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Major Dale, this is Justin reporting for duty sir. I believe I have the knowledge and discipline to take The Militia to the top.

I did not but I will prove to you that I am the General needed to lead this club to the championship.

My role in the corporate world was to lead a team to success. Ive been in charge of millions of dollars worth of funds and for a man who has put his life's savings into this venture I am sure you can appreciate that.  I know how to maximize value and profit and promise that you won't be disappointed by your return on investment.

/me enters and pops a proper salute

Major Dale, Sgt. Underpants reporting for duty. I'm here to take this here outfit and bring in the best of the best to make them in to the best damn militia the world has seen.

I am a proud member of the United States Air Force sir. The perfect combination of brains and brawn and that's what a good militia needs a strong leader who knows not just how to beat an enemy down but the most effective way to do it. I promise you I'll create a militia focused on speed and power that also has the brains to defeat all who oppose them.

***Justin stands straight up***

Ive been a scrapper all my life so I prefer brawlers. We would be based out of Miami...a mid size city but has the wow factor to attract big time talent.

I handled millions of dollars in my other job. Finding people of high character was a top priority. 

8 years sir. Did 3 years in Kuwait 3 years in Iraq and spent 2 years at Rammstein.  I might have been a ground pounder but I can assure you I'm no less dangerous than they are. I held my own going blue to green while in Kuwait.

Ooc: for reference blue to green was a practice of airmen being cross trained and transitioned over to serve in the army

My vision is simple we bring ourselves in to a mid level market to get true Americans. I'm thinking something like the true example of America. Washington DC itself. As far as talent goes I'm looking to run the gambit across all weight classes and bring in the best fighters and flyers available.

I promise to run your club with utmost respect and dignity. I am currently interviewing with one other club.

Sir my desire is the strongest to be here but I understand wanting to hear all options. Much like you have to interview I to will make sure to place my name elsewhere on the off chance it does not work out here. Thank you for your time sir.

/me salutes once more

Prvt. Bailey lets get started on getting our base camp established in Washington D.c.

While the industrial district would before cost effective, we need better exposure and I'm sure we'll be able to do that on the state line.

I'll file the paperwork to make it effective here. Thank you for your assistance I will contact you once it's time to start the coaching hunt.

You are dismissed Prvt. Bailey

At ease Private. It appears I was a bit hasty in my dismissal. Can you get ahold of Lawrence Corwin for me please

Mr. Corwin were looking for a head trainer here in the Militia and we need someone with field experience and you have the most of all the candidates so naturally we feel like you are the correct first step for us. Tell me Mr. Corwin if we bring you on as a head trainer what will you bring to the table?

Can you give me a bit more in to what your experience is?  What kind of wrestler are you?  Are you someone who I can rely on to make sure our troops are properly trained to fight?

Thank you for your time sir. We'll be in touch

Private Bailey can I get Samuel Flannery please

Mr. Flannery I'm looking to bring our first head trainer here to the milita. Tell me sir what kind of experience and wrestling style would you bring to the table?

Well Sir i definitely appreciate your time and i do say you have impressed me here. I have a few more interviews to conduct before I come to a decision.

Private Bailey lets get ahold of Spike please.

Spike I'm loving the quick name you got. Tell me Spike if I were to bring you here as our head trainer, what kind of experience would you bring and what is your style focus?

Spike you're style is exactly what I want. The question I have for you is are you a man who can follow the chain of command?

You would have freedom to do what we need in training but there would still be orders that need to be followed from myself and the Major

You know what Spike I like you and we need someone to teach our guys to really fight.

What do you say to a 3 year deal for 3 million

We can sign for the 4 for 3 deal. Spike. I'll get your orders sent out.

Private Bailey lets get Tom Riggs on the line. Tom were looking for our assistant trainer here and my question for you is if we bring you in to the Militia, what will be your style focus?

Thank you for the heads up Spike. Still getting used to these new phone based deals

Tom were looking for our assistant trainer here and my question for you is if we bring you in to the Militia, what will be your style focus be?

TOM WHAT STYLE OF WRESTLING DO YOU SPECIALIZE IN?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. WE'll BE IN TOUCH.

