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Bon Jovi- Gayest man bar Richard Simmons

Started by Excaligore, August 05, 2008, 06:55:44 AM

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Tim-Æ

I think what annoys me most about Bon Jovi is that after his career had pretty tanked, he did what all failing musicians do - changed genres. Problem is, he went to the THE MOST...RIDICULOUS....genre EVER. COUNTRY.

Fuck Bon Jovi. Fuck him right in the ear.

TaNK

Ain't nothing wrong with country. Kid Rock went country and he had lots of success off of that.

*anticipates the usual 'country sucks' or 'anti-kid rock' remarks*

Gary

thing is kid rock has that red neck appeal...Bon Jovi is a glamour rock star from Jersey

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Quote from: jagilki on October 11, 2011, 05:21:41 PM
Midas would chop off his Penis if he thought it would win him a Mafia game.


Rebel Child

Jon Bon Jovi only did one country song as far as I know of.

Also in the later years they had a bluesy feel to their music.

HOWEVER here's something for you.  The bassist of Metallica has done songs with country artists and even showed up in thier videos.

So if Jon Bon Jovi is gay - so is he.

Oh and let's not forget Steven Tyler, Christian Kage,  Nelly, and a slew of others.

Gary

Yeah RC, but Bon Jovi was gay even before he did country

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Quote from: jagilki on October 11, 2011, 05:21:41 PM
Midas would chop off his Penis if he thought it would win him a Mafia game.

TaNK

He did a whole album with Sugarland, so thats where people are getting the country thing from.

Jovi with Sugarland is STUPID!

Black Death

Nelly...man invented Pimp juice  the drink ...  ;D
"Asuka, gives you two thumbs up"



T Jay




Rebel Child

Well let's see here.

Those who started in country roots and moved out and then came back in.

Kris Kristofferson, Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis.

Then we can look at the simple fact that country before it was country was either gospel or blues.

Now then we can go onto the simple fact that Jon Bon Jovi MAY have been a glam rock band, but he got more pussy than even TaNK and Ian have combined.  Along with Brett Michaels of Poison.

Oh! And let's not forget all that money too.

So hey, if he's gay, he's doing better than most of us..right?

TaNK

I'd still smash Jennifer Nettles though.

Black Death

Nelly doing country...Epic Fail   but I still like the guy
"Asuka, gives you two thumbs up"



Duckman

Bon Jovi = wanna be Bruce Springsteen with better hair and much worse songs.

The end.

Peace

Duckman
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