Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[Alex Smiley]

[Triple B]

[Today at 09:27:42 AM] del ban OldSchool: What if I want to LARP as a LARP?

[Today at 09:27:47 AM] del ban OldSchool: Is there a market for that?

[Today at 09:28:01 AM] del ban Rebel Child: I think my brian just exploded

[Today at 09:28:03 AM] del ban Rebel Child: *brain

[Today at 09:28:05 AM] del ban OldSchool: lol

[Today at 09:29:53 AM] del ban JackHondo: stop exploding Brian with your mind!!!

[Today at 09:30:07 AM] del ban Triple B: Or your hands

[Today at 09:30:24 AM] del ban JackHondo: niiice

[Today at 09:30:29 AM] del ban OldSchool: :O

[Today at 09:30:32 AM] del ban Triple B: That's what she said

[Today at 09:30:33 AM] del ban JackHondo: *fist bump*

[Today at 09:30:33 AM] del ban Flouzemaker: Eew. 

[Today at 09:30:39 AM] del ban Triple B: THATS HOW YOU DO IT ALEX!

[Today at 09:30:50 AM] del ban JackHondo: pwned

[Today at 09:31:19 AM] del ban OldSchool: lmfao yes

[OldSchool]

Exploding Rebel's brain since about an hour ago

[Hondo]

[Today at 06:55:31 PM] jagilki: Legiouns actually a 29 year old tattoed skin head from Bama.

[Today at 06:55:43 PM] jagilki: Legions*

[Today at 07:00:16 PM] Legion: Dammit Jag

[Today at 07:00:22 PM] Legion: Feel the slap and move along

[Today at 07:04:44 PM] JackHondo: Legion said a dirty word! Legion said a dirty word! Legion said a dirty word!

[Today at 07:05:12 PM] JackHondo: LEGION SAID A DIRTY WORD! LEGION SAID A DIRTY WORD! LEGION SAID A DIRTY WORD!

[Today at 07:06:53 PM]  * jagilki points at Legion

[Today at 07:07:07 PM] jagilki: Shame, Shame Shame.  Shun the rotten bastar..... oops

[Today at 07:10:43 PM] Judge: Sig that so he can never live it down

[Today at 07:11:48 PM] jagilki: somebody take a screen cap.

[Today at 07:13:19 PM] JackHondo: Taken.

[Today at 07:13:26 PM] JackHondo: Uploading now

[Today at 07:15:57 PM] Legion: I'll upload your face

[Today at 07:16:49 PM] JackHondo: http://s223.photobucket.com/albums/dd258/whiteboy1815/?action=view&current=LegionCurse.jpg

[Today at 07:18:22 PM] JackHondo: Aaaaan sigged,

[Stoner]

[Today at 07:00:39 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: Stoner if you bought a new mouse mat...

[Today at 07:00:52 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: you could use it to place your mouse on

[Today at 07:00:58 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: whilst searchin for a NEW BONG

[Today at 07:01:02 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: on the internet

[Today at 07:01:03 AM] Stoner: !

[Today at 07:01:11 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: the two are cosmically linked

[Today at 07:01:28 AM] Stoner: I wonder if I can get a bong with hte initials efk on the side...

[Today at 07:01:38 AM] Stoner: I'd post pictures of that bitch

[Today at 07:02:33 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: I think its plausible

[Today at 07:02:53 AM] Stoner: http://www.wongbong.com/CustomGallery.aspx

[Today at 07:02:54 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: But would it have this kick ass logo like your mousemat would have...

[Today at 07:03:38 AM] Stoner: name / initials (3-D letters floating in marble)

[Today at 07:04:38 AM] Stoner: "We welcome all photo, graphic, and handrawn sketches for idea and design submissions."

[Today at 07:04:57 AM] Stoner: I think I can get mahself an efk bong guys!

[Today at 07:05:23 AM] Stoner: I feel like that guy on Pinepple Express as they were about to raid the chick's house

[Today at 07:05:42 AM] Stoner: I NEED AN hWo BONG!

[Today at 07:05:50 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: http://www.tfwf.net/pictures/knightsmat.jpg

[Today at 07:06:13 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: That should be on the side of your bong

[Today at 07:06:38 AM] Stoner: That would be righteous

[Today at 07:06:45 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: I mean I guess hWo is ok...

[Today at 07:07:00 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: but that bitching image is the wave of the future

[Today at 07:07:09 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: and also what is going to be on the protype mousemat

[Today at 07:07:22 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: I paid for today and has already been despatched to my place

[Today at 07:07:33 AM] Stoner: Matching bong and mousepad...   

[Today at 07:07:56 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: Hey some people go for shoes and socks

[Today at 07:07:58 AM] Stoner: It'd be like Dexters Lab meets Half Baked

[Today at 07:08:03 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: bong and mousepad...maybe not done before

[Today at 07:08:09 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: trend setter

[Today at 07:10:38 AM] JackHondo: wait... hWo is ok?Huh??

[Today at 07:10:44 AM] JackHondo: Whaaaatt??

[Today at 07:10:45 AM] Stoner: hWo!!!

[Today at 07:10:53 AM] JackHondo: Thats the greatest compliment we've ever gotten!

[Hondo]

I've always been a fan of the "Drunk Shout". It's an art form all its own.