PRIVATE BAILEY. CAN. Sorry Private, can we get in touch with Chaos.

Chaos were looking for our assistant trainer here I have two questions for you. First what kind of style would be your focus and second are you someone comfortable with being able to follow the chain of command?

Thank you Chaos we'll be in touch.

Private lets try a different approach here. Can you send out a notice to the available assistant trainers that I havent spoken to you yet to let them know we're looking to bring someone in.  Preferably I'm looking for someone with a focus on speed and or a penchant for high risk training.

Ms. Wilson I take it that means you specialize in a more aerial approach. If so my only other question for you is are you someone willing to follow the proper chain of command?

Well Ms. Wilson you are exactly what I'm looking for here.

How does an agreement of 3 years for 3 mil sound to you?

Paper work has been filed ms Wilson.

Private lets get Malinda Redford on the line.

Dr. Redford this is Sgt. Underpants here in the militia and we need ourselves a good field doc. I've heard a lot of good things about Wharton and because of that you're at the top of my list to speak to. Tell me Dr. What is your area of expertise and what hospitals have you worked for?

I really need to get one of those fancy autocorrect systems on here. My apologies. Ms Wilson

I read your dossier but there were a few holes.

Tell me Dr. What is your area of expertise and what hospitals have you worked for?

I'm not too sure on that one thank you for your time Doc we'll be in touch.

Private lets get a hold of Dr. Potter.

Dr were looking for a good field doctor here. So tell me Dr. Potter what is your area of expertise and what hospitals have you worked for?

Sounds impressive Dr. Potter. I have a few more interviews to conduct but we'll be in touch.

Private lets get ahold of Dr. Quinlan please.

Dr were looking for a good field doctor here. So tell me Dr. Potter what is your area of expertise and what hospitals have you worked for?

I was looking to speak to you.

Dr. Quinlan you sound like just the man I'm looking for.

What do you say to a 3 year 3 million dollar deal?

I see you've heard about my problem with typing and technology. Glad to have you on the squad Dr.

Private Bailey. Thank you for your work today. I think you've earned some base lib until the draft starts.

Dismissed private.

/me salutes

/me enters the Majors office and salutes

Sir, Sgt underpants reporting. Permission to speak freely.

Sir I was thinking we need ourselves something that really represents us and our mission. I wanted to get your opinion on looking at getting ourselves a mascot. 

I was looking at possibly getting ourselves an Eagle or a Falcon if an Eagle isn't available. I feel both of them really emphasize our idea of speed and power combined along with the obvious patriotic image it will give us. Especially after hearing that those Brits over on the West Coast a wimpy little bulldog and are cementing themselves as clearly anti American.  This will be a great way for us to really make a statement before the season officially starts

Thank you sir

/me salutes and does an about face to leave.

Private Bailey lets see about getting ourselves an eagle for our new mascot here

Would that be a one time fee?

Lets take it out of our incentives and just do it for this one season for now. I'll put in the paperwork

Private Bailey lets get Daniel Morse on the line please about our first recruit Mr. USA

Mr. Morse we would like to offer Mr. USA a 4 year contract at 8 million dollars and 1million in PR to make him the face of the Militia.

That sounds like a great idea. I'll sign the paperwork thank you Mr. Morse

Private lets get Melissa Solis on the line.

Ms. Solis I'd like to offer Morgan a 4 year deal worth 5 mil a season and 1 mil in pr?

Thank you Melissa I am submitting the paperwork now. Can't wait to see Morgan in action.

Private while were waiting for our next draft pick, is Mr. USA available. I wanted to meet our star and have him tell me a bit about himself

Me either soon we'll show everyone why the militia and the US are the best. Especially those jokers over in the union jacks. I'll let you go get used to our training facility let me know if you have any suggestions to make it more patriotic.

Private can we check in with Morgan so I can welcome him to the squad.

That is definitely in the plans Morgan. I've heard great things about both of you

In fact Morgan looks like my plan worked. I'll speak with you again shortly need to see about getting your brother signed.

Private can we get Emilio Ruiz on the line. Mr. Ruiz how are you doing sir?  As I'm sure you're aware I had to make a deal with the Devils to acquire your client Denzel in order to keep the brothers together. That said, I would like to offer him a 4 year 5 million dollar contract with 1 mil in pr.

