Obama is an Alien!!! :O

[! JDM The Professional !]

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The controversy as to where President Barack Obama was born boiled over today when a Wikileaks source revealed that the commander-in-chief was not born in Hawaii nor Kenya but was actually born on a planet several thousand light years from Earth.

“Obama and his race plan to take over the world and turn the Earth into a paradise for his people”, the sources revealed.  “Global warming is part of their plot as the Earth is a tad too cool for their liking”.

The source stated that the reason so little is known about Obama's childhood is because he did not arrive on this planet until he was 24 years of age by Earth standards.  The alien race implanted false memories in some people to make them think they actually knew Obama in his youth.

“The reasons no one can remember him going to college or getting his birth certificate is because he never did those things!” said a source who asked to remain nameless but has 'inside info' into Obama's past.  “He and his race plan to take over the world!”

The startling revelations cane forth after several documents were called into question including Obama's supposed 'birth certificate' from Hawaii which was incomplete and contained major discrepancies.

“Those aliens should do a better job with Photoshop”, said Hawaii state spokesman Janice Okubo.  “The color shading of the certificate is clearly off, there is no official state seal and there is no crease from it being folded.  This document is clearly a wholesale fraud!”

Obama supposedly played basketball at Occidental College but no one there remembers him playing.  Also, few students remember him at all.

“I remember him”, said Josh Halderon who claims to be a former classmate.  “But I only started remembering him after I saw this big UFO and I blacked out!”

During the debates Obama steadfastly refused to discuss UFO's when confronted during a debate.

“I am here to serve man!” Obama fervently stated.  It was only later that reporters discovered an alien cookbook called “To serve Man”.


lol, I love these fake spoof reports. Reminds me of the old 'George dubleya dubleya Bush is a Lizard Man' lol
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[Gary]

Vote:Obama

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Well...

That explains TARP I guess.