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Started by Kieran King, February 05, 2011, 09:40:31 AM

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Kieran King

#15
February 05, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
Drive by is almost correct. What I was TRYING to say that I got hit by a car. Some guy seemed to think it was funny driving on the footpath, and so in front of a bunch of my friends, I got mowed the fuck down. None of them got the plate number either, useless bastards. But yeah... actually hit by a car, and smashed up onto the hood of it. I was wondering why my entire body hurts, then I read this and it all came back to me.


FXBlade

#16
February 05, 2011, 04:18:21 PM
Quote from: Kieran King on February 05, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
Drive by is almost correct. What I was TRYING to say that I got hit by a car. Some guy seemed to think it was funny driving on the footpath, and so in front of a bunch of my friends, I got mowed the fuck down. None of them got the plate number either, useless bastards. But yeah... actually hit by a car, and smashed up onto the hood of it. I was wondering why my entire body hurts, then I read this and it all came back to me.

If you say so....

We know what really happened

Rob.B

#17
February 05, 2011, 04:20:29 PM
I honestly thought Fu K was the name of your Taxi driver.

FXBlade

#18
February 05, 2011, 04:24:15 PM
Quote from: Reaper on February 05, 2011, 04:20:29 PM
I honestly thought Fu K was the name of your Taxi driver.

and then some..

Gary

#19
February 05, 2011, 04:32:41 PM
Quote from: Kieran King on February 05, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
Drive by is almost correct. What I was TRYING to say that I got hit by a car. Some guy seemed to think it was funny driving on the footpath, and so in front of a bunch of my friends, I got mowed the fuck down. None of them got the plate number either, useless bastards. But yeah... actually hit by a car, and smashed up onto the hood of it. I was wondering why my entire body hurts, then I read this and it all came back to me.

Do you live in Egypt by any chance?

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Russ

#20
February 05, 2011, 04:55:26 PM
Hey, this is original. "I got hit by a car" NOT followed by "so that's why I no-showed, sorry."
Boss of the Experts, Hero of the TFWF and SCW, all-round giant bag of awesomness.



jagilki

#21
February 05, 2011, 05:22:17 PM
Quote from: Russaholic on February 05, 2011, 04:55:26 PM
Hey, this is original. "I got hit by a car" NOT followed by "so that's why I no-showed, sorry."

Yet.

Alex Smiley

#22
February 05, 2011, 06:05:42 PM
Quote from: Reaper on February 05, 2011, 04:20:29 PM
I honestly thought Fu K was the name of your Taxi driver.

Must be my Asian cousin or something. What? Don't look at me like that...

Good to know you're (somewhat) okay, King.

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Kieran King

#23
February 05, 2011, 06:28:01 PM
Quote from: Aleximir Kozlov on February 05, 2011, 06:05:42 PM
Good to know you're (somewhat) okay, King.

Fag.

And I posted in the tournament now! I think I'm on time thanks to Daylight savings, so not even attempted vehicular murder can stop me winning at life.

(Because, as we all know, e-fedding directly correlates to life.)


jagilki

#24
February 05, 2011, 08:31:29 PM
Deadline was last night bro.

jagilki

#25
February 05, 2011, 08:31:47 PM
[spoiler]not really[/spoiler]
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