Paperwork has been submitted.

Private lets get both the jones brothers here if I could.

Morgan I told you I'd be bringing your brother here and I'm a man of my word. Denzel I want to say welcome to the Militia, can't wait to show the other teams what they missed out on

You guys definetely have the quick wit and rapport I want for our tag team here.  Tell me do you guys have a tag name you'd like to be recognized as?

I see it. I put up with my fair share from my brother but it's what family does.

I'm with Denzel I didn't know there were two Portlands. Good thing my wife books my flights for me

Private, looks like it's time to get Daniel Morse on the line again.

Daniel pleasure speaking to you again.

I'd like to offer Angel a 4 year 5 million contract with 1 mil in pr

Thank you for your time. Mr. Morse, I know Angels gonna do great work here.

Private, now that it's official, let's get Angel in here so we can meet our newest recruit

That is a lot of money Angel. But I'm confident you'll be worth it.  Go on ahead and check out the facility.

Private lets get Daniel Morse again.

Daniel I think I need to get you your own office here at this rate.

I know Marshall is coming abut later in the draft than he probably wanted, but I'd like to offer him a 4 year deal worth 6 mil and 1 mil in pr

Private lets get porter on the line please.

Pleasure to meet you Porter, I've heard some great stuff about you and was honestly shocked you had not been picked yet. But it would appear luck was on my side here now and I want to offer you a great opportunity.

4 years at 4 million dollars

We can do 2 years Porter and I'll keep you at the 4 mil. We'll show the Devils what they missed out on

Go ahead on down and meet the rest of your teammates.

Private can we get Marshall cutter in here please. Mr. Cutter welcome to the Militia. Tell me a little about yourself

I look forward to seeing what you can do cutter.

Private lets get Benjamin Lancaster on the line.

Mr. Lancaster what kind of deal are you looking at for Lamar Nash?

Done deal

Private lets get Melissa Solis on the line. Mrs Solis, what price range are we looking at to sign Michelle to a 4 year deal.

I am going to be moving her in to the starting role

I was honestly looking for a 4 year deal but I'll agree to the 3. Pleasure seeing you again Ms. Solis

Private I want to say thank you for all your hard work. just a few more things to wrap up before the season kicks off. Let's me out final two recruits starting with Mr. Nash.

Lamar it's nice to meet you. Tell me a little about yourself.

I know exactly what you mean. Can't wait to see you kick some ass out there Lamar.  Go on into our training facility to meet the rest of the squad.

Private lets get our final recruit Melissa in here.

Great to have you here Melissa, please tell me a little about yourself.

My apologies Michelle, no disrespect was meant. I honestly don't know where the name slip came from

I'm a happily married man Michelle.   Please feel free to head to the facility to meet the rest of the squad

/me heads into Major Dales office and pops a salute.

Sgt. Josh reporting as ordered. Permission to speak freely sir.

Just wanted to check in with you and see what your thoughts were on our recruits sir.

So far from the brief talks Ive had I would say so. They're a nice mix of true Americans from all over the U.S. and I'm sure they'll do us proud. I know you're a busy man sir so I'll leave you from here so I can finish getting our troops ready for training.

/me salutes and leaves once the salute has been returned.

Private I need another favor, can you head down to the training area and get me the hometowns of all our recruits please.

How can I help you Mr. Morse

While it is unfortunate someone else's screw up is costing everyone more money, after meeting with Mr. USA I can agree he is worth the money. You have yourself a deal Mr. Morse.

Private, lets get Ms. Solis on the line.

Melissa I figured id call you and beat you to the punch here. I've heard about the chaos gm Justin has caused and the new price increase for 1st and 2nd rounders so I'd like to offer Morgan an additional 1 mil on his contract to make it 6 mil and 1 mil pr for 4 years. How does that sound?

Cutting my budget a little close here but we can do that Melissa.