[Today at 02:17:16 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: YAE!!!!!
[Today at 02:17:29 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: DONT NOEJ OF U SONS OF BITHES TRY TO BE HEROES
[Today at 02:18:26 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: LEMME FYB IUYT
[Today at 02:18:30 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: FYN OUT
[Today at 02:29:31 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: PARDON ME...WHILE I BURRRRST...INTOOOOOOO--OOO FLAMES
[Today at 03:28:26 AM] Black Death: vito is fucked up
[Today at 05:56:43 AM] Draeden Darksky: ...wat
[Today at 06:21:12 AM] Josh: I think the cheese has definately fallen off of his cracker.
[Today at 06:29:04 AM] Russaholic: Vito... making Cliff look sane since 2009.
[Today at 06:33:58 AM] Josh: lol
[Today at 06:37:10 AM] Draeden Darksky: if you say so

[Tim-Æ]

[Today at 09:34:05 AM] jagilki: "1. A great fed and the VWF "

[Today at 09:34:12 AM] jagilki: LOL!!!!

[Today at 09:43:25 AM] Timbo: that was a good read

[Today at 09:46:27 AM] jagilki: I'd actually pay to see the Ian Monks Childrens show Special.

[Today at 09:58:21 AM] Timbo: i'd pay to see your mom swallow 16 bananas

[Today at 10:03:08 AM] jagilki: I'd pay to see you have to sit throgh a Limp Bizkit concert.

[Today at 10:14:00 AM] Timbo: oh god!

[Today at 10:15:30 AM] jagilki: Then afterwords, William Shattner reads Twilight.

[Today at 10:15:56 AM] Timbo: LOL

[Today at 10:16:27 AM] Timbo: that would be hell

[Today at 10:18:47 AM] jagilki: and Aarong Roberts whispers the intercracies or sending word files.

[Today at 10:18:58 AM] jagilki: aaron*

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

[Today at 07:06:26 PM] del ban jagilki: I'm tired of hating myself.  I'm tired of looking into the mirror and thinking how fucking easy it would be to just put a bullet in my brain!”

[Today at 07:06:42 PM] del ban jagilki: what the fuck man?  Just what the fuck?  I was actually considering posting that shit?

[Today at 07:07:57 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I am just glad that wasnt the opening line for your run for the 2012 Republican Party Nomination

[Today at 07:11:20 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: I'd vote for Jag as president

[Today at 07:11:31 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: well... if I was elligible to vote...

[Today at 07:13:02 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Women have the right to vote now Russ

[Today at 07:13:11 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: You've come a long way

[Judge]

[Today at 12:55:58 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: urgh...

[Today at 12:56:10 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: still no more unis answering my app!

[Today at 12:56:13 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: Lazy bastards...

[Today at 12:57:01 PM] del ban Judge: They're probably having problems verifying your home as "Transsexual, Transylvania"

[Today at 12:57:33 PM] del ban Duckman: you didn't include those nude 8x10 pics did you Russ?

[Today at 12:57:35 PM] del ban Legion: They're not sure what to make of how you answered "Gender"

[Today at 12:57:43 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: Thanks guys...

[Today at 12:57:51 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: That's a HUGE testemant to how I post, isn't it

[Today at 12:58:21 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: I should post straight more

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

[January 14, 2010, 08:21:18 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Kut is claiming that Sunday thing infected his PC

[January 14, 2010, 08:21:36 PM] del ban jagilki: I saw.

[January 14, 2010, 08:21:46 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Didnt do anything to mine

[January 14, 2010, 08:21:50 PM] del ban jagilki: IF it was only Kut I'd think something else, but Blade as well.

[January 14, 2010, 08:21:52 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: did it to yours Jag?

[January 14, 2010, 08:21:56 PM] del ban jagilki: no.

[January 14, 2010, 08:22:09 PM] del ban jagilki: but I suspect Kut uses I.E. and that may of fucked him over.

[January 14, 2010, 08:22:18 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I use IE

[January 14, 2010, 08:22:24 PM] del ban jagilki: oh.

[January 14, 2010, 08:22:27 PM] del ban jagilki: well then shit.

[January 14, 2010, 08:22:29 PM] del ban jagilki: I don't know.

[January 14, 2010, 08:24:05 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Maybe it killed his Wii

[January 14, 2010, 08:24:18 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and Mario started giving Luigi a handjob

[January 14, 2010, 08:25:06 PM] del ban jagilki: LOL! Judge stole my RK sig.... kinda.

[January 14, 2010, 08:28:27 PM] del ban Duckman: who infected what now?

[January 14, 2010, 08:31:29 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: RK has claimed I infected his PC with a VWF link prank

[January 14, 2010, 08:32:07 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: which wasnt intentional

[January 14, 2010, 08:32:14 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: However infecting his wife with the clap was...

[Russ]

[Today at 02:28:11 PM] JDM: what is everyone up to Smiley

[Today at 03:20:21 PM] Sally: 5'8 for me... but I stopped growing years ago

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Wow Sally made a funny

[! JDM The Professional !]

[Today at 08:03:36 AM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: I havent read your mind recently

[Today at 08:04:13 AM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: How bout 'Colesaw' Josh Duggan

[Today at 08:04:37 AM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: or 'Cocksore'

[Today at 08:06:56 AM] X JDM X: *Oh shit, I hope ian didn't read my mind when I pictured him naked... oh shit, hope hes not reading thiss.... oh fuck*

[Today at 08:08:46 AM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: ...

[Today at 08:09:20 AM] X JDM X: what?

[Today at 08:09:28 AM] X JDM X: *oh god!*

[Today at 08:12:36 AM] Hollywood Hondo: And the award for Creepiest Moment Ever goes to....

[Today at 08:12:46 AM] Hollywood Hondo: JDM and his dirty, dirty mind.

Regards,

JDM

[Rob]

LAME.

[! JDM The Professional !]

So lame that it's...COOL?