NFL
AFC East: New England Patriots
AFC North: Cincinnati Bengals
AFC South: Jacksonville Jaguars
AFC West: Kansas City Chiefs
Wild Card: Houston Texans
Wild Card: Oakland Raiders
NFC East: Washington Redskins
NFC North: Green Bay Packers
NFC South: Carolina Panthers
NFC West: Arizona Cardinals
Wild Card: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Wild Card: Seattle Seahawks
AFC Champion: Cincinnati Bengals
NFC Champion: Arizona Cardinals
Super Bowl Champion: Arizona Cardinals
MVP: Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay)
Offensive Player of the Year: Antonio Brown (Pittsburgh)
Defensive Player of the Year: Khalil Mack (Oakland)
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Ezekiel Elliot (Dallas)
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Myles Jack (Jacksonville)
Comeback Player of the Year: Jordy Nelson (Green Bay)
Coach of the Year: Jack Del Rio (Oakland)
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College
Playoff Team 1: Clemson
Playoff Team 2: Alabama
Playoff Team 3: Oklahoma
Playoff Team 4: Notre Dame
CFP Champion: Clemson
Heisman Winner: DeShaun Watson
NFL
AFC East: New England Patriots
AFC North: Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC South: Indianapolis Colts
AFC West: Oakland Raiders
Wild Card: Houston Texans
Wild Card: Cincinnati Bengals
NFC East: New York Giants
NFC North: Green Bay Packers
NFC South: Carolina Panthers
NFC West: Seattle Seahawks
Wild Card: Arizona Cardinals
Wild Card: Minnesota Vikings
AFC Champion: Pittsburgh Steelers
NFC Champion: Carolina Panthers
Super Bowl Champion: Carolina Panthers
MVP: Cam Newton (Carolina)
Offensive Player of the Year: Antonio Brown (Pittsburgh)
Defensive Player of the Year: Khalil Mack (Oakland)
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Ezekiel Elliot (Dallas)
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Robert Nkemdiche (Arizona)
Comeback Player of the Year: Kelvin Benjamin (Carolina)
Coach of the Year: Jack Del Rio (Oakland)
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College
Playoff Team 1: Alabama
Playoff Team 2: Clemson
Playoff Team 3: Oklahoma
Playoff Team 4: Michigan
CFP Champion: Oklahoma
Heisman Winner: Baker Mayfield
AFC East: New England Patriots
AFC North: Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC South: Houston Texans
AFC West: Oakland Raiders
Wild Card: Indianapolis Colts
Wild Card: Cincinnati Bengals
NFC East: New York Giants
NFC North: Green Bay Packers
NFC South: Carolina Panthers
NFC West: Seattle Seahawks
Wild Card: Arizona Cardinals
Wild Card: Minnesota Vikings
AFC Champion: Pittsburgh Steelers
NFC Champion: Green Bay Packers
Super Bowl Winner: Green Bay Packers
MVP: Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay)
Offensive Player of the Year: Antonio Brown (Pittsburgh)
Defensive Player of the Year: Khalil Mack (Oakland)
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Ezekiel Elliot (Dallas)
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Jalen Ramsey (Jacksonville)
Comeback Player of the Year: Jordy Nelson (Green Bay)
Coach of the Year: Bill Belichick (New England)
NCAA
Playoff Team 1: Clemson
Playoff Team 2: LSU
Playoff Team 3: Oklahoma
Playoff Team 4: Notre Dame
National Champion: LSU
Heisman Trophy Winner: Leonard Fournette, LSU
NFL
AFC East: New England Patriots
AFC North: Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC South: Jacksonville Jaguars
AFC West: Oakland Raiders
Wild Card: Cincinnati Bengals
Wild Card: Denver Broncos
NFC East: Washington Redskins
NFC North: Green Bay Packers
NFC South: Carolina Panthers
NFC West: Arizona Cardinals
Wild Card: New York Giants
Wild Card: Seattle Seahawks
AFC Champion: New England Patriots
NFC Champion: Arizona Cardinals
Super Bowl Champion: Arizona Cardinals
MVP: Cam Newton (Carolina)
Offensive Player of the Year: Antonio Brown (Pittsburgh)
Defensive Player of the Year: Khalil Mack (Oakland)
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Ezekiel Elliot (Dallas)
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Myles Jack (Jacksonville)
Comeback Player of the Year: Jordy Nelson (Green Bay)
Coach of the Year: Jack Del Rio (Oakland)
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College
Playoff Team 1: Alabama
Playoff Team 2: Clemson
Playoff Team 3: Michigan
Playoff Team 4: Houston
CFP Champion: Alabama
Heisman Winner: DeShaun Watson
NFL
AFC East: New England Patriots
AFC North: Shittsburgh Steelers
AFC South: Houston Texans
AFC West: Kansas City Chiefs
Wild Card: Denver Broncos
Wild Card: Cincinnati Bengals
NFC East: Washington Redskins
NFC North: Green Bay Packers
NFC South: Carolina Panthers
NFC West: Arizona Cardinals
Wild Card: Seattle Seahawks
Wild Card: New York Giants
AFC Champion: New England Patriots
NFC Champion: Arizona Cardinals
Super Bowl Champion: New England Patriots
MVP: Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay)
Offensive Player of the Year: Antonio Brown (Pittsburgh)
Defensive Player of the Year: Luke Kuechly (Carolina)
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Ezekiel Elliot (Dallas)
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Karl Joseph (Oakland)
Comeback Player of the Year: Jordy Nelson (Green Bay)
Coach of the Year: Ben McAdoo (NYG)
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College
Playoff Team 1: Clemson
Playoff Team 2: Alabama
Playoff Team 3: Ohio State
Playoff Team 4: Houston
CFP Champion: Ohio State
Heisman Winner: DeShaun Watson
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