Projected Line up
Main- Event: Mr. USA
Semi- Main Event: Marshall Cutter
Tag Team 1: Morgan Jones
Tag Team 2: Denzel Jones
Opener: Lamar Nash
Woman: Michelle Zimmerman
Bench: Porter
Sparring: Angel

Captain: Mr. USA

PR

Mr. USA

As requested by Mr. USA we want to have a video package focusing on the greatness that is America.  We'l have America the Beautiful playing in the background as we highlight various landmarks across the US i.e. Statue of Liberty, Mt. Rushmore, the Grand Canyon, and The White House.  Add in some others to fill in.  We want to intermix the shots of the Landmarks with  various historical images, must include (Washington crossing the Delaware, the signing of the Declaration, and Lincoln at Gettysburg.)

Angel

Angel is still young and has a way to go to become a top star, but we want to get the fans ready for when she does make appearances.  She will be dubbed our "Angel in the wings"  We'll show some clips of her in the training facility before finishing with her looking out over the rest of the team with a halo over her head.

Morgan Jones

Now we know Morgan is the bigger daredevil of the duo so we want to highlight that.  First we'll start off with a voice over to introduce him as one half of the Brothers In Arms to officially give the tag team a name that fits us here.  Let's get some old clips of him in action to show off his daredevil side to the crowd.  Find me Morgan's best spot and we'll end with a sound byte from Denzel saying "Did you see that shit?"

Denzel Jones

First we'll start off with a voice over to introduce him as one half of the Brothers In Arms to officially give the tag team a name that fits us here.  With Denzel we're going to play his video a little bit slower, focus in on his technical aspect and show him methodically wearing down his opponents.  Same with Morgan we're gonna find Denzel's best spot and end with a sound byte from Morgan "That fool got dropped."

Marshall Cutter

We want to push Marshall as a street style fighter.  He's got a mean look to him and it will do us a lot of good to use that intimidation factor.  We'll have him head out to the streets and find some local up and comers willing to take a Cutter from him in some staged fights.  We're also going to give him his own catchphrase. "Step up Get Cut"

1 Mil team PR

I also want to throw in a team PR campaign here to be played every week before the show starts.  We're going to use Rage Against The Machines song Guerilla Radio in the background.  We're going to have an image of the US with the picture of each of our recruits over their hometowns as we flash through each of them we'll show a clip of them hitting their finisher before having their picture moved to Washington DC. End with THE WAR IS ON over the image of our roster.

Training
Angel: Brawling and Technical Skills
Porter: Technical Skills

Lock in

Ladies and gentleman of the press today marks the beginning of a new era in professional sports. Today the TCW is set to show the world how dominant it will be and to truly show its dominance The Militia will be on the front lines. Soon you will all witness what happens when an army of individuals band together for a greater cause. We welcome you all to join us as the Militia marches onward to victory.


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Alright Spike lets get down to business. What are your thoughts on the team?

Coach you actually beat me to my next question. I like that. If there's nothing else you wish to discuss I'll let you get back to training the crew. Would you mind sending Cutter up to see me?

Very poetic Cutter.

Listen I have a few things I wanted to discuss with you real quick.  First off I wanted to apologize about your pr what was it exactly that you were unhappy with so I don't make the same mistake next season?

Thank you Cutter no more staging you're a true fighter and we need to acknowledge that.

Now we come to the deeper reason I called you up here. As you know this is a team sport and a unit and as a unit we need to have our pieces where they will be the strongest. That being said following the results and feedback I have received from camp I have decided that for the time being we are going to be moving you to our opening spot.  It is not a permanent move as everyone here will have a chance to move up depending on their performances.

So Cutter your mission is to take the opening spot and not only lay waste to the rest of the openers across the league but make a statement that can justify me moving you higher up the card

Now you're making me hungry. Head on down back to training Cutter. I'll speak to you later.

Private can we get Lamar up here please.

Lamar, I wanted to say thank you for all your hard work during training camp and that didn't go unnoticed. That said after discussions with our head trainer we have decided that you are better suited for the semi main event spot. I'm sure you'll go out there and do the militia proud.

That's what I like to hear. Can't wait for you to show the rest of the teams what happens when they step up to the militia.  Go on ahead back to training.

Private lets get Porter up here please.

