The Awesome List

[¿PapaPancho?]

Long story short.......one of the fellas slapped one of the strippers in the face with a stack of money.  She said something to him about not disrespecting her and then all was good.  Or so we thought....one of the other strips overheard the conversation and she started spouting off about the guy was now a "dead body".  Unfortunately these guys are not the ones you make idle threats to.  For whatever reason some of the fellas began fighting each other which went from inside to outside and gunshots ensued shortly after.

You need to not be placing yourself at the scene of a crime

[Goldferg]

You need new fellas...

Sorry, couldn't resist

[Drama Queen]

Today an older guy in work approached me and asked me if I'd be able to show him some good yoga moves for his back. And so that's what I spent my break doing. Not sure why, but this makes me ridiculously happy.

[Adam Wrong]

Had to lol at this getting on the bbc website

[Flins.]

Weird, I remember seeing that on the day, tracking our inevitable loss to Leicester, didn't pick up on the name at all. Must've been a cracking game to watch live.

[T-Bonizzle]

My NC folk, any more thoughts about meeting up for like, lunch or something? I mean I AM making the 500 mile trip might as well...

[GM Franchise]

Going to the Old Dominion concert Friday night as well as Revolver and Saturday going to a Pacquiao/Mayweather fight party as well as going to Revolver again.

[BamBamBunglow]

Converted my first friend to MFX. It only took me five months to find the one friend who listens to podcasts...

[Bad News]

A girl asked me for my waist today. I told her it was mine and that she can't have it. Or we could swap and she could take the remnants of my belly from me.

[Stoner]

My wife has started exercising again.  She's been really upset about her appearance for a while now, and I've told her repeatedly that I find her beautiful but if she doesn't feel the same she is the only one who can change it.  This past week she's been taking steps in that direction, which is really cool for her.

[jagilki]

Had to lol at this getting on the bbc website

OMG!!! Josh Jones!

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

My wife has started exercising again.  She's been really upset about her appearance for a while now, and I've told her repeatedly that I find her beautiful but if she doesn't feel the same she is the only one who can change it.  This past week she's been taking steps in that direction, which is really cool for her.

#cml matey cml

[Doug E Fresh]

Got engaged yesterday. It worked!

[jagilki]

Congrats.

Now Midas is glaring at Fnord..

[Adam Wrong]

Got engaged yesterday. It worked!

Nice one dougie

Double Wedding?