WEMBLEY!

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

After an amazing sales pitch I secured tickets for the FA Cup semi finals. Another chance for me to see United @ Wembley and against City makes it sweeter.

[Kendell Smith]

Jealous! But happy for you none the less... kind of 

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Jealous! But happy for you none the less... kind of 

You can come with me and be my ball boy.

[Kendell Smith]

Can I wear a tshirt with 'ball boy' on it?

[Kirk]

Jealous! But happy for you none the less... kind of 

Same here.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Can I wear a tshirt with 'ball boy' on it?

(CARTMAN VOICE)

Just hold ma balls Ant...just hold ma balls.

[Kirk]

How are you planning to get around the travel chaos that will undoubtedly grind the M6, the train network and the streets of London to a halt over that entire weekend? With Man Utd vs. City, Stoke vs. Bolton, Arsenal vs. Liverpool and the London marathon all on over the same weekend, I think I'm actually glad I don't have a ticket and will have to watch it in a pub instead.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

How are you planning to get around the travel chaos that will undoubtedly grind the M6, the train network and the streets of London to a halt over that entire weekend? With Man Utd vs. City, Stoke vs. Bolton, Arsenal vs. Liverpool and the London marathon all on over the same weekend, I think I'm actually glad I don't have a ticket and will have to watch it in a pub instead.

1. I dont use the M6
2. I have a very conveniantly located family member
3. I get there for about 12pm anyways as I have reservations @ Club Wembley for dinner with my customers
4. Cattle it at the end like everyone else