Porter good to see you again. Now I understand questions as to why I signed you only to have you on the bench. I wanted to answer that personally here and now. I brought you on because I believe we are the best place for you to learn the craft and to become a true force. If you had been brought to your brothers team GM Pancho would have treated you as nothing more than a gimmick. You might be on the bench for now, but things can change and the bench isn't a bad place to be either. You are our wild card and our equalizer. Everyone in the militia has an important part to play and you are no different.

You'll get your chance Porter, your trust in me will not be for nothing. Go on ahead back down to training camp.

Private can we get Lisa in here real quick.

Lisa first off I want to say thank you for your hard work in training camp, team looks really impressive. My biggest concern however is Angel who's training appears to not have taken at all. Do you have any insight in to why?  Also was there anything you would like to discuss?

Thank you Lisa always love honesty. I'll send the lineup down to you and Spike in a bit.

Private is there anything else that needs to be addressed or anyone wishing to speak to me?

Alright than Private lets get this season rolling

Main- Event: Mr. USA
Semi- Main Event: Lamar Nash
Tag Team 1: Morgan Jones
Tag Team 2: Denzel Jones
Opener: Marshall Cutter
Woman: Michelle Zimmerman
Bench: Porter
Sparring: Angel

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Press release from the desk of Capt Josh

As the first shots of war were fired and the first battle was waged The Militia has unfortunately taken a minor set back in our battle against The Wildcats.  This week the war comes in to our front door as The Devils prepare to find out what happens when you step into an active war zone. The Militia has also suffered a minor setback due to the injured Cutter. He is by no means out of action but our doctor will be checking him out and we will be assessing our best option. The Devils however have suffered a worse casualty as they're little dream Frightmare has allowed his mind to break already and is a sign of a weakened enemy. A weakness we  will exploit. Tune in this week to see The Militia do battle against The Devils in an all out fight for glory.




Private lets get Spike in here please.

Spike it was a close one this week and we definitely fought hard out there. Based on what you saw do you have suggestions for way to improve or any adjustments we should make?

That's great too hear Spike. I do have a few other concerns I'd like to discuss.
First what are your thoughts on Angel?  I know Lisa was concerned about her not having any real potential would you think it could benefit us to cut ties and try to find someone else with a little more desire to spar with?
Second before I speak to the doc have you spoken with Cutter about his ribs?  If so did he give you anything intelligible?

So his brain is "normal" but body might not be the best it sounds. Thanks for the honesty Spik Im gonna look in to some possible options in regards to Angel. I'll speak to you once I'm ready to lock in. Thank you again.

Private I'm looking in to some possible replacements for Angel as I feel her desire and ability isn't what I need and could hurt our team. What I'm wondering here is how you old feel about making some extra money and joining the team as the team sparring partner and backup for Michelle if need be. I'm not sure if it's something that's allowed but I feel you'd be a better fit and you've already had the chance to meet the team and would be an easier transition.

That's perfectly fine and thank you Private. So now to plan B cause every good leader has one. Private what I need from you is to get together with Spike and Lisa to head out in to the heart of DC to find me someone ( preferably female) who would be interested in joining us as a sparring partner on a 1 million dollar contract and a 500k signing bonus. But before that happens how much would that cost to do?

Understandable I'll go ahead and send in the paperwork. If you three can go ahead and head out. Before you leave can you send up Dr. Quinlan, I'd like to get his report on Cutters condition.

Dismissed Private.

I'm not taking any risks. I need my squad competing at 100%.  Thank you Dr. please keep me updated as necessary on Cutters condition. While I have you here is there anything else I should be aware of health wise?

Thank you Dr. I'll check in with you if I need anything else

Guess I'll just relax until the trainers get back

First off I want to say thank you to both of you ladies for coming in. Now before I speak to you each individually I want to be up front of what's going on. What I'm looking for at this time is someone to spar with the team in between events. There is a chance you could be moved up to full competition if we need you. At this time the most I could offer is a contract of 1 million with a signing bonus to be decided after I speak with you. The amount of time you wish to work here will also be something to be discussed after. After hearing what I'm looking for and what pay were looking at, are ladies still interested in the position?

Good to hear. At this time I'd like to speak to each of you individually. Helena if you could wait outside I'd like to speak to Jynx first.

/me waits for Helena to leave

Jynx I have a few questions to get to know you and how you'll fit here.

