"Wrestlicious, baby!"

[Marq]

(I figured this was random, but if you wanna move this thread to the "Real Wrestling" board, go for it.)

Thoughts, anyone? I call "Cousin Cassie!" She's adorable!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei93yTpJSj0

I'm Marq with a "Q," and you heard right,
You can't really be racist if you're not white,
Fuck the KKK, 'cause against Judge's wishes,
Marq with a "Q" is wrestlicious!

[Smash INC]

The only correct answer is Lacey Von Erich.

She's also Wrestlicious...

Jimmy Hart still has a higher pitched voice than all the women though.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

I would watch this like totally.  Lacey is definitely a babe, but I kind of really liked Sha Na Na and Draculetta

[Adam Wrong]

I'm M.D.K. and if you wish
I can teach you a sick fetish
Whether it's poo and pee or fucking fishes
M.D.K. is Wrestlelicious

[Excaligore]

What the hell? Where's the mud and nakedness?

I WANT A REFUND!

[Duckman]

Lacy Von Erich is going to be my wife.

Peace

Duckman

[Mike Storm]

I'm Mike Storm but you all know me
I'm bringing you wrestling like it should be
The truth is that I am actually fictitious
But also that I'm Wrestlelicious

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

I'm The Dom with the giant schlong
One night with me is never wrong
Now get on your knees and obey my wishes
Cause The Dom is Wrestlelicious

[KenFucious]

I'm KenFu and I'm too cool for school
Not 'fedding in G-2 means you eat poo
Our show 'zults are tasty delicious
'Cause me & G-2 are Wrestlicious!

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

I'm Ian Trumps I am harsh but fair,
No person in ewrestling has better hair,
I am a mans man I dont do the dishes,
Ian Credible is simply WRESTLICIOUS!


I hope that Von Erich doesnt die...

[Blankman]

I'm the Blankman and beacuse of Lent I'm eatin' fishes
Sure, I'm a nice guy but my character's malicious
Broken so many mirrors that I can't be superstitious
In the end you've got a guy who's too f'n wrestlicious

[Alex Smiley]

I'm AlexK, and I'm way too nice
But give me some time, and I'll show you spice
I'd say some more but I'd sound repetitious
All you need to know is AlexK's Wrestlicious

[jagilki]

I'm the Jag I ain't no hag
My beard is bushy, but my kissing ain't mushy
Fresh killed deer is mighty delicious
Big bearded E-fedders are Wrestlicious


OH AND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L96EqqXSRBc

Oh Oh and another.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVBSLtibAFo

One Last Addition

Earlier this week, Daniel reported that Jimmy Hart was starting a campy new women's wrestling promotion called "Wrestlicious." It turns out that the promotion's Executive Producer and financial backer is a 19 year old Powerball lottery winner. Wrestlicious has sent out the following pres release:

19 YEAR OLD WON $35 MILLION POWERBALL, STARTED WRESTLICIOUS IN 2008

Los Angeles, CA-Saturday March 28, 2008

The Executive Producer of the new Jimmy Hart's Wrestlicious TV show creating a huge buzz on the internet, h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei93yTpJSj0, 19 year old Jonathan Vargas, is excited about the overwhelming response. Vargas, the youngest Powerball winner ever, won 35.3 million in May 2008, and wasted no time pursuing his dream of being involved the wrestling business. Vargas, who lived in Gaston, South Carolina at when he bought the winning Powerball ticket recently moved to Tampa, Florida to be closer to the Wrestlicious production.

"It definitely always been a dream to be in the wrestling business. I grew up watching Jimmy Hart, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine and Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs, and it seems surreal that they are all part of Wrestlicious now. We have assembled some of the best producers and talent in the business, I know in my heart Wrestlicious will be a home run"

Vargas will appear in the show as "JV Rich", the laid back and affable Rapper/Owner of Wrestlicious. Regular features will include "JV's CRIB", a look at the goings-on inside JV's mansion frequented by The Wrestlicious Girls.

"I thought he was very nice, and doesn't seem to be affected at all by his good fortune. He was totally respectful to all the ladies on the set. He seemed to me to be involved in Wrestlicious solely because he genuinely loves wrestling and not as a vehicle to meet young women" said Wrestlicious star Lacey Von Erich.

"Mr. Vargas has been a pleasure to work with since he first expressed his interest in women's wrestling to me last summer" added Wrestlicious Senior Producer and GLOW alumni Johnny Cafarella "He's a very smart young man and surprising business acumen for a guy his age"

[Excaligore]

Vargas, who lived in Gaston, South Carolina at when he bought the winning Powerball ticket recently moved to Tampa, Florida to be closer to the Wrestlicious production.

...I grew up watching Jimmy Hart, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine and Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs...

Wait... he's 19? I knew South Carolina was backwards but I didn't realize it was by a decade or so.

[jayjames]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA