las Vegas Aces

7. Tampa Bay Dragons

8. Montana Bears

9. Boston Bells

10. Pittsburgh Blades

11. Baton Rouge Riverbandits

12. Montreal Foresters

13. Boise Spuds

14. Texas Stallions

15. Roswell Aliens

16. Greenville Bulldogs

17. Calgary Thundercats

18. Providence Diamonds

19. San Diego Seagulls

20. Tempe Flyingsquirrels

21. Portsmouth Defenders

22. Bismarck Jaguars

23. Birmingham Greenhornets

24. Seattle Toppers

25. Anchorage Glaciers

26. Virginia Colonials

27. Colorado Hooks

28. Mississippi Steamers

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Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week One


1. Puerto Rico Waves (1-0)
After falling short in S14, the Waves added best FBL scorer in Cunningham to pair him with DS Drummond. Scary.
Weekly Results: defeated Birmingham 106-86
Last Week: 1

2. Honolulu Volcanoes (1-0)
Quite possibly might have the best starting five in the FBL.   
Weekly Results: defeated Anchorage 98-81
Last Week: 3

3. Kentucky Hayseeds (1-0)
IMO, they might be the team with the best 8 in the FBL.
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 102-72
Last Week: 5

4. Hollywood Stars (1-0)
With the Beast potential retirement and the age of Blair Smith... might be last chance for this group to shine.   
Weekly Results: defeated San Diego 81-70
Last Week: 4

5. Las Vegas Aces (1-0)
GM Blade is back and off to a great start in the Sin City.
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 103-73
Last Week: 6

6. Montana Bears (1-0)
Raised some eyebrows with opening win against defending champs.     
Weekly Results: defeated Wyoming 92-79
Last Week: 8

7. Tampa Bay Dragons (1-0)
This could be the year where we really see Mason Griffin earn that $$$$$.
Weekly Results: defeated Mississippi 85-70
Last Week: 7

8. Wyoming Wolves (0-1)
Tough loss to the Bears to start their repeat run, but no reason to panic. 
Weekly Results: lost to Montana 92-79
Last Week: 2

9. Boston Bells (1-0)
Stanza, Apollo, and Jargun... or how I like to call them... The Bell Towers... will be a tough match-up for opposing teams.
Weekly Results: defeated Pittsburgh 81-76
Last Week: 9

10. Montreal Foresters (1-0)
Manhattan Jones seems to be the next big thing in terms of FBL centers.
Weekly Results: defeated Virginia 65-59
Last Week: 12

11. Baton Rouge Riverbandits  (1-0)
Not your typical GM Dorling team, but they got the job done with tough defense.
Weekly Results: defeated Portsmouth 65-61
Last Week: 11

12. Roswell Aliens (1-0)
Mutu put on a clinic against the Toppers... put the West on notice.
Weekly Results: defeated Seattle 88-59
Last Week: 15

13. Providence Diamonds (1-0)
This could be the big "surprise" team of Season 15. 
Weekly Results: defeated Greenville 79-65
Last Week: 18

14. Pittsburgh Blades (0-1)
GM Pancho needs to find a way to light a fire under this team... there is potential...
Weekly Results: lost to Boston 81-76
Last Week: 10

15. Calgary Thundercats (1-0)
Rumors are Donnie Henderson is not happy in Calgary... not what Cat fans wanted to hear.   
Weekly Results: defeated Boise 71-66
Last Week: 17

16. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (1-0)
A young team that could find success this year if they can remain consistent.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 76-56
Last Week: 20

17. Boise Spuds (0-1)
I have a new question... how many games will Jon Teas cost the Spuds this season? 
Weekly Results: lost to Calgary 71-66
Last Week: 13

18. Texas Stallions (0-1)
If Krease can really get going... watch out for the Stallions this season.
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 102-72
Last Week: 14

19. Greenville Bulldogs (0-1)
The Davey Powell issue needs to get resolved and quickly.
Weekly Results: lost to Providence 79-65
Last Week: 16