1. what sort of background do you have in a combat based situation?
2. Are you someone who is able to follow orders and do what's best for the unit?
3. What is it that you bring to the table that makes you the better option?
4. Finally, if hired how long would you be looking to stay?

Thank you Jynx is like to speak to Helena before I come to a decision. Could you please send her in and wait outside for a few moments.

/me waits for the ladies to change places. 


Thank you for waiting Helena, I'd like to ask you a few questions to help me come to a decision.

1. what sort of background do you have in a combat based situation?
2. Are you someone who is able to follow orders and do what's best for the unit?
3. What is it that you bring to the table that makes you the better option?
4. Finally, if hired how long would you be looking to stay?

One final question Helena. What is your current line of work and would it have any effect on your time here?

Thank you Helena at this time I feel you're not quite what I'm looking for as far as a sparring position here, but I would like to keep your contact information in case your talents are needed to fill a different position.

/me waits for Helena to leave.

Private can you send Jynx back in please.

Jynx, after speaking with the both of you I feel you are the perfect person for the job here and I would like to extend you an offer of 1 mil with a 500k signing bonus for a 2 year contract.

Pleasure to have you here Jynx. Go on down to the facility and get your self acquainted with the rest of the team. I have some paperwork to take care of up here.

Private can you please inform Angel that her services are no longer needed here and we wish her the best in all her future endeavors.

My apologies private. Please send the lineup down to the trainers and go take a well deserved rest.

Main- Event: Mr. USA
Semi- Main Event: Lamar Nash
Tag Team 1: Morgan Jones
Tag Team 2: Denzel Jones
Opener: Porter
Woman: Michelle Zimmerman
Bench: Marshall Cutter
Sparring: Jynx

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Press release from the desk of Sgt. Underpants

Another hard blow has been struck here in D.C as we fell victim to The Devils both in the record books and in the injury received by Mr. USA. While his injury is a setback we will never surrender and will show our will and power as we go toe to toe with the PFC and show them what happens when you end up in the sights of the militia. It's time for our team to show everyone what it means to truly support the team from all ends something I think Presidents Justin and Death need to do before they have a mutiny on their teams.

Private lets get Spike in here please.

Spike another close week but unfortunately another injury to one of our troops. Have you had a chance to check on him yourself?

Thanks for that update. I'll make sure to pay him a visit as well. Next matter of business, I know it's only been a week but how is Jynx fitting in with the rest of our team and do you think she is of better benefit to us than Angel was?

Definitely something I'll look in to doing possibly in a few weeks when we take in the Rebellion. I think Sarah over in the PFC would be a little too much pressure for a first match right?  Finally last order of business on my end obviously with Mr. USA out this week Lamar is going to get the go ahead for the Main spot, what would you think about Morgan going singles this week in the 2 spot and having Cutter teaming with Denzel?

Alright I will speak to the both of them a bit later.  Is there anything you would like to discuss Spike?

I whole heartedly agree with you Spike, this Trump thing is ridiculous. He's bad for America, I'm a Sanders guy here he's got the right idea to get us back on track. But we'll save the politics for another time. Go on down to get our guys ready and can you send Morgan up please?

Morgan I wanted to get your feelings on an opportunity here for you. As you know Mr. USA is hurt and will be out of action this week which leaves an opening in our semi main event spot. How would you feel about competing in that spot and having Cutter team with your brother this week?

/me returns the fist bump

Just do me one favor and let me speak to Denzel alright

This is not quite the meeting I had in mind.  Morgan if you wouldn't mind waiting outside please while I speak with Denzel.

/me waits for Morgan to leave.

Now first off Denzel, yes what Morgan said is true, I asked for him to move in to the Semi main event spot due to the unfortunate injury bug we have seemed to have here to start off.  That being said this is no way affects your standing here and you will still be wrestling this week, what I'm asking of you is to team with Cutter.  He's coming back off his injury and I think a tag team match will be a better way to get him back in the ring with a lower chance of re-aggrivating his injury.  Is that something you can do for me just for this week?

No he wasn't lying and I'm sorry Denzel he didn't say anything about your pops. I'll let you get back to your training, got a big week coming up.

Private can we get Cutter up here.

