2008 Verdict Award Categories

[Judge]

Ok guys below are the categories I have for the 2008 Verdict Awards -- These aren't nominations yet, these are just categories you want to see voted on.  Please post below and let us know.

The 2007 Categories --

Neo Twisted Monoxide Award  for the worst Roleplayer of the Year

Constipated Orgasm Award â€" Biggest build-up, leading to biggest flop
(angle, match, debut, etc)

Soap and Mouth Award (Filthiest mouth)

Chris Calhoun Avatar of the Year Award

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen "Starved For Attention" Award

Biggest Boob of 2007 (This can mean female boobs or idiot "boobs")

The En Fuego Award (best burn of the year)

The "Say my name, bitch" Award (for best nickname)

The Spears Memorial Dysfunctional Family of the Year Award (Worst Stable)

Energizer Bunny Roleplayer of the Year (For the longest roleplays known
to man. They just keep going and going…and can be boring as hell)

Young & The Restless Award (Best continuous set of roleplays)

Flash Funk Award (Best Banner)

Undisputed Post Whore Champeen of the World

Unforgiven Douchebag Award (Worst Gimmick)

The Silent but Deadly award (most underrated rper)

The OJ Simpson (Best black man who pretends to be white until he does something illegal)

The Oh Brother Award (best no sell)

The Red Headed Step Child Award (Most deserving of an asswhippin from
the Banstick)

The YMCA Award or Most Likely to Service an off shore Navy crew.

The Blackspliotation Award (best black character to be black)

The G.W. Bush Award (most likely to cause an international incident)

Most Likely to be caught with a controlled substance

Lifetime Achievement award, The Mitten

And 2008 Categories --

We need your ideas!  Post below.

[Cory]

Keep those, lookin' for the three-peat.

[TaNK]

The Tank Award - Efeds sexiest male.

Erm, I'll put more thought in this and tell you which ones I like and such.

[Zombie Gunn]

Wow, this looks like it will be really fun.

[Zombie Gunn]

Beard of the Year (hey, I gotta win SOMETHING)

Best return to glory

Fail Thread. (worst thread, has to be one with zero replies)

[Rebel Child]

EFK's King and Queen

Efedding's Biggest Sweet Heart

OMGWTFBBQ?! Biggest BURN of the year

[Alex Smiley]

The Alanzo Award for Worst Attempt to Fail
The Ian Trumps Award for Most Money Spent on EFedding
The AlexK Award for Most Active Characters In Most Feds

[Gary]

the torch award ..best flame of 2008

[The Murph]

The Where in the World is Murph Award - This goes to the person who vanished the longest. Presumably because they got lost.

[Zombie Gunn]

The Where in the World is Murph Award - This goes to the person who vanished the longest. Presumably because they got lost.

Nice, I already know who that will be.

[Smash INC]

The Scorpio/Head & Shoulders Award for Best Hair in eFedding

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Well we probably dont want to have 300 awards if we are going to make cool little userbars and have say a seperate section on the site.

2008 Oscar the Grouch Best Knights Show Moment

RC's suggestions of King and Queen should be changed to '2008 King and Queen of Wishful Thinking Award'

Beard of the Year has to be in there...

'The Boyd U Turn Award' (person who has done a complete u turn in the way they like or hate this site to the other spectrum)

'The Spike Crow Masked Man Award' (someone who has looked like they might be cool only to turn out to be a douche)

'The Duckman Racial Awareness Award' (for the most randomly shocking comment of 2008)

'The Marc Abrigo Foreign Film Award' (best contribution by a non white person)

I think maybe have some serious ones like best fed head, best rper, best poster stuff like that. Also maybe put together a Hall of Fame since we have been running now for over 6 months.

[Russ]

The Scorpio/Head & Shoulders Award for Best Hair in eFedding

Get In

[TheEnigmaticOne]

The Silent but Deadly award (most underrated rper)

That screams my last 2-3 months in e-fedding lol.

I drop a bomb last week in PWC, and I'm not even mentioned in one roleplay for this "fed wide" brawl as a contender, or even someone to watch out for.

God...I love being a sleeper.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

The Silent but Deadly award (most underrated rper)

That screams my last 2-3 months in e-fedding lol.

I drop a bomb last week in PWC, and I'm not even mentioned in one roleplay for this "fed wide" brawl as a contender, or even someone to watch out for.

God...I love being a sleeper.

Hey we can give you the 'Mike Bessette I like to post about myself and nobody cares award'