20. Portsmouth Defenders (0-1)
GM Death put this season on the back of his son, Cedric Malone's back. Will it pay off?
Weekly Results: lost to Baton Rouge 65-61
Last Week: 21

21. San Diego Seagulls (0-1)
Not sure Cam, Joe, and Andreas can carry this team very far.
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 81-70
Last Week: 19

22. Bismarck Jaguars (0-1)
Will GM Ken make the move to but Majoe at PF? I think it needs to be done.
Weekly Results: lost to Tempe 76-56
Last Week: 22

23. Birmingham Greenhornets (0-1)
Did you see those awesome Pikey shoes Pebbles Lane displayed... pretty sweet.
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 106-86
Last Week: 20

24. Seattle Toppers (0-1)
TOP3 will not be able to carry this team against the upper half of the league. That was apparent in Week 1.
Weekly Results: lost to Roswell 88-59
Last Week: 24

25. Anchorage Glaciers (0-1)
Never a good sign when the focus is on whether or not to purchase team thermal underwear is on the top of the priority list.
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 98-81
Last Week: 25

26. Mississippi Steamers (0-1)
Don't expect much from the Steamers this season, but the rookies will be fun to watch.
Weekly Results: lost to Tampa Bay 85-70
Last Week: 28

27. Virginia Colonials (0-1)
This wasn't the reunion the Pillars had in mind.
Weekly Results: lost to Montreal 65-59
Last Week: 26

28. Colorado Hooks (0-1)
Online survey from yyy.com listed Twat Features as FBL's most inspirational hero.
Weekly Results: lost to Las Vegas 103-73
Last Week: 27

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Providence (5 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Wyoming (6 spots)


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Q's WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Week Two


1. Puerto Rico Waves (3-0)
Waves are really in a whole other league than the rest of the FBL.
Weekly Results: defeated Baton Rouge 100-71, defeated Texas 106-73
Last Week: 1

2. Kentucky Hayseeds (3-0)
Team is playing great besides rumors of Kirk Byways being a bit unsettled.
Weekly Results: defeated Boston 93-87, defeated Greenville 98-68
Last Week: 3

3. Las Vegas Aces (3-0)
Aces are back on top after a loud victory over the Volcanoes.
Weekly Results: defeated Roswell 99-69, defeated Honolulu 98-92
Last Week: 5

4. Hollywood Stars (3-0)
Despite age of team, Stars continue to shine bright. 
Weekly Results: defeated Seattle 96-66, defeated Roswell 84-67
Last Week: 4

5. Honolulu Volcanoes (2-1)
How will the Volcanoes respond after their amazing regular season winning streak was snapped?
Weekly Results: defeated Colorado 99-69, lost to Las Vegas 98-92
Last Week: 2

6. Providence Diamonds (3-0)
Another major statement week from the Diamonds. This team could be for real.
Weekly Results: defeated Montreal 79-69, defeated Tampa Bay 92-82
Last Week: 13

7. Tempe Flyingsquirrels (3-0)
Best thing to happen to Tempe perhaps was TyTy taking a leave of absence and Kirk to take over.
Weekly Results: defeated Boise 81-66, defeated Montana 88-86
Last Week: 16

8. Montana Bears (2-1)
Bears fans are beginning to think Sterling Ba is not the right replacement for Corbin Dallas.
Weekly Results: defeated Calgary 92-72, lost to Tempe 88-86
Last Week: 6

9. Tampa Bay Dragons (2-1)
With Leighton considering his future, this may be his last chance to to deliver a championship to Tampa Bay.
Weekly Results: defeated Virginia 85-66, lost to Providence 92-82
Last Week: 7

10. Pittsburgh Blades (2-1)
Are the Blades back? They certainly begun playing like the team we all expected.
Weekly Results: defeated Greenville 85-74, defeated Montreal 90-70
Last Week: 14

11. Birmingham Greenhornets (2-1)
A few more wins and GM Digger might be the franchise's all-time winner.
Weekly Results: defeated Texas 83-82, defeated Boston 92-90
Last Week: 23