Cutter glad to have you back this week. Got some business to discuss with you. It would seem fate has struck this team with another blow and saw fit to strike down one of us. This leaves me with a special request from you, I want you to team with Denzel in our tag team division this week. Does this sound like something you can do for me?

I'm sure both of you are ready for the equinox and are just the men we need this week. You go get prepared for the Equinox Cutter.

Private lets get Lamar in here please.

Lamar first I want to say great job in your match against Wade. I was impressed with the show you put on and I'm hoping to see much more of that from you. That being said I have a big mission for you this week. As you know Mr. USA is hurt which means someone has to step up in to the Main Event spot to take on Hawkins and I can't think of a better man than you. Everyone this last week was talking about the match between Hawkins and Nichols I know come next week we're going to be talking about the classic match between you and Hawkins and how you showed everyone the true fighting spirit of the militia. You ready to show everyone why we're the best there is?

That's all I and the team can ask for Lamar. Go on back to training, big week coming up for you.

Private hold my calls I'm going to go visit Mr. USA.

Hey future champ, I wanted to come and personally see how you're feeling. Anything you need from the team?

I appreciate that but I need my soldiers at a hundred percent. You take the week off to heal up soldier and we'll have your spot waiting for you next week.

/me talking to self.

Time to head back to the office, I'll just send the trainers an email for the lineup on my way there


Main- Event: Lamar Nash
Semi- Main Event: Morgan Jones
Tag Team 1: Marshall Cutter
Tag Team 2: Denzel Jones
Opener: Porter
Woman: Michelle Zimmerman
Bench: Mr. USA
Sparring: Jynx

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Press release from the desk of Sgt Underpants.

Close matchup for us last week. Our guys went out there to try some new roles and I'm damn proud of what they were able to show against the PFC. Morgan definitely showed what he can do on his own and does give me food for thought as the season progresses.  Next week looks to be very interesting based on the news of a new leader in the Rebellion. This change could make the difference in the problems with frustrated talent and make them a more dangerous team.

Spike, another close week. We seem to be just on the verge of taking the match up each week. What are your thoughts on how everyone looked in their match ups

That is what I like to hear. Speaking of injuries, any updates on Mr. USA?

Thanks Spike, I know last week we discussed having Jynx get field tested this week against the Rebellion, based on what you've seen in training is this still something you want to try?

We're gonna keep her rolling than. Don't want to mess up what's working.

Is there anything else you need to discuss team wise?  If not can you send Mr. USA to see me.

Glad to see you up Champ. How are you feeling?

Alright than. Spike told me the Doc cleared you and if you feel you're ready I'm gonna let you go ahead.  Head on down to practice and send Morgan up to see me please.

First I want to say great job last week. I know it wasn't the result either of us were looking for, but you looked impressive out there. Secondly, I want to talk to you about what you want to do this week. Obviously with Mr. USA ready for action again him and Lamar will be returning to their regular roles, so if you want to continue to try your hand as a singles competitor I can slot you in to open the show and get us started off with a win or you can return to tagging with your brother. I'm leaving the final choice to you.

Here's how I see it. You and your brother have a great tag team and you two can be the faces of the tag division if that's what you want. If you want a singles career you do have to pay your dues. You got your first taste last week when we needed you but you're still used to the tag style and I think that's what hurt you. In my opinion if you want to pursue a singles career you need to get used to the change of pace and I think an opening spot would help you along with speaking to Lamar about possibly mentoring you for the future.

Alright than Morgan. Let me speak to Lamar real quick, if you could just wait outside while I do so

Private please have Lamar Nash come upstairs please.

Lamar great to see you again. As always great job last week. I'm gonna cut right to it. You are a prime example of a team player and a constant professional in and out of the ring. That said I have a favor to ask of you. I want to help Morgan get started on a singles career and I feel you would be a perfect person to take him under your wing and help him become the best he can be. Is that something you would be interested in.

I'm glad to hear that. I do have one more thing to discuss with you and know this is in no way a knock on you at all, but as you know Mr. USA is back and ready to fight again. Since he is promoted as our Main Event guy, I would have to give him the nod for the main event again and have you back in the semi spot. Are you cool with that?

Thanks for understanding.

