The biggest badass on the internet...

[Marq]

...is clearly this guy.

Bottles beware!

$10 says he e-feds.

[Cory]

Hes bout to cut one of his titties off

[Marq]

This is exactly how I imagined Insider.

[Talon]

Its been over for a good two minutes and Im still laughing... holy shit.

[Russ]

I think the fact some of the bottles say 'Diet' on them might be my favourite thing here.

[Jennifer]

...I actually feel that the technique is quite impressive.

[GM Franchise]

I think he's getting ready for the zombie apocalypse.

[Alex Smiley]

Well, he's got the technique down...but dude, you GOTTA cut back on the bologna sandwiches. You're moving too slow, real targets would've blocked you from about a mile away...

...or am I reading too much into this?

[Judge]

Give him props for sharpening up his display swords and actually having some skill.

Too bad that in the zombie apocalypse, he'd fail Rule #1

[Judge]

Or maybe this is Star Wars Kid all grown up.

[jagilki]

I feel like an ass.  I immediately thought of Barney Green, and went to search for any new videos of the guy to post and make fun of..

... and his latest was him talking about being put in the hospital.

[¿PapaPancho?]

Meanwhile children die of starvation while this silly fat bastard pretends to be the Last Samurai ...

[Hondo]

I feel like an ass.  I immediately thought of Barney Green, and went to search for any new videos of the guy to post and make fun of..

... and his latest was him talking about being put in the hospital.

Ahhhahahahhahaaaa!! He's in the hospital! I bet it's to get a gravy transfusion! Ahahahahahahhaahhhahhahahaa!! Fat tub of poop!


There. Now you don't have to feel bad alone.

[Mark Mania]

I also immediately thought of Barney Green.

I also don't care.

[Marq]

I am so completely and utterly serious when I ask, "What's this guy's accent?" For the life of me, I can't figure it out:

You CAN thrust with a Katana, you FOOL!