Carols Tevez signs 5 year deal with Manchester City.

[Duckman]

Yep the ugly little fucker last seen on Star Trek Deep Space 9:



Has signed for Manchester City and will be earning a reported £150,000 per week.

Fuck him.

Peace

Duckman

[Russ]

LOL

(Will you go on MSN now?)

[Adam Wrong]

most signifcant manc swap since denis law did it if you ask me. Good for him and Man U can be happy with his replacement... Michael pahahahahahahaha I nearly finished that sentence

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Both Big Pete and Andy Cole have been significant joiners of Manchester Shitty in the past. I don't know how big of a deal this is. Ironically if they get Adebayor he could end up in the exact same position he was at Old Trafford.

[Adam Wrong]

pete was coming into the twilight by then and would make no difference. Tevez could be a difference maker right now as he is in top form. Ferugson's sour grapes minirant made me laugh though; is he bitter that Man Utd's investors let him get one gash freebie despite raking in 80mill for ronnie and then they say that man utd shopping spree is over while the blue half get the forgotten man who fans were begging to be signed up and still the cash is flowing freely.

[Smash INC]

I never thought I'd see the day when Man City would become a dominant force in the Premiership.

Maybe this is the start to all that.

[chunkylover]

I knew I'd see the day when they started having their own oil supply.

[Duckman]

All I can think about when City keep signing all these strikers is Micha Richards standing by himself at the back shouting "little help" while everyone else is up the other end of the pitch waiting for the ball!

Peace

Duckman

[Cory]

Dunne is an alright back, but yeah. Their backline needs some upgrades.

[chunkylover]

No it doesn't... you think the ball will ever get that far back?

[Smash INC]

The ball will be so scared of Tevez's ugly mug it'll never reach his feet for more than two seconds.

[Cory]

Reports say they're very close to getting Adebeyor.

Wonder who Arsenal will get with the 22 million they get for him. I'd like Van Der Vaart or Sneidjer, who are both for sale.

[chunkylover]

I'm pissed now cause I've made my fantasy league team lol.

[Cory]

...you can edit it until the first game Chunks.

[chunkylover]

Fantastic!