Private please send Morgan back in.

Morgan I've spoken to Lamar and he's agreed to mentor you. I'd like the two of you to start working together during training.  I'm sure with the knowledge you can pick up from Lamar you'll be a singles star for sure.

Is there anything the two of you need from me or any questions you have?

NEITHER MAN HAS ANYHING MORE TO ADD

That will be all gentleman. Please head to practice and advise the trainers I'll send the lineup down shortly.

Main- Event: Mr. USA
Semi- Main Event: Lamar Nash
Tag Team 1: Marshall Cutter
Tag Team 2: Denzel Jones
Opener: Morgan Jones
Woman: Michelle Zimmerman
Bench: Porter
Sparring: Jynx

lock in

Press release from the desk of Sgt. Underpants.

First off I want to say how proud I am of this team, not only did we secure our first victory but our team showed great unity after the match with their celebration. On the flip side we have the terrible actions coming out of the wildcats camp, the attack by Kamikaze was inexcusable but also extremely fishy if you ask me. Now as far as the upcoming week goes, we have one of the strongest teams on paper in The Rockets, but paper can't measure will and heart. We're going to come at them full force and use the steam we have from this week to make a statement.


Spike, awesome job this week with getting our team that first win. What are your thoughts on matchup this coming week?

Definitely good to hear. Now I know it's only been a week, but I wanted to get your thoughts on the mentoring program I set up with Lamar and Morgan. Do you think it's something we should try with the rest of the squad?  I was thinking of having Mr. USA mentor Porter and Michelle work with Jynx

Thanks for the honesty Spike, I'll let you get back to training the troops. Could you do me a favor and send Lisa up.

Lisa, let me start off with a big thank you for all your hard work. I've seen all the improvements these men and women have made and that comes from the hard work you and Spike have put in. With that said, is there anything you'd like to discuss or anything you need from me?

Alright glad to hear Lisa. Go on ahead back to training. Can you send Porter up here to speak to me.

Porter, how are you doing?  I know you've been bounced around the card here the last few weeks and I wanted to speak to you about a new program I'm trying here. I recently set up a mentoring program between Lamar and Morgan, and I wanted to get your feelings on doing the same with Mr. USA. I feel he would be a great mentor for you and can really help you to reach your true potential here.

Alright glad to hear your on board. Can you wait outside for a moment while I speak to Mr. USA, Porter.

Private can you have Mr. USA come upstairs please.

Mr. USA I wanted to talk to you about taking Porter under your wing and helping him to develop. I've seen what it's done for Morgan to work with Lamar and I feel you would be the best person to do the same with Porter. Is it something you'd be interested in helping us out with?

Perfect.

Porter please come on back in.

Alright gentleman now that I've spoken to the both of you and since we're all on the same page id like the two of you to do me a favor this week. On top of helping Porter to hone his craft I'd also like him to accompany you to the ring so he can see you work up close.

BOTH MEN AGREE

Head on back to practice gentleman. I have some things go take care of here.

THE MEN LEAVE YOU TO YOUR BUSINESS

Private can you send the line up down to the team please


Main- Event: Mr. USA
Semi- Main Event: Lamar Nash
Tag Team 1: Marshall Cutter
Tag Team 2: Denzel Jones
Opener: Morgan Jones
Woman: Michelle Zimmerman
Bench: Porter
Sparring: Jynx

lock in

THE MEDIA BEGIN TO GET IMAGINATIVE IN THEIR STORIES, AS THEY GROW IMPATIENT

Press release from the desk of Sgt. Underpants.

Not a good week here at all. What should have been us showing more signs of unity and picking up a second win was instead a close loss to the Shark Tank and a crack placed in our foundation. As far as the news on Porter is concerned, I have no comments until I speak to him first. Personally I'm a bit concerned with what's going on with the Devils, if they're bringing in prostitutes for their employees I'm wondering what other illegal activities their up to over there. Finally, this week is our first cross division matchup. We might not be doing the best here in our division, but every team here in the Rogers division is better than the jokers over in the Thesz division and I'm calling victory for not only us over the rockets but our whole division is going to walk out victorious.



Spike straight to the big problem here this week. Do you have any idea what happened to Porter?