The Wildcats (Louisville)

[Mike Powers]

My goodness, I thought that my phone was never gonna ring.  A talent like Murphy falling all the way down to the 5th round, when he is a top 5 talent!?!  That's crazy!

Regardless of draft position, today is your lucky day Ms. Serra.  Murphy will sign for 4 years, $7.5 million, and $1.5 million of PR.   

[Reya Serra]

Consider it done, Miss Solis.  I shall send in the paperwork shortly.  Thank you for your time.

Miss Young, could I perhaps meet our newest signee Murphy Cox if he is available?

[Mike Powers]

Greetings, M'lady! 



EXAGGERATEDLY BOWS

[Reya Serra]

Hello, Mister Cox.  It is a pleasure to meet you.  If you would be so kind and it is not too forward of me for this being our first meeting, could you perhaps tell me a bit more about yourself and your background?

[Mike Powers]

Most assuredly!  I grew up in Connecticut, a product of the absolute finest of finishing schools in the nation.  I was from the rough part of town; would you believe we only had ONE butler on staff?  Regardless, I perservered and pursued my dream of wrestling professionally, which has led me to your doorstep.  I quite hope I am what you were looking for! 

[Reya Serra]

Indeed I believe that you are, Mister Cox and that is precisely why I chose to draft you.  I also doubt that you will have any issues with the amount of butlers on your personal staff any time soon.  While you are here do you have any questions you wish to ask of me that I may be able to answer?

[Mike Powers]

I am delighted to hear that you will be providing me with butlers!  How many should I expect?   

[Reya Serra]

I suppose that would depend on how many you require and how much they shall cost, Mister Cox.

[Mike Powers]

I shant be greedy m'lady, I wouldn't want my fellow teammates to be envious.  Let us just hire the standard 2 servants, one to cook my meals, and the other to attend to any other needs I may have.  I know of a service that can provide them at the bargain cost of $250K each!   



MURPHY WRITES A PHONE NUMBER DOWN, AND PLACES IT IN FRONT OF PRESIDENT SERRA

[Reya Serra]

REYA TAKES THE WRITTEN PHONE NUMBER AND NODS AT MISTER COX.

I shall call them and make the necessary arrangements.  Thank you for your time, Mister Cox.

Miss Young, could I speak with Jerzey please?



Hello, Mister Jerzey.  The Wildcats have selected Tamba Tauaalo with our most recent pick in the draft.  I would like to offer a 4 year contract for 4 million per year.  Would this be acceptable?

[Mike Powers]

Lookie here boo, it's just Jerzey.  Only one calls me "Mister" is my lawyer, ya feel me?

Now, onto my boy Tamba.  Tamba is the future, so he don't want to lock down with a low money deal, nam sayin'?  2 years, $4 mil.  Aight? 

[Reya Serra]

Those terms are acceptable.  I shall send in the paperwork shortly.  Thank you for your time.

Miss Young, could I perhaps meet Mister Tauaalo if he is available?

[Mike Powers]

What's up?  Now that I'm here, we should TOTALLY have a party brah!   

[Reya Serra]

It is a joyous occasion, but I believe that we shall save such a party for the end of the season when we stand victorious over all of the rest of the stables.  In any case, I know that we have only just met but could you perhaps tell me a bit about yourself and your past?

[Mike Powers]

I'm a wrestler.  Duh!  Wanna do a keg stand?