If you're going to steal World Series rings, please think it through

[Black Death]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/If-you-re-going-to-steal-World-Series-rings-ple?urn=mlb,195133

[Zombie Gunn]

How exactly was he planning on re-selling them?

PAWN SHOP: "Where'd you get this?"

DUMBASS: "Uh... I found it."

PAWN SHOP: "I think it belongs to one of the Phillies players."

DUMBASS: "Uh... no..."