Your life motto

[Ryan Ruckus]

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

-HiLARious

"Ruck the World"
"I am the infantile center of the goddamn universe."
"Not all who wander are lost."
"Everything Sometimes."

[Duckman]

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it." and "Good idea boss" are ones I swear by!

Peace

Duckman

[Goonboy]

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it." and "Good idea boss" are ones I swear by!

Peace

Duckman

come on, be honest now Duckman .. you know your true motto is ...

"thug life born, thug life dead, when I'm chillin in my pond I eat THUG LIFE BREAD!"

[Excaligore]

Everyone's a cunt until they prove otherwise.

Personal fav.

[Nick]

"It is what it is"

[Duckman]

Personal fav.

Same here, that made me laugh!

Peace

Duckman

[Alex Smiley]

"Your face"
"As bad as things are, they could always be worse"
"If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself"

[Goonboy]

"Kill 'em all ... let the paramedics sort 'em out"

[jagilki]

There isn't anything a picture of naked boobies won't fix."

[Cory]

If you cant come in her, come on her.

[Excaligore]

If you cant come in her, come on her.

That's no way to treat your blow-up doll, young man.

[Goonboy]

I would never ever hit a female ............... but I'll slap a bitch 

[Tim-Æ]

no fat chicks.

[Hondo]

Im starting to think youre just making all these up Goonie.

[Goonboy]

"Kill 'em all ... let the paramedics sort 'em out"

LOL That one is from "The Program"

the other one I said a long ass time ago .. lol