12. Wyoming Wolves (1-2)
Not the start to their victory campaign that we all anticipated.
Weekly Results: lost to Anchorage 77-75, defeated Colorado 90-67
Last Week: 8

13. Boston Bells (1-2)
The thing that might hold the Bells back this seasons seems to be the age of their veteran stars. 
Weekly Results: lost to Kentucky 93-87, lost to Birmingham 92-90
Last Week: 9

14. Montreal Foresters (1-2)
It's apparent now more than ever... John Cunningham is no Scott Cunningham.
Weekly Results: lost to Providence 79-69, lost to Pittsburgh 90-70
Last Week: 10

15. San Diego Seagulls (2-1)
The halftime performance by Scrotum Issues seemed to give these Gulls a major boost.
Weekly Results: defeated Bismarck 64-59, defeated Boise 80-77
Last Week: 21

16. Anchorage Glaciers (2-1)
GM Franchise won... twice??? Maybe this will be the year he can stay around for another season with the same team.
Weekly Results: defeated Wyoming 77-76, defeated Calgary 72-66
Last Week: 25

17. Mississippi Steamers (2-1)
The JC and Dex show had the Steamers rolling in Week Two.
Weekly Results: defeated Portsmouth 78-69, defeated Baton Rouge 79-73
Last Week: 26

18. Baton Rouge Riverbandits  (1-2)
It's not often GM Dorling has a two loss week. He's going to have to really work this season to get this team to the playoffs. 
Weekly Results: lost to Puerto Rico 100-71, lost to Mississippi 79-73
Last Week: 11

19. Roswell Aliens (1-2)
An early point guard controversy could be deadly for this talented Aliens group.
Weekly Results: lost to Las Vegas 99-69, lost to Hollywood 84-67
Last Week: 12

20. Calgary Thundercats (1-2)
Incase GM Cory knows... he better start focusing on keeping Tarbla happy.   
Weekly Results: lost to Montana 92-72, lost to Anchorage 72-66
Last Week: 15

21. Portsmouth Defenders (1-2)
What does GM Death need to do to get Coach Morris from being a little scaredy cat on the sidelines?
Weekly Results: lost to Mississippi 78-69, defeated Virginia 70-69
Last Week: 20

22. Bismarck Jaguars (1-2)
I will repeat.... MAKE MAJOE YOUR POWER FORWARD!
Weekly Results: lost to San Diego 64-59, defeated Seattle 67-66
Last Week: 22

23. Boise Spuds (0-3)
Far cry from the Spuds team from last season.   
Weekly Results: lost to Tempe 81-66, lost to San Diego 80-77
Last Week: 17

24. Texas Stallions (0-3)
It's never pretty seeing a fight in the FBL or any professional sporting event... but I actually think Silky Locks deserved it.
Weekly Results: lost to Birmingham 83-82, lost to Puerto Rico 106-73
Last Week: 18

25. Greenville Bulldogs (0-3)
Is London Calling ... Davey Powell?
Weekly Results: lost to Pittsburgh 85-74, lost to Kentucky 98-68
Last Week: 19

26. Seattle Toppers (0-3)
Things are about to get ugly in Seattle. 
Weekly Results: lost to Hollywood 96-66, lost to Bismarck 67-66
Last Week: 24

27. Virginia Colonials (0-3)
Things are now even worse then when former GM Shields self destructed the team. Can GM Reya right the ship?
Weekly Results: lost to Tampa Bay 85-66, lost to Portsmouth 70-69
Last Week: 27

28. Colorado Hooks (0-3)
Rumor is Twat Features branded urine will be sold at future Colorado Hooks home games.
Weekly Results: lost to Honolulu 99-69, lost to Wyoming 90-67
Last Week: 28

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BIGGEST JUMP: ▲ Birmingham (12 spots)

BIGGEST DROP: ▼ Baton Rouge & Roswell (7 spots)


CREDIT: JOHNNY QUINN
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